#probably gonna delete it anyway

[soupthatwasreheated]

Alice Dyer is NOT Tim 2.0. Their humor is completely different. Canon Tim is incredibly different from fanon tim. He is funny sometimes, but when it comes down to it, his humor comes down to “millenial who makes the occasional pop culture reference and is jokingly flirty sometimes”. He knows what a meme is, but his meme knowledge is not that far advanced from “I can haz cheesburger” cat. He is not hip with the memes. Alice is the one who is hip with the memes. Please let this woman be cringe and let Timothy Stoker be free from the chains of comedic relief meme guy.

[carissime]

Literally no thoughts just Gojo after your wedding carrying you over the threshold of your hotel room. You’re not leaving for your honeymoon until the morning but he nearly trips on the doorframe in his haste.

“You really don’t need to carry me—”

“But it’s tradition, we need to consummate the marriage!” he insists. Within seconds his lips are against yours and he’s fumbling with the light switch, and you finally swat his hand away and just beg him to take you to the bed.

He works the zipper of your dress down, part of him sad that he’s not going to see you in this gorgeous gown again, but then it reveals your white lace lingerie and the groan he lets out is broken and guttural and desperate.

This is far from the first time he’s seen you like this, but there’s something about this moment here and now that makes it so much more intense, so much more intimate and he just never wants to let you go.

“Satoru,” you whisper, and his breath hitches.

He leans down to capture your lips in a kiss. “Shh, I know. Just lemme take care of you, like I promised.”

And when he sees the gold band on his fourth finger pressing into the skin of your hips as he sheaths himself inside of you, he nearly loses himself, sending up a prayer to whatever gods are listening that he can keep his promise to keep you safe and happy forever.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ayyyy ok here's some extra Laughingstock Sillies from the past week or so. it aint much but its honest work

(human!Barnaby's design is partycoffin's - from their pokemon au! he's beautiful....)

[biancalattei]

usually dont post wips here but cant help sharing this pwetty ume..

[marcelineuntitled]

fanart for This Is Not The End by @kings-highway

potentially my favourite fic ever!! <3

[problemduetest4life]

Look, everyone see's Jeremy as this "golden boy" right? And if his deep dark secret was public Jean would know about it because Kevin would know about it. So, my assumption is that whatever scandal it is has been covered up by his family with hush money/connections whatever, hence why he has to stay there during the week. They still have this thing to hold over his head.

(ofc part of me still things it's sibling death related just bc that's sort of a common theme in TSC)

ANYWAYS! If it does go the scandal root I want it to be SOOO SCANDALOUS

Give me Jeremy getting caught sucking dick at the banquet. Give me Jeremy with a "habit." Give me Jeremy wrapped up in the wrong crowd his Freshmen year and they cause a car crash. Give me a felony, give me a "fuck the police," give me the drama.

[wimcc]

[quacaserous]

woe. tender tavstarion be upon ye

[bumpintheroad]

tmi but i’m having a hard time taking my new toy. like it literally will barely go in!!!! it’s thicker than my other toy but i didn’t think it would be this hard to put it in me???? pussy too tight and i’m struggling over here

[rafeandonlyrafe]

[tio-trile]

Did you hate the season 2 finale? Are you still looking forward for season 3 because of it or are you turned off of looking forward for any tv show good omens from now on?

What season 2 finale? Good Omens has never been adapted into a TV show. I love the book tho!

[fluffalpenguin]

bunch of au stuff (except that one page of them in their usual clothes lol)

[y-vna]

Ty for 400!

It may be 1:30am, but honestly, I just felt like I wanted to write this. Thank you for 400 followers!! That's crazy. I'm super thankful, and honestly, it means a lot to me! <3 super excited for more to come, I hope my moodboards rn are up to standards!

I'm not tagging anyone this time since I don't want to disturb everyone every time I write one of these. Just know all my mooties and idols r amazing, and I love them. You guys know who you are, ily 💕

Just a boring text post for this milestone post cuz I can't be bothered rn ahh

Teeny Itty bitty vent in tags since I can't get my life tghtr rn erm! Don't feel pressured to read it, idrc ig?? 😭😭

[shreksstepfather]

That One Time I Almost Got Hit by a Bus, made on a whim in 30 minutes because I was thinking about this experience earlier.

[angstyaches]

100 x 10

To commemorate this blog passing 1,000 followers, I wanted to write 10 new 100-word drabbles. (Because 100 x 10 = 1,000!)

Please don't send anything too elaborate; a sentence/dialogue starter/some keywords etc. + OC name(s) please! 🖤

[deklo]

i am genuinely sad that watcher is putting their content behind a paywall LOLLLLL FOOLS!!!!