#probably like ohhhhhhhh my god

[dilfsisko]

Now, I don't condone arguing with strangers on the internet, it rarely gets you anywhere blah blah blah. That being said sometimes i ignore my own advice and i DO get into fights with strangers on the internet and guess what? it's just as annoying as everyone says it is.

don't recommend

[jeyneofpoole]

acok dash simulator

🐺 winterscumming

i’m sorry but the lannisters licherally can’t expect us to just ignore what they did to our liege lord lmao???? sitting up there on that jank throne like i won’t answer the summons as soon as lord starks’ kid calls the banners goddddds the blonde hair makes those cunts stupid. also the incest probably. what is the north known for again??? forgetting??? that’s what i thought…….

🦁 gains-of-castamere

typical northern scum lmao. bring up the ‘incest’ allegations all you want but nobody’s ever allowed to mention stark’s actual bastard as if it’s just, like, fine????? we’ll see who’s laughing when king joffrey seizes your lands and holdfasts ig

🧜‍♂️ womanderly

cersei lannister isn’t gonna fuck you bro

⛓️ iron-pryce

you will never fucking guess what i saw lady asha and lord greyjoy’s other kid doing on the docks today ohhhhhhhh my god

🍑 rainbowhard

LORAS TYRELL BESTED BY A WENCH THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEE

🦄 renlybrocade

she should’ve killed him the realm can afford to lose one twink

❤️‍🔥 rhollor-wifee

the comet is a sign of his coming

🦊 flor-aunt-it

me and the comet are making out sloppy style

❤️‍🔥 rhollor-wifee

you will burn

⬛️ dontcallmecrow

not my ass going on the great ranging lmao i should’ve deserted 🙏😭

🐻 lordcommandr

Report to command tent. Immediately.

⬛️ dontcallmecrow

oh my god

🛶 c-bitch

they really expect me to follow this metrosexual into battle. ok. gold price looking nepo baby cunt he fucking shot todric and i’m just supposed to steal a castle with him. ok!!!!!! i miss asha……..

🩸 reek

heyyyyyyy i’m in the dungeon fornormal reasons does someone wannacome say hi?

🦑 princee-of-winterfell

ok lol

🐉 that-one-loyalist

i swear to fucking god i just saw daenerys targaryen burn down the house of the undying????? queen???? hello???

🐴 in-the-whoarde

likely place for her to be

⚓️ sonsshine

i love my dad i love boats this is great we’re going to blackwater next i’m sure our victory will be righteous in the eyes of our lord

⚓️ sonsshine

⛵️💥💥💥☠️🟩🟩🌊🌊⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛵️⛵️🟩🟩🌊⛵️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥⛓️⛓️⛓️👨‍👦‍👦☠️☠️ ⛵️💥💥💥☠️🟩🟩🌊🌊⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛵️⛵️🟩🟩🌊⛵️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥⛓️⛓️⛓️👨‍👦‍👦☠️☠️

[posallys]

all right here is my word vomit live watch

IMMEDIATELY i am slapped in the face by toby stephens as poseidon i am FERAL

THE LUKE AND PERCY PARALLEL “LOOK, YOU DIDN’T WANT TO BE A HALFBLOOD” OH MY FUCKING GOD

THE MISSING LUKE AND PERCY TRAINING SCENES OH DEAR LORD THANK YOU THANK YOU

“When am i ever going to use this” percy i LOVE YOU

“So you can use them against your opponent” OH BOY

Finally some action i love a good sword fight

But where's annabeths necklace imma kill people

Ooh some god strength okay okay tasty

HELL YEAH POSEIDON POWERS FUCK HIS SHIT UPPPPPP 

“I WARNED YOU. IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'LL FIND OUT WHO I AM” OH I LOVE THE ENERGY YESSSS FUCK YEAH

GO OFFF PERCY 

“AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A KID”

Ares didn't curse him i hate it here

OH WHAT IS THAT VOICE

OH MY GOD THE CABIN SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

this can go one of two ways

“Violent seismic activity” MMM YUMMY

UH HULLO THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED ALECTO!???

I lied there was a secret 3rd way this could have gone and it happened 

OOP THERE’S THE NECKLACE

“Where's the glory in that” wow tell me you don't understand Percy's character without telling me you don't understand Percy's character 

“I don't have an appointment” THATS SO FUCKING ICONIC OF HIM

Wait i kind of fuck with this olympus i was picture all white and pristine but this FUCKS

“SHOULDN'T THEY BE JUST AS AFRAID OF US AS WE ARE OF THEM” OH MY FUCKING GOD. OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT 

“you're learning fast” OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

“Things that are small and scary….” BROOOOOOOOOOOO

the show has rights for the luke and percy content and posally and percabeth and that's IT

LANCE REDDICK ❤️❤️❤️ greatest of all time rest in peace ❤️ (you'll always be Cedric daniels to me)

Ohhh king he does a bad ass zeus

Where's poseidon though DONT TAKE HIM FROM ME 😭😭😭

Lance ily

Lance reddick zeus you're perfect to ME

OHHHHH YES GOOD SHIT

percy jackson king of audacity 

AGHHHHHJJJDHH POSEIDON I LOVE YOU BRIAN BROMEN OH FUCK YES IM. SNKDKKWKWJFKMQ3LI4HRND IM VIBRATING NRJNW OHMYGID

IM THROWING UP OH MY GOD

“I SURRENDER” OH BROTHER DO I HAVE THOUGHTS THOUGHTS TOO MANY THOUGHTS FUCKKKKK

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD IM GOING TO PUKE

TOBY STEPHENS LOVE OF MY LIFE

I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE UNWELL IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

SHUT UP NOBODY TOUCH ME

“OBEDIENCE DOESNT COME NATURALLY TO YOU DOES IT” ohhhhhhhh brother call me an ambulance 

“I must take some of the blame i suppose” so you CAN read the books you just chose not to for the other 7 episodes….

THE SEA DOES NOT LIKE TO BE RESTRAINED FUCK YEAHHHHHB BROTHER

HIM ONLY UNDERSTANDING THE WORD FATHER IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF IM SOBBING 

POSEIDON SMILE IM DYING 

I DIDN'T LEARN IT FROM CHIRON AND THEN POSEIDONS FACE OH FUCK IM PUKING SHAKING CRYING

IM SO SO SO UNWELL IM LITERALLY INCOHERENT 

“Ares is a moron, as you noticed” STOP I LOVE HIM THERES THAT ASSHAT POSEIDON ENERGY IM LOOKING FOR

“of course we dream, why do you ask” “DO YOU EVER DREAM ABOUT MOM” I AM DEAD I DIED I ASCENDED IM FLOATING LEVITATING FLYING OH DEAR LORD OH MY GOD IM SO SO SO ILL

TOBY STEPHENS THE MAN THAT YOU ARE POSEIDON THE MAN THAT YOU ARE OH MY GOD HIM GOLDING PERCYS HEA DIM VIMITING SHITING MYSELF KILLING DYING DEAD DJFICJJWOKDKDJN FUCK ME FUCK FICK

TOBY TOBY TOBY YOURE PERFECTVTHE PAIN THE FACIAL EXPTESSUINNS IM DYING DEAD

THE PEARL KILL KILL KJAJDJWKKDJJDJDUEJJ2NH3H

I AM HYPERVENTILATING 

Not to be greedy BUT WHERE IS THE QUEEN AMING WOMEN WHERE THE FUCK WAS IT YOU CANNOT GIVE ME ALL OF THAT AND THEN NOT GIVE ME THE MOST FUCKING ICONIC LINE OF ALL TIME WHAT THE ACTUAL ABSOLUTE FUCK I AM GOING THROUGH SO MANY EMOTIONS WHATBTHEFUCK

there's still 20 minutes left taylor breathe it can still happen 

PERCABETH HUG MY RELIGION

annabeth luke percy trio is SOOOOO interesting to me

I hate percy knowing :( ur a bit too perceptive buddy but it's okay 

“I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GIVE THEM TO GROVER TO WEAR” SHOOT ME IT WOULD PROBABLY FEEL ABOUT THE SAME

THE GODS ARE MY ENEMY, YOU IM HERE TO RECRUIT OHHHHH BROTHER

OH HELLO BACKBITER LORE OKAY

LUKE I GET YOU I UNDERSTAND

I MET YOUR DAD *SLASH* OH THEY GOT HIM THEY GOT HIM GOOD

LUKE PERCY FIGHT MY EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED IN THIS DAY

PERCY APOLOGIZING HONEY UR TOO SWEET

ANNABETH OH FUCK OH HELLO

So tell me what are the plans for ttc now lol

I HEARD EVERYTHING ANNABETH HONEY COME HERE I NEED TO HUG YOU

I must ask….where the FUCK was this energy the rest of the season this episode is literally so insane it almost makes up for the rest of everything

“How does she feel abt all of this” ooh yummy i like the foreshadowing 

“I imagine she's thrilled” WRONG thalia would stomp freddy chases head in if given the chance

LEAH UR BRAIDS ARE GORGEOUS

stop percy had HEART EYES 24/7 FOR HER IM GOING TO COMBUST

“JUST BE A KID” IM SOBBING

THE SEARCHERS LICENSE IM CRYING SOBBING UR PERFECT GROVER 

“I'LL FIND YOU” FORESHADDDDDDDOWWWINGGGGGGGG

“NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS WE MEET BACK HERE NEXT YEAR”, OH I LOVE THEM IM CRYING SOBBING OH MY BABIES

MONTAUK IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF FUCK DUDE U CANT DO THIS 

i want poseidon to be there i know he wont be but i NEED it

Stop honey percy ilyyyyy you're such a sweetheart im kissing ur forehead and tucking u in

OH HELLO “IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP” WOOOOAHHHHHHHH OKAY

“WE'RE STILL DOING THIS” LMFAOOOOO

“TURNS OUT IM PRETTY GOOD AT THIS….COME FIND ME” CRAZY 

……MOTHERFUCKER if they dont show gabe dying im gonna riot

WHERE WAS THE REST OF MY POSALLY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU CAN'T GIVE ME SOME AND THEN TAKE AWAY THE LITTLE FROM THE BOOKS

WHERE IS SALLY MURDERING GABE HELLO

AHHH END SCENE LOL AH THE BOX

THE IMPLICATION THAT IT WAS ALL POSEIDON……..WHAT IF I DIE OH MY GOD

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

Ohhhhhhhh my god, I cant believe I completely forgot to mention that incredibly sexually charged dream that Feyre had about Amarantha in my last post when thats probably the most wild part

First of all, its very impressive that sjm managed to write such insufferably heterosexual romances when none of her characters are beating the gay allegations, second of all, I find it so insidious that this book is trying to portray Amarantha as Feyre's 'primary tormentor' UTM when that was RHYSAND

Like, correct me if Im wrong here but Im pretty sure Amarantha did not touch Feyre at all other than to beat her to death at the very end while Rhysand had her sitting in his lap every night for like 2 months, whys she having dreams like this about her and none about him

Also, what happens directly afterwards when Feyre wakes up is insane to me, Rhys wakes her and she runs to the toilet to throw up and while hes holding her hair hes like "yknow, I often dream about amarantha forcing me to watch cassian or azriel get raped" like ??? hey man, maybe tell her this later. Or actually, maybe tell her this never why on earth are you traumadumping on this 20 year old whos still traumatized herself

[buttsnorkeler69420]

HI HOWS THE ALBUM (← insane)

you know how when l(glu) was released april said this:

[image ID: a screenshot of text from a page on the song lyric website genius. it reads, "underscores said, 'Everything was too sad. I wanted to have some fun.' the text is white on a dull grey background.]

i underestimated it and i am having a TIME. um so i wrote up some thoughts i had on every song (i don't really know how to properly talk about music but i really like underscores so i am going to say things anyway haha)

(SPOILERS FOR WALLSOCKET BY UNDERSCORES BEYOND THIS POINT. content warnings for songs discussing grooming, war, suicidal ideation and transphobia.)

track 1: Cops & Robbers

i remember mentally exploding when i saw the thumbnail for this pop up on youtube. every time i hear the beginning guitar section my brain chemistry just is like... YEAHHHHHH ITS WALLSOCKET TIME!!!!!! this song just feels so so fun—the "haha gotcha" tone of it, and the speed and energy, and the part where it's like "and its full of all of your money / yEAHHH!!!"—i looped this thing so much until the other singles came out (and then i looped those. a lot.)

i love love love the bridge of this song and it gets stuck in my head all the time

track 2: Locals (Girls Like Us)

it's another underscores and gabby start banger!!!!!!! i love the songs both of these artists make and this one is no exception. immediately when the intro started i was like YEAHHH!!!! and then when the spoken "good luck" suddenly turned into that loud sample "Good Luck!" i was honestly startled enough to jump the first time i listened to it.

this is one of the songs where i don't really get the full symbolism behind everything yet (the whole horse section in the gabby part... basically gabby's entire part actually because i am not sure what the things they mention symbolize)

i really like how the repeating words mantra extends basically throughout the whole song in different ways, and the chorus is so so catchy

track 3: Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i really enjoy the wordplay underscores uses in her lyrics a lot... like how she describes a fishing lure to play into the "taking the bait" theme in the chorus (at first i was like "huh??? what colorful piece of plastic?" and then i was like OHHHHH!!!!) and how she indirectly alludes to things ("the name of my illness/is just one letter short of my own" - S*nny is five letters and i think this song is about S*nny's queer identity so the four letter word being referenced here might be LGBT??? not sure / and the "my favorite animal is engraved on the sides of my ribs" which i currently don't know the meaning of, but the person on Genius who suggested it was a reference to the creation of Eve makes a really cool point)

the transition in this song to the Patented Louder Ending Section is just soooooo soooo pretty... it gets me every time...

shoutout to this "OH" in particular.

track 4: You Don't Even Know Who I Am

originally when this song came out (both unofficially in "The Story of S*nny", then its official release), it honestly was not my favorite, but now it gets stuck in my head a lot and i don't mind at all! the singing and effects pair really well together. I also really like the intermittent beeping sounds that occasionally show up.

edit: i was lucky enough 2 be able to go to a live show and OH MY GOD was this song SOOOO cool in it. the freaking lightbulb effect is so cool when i realized what was going on with it i screamed

originally when i first started listening to this song i really liked the last loud bit but now i'm not really sure why but it's kind of off to me now? i dont know maybe something about the notes is a little weird to my ears but i still enjoy

track 5: Johnny johnny johnny

oh my god. OHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDD. this song has been stuck in my head since my first listen and will probably stay that way for the next month or so. this song is so amazing. IMMEDIATELY i was extremely intrigued by the way it opened (i had never heard of the Johnny, Johnny hand game thing before, and upon looking it up i was like OH MAN you KNOW the song is going to be mind blowing when it has LAYERS like this).

i think my first impression with this song was that it kind of reminds me a lot of underscores's MARINA covers?? like in a really good way, since i think underscores has mentioned marina as an inspiration and it's so cool seeing how many kinds of music she can make

i also love how like... expressive underscores's voice is, even in ad-libs and effects like the repeated "whoops!" in this song... it adds so much to the atmosphere and the um. growing dread as you realize what this song is about and are more and more aware of the juxtaposition between its topic and its tone. (the "johnny's gonna be the one who finally makes me real" line gets me every time in particular.... aaaaaaa)

this song's climax near the end is also just so so cool... i love how it takes a ton of elements that showed up earlier in the song and suddenly puts them all together (the "johnny johnny johnny johnny whoops" chant suddenly appearing alongside the chorus and transforming as the two are played at the same time)

track 6: Shoot to kill, kill your darlings

HIP, HIP... HOORAY!!! ough. this song. man. MAN. i am so crazy about how well this song tells a detailed story while still being catchy and fun to listen to (same with pretty much the rest of the album too haha) because that is such an impressive feat. the repeating gun sound impacts between verses are so crunchy i love them.

the line where it's like "he doesn't like what she chooses to do with her body / but he's given over his body as well / you'd think he'd get it more than anyone else"... OUGH...

this song is originally written in a very like... mostly conversational tone, but it's just so so fitting when at the end, OMB just accepts that her friend is going to go to war anyway, and to reflect this mood change, underscores just. drops all the fancy lingo and straight up repeats "I just don't want you to die" as the instrumental deteriorates. OUGH$$$))

track 7: Horror movie soundtrack

for some reason i was not expecting the banjo? guitar? notes that played in the album trailer to actually be a part of one of the songs in the actual album itself, and when that familiar tune started up, i immediately got chills and was like "OH SO WE'RE DOING THIS NOW".

god. the "you won't get away with this" being introduced as a calmer line that is mostly said like a quiet vengeful promise to becoming a big part of the crescendo is so so cool.

track 8: Old money bitch

i think this song was definitely my favorite of the singles when it came out because i could NOT stop listening to it and thinking about it when i wasn't listening to it. it is so so catchy. i didn't know where this sound would be in the album because i didn't have the tracklist memorized and it was such a gutpunch to hear it RIGHT after Horror Movie Soundtrack; we listeners just got to peek at OMB's current state of mind--her fears of losing her friend and her bitterness towards everyone except her friends and maybe "the girls"?--and then we IMMEDIATELY see that mara is bashing her on TOP of that. bonus points if mara happens to be included in "the girls"--I think this song does imply that OMB and mara were originally on good terms before their "first big fight" at a birthday party.

track 9: Geez Louise

i was NOT expecting to hear a rock/metal song from this album and i was smiling so hard when this came on. honestly surprised that i WASN'T expecting this because she makes so many different things but omg.

during my first time listening to the album, i'd remembered there was a song with a 7 minute timestamp in the trailer, but i forgot what song it was and by the time the album was over i was still waiting for the seven minute song. this song really does not feel longer than an average song to me somehow and it still feels only like three minutes every time i come back to listen to it.

i just... MAN. this song first being loud and angry and resentful, then bitter and dismissive with the "we don't have to talk about it", then suddenly transitioning into a feeling of like... an epiphany about identity in henhouse!'s part, is so so cool. the repeating "we don't have to talk about it" suddenly becomes like... an admittance of a sudden unspoken kinship. it's so... augh...

i had never heard about henhouse! before this song and after i was done with the album i immediately went searching and was shocked to only find one song... i am so excited to see more from henhouse! in the future though

track 10: Seventyseven dog years

hold on... is that the scream sample brakence uses in hypochondriac????? (maybe it just sounds similar haha)

the "do do ee oo ee oo oh oh"s in the background fading in and out are so pleasant and the crunchy texture of the drums in this one are so nice and i really like how the song transitions very nicely in and out of busy-ish loud and quiet sections

it's a little hard to hear the vocals during the louder parts but still a very cool experience!

i don't really know what the significance of dogs in this album is yet but i am curious because they've popped up a couple times (this song, the whole "ilovemydog77" password, arg and song thing)... i wonder if it has something to do with "dog" being an anagram for "god"

track 11: Uncanny long arms

ohhhhhh my god oh my god. i already knew this song was gonna be crazy because JANE REMOVER but man. i got interrupted in my first listen during the first verse of this song but i was so bewitched by the vocals that i had the chorus stuck in my head until i kept listening. another AWESOME example of how much vocals have been growing and evolving since the past albums... all the singing in here is so good and this song is just captivating.

the echoey louder part of the chorus ("and i saw that my hands were in a different place than before"/"and i woke up and felt my hands all on the carpet") transitioning into that ADDICTIVE "i can touch my toes/without bending over") is just so so pretty.

AND THEN THAT PART WHERE IN JANE'S SECTION IT DROPS OFF FROM THOSE VOCALS INTO A CRAZY EFFECTS ZONE. when the vocals suddenly break off and stutter and you suddenly honestly feel a little scared at where the song is going and then it fades gently into strings and more echoey vocals. GAH..... this album and its ability to play with my feelings...

(currently talking about this song while taking into account the current theories on genius that it is about mara realizing she has stalked S*nny so much that now she is talking to her, she has realized that she has overstretched and done something wrong (the metaphor being "waking up with long arms"), then deciding to withdraw ("getting an arm reduction").

the inlaws callback actually blew my mind when it showed up. i guess it kinda is a bit of irony in terms of the Lore... originally the lyrics of kinko's DO fit mara because she doesn't necessarily have real struggles (but yearns for S*nny's tough upbringing and struggles), but NOW she is just realizing what she has done by inserting herself into S*nny's issues and realizing she could affect them and have a huge impact for better or worse... ough...

track 12: Good luck final girl

this song feels both really cozy and mournful,,, especially the tune of the chorus and its tone... i can't decide whether "i hope you get what you deserve/that's not how this thing works" is more bitter or hopeful, but i think that's kinda the point because the description of this song says it's about the main characters realizing how they should grow up

considering there are 3 verses for our 3 main characters... i thiiink that the middle verse is most likely S*nny's (it talks about a girl down the block offering to help her, but she rejects the offer and says she doesn't need "people like that" anymore; likely referring to mara, "the girl next door" whose interactions with her were um. yeah.)

i am not sure which in the top and bottom match with old money bitch and mara... i think the last verse is OMB mostly because of the "ive postponed my suicide indefinitely" line, and also because of the sudden tone shift of the song (no more guitar, ambient noises in the background giving the feeling of being around people but feeling alone, the repeating of a final line over and over at the very end until it fades away like in Shoot to kill, kill your darlings)

um yeah. good album. good luck. wall sock er 👍

[captainswan618]

ohhhh my god ohhhhhhhh my god I am NOT ready for the s1 finale. I don’t want to say goodbye to Nine already, it can’t be time for that yet, I feel like I only just started getting to know him 😫😭

(I mean, to be fair, I did only start the show 9 days ago, so it hasn’t exactly been very long lmao)

But also I NEED to watch it immediately bc if I go any longer not knowing wtf Bad Wolf is I will fucking explode

AND TEN IS COMING AT THE END SO I CAN’T WAIT FOR THAT

BUT IT’S PROBABLY GONNA BE SAD WHEN NINE LEAVES AND I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE IT

(also please no spoilers!! I’ve avoided major spoilers this long somehow and I’d like that to continue lol)

(edit I finished it so you can say spoilers for those two eps, but not any further pls!!)

[daincrediblegg]

for the fandom thing: the terror and/or chernobyl (depending on if you've received either of these already)

oh boy get ready:

FOR THE TERROR (in which I'm certain my answers will be very predictable and basic but it's fine we move):

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) It's Francis. You know it's Francis. I know it's Francis. It's Francis.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) Again Francis BUT!!!! Jop also does make me want to pinch his cheeks like an italian grandmother. Little also brings out this instinct in me and I would were it not for his huge mutton chops getting in the way.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) Blanky probably. Like listen to me he is everything. In all honesty might be the realest dude on these two ships and I applaud him for his level-headedness while also acting like a mad bastard. My fucking king man.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) Probably Tozer if I'm honest. He's just a little manlet to me.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) James. He got a little lost in the imperialism sauce in an effort to rise above his shameful birth but he's working on it and doing his best.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) oddly enough it's Sofia. I'm not a jealous girlfriend I'm not. But she's kindof a dick to Francis (moreso in the book than in the show- and there's some interesting character work in there that I do enjoy that I think makes her a great character). but there's something to be said for how her choices are informed (both family pressure and appearances- even though I do believe she really likes francis but these things clearly outweigh any actual affection and that's a stupid decision to make for me). So like her. Also Lady Jane a little. The whole Franklin Family I would like to torment. Also it is unfortunately really fun to torment Francis and make him feel feelings with lady terror it has to be said.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) Hickey. it will always be hickey. Every time @trantors and I come up with a new au, we discuss briefly what stupid shit Hickey gets up to and fails horribly at and how he will inevitably perish under the circumstances. It is right it is correct and it is good for the little rat bitch.

CHERNOBYL:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) VALERA MOYA OHHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE THAT MAN the sweetest man on television. I need to give him a hug and a blowjob. I need to hold him sweetly and gently and give him the best orgasm he's ever had. I just need to love him. I always forget how much until I look at him but I do.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) Again it's Valery and no one else like really the man is the cutest thing on the planet I'm never going to be over it.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) Ulana Khomyuk! She's a bitch she's a boss I love her she is so smart and so important and she's just everything.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) God there are honestly a few of these because the background characters are such a great feature of this show but like. Vasily Ignatenko, Toptunov, Akimov, Yuvchenko, General Pikalov and General Tarakanov. those sure are some guys, I tell you. (oh and the miner guy. every time I mention him on the discord everyone demands I rewind to where he has his whole dick and ass out and it's really beautiful I gotta say)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) Going with Bacho (the "don't let the animals suffer" guy) he's a massive prick and maybe needs to go to therapy (a LOT of it) but he's interesting to me. also he played leo in a way out and is the director of that game's brother and he was my main when I played that and now every time I see him in anything I scream about it a little.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) Anatoly Dyatlov. that man deserves superhell too but like I definitely would want him tortured a lot more than he was for what he did first you feel me?

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) fucking. Charkov. The fucking prick.

[hideyseek]

9.09.2023

its so interesting as im writing narrative!fic the way that each subsequent draft / outline gets me closer and closer to a version of the fic that is ... true to the original conception? like i started gathering notes and ideas for this fic in earnest in ... 2021, like spring/summer 2021 and only today have finally put together an outline that FEELS like i am really, really close.

actually it's not even an outline it is a bunch of bulletpoint freewriting in a google doc that is roughly in the order of the series of events in the fic. i made a note to clean it into an outline later. but ohhh my god i finally!

like its been literally 4 drafts, i am slightly frightened to count how many words of draft material (probably about 60k give or take 15-20k), but THIS outline! i finally have the throughline of haiji's character arc through the fic, i've finally like .... idk. pared it down to the core parts and they magically (throug the power of thinking about this fic near-constantly since 2021) fit together now. THANK FUCK!

i told my old roommate i would send them a completed draft to beta like. two years ago.

i still don't know how this fucking fic ends but i have OPTIONS that probably will all require drafting out and revising before i pick sigh. but ohhhhhhhh my god this has NOT BEEN FUN but it is SO REWARDING to finally fucking hit (for like the third time) the feeling of "oh okay. i figured another thing out about how this story is going to work. it's going to come together now."

admittedly i said that to myself the last several times but THIS TIME I FIGURED OUT THE JOURNALING AND HAIJI'S WHOLE CHARACTER ARC and there is CAUSATION AND EVERYTHING which there sure was not before ahahaha. god this time i figured out the journaling!!!

and yes this is uhhhhhhhhhh an incredibly personal reading of haiji, i truly feel that my irl friends will kind of squint knowingly. but ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A MILESTONE!

a milestone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tdalejandro]

Hi. Welcome to me overanalyzing bonsar. Part 2. TTA spoilers

First of all, I would like start with the fact that Julia pointed out that Caesar and Bonnie didn't even talk since he got back. Ough. I KNOW Bonnie was overthinking it. Why is Caesar avoiding them all of a sudden? ESPECIALLY with what they said to each other during Bonnie's elimination in TTA. "You're my person, Bonbon" to being avoided? God I would overthink that too if I was Bonnie.

PLUS, it was at minimum 4 days since Caesar showed. 4 days of just. Waiting. Anxiety. What does Bonnie say to Caesar? Does Caesar even want to talk to Bonnie? If they watch the episodes, that means Bonnie saw what Caesar said during the found footage episode. "I just wish I could've done better for Bonnie. I don't know if what we have is platonic or... whatever. But I'd like to figure that out together,"

And GOD that's bad. From the "You're my person, Bonbon" to the "I'd like to figure that out together" and then Caesar shows and. Just doesn't talk to Bonnie at all? Oh my god I would cry. I would scream. Bonnie was definitely overthinking it. Did they do something wrong? Was it something they said? Why is Caesar avoiding them? Does he care more about hosting the fucking aftermath than them?

I don't think it helped that Caesar made it such a big deal about it during the aftermath itself too. From the start, him with the booing and the picket sign. Caesar was spending all his time from the moment he showed up planning to overtake the show from Patrick and Kitty. I don't doubt at all that Bonnie was the first person he thought of when he arrived, but he wanted to give them their safe. Think about the things he said to them. Avoid them himself because he wasn't entirely sure how to even start the conversation.

But he wanted to take over the aftermath. He made sure that Kitty was able to enter the aquarium. He probably found the questions laying somewhere, which is how he was able to get the videos of the teens answering the question of who slays more between him and Julia. How he knew that there were a lot of questions for him. (I sent those ofc). How he knew about my question for him and Bonnie.

How he knew to throw it away.

Caesar wanted to host. The fact that he literally attacked Patrick for it proves that he wanted to host. He was so prepared for it, willing to do anything for it, and part of it happened to be avoiding Bonnie. Which definitely was not the move on his part, because I have no doubt that Bonnie was just scared. Wondering why Caesar didn't talk to them. Sure, they've could've found him themself, but they know he's been busy, planning to take over as the aftermath host, so maybe they didn't want to bother him. To burden him.

The romcom episode proves that Bonnie has trouble just talking to other people. Opening up to other people. Letting people getting to know them. "'It’s hard,” they protest, looking at their lap. “I don’t want to burden anyone.'" And here, the one person who just gets them, the one person who understands them, the person who motivated them throughout the entire first season of the damn show, avoiding them? Bonnie felt horrible. I know that for a fact.

So, queue Julia's takeover as host. I don't remember if Bonnie and Julia had any beef on TTI, as I never finished my reread of it. Whoops. I'm guessing it's more of a mutual dislike for each other kind of thing. But for Julia to go all and find out Bonnie's name? Obsessed much. Maybe I should finish the TTI reread to figure out if they had something more than just a mutual dislike.

ANYWAY, sorry Bonnie and Caesar for making you guys talk about it on camera. I NEEDED to know. In Universe TTI River definitely has a parasocial relationship with them.

The fact that Bonnie was upset that the question was in the trash. Ohhhhhhhh </3 BONNIE IM SORRY FOR ASKING IT I JUST HAD TO KNOW. I NEEDED TO KNOW. I NEEDED MY BONSAR BACK. GOD Bonnie, after being avoided for at least 4 days, gets hit with MY question? Being thrown in the trash? Can you imagine how they felt? Did Caesar even want to them to them? Talk about it? And why does this random ass person who they don't even know what them to talk about it on camera??

Maybe Caesar came across my question early on. He read it, and didn't know why I wanted to know his and Bonnie's business. I mean, I don't blame him bc It was a weird question and I sent it in a moment of desperation when Caesar got eliminated. He thought about Bonnie when he read it. They don't need to deal with that on camera. That is something they need to talk about on their own.

How Julia found out about the question, it beats me. I don't know. Maybe she saw him throw it out. But she was using the knowledge of my question against him, and him taking over the aftermath set her overboard, leading to her using my question to get him to talk.

They are a mess. The start on the conversation. They're assuming things about each other. Because they never talked about it. "I know you like dealing with things on your own." Do you Caesar? Do you really know what? Or are you assuming that you know that about Bonnie. “I just figured you would need some time to adjust to… well, everything." Assuming again. Caesar thinks that the things that apply to him apply to Bonnie as well. But does Bonnie really think that? He wouldn't know because he hasn't spoken to them since Bonnie's elimination. He read my question, assumed that Bonnie wouldn't want to deal with it, even though he does because of what he said during the found footage episode, and then threw it out.

“You seem to know what you’re doing most of the time.”

They're assuming things about each other. Bonnie assuming that Caesar, not wanting to talk to them. Caesar assuming that Bonnie doesn't want to talk about their relationship. And yeah, Caesar is right. They don't know a lot about each other. They have known each other for a couple of months max and a lot of it was them not even spending it together. Caesar was out episode 10 of tti and Bonnie made final 5. But god damn the way they formed this relationship, it's something deeper than friendship, deeper than romantic. I've said this so many times before, but they really are soulmates.

And so, my question was the push they needed. Because without it, they were never going to talk about it. Well it was going to be brought up one way or another, but I feel like my question was the push they needed to get the ball rolling.

And Julia having the roses be brought out. BOOOOO JULIA THEY ARENT ROMANTIC BOOO THIS ISNT A LOVE CONFESSION BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But Caesar saying they aren't maxchela. Saying they aren't shalovin. Because they aren't! They are Caesar and Bonnie, and the relationship between the two of them is something that only needs to make sense to the both of them. Comparing it to maxchela, shalovin, fucking patulia, that doesn't make any sense. Because they are just so different from the other tti pairings from the way that Joner wrote them.

"What are we?"

“I don’t know,” Caesar says, almost confidently. “I’ve been avoiding the subject because I don’t know! But does that really matter?”

“It doesn’t matter to me,” Bonnie says, standing in the peanut gallery.

God. This is the only thing that matters. They don't know what they are, but that's okay, because they don't know together. They can explore the unknown together, because they have each other. And if the end of the journey has them set a label to their relationship or still have it be set as "I don't know," that's okay. Because they did it together.

“We don’t have to be anything!” Caesar insists, the handcuffs rattling against the radiator. “And if we are, maybe we’re something new entirely.”

The thing they are. They are Bonnie and Caesar. They aren't friends. They aren't lovers. They aren't partners. FUCK I know I say they're soulmates, but if they don't call themselves that in canon, who am I to fight that? As far as they know, I'm just someone who is a little too interested in their relationship.

The thought of putting this into labels scares Bonnie. Why do people want them to label their dynamic? Why does in Universe River care so much? Why do people want them to talk it out? But they don't matter. The only person who matters is Caesar. Because this is theirs and Caesar's relationship, after all. As long as they understand what they are, they don't need to share it with everyone who asks about it.

“But… you’re important to me,” Bonnie continues. “And I’m pretty [CENSORED] tired of trying to put words to that.”

Bonnie said fucking.

That's all that matters. They don't need words to show the way they feel for Caesar. There are different ways to express the love you have for another person. Words are just one way. Words are even a limited way to show the love you feel for someone. Because clearly, the way Bonnie and Caesar feel for one another, it's simply something that words cannot describe. But that's okay, because like I keep saying, they are the only people who need to understand what they have. Not me, not in universe tti river, not anyone in the cast. Only them.

Well I do understand the bonsar dynamic but also this isn't about me.

And. The co-host scene. GOD. Of COURSE Caesar would be extra. Getting down on one knee, holding Bonnie's hand. "Will you be my co-host?" GOD IOJ{FIUD HIUDF. IM DHGjkDHJKDGjfgerg It's so stupid but it's just so Caesar. That's what they are. Co-host.

I mean they're soulmates to me but now their relationship DOES have a label. Co-host. Which is so fucking funny. That's the only label they need. Because as long as they have each other, that is the only thing that matters. I know I keep bringing that up, but GOD it the biggest part of their relationship. No one but them needs to know what they are.

And so. I cannot wait for the next aftermath. The bonsar co host. The fucking. Patulia rivalry that they will god. God Patulia is so fucking cursed.

I'm not ending this with patulia. Bonsar sweep, forever and for life. Co-host. Bonsar co-host sweep. I cannot wait for this. I cannot wait to see where this goes. Joner I hope you know how much I think about them. It's insane.

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

Top 5 sentai blues from the shows youve seen?

ohhhhhhhh my god that's. that's so hard i love blues.

shinichi donbros is probably my fave tho. why are you so weird <3 thank you inoue for like. losing interest in him so he didn't get too messed up (except in the zenkaiger movie grrrrr) still can't believe kinsey and i were like "this guy should be a youtuber" only to find out that was the ORIGINAL FUCKING PLAN. wabisabi ja nai tbh tho. THIS MONKEY CRAVES VIOLENCE.

touma lupat and his acab-ness is second i think. hey buddy you uh fell for a double agent there tho (at least according to ME. this is apparently a rarepair. people who do ot3 with aya are huge galaxy brained people i must say). he is like I AM NOT GOING TO ADOPT THESE TEENAGERS ABSOLUTELY NOT and then like ends up caring first. we love to see it. dad friend whether he likes it or not. yanma can be tied for second too actually. most bisexual bi blue i have ever seen and he's just sooooooooooooooo

aggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh uh i think next is ryuunosuke shinkenger and also joe gibken. i watched shinkenger for aiba and was absolutely just like THIS MAN IS SUCH A LOSER (affectionate). he and chiaki have some of the funniest interactions for blue/greens, and i love writing about them even tho i don't ship them. during my rewatch i was like "wow i am so correct about he and genta being a thing with takeru" ngl lmaooooooo. as for joe. oh my god. yamada yuki. i am. unwell about that man. i was watching sedai wars at the same time and i was like HOW IS THIS EVEN THE SAME MAN. joe i adore you, oh you who followed the dreams of your red

girl help i'm unable to decide who's next so let's tie renn go-onger and tokacchi toqger. renn. you know i adore him you've seen my dms. renn i never want to disappoint you ever. tokacchi you lovely nervous dude. your glasses trait is so fun to do. can't wait to probably see you for boonboomger!!

sela and ako are tied for 5th. my gorls!!!!! shark girl and swallow girl!! sela you are so correct in everything you do and ako you are a true teenage girl and should have had a gun

sorry to nossan kyoryuger who would have been on this list if the show had treated you nicely, vroon zenkaiger who was very nice but was kinda the least interesting zenkaiger (love your song tho), and garu kyuuranger, who was just a little "there" in kyuuranger

[loveofastarvingdog]

hi can I ask about your beautiful worirng ❓

ohhhhhhhh my god. oh my god. i forgot. to tell you. OKAY SO. i haven';t started writing it but i started planning it out so it's almost technically a wip BUT OH MY GOD.

okay so i'm gonna write a jonmartin fic probably set in the safehouse era, but maybe somewhere else?? or just a non-canon timeline because honestly it's gotta be after martin goes in the lonely and before the apocalypse ? which. kinda means it's gotta be safehouse period.

anyways the main thing will be exploring jon's asexuality alongside him being a monster or something, losing his humanity whatever whatever, BUT. the really important part is that there's going to be a scene where jon tries taking martin's hand while he's asleep or something but martin has faded 👍

i think we talked about this before?? like. where martin sometimes starts fading while he's asleep, and always feels less connected right after he wakes up, and i just think that'd be scrumptious to explore. so yeah <3 jmart forever

[dwn024]

ummm i will send 3 ok?

https://youtu.be/O330IpwfjFM

https://youtu.be/p1PV38Pvqn4

https://youtu.be/UtRcC89F4mg

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

OK tumblr deleted my post well this is cool. ANYWAY VERY GOOD SONG this precise combination of the vocals the instruments and that beat works PERFECTLY in tandem with eqch other it has a Very nice sound to it i especially love the effects on the buildup to the chorus plus breakdowns where everything cuts out except the vocals and like one or two instruments is MY FAAAAAAAAVORITE SHIT the only thing i love more is VOCAL HARMONIES ON MINOR CHORDS!!!! why isn’t that done more often it sounds SUPER FUCKING GOOD i also adore their vocal performances very very nice

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

this song is SO SO SO SO PRETTY i love how the chords and vocals and instruments built up i love the occasional run on the vocals it’s So nice UGH they harmonize so well. these chord progressions are very “modern musical theater” to me and i mean that in the best possible way cuz this sounds ripped straight out of the middle of a story i love the emotion in their voices i can’t understand the lyrics but i can regardless tell there is Something Going On what with their vocal performances and the chords and GODDDD THEY ARE SO EXPRESSIVE my favorite shit is when just any singer sings as if they are also acting at the same time Outside of musical theater it is SO GOOD i vastly prefer that to an over-sung song. this shit is EXTREMELY well composed the slower parts where the instruments swell is Especially musical theater to me and i Love It

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE those opening notes man….i wish i knew more musical terminology so i could explain more precisely but Those Notes in That Order in That Key rocks my fuckin nuts off I LOOOOOOOOVE IT god the way the chorus hits with the instruments all cutting out and then swiping back in made me just straight up literally physically throw my head back and go OHHHHHHHH that hit me GOOD that shit RULES plus i always love a chorus of ahhs in the back while someone else sings the lyrics THAT GUITAR SOLO MANNNNNNNN THIS RULES THIS RULES THIS IS SOOOOOOOO GOOD. the breakdown with the piano and then the way the beat pulls back in THE SLOW REVERSED BUILDUP TO THE DROP ON THE CHORUS AUHHGHGHHHH dude this is so so so so goddqmn good. i am going to start crying it fucking rules so much. the Only thing is the vocals being louder than the instrumental in the mix is a little distracting but only because my ear is trained to notice when the reverb or gain doesn’t match perfectly BUT it’s probably because each vocalist was recorded on their own track and then the instruments are on Their own track and they just have everything at the same levels rather than lowering the vocals slightly because even if they are all balanced more vocal tracks would overpower the instrumental track. sorry audio autism took over THIS SONG RULES

[omori-sv-au]

HIIIIII HI HYPER! Remember when I said I had an OC idea to put in SV AU?? WELL I WAS FINALLY BLESSED WITH MOTIVATION- I formally apologize in advance for making this too long im so sorry-

This is Cameron! He's just been my usual Omori OC, and so I just decided to put him into SV! And now introducing his wonderful alter ego....

SKYSKIPPP! (He says the name means Sky like sky blue and Skip because. teleporting. He's silly) Ever since he moved back to Faraway and found out about the superheroes, he's been a HUGE fan since! His favorite is Orange Joe! He then decided that, "HEY oh my gosh, I have powers too! I CAN BE A SUPERHERO!" and he also wants to be OJ's sidekick. (Though when he actually got to meet him, he realized Pink Delinquent's already his partner, so the sidekick idea's been left in the air)

Here's some doodles too!

I've had. an entire daydream of how he debuts as an offical superhero, and it includes Basil finding out because he's silly and was out on the field again being a photographer- But either way, long story short, Pink Delinquent wasn't there and OJ needed help, so Cameron just decided this is PROBABLY the best time to join in. Except Basil was there- Not how he expected his debut to go, but hey! He got there!

He also has two older brothers who ALSO have superpowers, but I do not want this to get too long. But let's just say the brothers didn't get their powers through..... natural means...

Once again I apologize for making this so long and also partially making up so much lore for your au that I have no idea if it will make sense okAY THANKS BYE!!

OHHHHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS ALL SO COOL HOLY SHIT!!!! I LOVE CAMERON SO MUCH HES SO SILLY

HIS STORY IS SO GOOD IT ACTUALLY COULD TOTALLY FIT INTO THE AU!!!!! RAAHHHHHH I LOVE IT THATS SO FUNNY THAT HES SUCH A HUGE OJ FAN OMG HE WOULD BE SO HONOURED........

DONT WORRY AT ALL ABOUT MAKING LONG ASKS OMG I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT HIS OLDER BROTHERS IF U DONT MIND I AM SO INTERESTED

[buckttommy]

Jack. Baby. My love. The “didn’t know they were dating” trope for your ask game. That was probably on me for not being clearer to be fair

OHHHHHHHH. lmao. well!

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

now see the thing about this trope is, like, buck and eddie are literally living through it right now but it ONLY works for them. everyone else i like to see the build and the moment of realization and the Official getting together point

[tsuki-sennin]

I spent the last couple days watching Kamen Rider BLACK SUN. Absolutely fucking fantastic show, holy shit. I had very low expectations going in, mainly because it marketed itself so heavily as a reboot, also some questionable decisions in the first few episodes (relating to co-opting of real life protest phrases and Kotaro's... extremely difficult to take seriously ketamine addiction for example, though that second one is definitely more my fault)

It was so worth it though for this extremely honest and angry allegory about Imperial Japan's inhumane treatment of both its own citizens and the people it deigned to conquer, and how conservatives and ultranationalists trying to downplay its actions or support them because it aligns with their own bigotry is extremely fucked up.

Now, there's far more to unpack within BLACK SUN than just that. Even if I had the time to create a massive 10 hour video essay about it, it probably wouldn't be enough. I wouldn't wanna spoil anything, which is why I didn't do my usual thing here, but it is sooo good. Not for everybody, I'm aware. It's very gory and heavy, and it was definitely a bit much for me to process at times, but man do they go hard on the action, the writing, the suit design, the acting, the cinematography, the lighting, the music, oh my GOD it's all so good.

9.1/10, go fucking watch it right now if you're even a bit interested.

Anyways, Geats! I watch that, right? Good thing I'm not watching Delicious Party yet, otherwise this might be even harder whiplash!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Fuck I miss you Keiwa.

-Fare thee well, Tycoon.

-Welp, we're all fucked.

-Yeah, don't rely on Instant Win Conditions.

-It ate the can!

-Adapt and improvise.

-Game Master!

-Who are you behind that mask?

-Egg

-Don't poke the egg, Tsumuri!

-Becomed God.

-I see Keiwa's still featured in the intro.

-Yeah, he's totally coming back soon, don't worry folks.

-Wake up!

-OH MY GOD, THAT JAMATO KILLED A BABY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

-Egg

-Awwww, Ace's using the Ninja Buckle :)

-Ace, I really have to wonder what kind of things your mother taught you back in the days of the Roman Empire.

-Secret Mission, Clear!

-The Boost is your friend once again, Ace. Now that Keiwa's not around, it's come home to give you a kiss.

-Ponder the egg.

-Buckle Get!

-Propeller!

-Never have children, Azuma.

-Drill!

-I really have to wonder how the Egg Gacha works.

-Put a power drill into a zombie skull!

-"My egg is a late bloomer! It will take its time to grow healthy and stronk."

-Man, how could you wanna go to a normal life after going through all this?

-Neon :)

-No more giving up, huh?

-Man...

-I don't wanna jinx it, but Takahashi really stepped up with his feline female Rider after fumbling Yaiba.

-Seeing Neon say goodbye to her fanbase like that pulled on my heartstrings.

-Traaaaain Azuma train!

-For revenge

-Ace, training all by himself.

-When you stand by yourself, you look like the loneliest creature on earth.

-C'moooooon, crack!

-Let's fucking go, gamers.

-Final Boss Time!

-Begin!

-Oh my god, that's Birth's Drill Arm.

-And that's Build RoseCopter's Batrotor Blade!

-God, I recognized both kitbashes so easily. I don't know if that's a result of Toei being so shameless with them or me being so meticulous about this information. Both are really sad.

-"Wake uuuuuup, Egggg!"

-Zombie Drill Victory!

-Propeller Strike!

-Guess horse man don't.

-Oh, here he comes! The fox!

-Death... only makes us stronger!

-LET'S GO AZUMA

-Holy shit, he's so cool.

-The Buffalo is the Goat.

-FUCK YEAH BABY

-Egg Smash.

-The little Monster.

-Baby

-MONSTER!

-READY, FIGHT!

-One punch! Knock this world out!

-Flyin' out!

-Mission Complete!

-Desire God Met!

-OHHHHHHHH PUNKJACK

-HE SPEAKS

-Good night, monster friend.

-He learned a lot today. And it's all your fault, Azuma <3

-Ohhhh, Azuma :(

-Welp. Congrats, Neon! You lost better than everybody else!

-Why the long face, Tsumuri?

-Oh god, what did he wish for

-Of course. The new world.

-Welcome to the new world, Geats Gamers!

-Oh good, the baby's okay.

-I wonder... do repeat player's wishes... overwrite one another?

-OH THE MASK

-IT'S OFF

-Geats!

-New season pass!

-Whoa, Ace! Did you... make Tsumuri and Giroli live with you?

-Harureya Win?

-Hallelujah Win? Halloween?

-NA-GO MY GIRL GETS HER POWERUP POG

-Halloweeeeeeeen! So says Cosmo.

-Speaking of which, that's tomorrow.

-So yeah. Happy Halloween!

[obsidiancreates]

The Pig and The Rhino Liveblog

Cool like a mongoose? What?

OH SHIT SHREDDER FUCKED BEEBOP UP- HE FUCKED ROCKSTEADY UP TOO SHIT

They agreed to serving Shredder very easily. Though BeeBop is right, employment options are indeed limited now, but uh I don't think Shredder pays his guys.

So this is an episode all about BeeBop and Rocksteady? Coo- NO MY STREAMING SI- oh good it just restarted, didn't crash. Phew.

Hehe. Crognard.

I HAVE THE ENERGY PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

SO WIfi still isn't a factor in anything I guess.

There's... still movies playing? The Kraang like movies?

WHY DID YOU PAIR DONNIE WITH APRIL- DONNIE DON'T WIGGLE YOUR NON-EYEBROWS AND CASEY CHILL OUT, YOU BOYS BOTH DISREGUARD APRIL'S AGENCY IN THIS LOVE TRIANGLE SO OFTEN

Awww Mikey gets to see the rollercoaster, yay!

Well I know the retromutagen doesn't fucking work because for half a second in Heart of Evil she turns into a snake again, so.

"You ugly" "I'm a rhino"

THE TURTLES- MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T TRIED TO MESS WITH SHREDDER THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED ACTUALLY

That tiny "Yehoo" was so funny though

How do you already know what turtles smell li- IT'S DONNIE AND APRIL NO

Bad ninja-ing, Donnie, he's so loud.

A LITTLE MUTATED?!?!?!?! DONNIE HE'S PUMBA NOW

God I hope it's glue

Drop him like an ex-girlfriend? Oh he's totally gay and insecure about it

BO BLADE BO BLADE DONNIE WANTS TO MURDER dammit he got shot

PFFFFFFFFFF "No worries, they were set to stun." WHY WAS HE SO FRIENDLY ABOUT THAT

Pfff fun movie was showing.

CASEY AND RAPH CASEY AND RAPH

Casey don't compliment the enemy baby

BAD PLAN RAPH YEAH THERE WE GO CASEY THE LONG RANGE BOY nope he went close attack OH SHIT RAPH'S GETTING UCKED UP DUDE OH RAPH

CASEY IS SO WORRIED NO OH NOOOOOOO MY HOTHEADED BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Creepy carnival, bah... oh, this is probably Mikey's only chance to ever go to Coney Island, and he has to spend it on a mission while the world is ending... I Weep

PFFFFFF SPOOKY HOUSE Karai you goth

LOVE that a haunted house at a carnival still scares them- has he been working out? Mikey he's been undergoing intense physical therapy.

DO NOT ATTACK MIKEY KARAI GET OFF OF HIM

God, Karai is going through it right now, I feel so bad for her.

BETTER THAN THE PILATES I LOVE ROCKSTEADY

Donnie is still out cold? What are those fucking hip guns made of?

Are they... distracting them by naming them? Oh, it's working, they're letting this happen. Awww ROacksteady likes the name. I like that. He's a fun guy for a villain.

Yes you are going to be called BeeBop, BeeBop.

I was about to say "Why does everyone instantly know what Retromutagen is" but BeeBop seems to think it'll make MORE mutation happen so I'm calm. For now.

NEVERMIND ROACKSTEADY KNOWS WHY DOES HE KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

YESSSSSSSSSSS KARAI- NOOOOOO THE RETROMUTAGEN

Finally Donnie wake up- MORE SPLITTING UP OH GODDDDDD

Pffff DOnnie hates jumpscars, fun tidbit to kno- oh he got YOINKED

NO CASEY

OH ROLLERCOASTER FUN MIKEY GETS TO RIDE THE COASTER YAY

RAPH SAVING HIS LIL' BRO YES

MIKEYYYYYY HE GOT GRABBED

YAY DONNIE AND CASEY FRIEND MOMENT HITTING BEEBOP TOGETHER AND CLACKING WOODEN WEAPONS

Oh Leo making fun of the broken English is kinda a low blow

HA-HA THY TRICKED HIM LIKE A GREEK LEGEND HERO

Wait but- give him the retromutagen though. Because then. You're fighting a normal human man. And not an incredibly tough mutant.

WHY IS DONNIE GETTING HIS ASS BEAT TO EASY THIS EPISODE

More Casey and Donnie friendship! Casey jokes and Donnie smiles!

Don't take that tone with Donnie!

OH KARAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OH KARAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII THIS IS HEATBREAKING OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I KNOW THEY FIX HER LATER BUT OHHHHHHHH OH NO MIKEY IS CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MIKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY KARAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

EVEN CASEY IS SAD AND HE DOESN'T KNOW HER

Raph you threaten murder but you won't do it- WHO CAUGHT HER WHO CAUGHT HER- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHREDDER HAS HER BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"OUR REVENGE" SHREDDER I'M COMING FOR YOU BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP