#problem attic

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Just cried laughing at a youtube thumbnail of someone who read Flowers in the Attic, and the text on the thumbnail was "PEOPLE LIKE THIS??"

Yes. I fucking LOVE IT.

But also, honey, I get that you hate it. I'm not going to watch the video because I don't trust you won't claim that my loving the best incest fuckery in the whole world makes me a dangerous degenerate, but I respect that you gave it a shot.

100% here for hating Flowers in the Attic, but in this house, we have that shit in hardback and are forever mad there isn't a single fucking accurate swan bed in ANY of the adaptations. INCLUDING THE ONE WHERE THEY CARVED THE WHOLE FUCKING BED.

IT'S A ROUND BED GODDAMNIT WITH WINGS AS FUCK COVER AND GAUZY CURTAINS LET ME SET DESIGN THIS SHIT WITH JOHN WATERS TO DIRECT

[rondocapri]

one day I will kidnap Chris, tie him up in my basement, and water board him until he learns to pronounce names he’s seen 100000x properly… starting with Carrillo…

[hamletthedane]

*narrowing eyes suspiciously at my own physical health* why are you suddenly super fatigued?what’s going on??

Body: *starts fatiguing faster like a cat chewing on plastic once caught*

Me: HEY WAIT NO SPIT THAT OUT-

[sheyshen]

i didn't get as far on the sketch of theron as i planned but hehe

[the-cookie-of-doom]

“We should get cleaned up.” 

They’re both sweaty and sticky, and Kim is dripping come. He squeezes his thighs together in an effort to keep it from leaking onto Chay’s bedsheets. Not that he won’t have to change them anyway, but it feels more illicit, having to see such stark evidence of their coupling. 

Kim lets Chay pull him up off the bed and take him to the bathroom, stopping only long enough to pull on their boxers. There’s that sticky, wet feeling again, as Kim leaks into the cotton. It makes his face hot. After everything they’ve done tonight—that’s definitely what gets to him the most. He let Chay come inside him. 

What was I thinking? Kim laughs to himself, smiling at the questioning look Chay gives him, and shakes his head. Better not to embarrass the boy any further. 

“Still okay?” Chay asks him beneath the hot spray of water. Of course they’re showering together; Chay is expectedly clingy after losing his virginity, and if Kim is being honest with himself, so is he. He doesn’t want Chay out of his sight. “You don’t re—”

“Still okay,” Kim answers. He leans into Chay, into his steady warmth. “That was great.” 

“Oh. Good. Really good.” 

“What about you?” Kim grins. “Any regrets?”

“Um, no, no, definitely not!” He had his bare cock inside of Kim not ten minutes ago, and he’s still so bashful. 

So cute. 

Kim lets Chay crowd him against the wall, kissing him, hands wandering all over his body.

"I was actually wondering—hoping—if we—if maybe we can do it again?”

“Right now?” Kim wouldn’t be opposed, but they both just came. Chay’s eighteen and there’s something to be said for teen refractory periods, but there’s no way he’s ready to go again so soon. No way. 

Except Chay tilts his hips into Kim, and sure enough, his cock presses a hard line against his pelvis. 

“I mean, if you want to? I meant later, in the future, whenever, but—yeah," Chay breathes, "Yeah, right now. That would be really good, too.” 

Kim is pretty sure he would let Chay do just about anything to him right now, up to and including turning him around and pushing him up against the wall. Which is exactly what he does. He pulls Kim back by his hips, makes him present, and presses up close behind him. Let’s Kim feel his cock, hard and dripping, pressing against his ass. 

“Still sure?”

Kim smiles. “Yes, Chay, stop asking me, already.” Kim is past the point of pretending he doesn’t want this just as badly as Chay does, but he’s starting to think Chay gets a kick out of making him say it. Brat.

[ssugarsnap]

Thinking about how funny it would be for Ryan and Dylan to bumble into killing Silas at the radio hut

[c-o-z-m-o]

"I'm coming over you better not be making glitter Jace McLain, glitter Jelly Fish Jams, glitter Problem Attic and glitter Sharktopus"

My silly ass:

[vampgf]

the FUCK does my dad think he can just bust into my room still WITHOUT KNOCKING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

I am honestly living for your worse manga au. Its actually so fucking cool :D i love the way you draw the action- and the idea of attacking (and being able to attack) a spirit is such a fun idea!

-Death Anon

thanks! doing this idly has been teaching me a Lot about choreographing fight scenes in a comic, which hopefully i won't have to do something serious with any time soon haha. and what it's turned out for this AU is a bunch of people who are really desperate to never be hurt again get locked in an arms race to find a way to hurt other people that won't come around and get them eventually, which does justify the magic i think, but also it does push for the magic to also be completely brutal and the visual behavior of spirits and souls to be the same as, if not worse, than the regular body. tldr all the shit marik pulls in canon (especially the scarab hourglass) owns hard and i want in and also for it to be worse and more direct. i'm glad this has wider appeal than to just me lol. cheers!

[stateofdreaming14]

Hot Take: Frankenstein's monster should be called Frankenstein. Ppl are just blind to that fact because Victor is such a dead beat dad.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

There's a post from 2017 that goes around that I saw again, and the description of the Edward in Twilight still makes me stare in horror because it's this:

Back during the time when it was popular to bash Twilight for both legitimate reasons (Edward being borderline abusive to Bella...

And I'm not replying to the original post because it's from 2017, and I'm sure that person has dealt with this enough, but I need to get these feelings out:

He was an abusive piece of shit. Edward was an abusive piece of shit. I only read through Chapter 9 of the first book and had to give up because he was an abusive piece of shit. The grabbing. The shouting. The grabbing. The reckless driving. The GRABBING. THE STALKING. THE WATCHING HER IN HER OWN WINDOW.

That's not borderline. That's abuse. All of it.

Edward's a fucking shitstain, and look, I have nothing against loving a fictional shitstain, but this was specifically a shitstain aimed at teenage girls to teach them what a perfect husband was supposed to be in the eyes of the Mormon Church, and. Well. YIKES.

Teenage girls have every right to crushes on shit fictional characters as anyone else, but they are also people you need to make sure understand why assholes like Edward aren't a fucking goal while also being fun to read about in fiction. You get me?

[t-the-ring-master]

Me anytime I got the money for it:

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Kawi: these guys at school are real jerks to me

Kawi’s dad: would you like me to make them disappear

Kawi: huh???

Kawi’s dad: nothing…

Kawi’s dad: it’ll be like they never even existed

[killadelphias]

mostly for me I just want to put this somewhere but I've been cataloging everything going into bins to organize. a tiny portion under the cut of my decor hoard for my cool future retro house:

[noonbeam17]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY AND DRAW IN THESE CONDITIONSSSS :(

[foxgloveprincess]

Lloyd, Ransom, Cole, Curtis, and Steve waiting to be edited and then posted:

Me, unable to edit: