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The fun part of having a healthy and fun family is that we go and do stuff we enjoy on a whim because we can.

The downside is you realize you have to put on pants after already having to wear pants most the day and can’t go to the movie theater in pajamas.

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Wow, having autoimmune diseases are so fun! Wow! I totally don’t hate it here.

…. I developed Eczema and it’s on my finger tips and they feel like they are on fire. Apparently there are multiple things that can cause a flair up.

Currently the only reason we can think of is my immune system thinks nickel is the enemy and our hose probably have nickel in it. Because this started happening after I started helping water plants…. BRO MY HANDS HURT! THE HECK YOU MEAN YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE STINGING I HATE IT HERE-

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Whoever taught my African mastiff to howl, count your days.

I’m not feeling good at all (yay, lack of thyroid and being a woman suck!) and suddenly freaking siren head sounded off.

I thought aliens were invading for a second. WHY DOES BRO SOUND LIKE A FREAKING SIREN!? It’s so deep and reverberating it actually sounds like a fog horn 😭

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New profile picture!

Done by my wonderful and lovely twin sister @cs-cabin-and-crew

Ahh! I love it so much, I look like a circus poster and like I’m about to cheat you out of all your money in a card game ☺️.

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Forgot to update! We got a name for her now! 🤣

Imma need some help here ya’ll! Nothing much, but I’m making a spidersona with the help of my friend, and I need help on what I’m going to name her!

She’s based off this jumping spider, which is apparently a species of peacock spider. (picture below)

Name suggestions would be much appreciated! Thanks!

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So happy you had fun! And such amazing artists!

My comic con haul!!

Several tmnt artists did a stamp rally together so I got stuff from all of the and got some free stuff at the end! They were so sweet and two of them told me to shot them a dm if I had any questions about vending at artist alley 😭

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Dreadful news for my two friends going to my comic con in august, I won’t be able to table there 😔😔 BUT I’ll still be going!! I’ll see you guys there anyway!

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I’ll go for the shins.

Dreadful news for my two friends going to my comic con in august, I won’t be able to table there 😔😔 BUT I’ll still be going!! I’ll see you guys there anyway!

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Sucks about the table but at least we’ll still see ya girlie! 😭🩵

Dreadful news for my two friends going to my comic con in august, I won’t be able to table there 😔😔 BUT I’ll still be going!! I’ll see you guys there anyway!

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Imma need some help here ya’ll! Nothing much, but I’m making a spidersona with the help of my friend, and I need help on what I’m going to name her!

She’s based off this jumping spider, which is apparently a species of peacock spider. (picture below)

Name suggestions would be much appreciated! Thanks!

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Jingles being hung up next to my room and greeting me every morning is either gonna be the highlight of my day, or the lowest point of my 3AM need to invade the fridge.

So my mom wants to have some of my art printed and hung up (including some creepy clown art I did because she’s weird)

And she asked me to show her some art she might like to have printed and I was super tempted to show her some of my Eragon fanart because it’s in a style she likes.

Just imagine someone walking into my house and just seeing Roran staring at them from the dining table. That would be hilarious.

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Hehe. I love it when people info dump no matter how many answer the call.

I enjoyed your Ted talk~ feel free to info dump about transformers anytime, primes or others.

Would anyone like to info dump on me about the primes?

I know basically a lot of stuff when it comes to the mains, like bumblebee, Optimus, ratchet, megaton, etc.

But I know nothing about primes. So if that’s anyone’s hyper fixation and wanna info dumb… info dump to me please, I’d love to know.

Tf1 and tfp have me in a chokehold rn.

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LOOK OUT BEAUTIFUL THIS MAN IS!

10/10 T would have tea with him and gossip.

Yall my arms hurt, brain hurts, and soul hurts. I regret giving my instagram account lore… but at least Jester is fabulous….

Thank you to mystic_bluejay on insta for screaming with me about colors for 2 hours. You a real one.

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Know what ya’ll, its Mermay, I’ve done nothing for it due to not having the energy… so here’s an OC drabble on one of my OC’s ya’ll have never heard of, EVERYONE! MEET AARON!

Hang on, gotta start this thing right.

Oh, and I imagine reader to be female but I never mention it. And it’s kinda platonic anyways so safe for anyone to read honestly.

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Oc Drabble! Mermay addition!

Requests: closed

Asks: open

Tag list: none

Tw: cannibalism, mentions of eating people and other merfolk/humans. Bro is a trader lol. He talks about eating other creatures a lot. He likes to lore drop like crazy and over share… me too Aaron, me too. There is a human mentioned to be drowning but bro lived. I’m my own beta reader right now, bear with me please. He’s normally way more aggressive but I wanted him to be a bit more toned down since this interaction takes place a few months after you meet.

Aaron is a very large transparent fish type creature so erm… yeah he creepy. I’ve been into subnautica again so I guess you can count him as an alien fish thing? I’m gonna make this an x reader because I can. This will take place on an alien planet, although originally he used to just be a deepsea merman. Enjoy! If you have any questions or ideas for him, my asks are open! He will also become a requestable OC soon too!

I don’t know how to accurately describe his size within the story, so for reference, he is about as large as young adult male humpback whale. Bro big.

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Your crew and yourself had set off on a voyage around six years ago now. Your mission unclear, as well as if or when you’d ever return to earth.

Although, it seems the answer is now going to be never with the situation you’ve found yourself in. Your crew, your ship, and most supplies are now all gone. Now stuck on an ocean like planet with just little material left to work with. Although, there has been one “helpful” face in this.

An odd, and very large alien like creature that refers to himself as Aaron.

He is huge, completely see through, reminding you of the type of fish that cause nightmares, having an anglers lure resting on his forehead, fins residing on his ears, neck, leading down his spine and some smaller ones on his more human like arms.

His sharp teeth although similar to his body were more bone like, although thin and razor sharp, and sitting within two rows. His hair… wasn’t exactly hair either, it instead reminded you of a jellyfish or the type of organisms that created one larger one, giving him long and oddly iridescent hair, constantly draping his form.

Due to him being basically see through, he seemed scrawny at a distance, but in reality he was incredibly strong, and he liked to show it off.

You had met him when you had first set out into open water in a spare dingy you had found in the escape pod. Running into a group of more hostile aquatic creatures, more animal like. You assumed you were done for until you felt something ripple the boat underneath and watched as the pod vanished deeper into the water one by one. After about a half hour of it, that’s when he appeared picking his teeth with his long claws like he just finished a large plate at a buffet.

“My my, I haven’t eaten that well in months! Gulpers aren’t my first choice of meal usually but beggars can’t be choosers… Now, let’s see what we have here. A client, or food.”

The beast said, lowering himself to get a good look at the dingy with just you on board, scared out of your mind that you were going to be his next meal.

“Oh! A human! And a living one at that, last one I saw was already picked off by snatchers!.

I suppose it’s rude to you if I don’t properly introduce myself. You can call me Aaron, a more human name I was given years ago from another human. I am your local ‘lethal class’ creature, but I have also been called a merman, or merfolk by some. Apparently it’s the closest you can get to describe what I am to you people.”

Aaron said, lowering himself down deeper into the water, now only being just above his waist out the water.

“You must have some questions, so I’ll make this quick. No I don’t sing and lure sailors to drown, I’m not from your world. I speak your language because I was taught, you aren’t the only human who has washed up on this forsaken planet.

I was named Aaron by some little kid way back when, don’t remember her much but she was with another alien some years back for supplies. (hehe, story lore. He is loosely connected to baby on board) I’m a trader or a seller of sorts, I give supplies for trade or payment.”

The introduction to your ‘friend’ was definitely a strange one, that is for sure.

He made it clear he wasn’t too much of a threat within that conversation, but it didn’t hide the off handed comments and hints he wasn’t against eating humans… or his own kind later down the line during your first meeting. Apparently he was very much the type to eat humans or even other more sentient beings should they annoy him or no longer become of interest… which is probably why you now trade with him often, like you were right now.

“Are you sure you don’t have anything like this Aaron?”

“I’m sure pipsqueak. I’ve even been around the wreak and I haven’t found anything like what’s on the little drawing you are showing me. My best guess is that Gupper swallowed or ate whatever part you are looking for near that wreckage ages ago.

If it fits in their mouth it’s gone. I’d go deeper but with it being pairing season, creatures are far more territorial and even I won’t mess with a creature starting their nests or protecting their new young.

I’ll look through more pod wreaks if I find any, but there’s no guarantee. I’m too big to fit in the more cramped areas, so I can’t exactly search any that landed in shallows.”

Aaron explained, leaning on a small piece of a moving island.

Shockingly, he was always honest with his product and would even try and look for things for you. Offering to explore depths you wouldn’t dare to, or sometimes offering to simply retrieve things for free if they weren’t too out of the way.

“No, Aaron, that’s alright. I’m sure I can find the parts I need to make one. I’m just really sick of having to filter water a little bit at a time…”

“Hey, I actually have a question. How come I haven’t seen any other creatures like you around? I’ve been meaning to ask, but I just didn’t want to bring it up in case…”

You ask, genuinely interested. You had been stranded on planet for a while now, at least roughly four months. The closest thing you had encountered to him was simply a sound he -albeit, higher pitched- makes when he was distressed before hearing an abrupt stop to it.

“It was a sore spot? Not in the slightest!” He exclaimed almost happily.

“It’s simple really, we have our own territory. We aren’t pod creatures normally unless it’s our mates and young. And even then, young sometimes leave and don’t return to their parents to establish their own territory.

Any of my kind wouldn’t be near by because most this area aside from past the deep depths are all my territory. If you see any, it won’t be for long since I’ll have chased them off or made an easy meal out of em. I’m the largest of my kind from my most recent knowledge, so they are easy pickings.

I also don’t have a cave system here, which means it wouldn’t be safe to have a pod, or young anyways.”

“Ohhh, that makes sense… the fact you speak so easily about eating your own kind is concerning.”

Aaron simply laughed, lowering his head onto his fist. Due to the weather changing into the colder months, his translucent skin had started to become more purple, and his heartbeat slower.(which was strange, because you could actively see his heart.) it seemed he was more tired than usual.

His top fin, which resided in the middle of his head flopped over to his left side as he tilt his head so his glowing pupils could look even deeper into your soul.

“That’s just our life cycle. In fact, it isn’t uncommon for siblings to even fight over their parents own territory should they not be close. Sometimes we make bonds and we never attack our own pod mates, but should they become a threat to us, it’s kill or be killed.

Honestly, the only time I know I won’t be attacked, even if I’m the strongest within the area is if I enter my parent’s territory. They don’t tend to attack their own young.

My kind also don’t often go after the smaller subspecies of our kind either, we don’t see them as worth while meals usually. In fact, we sometimes form a type of companionship. Us larger kinds offer protection, the smaller offer assistance with caring for young, catching or luring meals, and in rare occasions are simply companions.” Aaron explained, going on one of his more usual rants.

“It’s probably the same reason we rarely eat the humans that sometimes crash here actually. You are similar sizes and build to our subspecies. I actually mistook the first human I met as one of them!

I was a juvenile and my parents had one of their own, so I grabbed it and brought it with me all the way to the cove… of course, it was a human so he obviously couldn’t be underwater. I thought I man handled the poor thing too much because it was struggling so hard to break surface!

It ended up being our little subspecies that grabbed him and pulled him up for air. That’s how we learned what a human was and even eventually learned English. He lived on top the cove for some years before dying.”

Aaron spoke before sighing. His ‘brow’ quirked at the memory, his mouth in a pressed line before shrugging and diving back into the water.

For a moment, you thought he left, only to be proven wrong when he popped up behind you, his shoulders being the lowest point of him to recede out the water now.

“Apologies, was drying out. Now where was I? Oh yes.

He was a type of researcher. Much too old by the time I found him to swim on his own for long. And also much too old to live long. He was an interesting fellow.

Anyways, he is why I was able to recognize humans. Also the reason I know what I can get from them in return for my help.

Speaking of help, I’ll keep looking for your little metal scrap you need, but I make no guarantees. Until then, keep your payment, I’m anything except unfair. Until next time human.”

And with that, he was gone… as were you. Because he used his tail to flick you back to your escape pod that was stationed in the shallow. Man you hate when he does that. It’s a trade, not a log ride Aaron!

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Oh my gosh I wrote something! It sucks because I wrote it in like 30 minutes but I finally finished something! Hopefully this makes up a little for my lack of writing 🥲😅.

As I said, asks open! Especially for mermay! If you guys have any Drabble ideas for Aaron, go ahead and send an ask!

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C and I just finished seeing Mama Mia live! Was super fun and I’m super glad it was my first introduction to it!

All the performers were amazing and Bill was definitely my favorite 🤣

Had so much fun with C, our Sister-in-law and her mom!

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NO FR, REDDIT WILDING BECAUSE I SAID “I get a kick out of *bla bla bla*” and got flagged for violence. MISS MA’AM WHAT VIOLENCE!?

But honestly… same I too would put him in a blender. May blend out the crazy 🤣

No WAY Reddit gave me a warning for saying I wanna stick Yuri in a blender, are you serious 😭😭😭

I meant it

LOVINGLY!!

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Uhm…. WHAT DA HECK-