#professor kabu

[lexitoons]

Professor Kabu is known as a Pobble - they are a race of little fuzzy creatures in Halgaria. When the Creator and Destroyer restarted the universe, the idea of Pobbles were unfinished. It was a joint effort between the two gods when creating them, and due to their bickering the project was left to the wayside. Born with with no physical arms, their spirits erupt from small patches of fur on their sides. Their spirits vary in color as with anybody, so you'll get a variety of different pobbles. 

They are able to hold their breathe and fly like Kirby when they flap their arms. Their villages are often in high locations, so monsters can harm them less often due to their size. While they may be small, they can be fierce warriors. Pobbles were the inventors of the "saw-shield" variety of weapons. They are able to stretch their spirit arms forward, pushing enemies out of the way with the shield while simultaneously doing damage. While the enemies are pushed back, they can swing at enemies with their other arm using a weapon of their choice.

Professor Kabu is a retired warrior who has killed many destroyers that posed threats to villages. He now works as an educator at the Halgarian Dojo teaching amateur warriors proper battle tactics. Ijii has failed countless times in Kabu's Tactics 1 class. He may be a "senior" in grade status but he's stuck in this freshman class. He has a hard time working with others and Kabu ain't putting up with his bullshit. It makes it worse when eventually Crystal joins his class, further distracting him out of annoyance.

Halgaria Folder: www.deviantart.com/lexitoons/g…

[fleshthatfalls]

real

[rainbowpufflez]

I played through the newest yaoi arc in Pokemas

[skipppppy]

Skippy who’s your favorite Pokemon character

I am incapable of answering asks like a normal person. I take my love of human Pokemon characters too seriously I’m taking your ass to the grid™️

[kittytheillustrator]

Absolutely loved the first season of Horizons!! Hurry up and give me season 2 Netflix!

[cass-foxx]

You are allowed to call me shallow

Also don't test me, if they're an old men from pokemon with thick eyebrows, I am in love with them. This rule knows no exception.

[ghostessmanor]

Tada, have last minute Easter mess with a bunch of random men from Pokemon in lopunny costumes/playboy outfit thingy. 

I’m more surprised I managed to do all I could in like 2 days. All after I doodled Nanu in one during one of my sleep deprived ‘this is totally a great idea’ moments.

Archie was one I started with, roomie picked out Wattson and Clavell, my husband chose Laventon, and @waywardjellyart picked Kabu 

Now I crawl to my goblin cave

[alolanrain]

Headcanon:

Lance: Ah, hello, it's nice to meet you. I'm Champion Lance, Ash's father figure.

Kukui: What a coincidence! I'm Professor Kukui, Ash's father figure.

Kabu: Hm? How strange. My name is Kabu, and I'm also Ash's father figure.

Lance: ...

Kukui: ...

Kabu: ...

All three, internally: Oh, it's fucking on!

(Bonus scene if Ash comes into the room and sees all three men beating the shit out of each other in an all-out brawl over who is his real father-figure.)

The Dad Duke-Out

[jadeazora]

Oh hey, cool, Kabu shows up this episode! Also, him noticing Friede has something stashed away in his jacket only for Friede to hastily rush off 😂 Real smooth there, guy.

Bonus, Terapagos is sleeping in Friede's jacket:

[laadeplata]

Original here

Favourite gym leader / Trial captain (I cheated and drew both)

Favourite champion (Perspective... i tried)

Favourite elite 4 member (my favourite overexploded)

Favourite protagonist (the one who inspires me the most, without counting Ash)

Favourite rival (She has a shitty personality. I love her! ♥)

Favourite antagonist (does manga count? anyways)

Favourite professor (does anime count?)

Favourite clan member (Return him!)

[z-moves]

Promotional image for Pokémon Horizons

[pkmnincorrectquotes]

Alain: *rushing into Wyndon’s Pokémon Center* Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Diantha: Y-You were putting it in cold water?

Leon: Alain. Answer the question, Alain.

Alain: Yeah. I thought for, like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn’t realize there was an actual reason.

Barry: You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Hop: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Barry: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Kabu: It takes less than a minute!

Opal: Kabu, is your stovetop powered by the sodding sun!?

Kabu: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Opal: Like, seven minutes!

Kabu: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in, like, two minutes; less than that and you use a saucepan…

Raihan: *crying* You’re putting the whole mug on the stove on medium heat? Your stove is enchanted!

Friede: Every single person in this conversation is a raving lunatic…

Gloria: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A SODDING KETTLE?

[complete-idiot-inc]

So... I remembered my scrapped Galar fic story.

Just to let you know, please do not expect anything to come of this, this is just an incomplete framework for a scrapped story. And nothing more.

a variation of these events occurred in the pasio fic, which release has been delayed, but will be here shortly, I promise.

things of note: the twist initially was going to be that Rose was Ash's dad, which I changed because Peony is more fun. Also, the story was going to reveal that 2 years had passed since Ash left pallet town, hence all the hints towards it, and Ash just forgets his birthdays.

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What if Ash got a genuine Galar journey, without ‘hey remember this?’

Galar, and like in every pokemon anime timeframe is non-specific (for now heh heh heh)

Main characters

Ash - 10(?) years old, similar to how ash is in the X & Y anime, not immature but still young, has lots of experience (Spoilers: About 2 years worth), and is willing to pass it on to others.

Gloria - 12 years old, forced by her overbearing mother to wait a couple of years before she can start her journey, so naturally, she's very passionate about the sport, starts out iris/misty-like before character evolution hits and becomes the in-between of Serena/dawn and iris/misty character types

Hop Dande - 10 years old, young, and very similar to Ash when he started, but even more headstrong if you would believe it, he let being the champion’s little bro go to his head and thus thought he was champion material himself. Leaves at some point to truly learn how to battle and makes his return during the Galar conference.

Allister Nion - replaces Hop after he leaves, his arc is just to build confidence in himself.

Secondary characters

Marnie Nezu - ash’s rival (14) is pretty much the same in-game, the only difference is she and Gloria were once friends. 

Bede - Gary but worse, belittles Ash any chance he gets 

Leon Dande - is less stupid than his in-game counterpart, and is quite similar to Ash. 

Sonia Magnolia - introduces him to Gloria and hop

Prof. Magnolia - a wise old lady that gives our heroes their starters.

Rose Patak - is near 1 to 1 but seems like he’s hiding something. 

Oleanna Olive - fakes being motherly but is very very rude and angry underneath

Team Yell - is just a bunch of street punks that interfere with anyone they perceive as a threat to Marnie.

Gym leaders

Milo Yarrow - the stereotypical kind farmer’s boy 

Nessa Ruina - ash’s cool big sis in a metaphorical sense

Kabu Hibana - gives ash a mentorship program (tony stark peter parker-esque)

Bea Saito - antisocial but very kind also being mentored by Kabu (might become ash’s companion during the isle of armor)

Opal Poplar - kind old lady who mentors bede (being his reminder to be kind)

Melony Makuwa - kind and motherly off-field, an ice-cold battler on the field.

Gordie Makuwa - overconfident almost to a fault and really rude sometimes.

Piers Nezu - snarky but somewhat kind, and very protective over Marnie, but still her brother.

Raihan Kibana - I can't put his personality into words but he live-streams his fights.

Ash lands in Galar and is introduced to Sonia and Leon

Sonia then takes ash to Professor Magnolia to get his starter and he meets Gloria and Hop

Leon then takes him to Motostoke to announce the start of Galar’s gym challenge

Our heroes go to budew inn and meet Marnie.

Battle against some team yell grunts.

Our heroes than just hang out and bond

Milo gym fight: ash wins, Gloria wins, and hop needs a rematch.

After hop’s rematch milo teaches ash how to cook curry.

Gloria and Ash get into an argument over methods of travel.

Team Rocket gets the focus in this chapter James catches a galarian Weezing and Jessie catches a sandaconda 

Hulbury but Nessa’s gym is closed.  

As it turns out Nessa's prized Drednaw is very, very sick. Which ash cures with some herbs.

Nessa Gym Battle: Ash wins, Hop wins, Gloria rematch.

Gloria catches a Yamper.

Gloria's rematch.

Our heroes then go to motostoke

Before any of them fight Kabu the first team rocket clash happens

It's a near standstill, but team rocket blasts off due to Gloria’s Yamper and Ash’s Pikachu.

Kabu introduces himself to Ash and the two have a “Queens. Brooklyn.” moment 

Grooky evolves into Thwackey during Kabu’s fight. 

And ash loses but he’s not upset given both Thwackey has evolved and that Kabu is really respectful to him.

Ash goes and trains with Kabu and the two bond a lot.

Ash accidentally calls him dad and kabu is kinda flattered.

Rematch! 

And a great surprise occurs Pikachu can Gigantamax!

Everyone looks on in aww.

Ash wins and Kabu gives him the most dad-esque interaction ever.

“That was some real fighting, ash, great job!”  

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I'd like everyone to note that this was my very first time ever framing a story.

[sylv3onpropaganda]

i’m normal about pokémon swsh

[cass-foxx]

We got me drawing myself in my pokemon husbands' clothes before GTA VI fr

(tbh the other way around would have been more surprising)

This was meant as a practice to draw Kabu's clothes without feeling overwhelmed by learning how to draw him right away but let's say I got distracted...