Quote 1: "I can't read!" - Sissel, Ghost Trick
Quote 2: "Hold on, my boy. A gentleman should never ruin someone's dreams without a reason." - Professor Layton, Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Propaganda
Quote 1: This line is simultaneously incredibly funny and FORSHADOWS EVERYTHING. If you know, you know - Mod Chaos
Quote 2: Just this photo - Submitter
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Sword gays showdown, losers bracket (Round 1)
Propaganda:
For Hershel Layton:
For a professor of archeology he wins a LOT of swordfights. why is he so skilled at the blade. why do these games include so many sword fighting cutscenes. why has no one else talked about this.
He swordfought what he thought was a vampire while tripping on hallucinogenic gas and won. He also swordfought a crazy guy on top of a giant robot with nothing but a metal pipe. King tbh. As for the gay part: he is bisexual TO ME.
For Jade:
A badass lady in love with a badass princess. Damn RIGHT!
More Jade Propaganda: (mod note: this section is from a reblog and all from one person)
Jumps off the edge of the world to follow her girlfriend, who also jumped off the edge of the world.
Out of the three braincells that the Questies collectively own, Jade always has two. (Willow likes to think he has more, but I’m not so sure.)
So tired. So very tired. Please give this girl a break, a therapist, and some rational peers.
Guys, she is named after a sword. I don’t know if that matters, but….still.
Crazy repressed, and fighting like hell to hold onto her last shred in sanity. You can see in pretty much every scene that she is *this* close to losing it, but never does.
She is “totally, ridiculously, desperately, in love” with Kit.
But not so much that she wouldn’t choose her own dreams. I think that this is a really important part of her character, the way that once she knows what she wants, she goes after it. Whether is it to be a Knight if Galladorn, to rejoin her family, or to pursue the butch princess who gives new meaning the concept of a dumbass, Kit.
THE PINING! Oh my word, the PINING!
She sometimes just decides that it would be more fun to smash a troll’s head in with her pommel, instead of using her blade, and I appreciate that in a character.
She is a protector- through and through.
She is the archetype of the devoted knight, and does it SO well!
We only got 8 episodes of Jade, but she has completely re-wired my brain. I haven’t seen the dragon prince, which is now on my list, and I am thrilled to learn all about this disabled butch badass. However, I wanted to offer a bit more propaganda for my girl, Jade.
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Villain Song Showdown Bracket C Round 1
The Nowhere King (Centaurworld) - Villain: The Nowhere King
The World's Greatest Criminal Mind (The Great Mouse Detective) - Villain: Professor Ratigan
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Welcome to the first (Unofficial) Pokemon Professor Showdown!!
Hello pokemon fans of tumblr. You've likely seen several other polls of this kind going around ever since the fabled Tumblr Sexyman Poll and it's epic rematch, as did I, at which point I, like many others, thought, "hey, there's nothing stopping me from doing that" and so, here we are.
After a few preliminary polls, we have thirty-two Professor and Professor-adjacent characters ready to duke it out until one reigns supreme, all they need is your vote to help them get there.
Each poll will last for one day, with the winner moving on to the next round. We're also doing both sides at the same time bcs why not.
Below the readmore will be a list of all the polls with links that I will update as the competition continues!
That's all! Good luck, and may the best Professor win o7
Round One:
Gary Oak vs. Professor Willow
Professor Hastings vs. Professor Burnet
Samson Oak vs. Professor Yanase
Professor Phorus vs. Professor Rowan
Professor Cozmo vs. Professor Juniper
Jaqc vs. Professor Oak
Professor Laventon vs. Professor Turo
Professor Magnolia vs. Professor Elm
Professor Sada vs. Professor Sonia
Professor Bellis vs. Professor Krane
Professor Sycamore vs. Professor Amaranth
Professor Mirror vs. Professor Birch
Professor Kukui vs. Professor Cerise
Hop vs. Fennel
Professor Ivy vs. Professor Carolina
Bill vs. Raifort
Round Two:
Gary Oak vs. Professor Burnet
Samson Oak vs. Professor Rowan
Professor Juniper vs. Professor Oak
Professor Laventon vs. Professor Elm
Professor Sonia vs. Professor Bellis
Professor Sycamore vs. Professor Birch
Professor Kukui vs. Hop
Professor Ivy vs. Raifort
Round Three:
Professor Burnet vs. Professor Rowan
Professor Juniper vs. Professor Laventon
Professor Sonia vs. Professor Sycamore
Professor Kukui vs. Raifort
Round Four:
Professor Laventon vs. Professor Burnet
Professor Sycamore vs. Professor Kukui
FINAL ROUND:
Professor Laventon vs. Professor Kukui
BONUS ROUND:
Professor Kukui vs. Professor Gible
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Sword gays showdown, round 1, bracket two
Propaganda:
For Hershel Layton:
For a professor of archeology he wins a LOT of swordfights. why is he so skilled at the blade. why do these games include so many sword fighting cutscenes. why has no one else talked about this.
He swordfought what he thought was a vampire while tripping on hallucinogenic gas and won. He also swordfought a crazy guy on top of a giant robot with nothing but a metal pipe. King tbh. As for the gay part: he is bisexual TO ME.
For Ava:
Canon bi swordfighting nun destined to save the world (sort of, it's more complicated than that).
I highly doubt im gonna be the only one to submit her so use other propaganda im bad at it but like. God she is so funky. I love her
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