#prowl headcanons

[cozzzynook]

I've been on a ProwlBee post streak recently and was wondering if you could do something for that.

Just a short fluffy comfort drabble with Bee and Prowl.

If not ProwlBee then the exact same but with BlitzBee.

Thank you, have a nice cycle. <3

- Bee wakes in the early joor to stretch his door wings and feel the wind blowing through them. Its a little ritual he and Prowl do often when the weathers right and Bee feels good enough to do it.

- Prowl loves nature and he loves seeing wildlife up close and personal so Bee requests some time off for the both of them and takes Prowl on a trip to the mountains to see the wildlife there and see the beautiful sights Earth has to offer. Of course Bee takes something to listen to music so he can focus and not be bored but he likes this type of nature too, especially the aquatic life.

- Bee is what bots called dysfunctional meaning he has a disability. He emerged smaller than most bots making a mini by dysfunction instead of energon lineage. None would know he had a disability until the cold weather pops up and he can’t go outside like the others can. His frame freezes up and spasms with pain that leaves him screaming if left untreated and he sleeps in a lot and has trouble fueling.

- Prowl whole heartedly comes up with plan after plan for Bee to not go stir crazy inside the base during winter. While also taking care of Bee during the cold seasons and building nests of sorts so Bee can lay more comfortably. The nests eventually become their berth and they continuously add pillows and blankets to it while even adding a spot for Sari.

- Prowl cuddles Bee in the medbay and berth during Bee’s bad days. He’ll warm Bee the best he can and make sure he takes his medicine on time. He wraps Bee in blankets and sets him between his legs and meditates with Bee in his arms while Bee recharges.

-on the occasion Bee regharges through the whole day Prowl whispers stories he used to hear from Yoketron and other bots he’s met during travel for Bee to replay when he wakes from recharge.

- Prowl once flipped Sentinel over on his chin for trying to touch Bee and wake him up from recharge.

- Bee takes Prowl to a secret lake he’s found and has picnic dates with his at night under the moon where they can clearly see the fireflies and hear the frogs croak and the wildlife come to life.

[michaela-o]

N-n-not in loove baby it's just luuuust~

( everybody needs this kind of hookup with prowl 😵‍💫❤️ )

[landwriter]

headcanon where hob adopts a little cat that was living in the alley behind the new inn and after an enemies-to-friends slow burn (250k) dream and the cat become bffs and one day dream says are you bored? come to work with me, tiny emissary of the night and the next morning hob is reading the news and spittakes his tea when he sees the headline Black Cat Crossed Your Path? Scientists Theorize Collective Unconscious After Same Cat Reported In Nation's Dreams

[felixdragonheartofficial]

TFA TEAM PRIME HUMAN REDESIGNS FINALLY

FUCK

+headcannons

Optimus: gotta stay focused

looks too old compared to his bot form.

I find it impossible for Optimus to be more than a million years old in this canon. In the least, he's older than 1000 years and since we have mfs that are canonically over 70 million years old(fagatron iykyk) compared to that, he feels like a dude in his early-to-mid-30's being the group parent.

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-I made him more youthful, gave him curly hair, and tailored his clothing to actually look like his bot form.

-workaholic

-on the cusp of barley being able to hold his liquor

-doesn't own a pair of pajamas until Sari gets some for him

-usually forgets to put them on, but appreciates the gesture

-stays active for like, 3 days until he can't fight off sleep with work brain anymore, and unceremoniously passes out on the couch to sleep for a full 24 hours

-ratchet sighs and puts a blanket over him as per routine

-frequently checks security feed

-elf on the shelf despiser

-early morning talks with jazz and ratchet over coffee (they all wake up at 6 am)

-half thrives on caffeine and a vigorous training protocol

-is a dog person, loves German shepherds to death

David sama, pls forgive me ily very much

Ratchet: to old for this nonsense

doesn't match his body type in the slightest.

Ratchet is really old, he's got a sallow face and a gramp gut, how dare they square him. He's wayyy too angular and peachy looking.

-I gave him his luscious curves back, adding all the equipment id expect a field medic to have because he is a field medic, not a regular doctor. I changed his facial proportions, and also made his face gaunt, for that dead inside PTSD look.

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-drinks his coffee black with brown sugar, literally drinks it piping hot

-is one of those old people who complains about noise

-confiscates bumblebee and Sari's toy cars, and puts them in a high up cabinet

-neither of them know how to bypass the child safety lock lmao

-casual clothes includes a lot- a l o t of plaid shirts, and 10 pairs of the same blue jeans

-tunes out bulkhead and prowls convos about birdwatching

-big fan of political satire dramas

-Sentinel doesn't approve

-Ratchet doesn't give a rats ass about what he thinks of course

Bumblebee: professional smart-ass

doesn't match his body type/age.

Bumblebees holoform is presented as a 10-12 year old child specifically for the fact that he's short, and the comedic relief. Total ass

I set his human age as 19-20 years old, making him more of a big brother to sari because that og model is disappointingly lackluster

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-Bumblebee is a scrappy wisecracking punk, like an adhd kid who just got roller skates for Christmas.

-since he doesn't have wheels, I feel like he'd wear skates instead to emulate the feeling

-terrible at watching where he's going cuz he's too busy trying to show off, so ratchet makes him wear all that padding + training wheels

-legit despises the padding and training wheels

-Jealous of Blurr for mastering roller blades lmao.

-his favorite games are choose your fighter and fps

-saw ONE ancient ass assassins creed playthrough and begged ratchet to install hidden tasers in his arm bands (was denied)

-Sari used her key to do it instead

-self appointed "rizzler"

-Optimus has zero idea of what that means and thinks it's code for something dubious

-Ratchet knows what it means and thinks it's silly

-"I' was something of a rizzler myself back in my day, kid"

-bumblebee cringes

-loves summer and swimming

-wants to be the fastest thing in the sea because y'know, it's bumblebee

-is spooked from the beach for awhile cuz he saw sharks in Prowls nature documentary

-there are infact, no sharks in lake Erie

Bulkhead: big guy, bigger heart

doesn't match his body type/aspirations.

Jesus fuck he's so wide?? And his belly migrated to his shoulders?? I'm gonna be honest, I really hate this design. I feel like it contributed to the "brute strength = stupid" take that most in the fandom associates with him.

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-Bulkhead is a SWEET. CARING. NERD YOU FOOLS. He's like the male version of a tall goth gf-

-a tall-nerdy-farm hand-physics bf, You got me fucked up.

-Its already shown that bulkhead really likes art in Addition to creating it. He hates being only seen as the "muscle" so it wouldn't make sense for him to lean into that.

-bunny slippers that him and sari made together(she provided the buttons)

-the slippers go missing sometimes (basically considered community property unless he's wearing them)

(ratchet and prowl are the main offenders)

-frequent art museum goer

-really likes watching cooking shows, but is too shy to make food himself

-Owns a ton of star maps

-Really wants a treehouse that he, bumblebee and sari can hang out in

-pillowfort enjoyer

-casually reads quantum physics at the beach

Prowl: draft dodger

Doesn't look like him at all.

Prowls holoform being a mustachioed,white, police officer was an actual jumpscare for 7 y/o me, I kid you not

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- I know this bitch would not wear a helmet (you can't force him to) que windswept hair

-Not as much as starscreams, for obvious reasons but yk

-prowl is like one of those "shoes are a prison for your feet"

-emo hipster

-has a pet cactus named "planty"

-bumblebee heckles him for it

-can and has brought his cactus with him on early evening motorcycle rides

-the helmet is reserved for his cactus, bring your own >:(

-salad consumer

-him and jazz share custody of the cactus

-repeat victim of the cat distribution system

-ratchet has probably spent hours telling him they can't keep any animals at base

-frequent midnight picnics with jazz

-and beachcombing

-and roaming around antique stores cuz jazz wants to know what vinyl records are

-got a mug with an attempted pink chibi cat with big round shiny eyes painted onto it, courtesy of bulkhead trying to find an artsyle

-cherishes this mug to death

-has a shrine dedicated to it

[gothicjuicebox]

Okay idk if anyone else thought of this but hear me out. Most of our Terran bots have their "father figures"

Twitch having wheeljack and/or megatron

Nightshade has tarantulas

Hashtag has starscream

And jaw-breaker has grimlock.

So does this mean prowl is going to be that father figure for thrash??

[beastieblooddd]

Uhhhh random chase head canons cause yeah....

Also the whole family tree discussion. I GENUINELY DON'T KNOW WHY QUICKSHADOW AND CHASE REMIND ME OF SIBLINGS.

[windydrawallday]

All My Flowers

"Wasted feelings Broken meanings Time is fleeting (...) Lost in sleepless lullaby"

[mouseywrites]

Ask: Mousey! Beloved! On my hands and knees for some Flustered headcanons for Tfa Starscream and Prowl- I just- Them being blushy and flustered-

Flustered Starscream and Prowl with Reader

Starscream

It’s difficult to fluster him. But when you do?

Two words. Wing flutters.

He may be built for war, but he flusters like a doll.

His wings do move but only during moments of extreme emotion, especially whenever he is flustered.

His faceplate turns pink and his engine whines.

As much as he tries to stifle everything, you know damn well what you do to him.

He may get a bit fussy, but he is a cutie. He flusters hard, but he will get you back in return.

Prowl

He is a bit more subtle whenever you manage to fluster him.

His expression tries to remain neutral while he attempts to silence his engine and fans.

Eventually, however, he caves and relaxes into his bashful state.

You may even draw a stutter or two out of him.

It is a new feeling for him, so he doesn't actually mind it.

[soyaniss]

(mlm)

Jazz is gay and transmac and Prowl is demiro-gay

(wlw)

Jazz is a masc lesbian and Prowl is a demiro-stone butch lesbian

[cozzzynook]

do you have any aus for tfa prowlbee?

- bumblebee loves to leave Prowl a bowl of flowers.

-bumblebee dug up a large space behind the plant, completely destroyed the concrete and left nothing but dirt. The others were so shocked and upset since this was so out of character even for Bee until the bot held out bowls that had tiny plants inside them and said “surprise!”

- prowl will vehemently deny it but he really did leak a little from his optics when Bee gave him a bowl of one of his favorite flowers that couldn’t even be found in Detroit.

- Bee goes through periods of needing to recharge a lot more than the average bot since he was emerged a malfunction. Its the cybertronian version of disability. He doesn’t like bringing it up. He only told Bulkhead and Ratchet knows because he has access to his medical files. So when Bee needs to recharge and take circuit and joint numbing energon Ratchet gives an excuse for Bee to be benched and Bulkhead is usually with him.

- prowl decided to snoop and learned about this. So he just created a soft blanket nest filled with pillows in his hab suite then went into Bee’s berth, picked up the yellow mini and set him in the nest only to tell him, “this is our hab suite now.”

-bee didn’t have the mental energy to question plus he was kinda high on numb relief and his frame was finally feeling safe without pain so he just went with it.

-prowl doesn’t like bots touching bee so he gently moves Bee closer to him on the other side without batting an optic. If they bring it up he will flat out say, “do not touch him, i don’t like it.”

- bee does this thing where he flirts with Prowl using his door wings and completely tunnel visions prowl not at all noticing others looking at him.

- prowl has admired Bee doing this while chopping a bots neck cable knocking them out without so much as a glance from Bee.

- i hope this makes sense

[michaela-o]

Prowl vip (´•᎑•`)♡

[cybertron-after-dark]

oooo kimmie, can you tell us about the tfa and rb overlap?

Everyone prepare yourselves bc the floodgates are opened and now I'm never going to shut up about this

In a meta context, there's SO much overlap between the shows. A lot of the same people worked on it, especially the writers, and it 100% shows. Mr. Marty Isenberg you are not slick.

In terms of the actual content of the shows though, the similarities are overflowing.

First and foremost, the emphasis on cultural differences and exchanges with the human-bot relationships. TFA had a good bit of it and it was very very fun every time it happened (bots not really knowing what level of self defense is appropriate to teach a child, being very confused about what exactly humans eat, bee picking up video games, bulkhead picking up art, ALL that good shit), but you don't always get to focus on it with all the action and political intrigue going on. And while rescue bots has its share of intensity, there's a lot more space for the mundane interactions. Blades being tv obsessed, the bots celebrating Allspark day, boulder's love of just Everything on earth. They had a whole episode just about teaching the bots to fish.

There's also the fact that everyone on griffin rock is a little bit Unhinged in a lot of the same ways the humans kicking around Detroit are. Just. Vaguely Weird Vibes in very funny ways. And the same tendency to switch from revering the emergency services which they may or may not know the bots are part of to wildly distrusting them on a dime. Optimus would not leave an encounter with Mrs Nederlander unscathed bro. I don't know if any of the bots could.

Speaking of humans, the villains in rescue bots feel like what the tfa human villains could have been if not for being wildly overshadowed by the decepticons. Evan and Myles? I think you mean Henry Masterson's shitty cousins he only interacts with through the CoD lobby. Madelyne Pynch? That's just girlboss Porter C. Powell. Quint Quarry? Sir that is Master Disaster if he existed for more than like two minutes of a singular episode and bagged more than one bot. Dr. Morocco? Meltdown but better at, like, everything (especially lab safety).

Then there's the constant state of both teams grilling the hell out of each other All The Time. Chaotic. Absolute Creechurs. They love each other so much but they also all live in close contact and see each other all the time and thus they are So Mean To Each Other (though they're a bit meaner in tfa just bc older audience)

The Sumdacs and the Greenes being two duos of an absentminded but well meaning technological genius and his intelligent and Highly Cool pigtailed daughter who both have to deal with the dad's tech going completely out of control is pretty on the nose too. (Oh God now I'm just imagining an au where tfp starscream successfully gets rid of Megatron after the space bridge explosion and sends him hurtling towards earth and crashlanding right on griffin rock whee doc green finds his head. Can you imagine. The misery of tfp Megatron having to deal with a human. He's having several mental breakdowns, 100%)

Even Cody and Sari have a lot of similarity as characters. Cody is a lot more mild mannered compared to the absolute Gremlin that is Sari, but they both still struggle a lot with wanting to help but feeling too small to make an impact, even though they matter so much more than they could ever know. They're surrounded by heros, giants, and it's hard for them not to feel like they're fading into the background. And when both their families realize how they've been making those kids feel they put so much effort to make sure they're loved and feel like their efforts matter. It's the same arc in different forms. And it's so good both ways.

Overall they're both shows that feel like they're trying to say similar things to different audiences. That Earth is wonderful and worth protecting. That any effort can make massive differences, even if you don't feel like you can do enough. That a hero can come from somewhere humble, and the best ones usually do. That people deserve kindness and a genuine effort at understanding. That nobody is without value.

And honestly? That what I love most about both of them.

[beangal-does-something]

“Hey Guys! Look What I drew! It’s older me!”

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An AU that I call “Truly Techno-Organic Sari” 

So basically, it always bugged me that there wasn’t really anything done with the fact Sari wasn’t truly human in the earlier part of the show. So, I made up stuff because I could and here we are. 

Sari was always meant to be a vessel for the AllSpark. That’s why she looked so vastly different than other protoforms. But given Cyberton’s unstable political climate even prior to the war, she was sent away for her own protection. 

Her stasis pod crash landed on Earth and remained hidden until a mining operation outside of Detroit found it millennia later. Now let’s put a pin in that for a minute. 

After the war on Cyberton and being thrown through a Spacebridge, the AllSpark starts to use its energy to search for its lost protoform. It takes a long time, but it finally senses the protoform on a planet across the galaxy. That’s when it, in Ratchet’s words, “Found Us!” and powered on the Spacebridge with its location being Earth. It was going to go to its protoform and see to it that the little one was raised with love and care. What it didn’t account for was the Autobots crashing into Lake Eerie and going into stasis for 50 years. And it definitely didn’t count on humans getting to the pod first. 

Fast forward to Sumdac finding a pod that he that he vaguely remembered asking to be brought to his lab after he was contacted by a mining company and discovering the little protoform inside. 

As a defense mechanism, Sari’s systems used Sumdac’s DNA in reformatting her body to better blend in with the planet’s natives. It even went as far as to hide her spark signature from other Cybertronians. 

After all that, the story continues largely the same in terms of plot (for Season 1 and 2), except with some changes.

Number one: Sari is a literal child both in human and Cybertronian terms and she stays a child. No age up. But she does occasionally get dreams about herself when she’s older in place she doesn’t recognize. 

The AllSpark still gives a fraction of its power to Sari in the form of the AllSpark Key. However, in this AU, whenever Sari abuses the power of the AllSpark Key, it either goes in a locked mode for a short time or its power is greatly reduced. It's the AllSpark’s way of grounding her and teaching her: With Great Power...

Now for more headcanons for this AU.

Sari is smart (which I believe is kind of canon because if I remember correctly, in one episode she’s learning the quadratic formula from Tutorbot, and that’s middle school math...and she’s eight. Also, Sumdac asks if she’s tinkered with the pocketbot which leads me to believe that even prior to the Key, Sari might have reformatted her dad’s robots). So, building from that, Sari finds her school subjects too easy, and she gets bored from not having a challenge. Que her reformatting her dad’s robots so that she can sneak away to go exploring around the city. 

When the Autobots come into her life, Sari asks Optimus if he wouldn’t mind teaching her Cybertronian subjects, like history or language. 

Having a been a data clerk in the Iacon Archives prior to joining the Autobot Academy, Optimus has a wealth of knowledge to share, and he was more than happy to teach her. 

Sari eagerly awaited Optimus’s lessons. There was finally something to challenge her mind.

Ratchet figured if the kid wanted to keep hanging around them, then he better look into human health. He started monitoring Sari’s diet and would get stressed seeing how much ‘junk’ food she ate. He started to replace all her junk food with fruits and vegetables. 

Occasionally, when Ratchet would run a check-up on her, he would pick up Sari’s actual spark beat on his equipment. At first, he thought it was a glitch because how could Sari have a spark beat? She’s organic. But the more Sari spent time around the Autobots, the more the ‘glitch’ keep happening, and Ratchet started suspecting that kid wasn’t all organic after all. 

When Prowl meditated, he sometimes felt the electromagnetic field of a newly activated protoform when Sari was nearby. For a while, he thought it was a form of his guilt manifesting. Then one day, he saw Ratchet’s equipment experiencing a “glitch”, and the cyber-ninja knew in his spark that Sari wasn’t fully human.

Prowl felt that regardless of what she was, Sari needed to be taught how to defend herself should she even need to, especially with all the trouble she seemed to get into. So, he started giving her the basics of cyber-ninja training, including their philosophies about respecting all forms of life, cybernetic or organic. 

Bulkhead and Bumblebee didn’t pay attention to Sari’s inhuman quirks. (Well, Bulkhead noticed some things, but chose not to say anything.) The two youngest of Prime’s team acted as big brothers to Sari, with Bulkhead trying to keep the other two out of trouble.

[robot-rarepairs-dotcom]

If i’d known prowlbee was a rare pair….

Nsfw/sfe headcanons?

It’s a rarepair when it’s not Tfa lol

Sfw:

Super chubby snuggles

Face nuzzles

Prowl and Bumblebee both are insomniacs and have to drag each other to bed

Prowl is a cunt to everyone until bumblebee shows up

They like going out for dinner together and they eat a lot. They chill on the couch after dinners

They love cuddling so much especially after stressful days at work

Nsfw:

Tiddies….

They have toys and use them often during facing

They like squishing each others chub

Bumblebee gives great head

They love scissoring and rubbing their valves together

Bumblebee is super good with aftercare

They’re so messy and lick each other a lot

[thunderwetter]

Prowl smokes because of the stress

Jazz smokes because of the company

:]

[thatonebrainstormfan]

TFA Jazz headcanons-