#puff rambles

[puffpastrycrimewatch]

Sup

Sorry been gone (and will proceed to be for like a week or two), I've been busy with work, I know it's tragic 😔

Buuuut I think they're changing my schedule so I'll have more time to actually draw instead of doing little pieces of art, anyways I miss y'all 🫶🐜

[xxxonetuffpuffxxx]

I feel like Hisoka uses like three million emojis when texting anyone while Illumi texts like he's sending a formal email. Hisoka teases Illumi for it every time.

[notaluckypup]

Saying ‘awh big hit’ every time your pup sputters or coughs after smoking off the bong ~

Watching the tears prick in their pretty eyes while you shush them and pet their hair, telling them how good they take it and how pretty they look while they smoke. Each compliment making them that much more embarrassed, plush puppy hips rutting uselessly into the couch cushion before picking them up to gently rest on your thigh.

Lifting their chin and blowing smoke in their face before grinding back into them, letting them get all riled up, trailing light fingers up their sides and kissing them softly only to stop and remind them they’re supposed to be smoking right now~

[cursedcola]

Totally weird situation I experience today and I don’t normally talk about anything other than fandom here but -

So I went on a first date and this guy essentially tells me that being a commission tailor is not a career, and is a red flag. I uh, have POTS and so I do freelance, y’know? 9-5 life just can’t happen. I’m happy and am slowly building my street credit in the hopes of being full time someday. I want to design and make my own patterns on top of being a bridal tailor. I don’t have my own car and live in an un-walkable city, but I’m almost at the funds for a motorbike. Which is fine since I just need to get to client homes and around my local area. I don’t live alone since it’s difficult with POTS, but I love my family dearly, and we all work well living together.

And y’know, anyways, I was stunned. Lacked a comeback. Slightly mad at myself for it.

Except at that moment in my brain I just thought “Malleus Draconia would never fucking say this to me” and I know. I know. Malleus isn’t real but that one, singular thought? Yeah. That’s what got me to pay for my meal and go home.

So the moral of this story is that fandom culture is powerful, because somehow my standards have been raised through the TWST fandom. It’s been hours since but it’s just so weird to me that I totally would have sat through the rest of that dinner if i didn’t think about TWST and the absolute self-respect most of these guys have. Like they will talk shit about themselves but the moment someone else does it’s time to throw hands

[yonemurishiroku]

Hades’ pet: the guardian of the Underworld, fearful three headed beast the size of a mansion.

Name: Spot.

Hobby: playing with red ball.

Nico’s pet(s): fluffy, quiet, the size of a ball at best, absolutely obedient.

Name: The Cocoa Puffs.

Hobby: making people relieving their traumas. 😀😀

[send-me-a-puffalope]

Doing this made me realize i went multiple months without doing art at all. March was also supposed to be a blank square but i lied. cause who was gonna fact check me.

[rayn--cloud]

Finished the prototype for the 2023 furby sling! now I just gotta test the pattern once my wrists get a bit of a break from working so hard at work 🥲

[missionel]

i can't get over the fact that the first person listed in the thanks section in the mono puff it's fun to steal cd foldout is john linnell

[kalied0skull]

kicks around and throws a fit for no other reason than i just wanna be mad and angry

[puffpastrycrimewatch]

I remember at my first job they had me read the usual stuff like workplace safety and such

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but then they used my name in the example for workplace harassment.....and they made me the harasser!!!!! Σ(°ロ°)

They made me so....unhinged (in a bad way) 𓏗𓏗...

it's so bad....I don't know if I should share but I'm willing cause it honestly makes me laugh- just prepare yourself 😭

[xxxonetuffpuffxxx]

Illumi would 100% be the type who when he finally gets his first crush goes straight to the doctor because he thinks he's sick

[saruin]

meanwhile i just want black hairstyles that aren't 90k poly

[fleshdyk3]

im so obsessed with this girl on tiktok who does a bunch of different super fun afros and puffs like look at this are you kidding me

[yonemurishiroku]

wonder how mortals would see the Cocoa Puffs thought. Black cats? Black poodles? omg that boy is walking 20 black poodles

[giggly-squiggily]

💕 Candy Heart Valentine Event 2025! 💕

Heyo everyone! We're back at it again for the 2025 Candy Heart Valentine Event! :D I'm so excited to see what you've got in store this year! :D Thank you all for enjoying this event as much as I do- it's just so FUN!

Rules and sentence starters below the cut!

~Rules~

-Please check my pinned post for character restrictions and boundaries!

Puffs (Candy Hearts/Sentence Starters) will be open today (Jan 26) to Feb 13 10pm EST.

-Candy Hearts will start coming out Feb 1!

-Send me a sentence starters from the list below and a character(s) and I'll write a 300-500 word dabble for it!

-Can be tickles or non-tickles! Please specify which you'd like in your ask!

-I will write X-Reader!

-Can be romantic, platonic, or familial- please specify in your ask!

-I'd say the limit is around five? I'll let you know if that changes as the event goes on!

-Some fandoms may and will close- I will let you know what's still open and what's not!

~Candy Hearts~

❤️ Be Mine: “Oh that is IT! Come here!”

🧡 Miss You: “Don’t cry- give me a smile!”

💛 True Love: “I could do this all day.”

💚 Cutie: “You can't hide from me, I can hear you laughing!"

💙 XOXO: “Hey, do you like raspberries?”

💜 Angel: “What happens if I do this?”

❤️ I love you: "What a brave thing to say for someone so ticklish."

🧡 Bestie: Requester’s choice: Pick your own sentence starter!

💛 Sweet Heart: “Are you ticklish?”

💚 Cupid: “I’m gonna get you!”

💗 Say Yes: “Hey did you- give that back!"

💙 Smile: “I didn’t know you were ticklish here!”

💜 Hug: “I just want a hug!”

❤️ Darling: “Do you want me to tickle you?”

🧡 Love bug: “What’s so funny?”

💛 Soul Mate: “Not there? What about here?”

💚 Sweet Pea: “Is this a bad spot?”

💙 Adore: “I haven't even touched you yet!"

💜 Kiss me: “Do you want me to stop?”

❤️ Me + You: “No way! Since when were you this ticklish?”

🧡 Always and Forever: “Look how red you are! How cute!”

💛 I’m Yours: “You like being tickled, don’t you?”

💚 Puppy love: “Where are those giggles I love so much?”

💙 Only You: "Stop squirming!"

💜 Hot Stuff: “Come over here and make me!”

🩷 Be My Valentine: "I know all your weaknesses!"

❤ It's Love: "Hey could You...You Know?"

🧡 Babydoll: "Keep your arms up!"

~Fandoms~

-Big Windup

-Black Clover

- Blue Lock (Anime)

- Bungo Stray Dogs

- Buddy Daddies

-Cafe Enchante

-Code Realize

-Collar x Malice

-Chainsaw Man (Anime + Around Chapter 72 I think?)

-Cupid Parasite

-Danganronpa THH, SDR2 , V3

-Dr. Stone

-Death Note

-Demon Slayer

-Fire Force

-Free! Iwatobi Swim Club

-Fruits Basket

-Given

-Haikyuu!!

-Heartstopper

-Hell’s Paradise

-Hunter x Hunter (Up To Greed Island Arc)

-Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure Parts 2-6 (Anime)

-Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime + Movie)

-Moriarty The Patriot

-My Hero Academia

-Piofiore: Fated Memories

-Pokemon (Games)

-SK8 the infinity

-Spy x Family

-Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun

-Tokyo Revengers

-Tengoku Struggle: Strayside

-Vinland Saga (Mainly Season 2)

-Virche Evermore: Error Salvation (Up to La Salute)

-Wind Breaker (Anime)

-Yu Yu Hakushou

-9 RIP

That should be it! Lemme know if y'all have any questions! I'm so excited! :D Happy Candy Hearts!

[anzuhan]

anzu learnt anzu is allergic (?) to puff pastries the hard way, had a panic attack and nearly fainted but anzu is ok. (ish?) now . but anzu cannever eat puff pastries again 😔