#punching pandas

[punching-pandas]

Today's haiku: laughter

Laughter of children

Overflows with joy and life

And ruins my nap

From panda's upcoming book, "Why is Panda Fat." Coming soon to a book store... after panda finishes nap.

[disabled-battlekukku]

Y'know in cartoons when there are rival characters that are just the main characters but gender bended? I did that to the Hooligans ig

[epickiya722]

I know we're all about the betta fish, but... I think about how Yaga really choose to make a Cursed Corpse PANDA.

An black and white animal.

Black and white... Geto and Gojo... two of Yaga's students...

[worldofkaeos]

One of the most relatable thing about lockwood and co is that all the kids are sleep deprived and have the most messed up sleep schedules. Like, look at lockwood, does he ever sleep??

I'd say though, honestly, that my dark circles are very much comparable to his 🥲

[cats-aroace]

LETS GO PURPLE PANDAS FOR NOT ONLY REACHING 9TH PLACE BUT RAISING ALMOST AN EXTRA 4 THOUSAND FOR THE QUEER CHARITYS!!

[spiky-humanoid]

Mo's camera is off

Trans rights

[puhpandas]

Imagine we play as Vanessa that’s under Vanny corruption still as she’s testing employees test to become a security guard and it’s reveal she’s the one to accidentally set Gregory free 💀

LMFAOOO

[hcnnibal]

Do the Angels like nerf?

Do they play paint ball or laser tag?

Do they take it Waaaay to seriously?

I can imagine them doing laser tag, obliterating their competition, then going to play arcade games after.

If they played arcade games what's their go to game? Racing? Shooting? Dancing maybe 👀👀?

angels on a date/not date at the boardwalk and ruining some kid’s birthday party by annihilating them in laser tag 😭

[servospawn]

Zero.

[punching-pandas]

Today's Haiku: Love

Love is like diamond

So many ways it can shine

And way too pricey

[dickpuncher420]

KUNG FU PANDA 4????

[themushroomblues]

[justanotherwriter140]

Can someone help me figure out what was said in the portion where a bunch of Po's "inner voices" are talking over each other? I could only figure out a few lines and I kind of want a transcript or something.

A more audible inner voice says, "...Punching ironwood trees? How long did you have to do that?" which is a nice reference, and maybe something buried in the dialogue was funny. I'm just curious. Thanks!

[tollsoftheclockwerkbelle]

can we get a movie about tigeress alone and unpack all of that please

[litrpgburrito]

In the neon-drenched streets of Neo-Tokyo, there roams a cybernetic panda known as Kuroi Shinobi, aka, Punch Panda. Once a gentle creature from the bamboo forests of a world now lost to time, Kuroi was transformed by the enigmatic Dr. Yumei into a cyberpunk warrior. Equipped with advanced nanotechnology and a keen strategic mind, Kuroi became a protector of the innocent, fighting against the oppressive mega-corporations that sought to control the city.

[ Punch Panda merch is heeeeere!🐼 ]

Punch's black and white fur is interwoven with glowing circuitry, a testament to the fusion of organic life and artificial enhancements. His eyes, once soft and warm, now shine with a piercing blue light, scanning the environment with enhanced perception. Despite his formidable appearance, Kuroi retains a gentle soul, often seen sharing his rations with the stray cats and dogs that roam the alleys.

As a master of martial arts and cyber warfare, Kuroi Shinobi stands as a beacon of hope in a world where the line between human and machine blurs. His journey is one of redemption, seeking to right the wrongs of his past and carve a path to a brighter future for all beings, organic and synthetic alike. 🐼💻🌆