She'll be satisfied not cumming during a session and actually stopping me from pleasing her, but then hours later when I'm trying to sleep, she flips me around and uses me for her pleasure no matter how tired I am.
unrelated to dragon age and fandom at ALL but. i went to my first concert today. MANNEQUIN PUSSY and this dude tried giving maxine a beanie baby and when they completely ignored him he told me he loved me and gave me the plush instead. also got a signed setlist :))
i am not immune to whimsy and fun. i am also a big slut for country music. so it was inevitable that i would fall for him. but when i tell you my whole ass whiplashed fast when i found out that drake milligan was only 25? felt like a cradle snatcher. that's a child. i am old enough to be his mother (i am 5 years older than him)
i love the headcanons that are like “male so and so is v drunk and wants to fuck like rabbits and is gonna make u bust 5 times in a night” but its like do yall know abt whiskey dick??? where are THOSE headcanons??? do you know how disappointing a drunken sex night can really be??? its not that amazing i promise u