#but HYPOTHETICALLY

[softcryz]

Yeah I guess there was this guy too. I'll redraw him later

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Angel: Vaggie, you’re an ex-exorcist, right? So you have a lot of experience with different ways of dying?

Vaggie: Yes.

Husk: *sips drink* I'm scared to see where this is going.

Angel: So, in your professional opinion, how will I die?

Vaggie: Definitely murder. We never find the body.

Angel: …That tracks.

Charlie: Oh! Oh! Oh! What about me?

Vaggie: You crave toast while taking a bath.

Charlie: *under her breath* I do love bath snacks...

[radvelvetcakez]

imagine everyone at the hotel being redeemed, all of charlie's friends going up to heaven, forever, but she cant—she cant, because she's hellborn.

but, not everyone is redeemed, alastor stays; the only friend who stays is the one who never wanted to be her friend in the first place. the one who never wanted to care for her, the one who had only the worst intentions from the beginning being the only friend she has left.

[louisisalarrie]

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[midnight-pluto]

GIRL WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE HOLDING OFF ON YOUR BSF!DAMIAN POSTS!?

We. NEED. TOO. GIVE. THE. REST. OF. THE. BATFAM. FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS! and bruces will obviously have "whore" on it while the others have other funny names on there except Alfred He's safe

He has one that says his name or something along the lines of "World's best dad"

what’s funny is a got another ask that was along the similar lines of alfred getting an objectively better bracelet than everyone else’s because it’s literally just normal 💀 n e ways i’m too lazy to write something out and i no longer do requests essentially

bruce: whore

dick: ass♡guy

jason: 1x1♡lego♡piece

steph: go♡piss♡girl

tim: chronically♡online

damian: pissbaby

alfred: alfred>>>

[milksnake-tea]

if i started writing for a date with death would y'all read it

[multifandomangel]

guys if i somehow land a spot as mgg’s controversially young girlfriend do you promise to cheer me on??

[kradnie]

would you guys be even a little sad if I killed myself

[gojowh0rcs]

i love the headcanons that are like “male so and so is v drunk and wants to fuck like rabbits and is gonna make u bust 5 times in a night” but its like do yall know abt whiskey dick??? where are THOSE headcanons??? do you know how disappointing a drunken sex night can really be??? its not that amazing i promise u 

[silver--scar]

Ok guys I need a bit of help. How would one, hypothetically, make a very sophisticated rebel leader that fights for good turn evil and try to scam, say, hypothetically, the antichrist out of Hell now that Satan is dead? And how do I rope two fine British chaps and his French best friend into this to work with him, hypothetically?

Did I mention this was hypothetical? /j

[mamaestapa]

it’s the urge to write in jamie’s trade in devils advocate-🤭

but i won’t, it’ll have a happy ending

i’m just an angsty girly!!!

[evermore-deluxe]

ok but the timeline going from the

"I love teaching men how to apologize"

speech to the news of the breakup to

everyone she knows unfollowing him

to "youre not sorry" surprise song

💀he fucked up

[chasethedemigod]

hypothetically what do i do if my friend confessed to me and i think i like her back but also she and another friend who also knows her think i like someone else but i don’t really and i don’t know how to say it without it sounding like i’m lying or a dickhead or just settling for her

[louisisalarrie]

anyway… zayn… yeah

[miku-life-tips]

Babygirl I can fall asleep in places you could never imagine

[fervency-if]

You wrote: Narciso would say 'save those big words for later, my sweet; you're not thinking straight.'

What if I said "but I'm thinking straight, I'm a hetero woman and I sleep with you so I must think straigh?" XD

He would shake his head, pretend to be utterly unamused for a while, then laugh, and ask her if she wanted to continue, or wanted some banter instead. Either would be fine with him.