#q-utie

[lemonloven]

hey. don’t cry. desperate women who have lost sight of what is just, okay?

[ceruleanwarbler2]

Undertale Yellow (2023)

[stinkyme]

this is so embarrassing but anytime I open my gallery to send someone a photo, I get jumpscared by pictures of myself imitating that meme of josh hutcherson 😟

[prettygirlmjmjmj]

Feminine hygiene tips

Here are some of my favourite feminine hygiene tips. Remember that your area down there is not supposed to smell like flowers and fruit, a neutral scent is completely fine. If you are really concerned about the scent or feel that something is not completely healthy down there, I would really recommend visiting a gynaecologist, even if it's only for peace of mind! Enjoy these tips and I hope you find them helpful.

Drink more water and organic cranberry juice. Drinking more water has so many benefits overall, but cranberry juice is especially good for preventing infections down there.

Try to wear looser cotton underwear. It's much better for your health and prevents bacteria from sweat down there. It's much more breathable and overall cotton underwear is so much better for you! Plus there are so many adorable styles.

When on your period try to change your pad or tampon at least every three hours. If you struggle to remember this, try setting a reminder on your phone as it is so important.

If you wear fitted jeans or trousers, make sure they aren't super tight if possible, this can cause odour and infection.

Hair down there is completely fine and normal, don't feel ashamed for having it. If you do decide you prefer not having it, shave lightly with a clean and sharp razor to prevent cuts or damage.

Always wipe front to back (yes this advice is so basic, but it's still super important!!).

Don't wash that area with hot water, instead use warm water. If you want to wash with a soap or body wash, pick a very mild unscented one such as Dove or products formulated for babies.

Try and eat more fruit and vegetables, they are so good for your overall health.

If you are concerned about risks of infections or UTI's, try cranberry pills.

Try to shower as soon as you are done in the gym or at the very least change your underwear and wash down there.

Before you shower clean round the area with q-tips.

Make sure yours or anyone else's hands are clean and recently washed before you/they touch you down there.

Use men's razors instead of women's razors. They will allow you to shave in a way that is closer and cleaner.

If possible try to sleep without underwear or at least in loose, clean underwear.

Try to avoid scented products down there, they can throw of your PH and cause irritation.

Get regular check-ups with your gynaecologist. Your doctor can help you with your concerns, ensure everything is healthy down there and give advice to help.

Use fresh towels. Re-using towels can put you at risk for infections down there or other health issues.

If you do shave down there, do it towards the end of your shower when your pores are open, shaving will be much easier.

Be very gentle when washing down there, take your time and wash slowly.

Learn more about the four stages of your cycle (I might do a post on that later, so keep an eye out <3) so that you can better understand your health down there and how it should feel. This can also help you to get more in tune with your body and it's needs!!

Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed this and found some of the tips useful. All my love mj.

[flowerxbunnie]

idk if you did it already but i neeeed your version of the nsfw alphabet ( matt or chris idrc i just need it ) 😩😩

NSFW Alphabet

Matthew Sturniolo

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE NOT OKAY WITH SMUT OR ARE A MINOR

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s an angel when it comes to aftercare! He rubs your back (or your legs if you bounced on him for a while) and def makes sure you get cleaned up, he’s deathly afraid of you getting a UTI 😂

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part on himself is his waist, we’ve ALLLL seen the way this man loves a slutty little slightly cropped shirt. He knows he looks good

His favorite on you is your back. He loves the way he can see the two lines of muscle running down your spine and the dip in the middle as he’s hitting it from the back. Also the way he can stick his thumbs into the little dimples at the bottom 😏

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This man is OBSESSEDDDD with seeing you swallow his cum. He thinks it’s the hottest thing ever when you stick your tongue out to show him you swallowed every drop

If you’re not feeling down for swallowing it, he’ll go for whatever you want!

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

….we all know at this point. This man is RUNNING through smutty fics and constantly getting ideas 😈 has a whole folder full of his favs to refer back to

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not a super crazy body count, but he for sure knows what he’s doing and makes sure you’re pleased

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves to watch you bounce on him, he likes that he can see your pretty face and can feel in control when he grabs your hips to guide you, or be more submissive when you hold his hands down

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He definitely makes jokes when the time is right but he likes to keep it serious for the most part!

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Kinda like his stubble, he’ll let it grow out for a bit and then give it a nice trim. Never fully bald down there though, he doesn’t like the way it looks 😂

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He LOVES to fuck, but when you make love.. he’s going all out. Throwing out so many compliments, caressing every inch of your skin, lighting candles, picking a playlist of songs. He usually does all the work when he’s feeling lovey dovey too 🥹

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Oh this man JERKS it. When he’s not with you he will literally call you and beg for you to guide him through it. And if you’re busy you already know he’s going into a hidden folder with plenty of pics and videos of you!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Call me crazy butttt… I think matt would call you his puppy ✋🏻 no elaboration needed

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He lovesssss car sex, especially road head. He loves finding spots to park at and bend you over the hood 😇

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

For some reason he’s really turned on when you cop an attitude with him. He loves to be the one to put you back in your place

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Piss/shit 🚫🚫 he would literally throw up if you even jokingly asked

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Maybe a hot take.. but I think he prefers getting head. Obviously he would never turn down the opportunity to rub his stubble between your thighs 😈 but he loves seeing you work your hardest on your knees to please him

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Both! He knows the perfect times to switch up his pace to drive you crazyyy. But if he had to pick he would go for slow but deep, rough strokes

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He prefers to take his time and make it a good experience, but he would never turn down a quickie! He loves when you drag him off into a bathroom because you can’t hold out until you get home

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

For most things! He’s pretty open minded and is always looking for new ideas and ways to please you/himself

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

1 😂 2 on a good night. He uses so much energy teasing and edging you and when he finally does cum, he is SPENT

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He keeps a bunch of pretty vibes, whips, handcuffs etc to use on you! He doesn’t really prefer them for himself but occasionally will let you hold a bullet vibrator against him while you suck him off 😇😇

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he is SUCH a tease. He’s always pushing you to your limits. He loves to hear you beg and plead

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not a screamer by any means but he makes sure you know when he’s feeling good. He groans and pants a lot, and sometimes a moan will slip out and he always blushes a tiny bit hehe

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He LOVES when you take him lingerie shopping with you. He gets to help you pick out what he’s gonna tear off of you later 😇 good luck in the fitting room btw!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Above average by a little, but it’s nice and thick, plenty enough to fill you up. He knows how to work it 🤓

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

This man is a freakkkkk. At least 4 times a week if not everyday.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He likes to make sure you feel well taken care of afterwards so he does his best to stay awake and make sure you’re all good before he cleans himself and dozes off!

Taglist: @lustfulslxt @whotfisade @soursturniolo @recklesssturniolo @lxvlysworld @chrisolivia4l @kiarastromboli @mattnchrisworld @cupidsword @kvtie444 @xplrfear @knowingnothingnoel

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

The Grand A-Z List of Whump 3/3

This list contains 194 items listed R to Z

As always, I heavily encourage people to research topics thoroughly when writing. Whump is generally a 'dead dove' sort of topic, however it is important to avoid stereotypes/misinformation. This lists intention is to not glorify/romanticise sensitive topics in any way.

This is a comprehensive list of injuries, Illnesses and tropes - including those from the Whumptober 2023 trope vote!

All submissions are listed in italics, and those who wanted to be tagged will be included at the end. If you have any more submissions: please send them via DM/my ask box.

[A-H] [I-Q] [NSFW List]

List below the cut:

R

Rabies

Radiation Poisoning/Exposure

Radio Silence

Ransom Note/Video

Rashes

Recovery

Reducing breaks or dislocations (bonus: out in the field with no painkillers available)

Reflection

Rejection

Reluctant Caretaker

Reluctant Whumpee

Reminded of trauma

Reopened Wound

Repressed Emotions

Repressed trauma resurfacing

Rescue

Rescued by the enemy

Rescues gone wrong

Respiratory Distress

Restraints

Reuniting

Revenge

Ringing Ears

Ritual sacrifice

Rockslides

Role Reversal

Rope Burns

Running fingers through hair (maliciously or comfortingly)

Running Out of Air

Ruptured eardrum

S

Sacrifice

Sadistic Choice

Sartorial constraints

Scars

Scoliosis

Scraped Knees

Scratched corneas

Scratches

Seasickness

Second impact syndrome

Secrets

Sedated

Seeing double

Seizures

Self esteem issues

Self induced injury to escape

Self sacrifice

Self-aid

Self-inflicted injury (to escape)

Semi-consciousness

Sensory Deprivation/Overload

Sentimental Items

Separation

Sepsis

Servitude

Setbacks in recovery

Severed Artery

Shaking Hands

Shipwreck

Shivering

Shock

Shock collar

Shot (gun, arrow, dart, etc...)

Shrapnel (blast/wounds)

Sick/injured at a party

Skull fracture

Slapped

Sleep Deprivation

Sleep Paralysis

Sleeping in the cold

Sleeplessness

Smashing their head into a wall

Smoke Inhalation

Snake Bites

Sneezing

So sick they can barely even stand or stay awake

Significant other taking care of wounds

So weak they have to hold on to something or someone to walk

Solitary Confinement

Special object being ruined/torn apart

Spinal Cord Injury

Split lip

Sprains

Stab Wounds

Stabbed (sword, spear, knife, TRIDENT!, etc...)

Stabbed through the back by the only person the whumpee trusted

Stage fright

Stalking

Status epilepticus

Stiches

Stings (insect, creature, plants)

Stitches

Stoic/Defiant Whumpee

Stoic/Rude/Harsh Reluctant Caregiver!Mentor & Ball of Sunshine Hurt!Mentee (platonic)

Stomach ache

Stomach Ulcers (a cause for vomiting up blood)

Stomach virus

Straight Jacket

Strangling

Strangulation resulting in bruised or swollen vocal chords and loss of voice + the process of regaining your voice and everything that comes with that trauma.

Stress (this could induce headaches/general illness)

Stress Position

Stumbling

Sucking chest wound

Suffocating

Sunburn

Super glued to toilet

Surgery

Surgery gone wrong

Surrendering

Survivor's Guilt

Swollen Lymph Nodes

T

Tachycardia

Taking the bullet

TBI (traumatic brain injury)

Team as a family

Team has a certain amount of time to get to their Whumpee before they’re killed

Team teaming up to take care of sick teammate

Temporary Loss of Sense(s)

Tendonitis

Tetanus

The Final Straw

Thrown from an explosion

Time Loop

Tiny whump

Tonsillitis

Tooth knocked out

Torn Ligaments - Achilles, Meniscus etc.

Torn Muscles

Torture

Touch Aversion/Touch Starved

Tranquilizer Dart

Trap

Trapped (whether this is after an explosion, car accident, natural disaster…)

Trapped Limbs

Trapped underwater

Trauma reveal

Tremors

Trust Issues

Truth spell/serum

Tuberculosis

Twisted ankle

U

Undead (vampires and ghosts and zombies, oh my!)

Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

Unresponsive

Upper respiratory infection

Used as bait

Usually big, strong and boisterous whumpee becomes quiet and weaker as the whumper conditions them.

UTI (Urinary Tract Infection)

V

Vampire whump

Vampires Thrall

Vehicular Accident

Venom

Vertigo

Very badly hurt and on life support - with slow recovery

Virus

Visions

Vocal chord paralysis

Vomiting/Vomiting blood

W

Waterboarding

West Nile virus

Whip scars

Whipping/Flogging

Whumpee being psychologically tortured via fake escape scenarios so when they are actually getting rescued they don't believe it. bonus point if they still don't think anything is real.

Whumpee dreams of a loved one happily inviting them “home” (They're actually dying IRL)

Whumpee getting the upper hand over whumper.

Whumpee stabbing whumper or beating their head into the ground over and over while sobbing, even when they’re clearly dead because they NEED to take their emotions out.

Whumpee turned Whumper

Whumpee watches caretaker take a bullet/hit/poison for them.

Whumper turned Caretaker

Whumper turned whumpee

Whumper with a crush

Wincing/Flinching

Wing whump

Wisdom Tooth Removal

Withdrawal

Withholding Medical Treatment

Witnessing. (Whumpee sees someone die in a brutal way. Whumpee sees someone get possessed/turned into a zombie/some other horrifying thing and they just stare horrified.)

Working for the enemy

Working through injury/illness

Working to Exhaustion

Wrists rubbed raw

Wrong Place, Wrong Time

Wrongfully Accused/Arrested

Wrongfully fired

X

Xeroderma. (Extreme sun sensitivity)

XMRV is a newly identified human retrovirus that is similar to a group of mouse retroviruses (called murine leukaemia viruses, or MLVs)

Y

Yellow Fever

Z

Zombie virus, etc.

Zoonotic Hookworm

Zoonotic illness (It’s a disease carried or transmitted by animals to humans like tularemia or psittacosis)

Zosler (Shingles)

Zygomycosis (Fungal infection)

TAG LIST: Thank you very much to the following people for submitting ideas! (I apologise if some tags did not work, I'm not sure why tumblrs not letting me tag you!)

@I-eat-worlds | @greygullhaven | @letsgowhump | @cyberwhumper @firapolemos05 | @originaldeerhottub | @whumpilicious | @drawing-dinos82 | @carenrose | @stellarinuscronicles | @gottheseasonalblues | @marvelflame2010 | @sowhumpful | @avamcu | @courtneygacha | @lordofthewhumps | @autismmydearwatson | @kuddelmuddell | @the-most-handsome-ginger | @whirls-and-swirls | @painsandconfusion

[thechaoticplayer]

hello chaotic it me zali on my 2nd account

may i request yu q wilson edging and teasing fem reader with aftercare(uty tbh) pls i am so normal about this guy💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️

Author's note: Bonjour Zali hru! One Yu Q Wilson smut coming (lmao) up!

Summary: Our famous hitman and hero loves you to death! And sometimes, during love making times, he doesn't want to stop.

Contains: NSFW content, hitman is edging, dom! Yu q Wilson, some aftercare, soft moments, might be ooc Mdni or dont I'm not ur mom

"Hello love," you greet softly as Wilson steps inside the house you two own together. You help him take his coat off and hang it on the coat rack. "How was your day?"

"Exhausting," he sighs, wrapping his arms around you as you embrace the hug, rocking back and forth slightly. "But all in a good day's work."

"I'm so proud of you," you mumble against his chest with a tight squeeze that makes Wilson grunt.

He laughs, kissing your forehead affectionately. "Thank you. You're the best, you know?"

You hum affirmatively. "Damn straight. And don't you ever forget it."

"Trust me, I won't," Wilson chuckles. He leans down and lays a light kiss on your bare shoulder and your skin burns at the contact. You aren't wearing anything except a pair of underwear and one of his big t-shirts that was quite literally a dress on you. "That shirt looks nice, whose is it?"

"You idiot," you snort, pinching his cheek and he yelps.

Wilson rubs his cheek with a pout. "That hurt."

"Good," you sing, skipping back to the kitchen to prepare him something to eat. "You deserved it."

You explore the cabinets with a hum, peeking in each and trying to figure out what to cook. You glance up at the top cabinets, climb onto the counter, and open them to skim over its contents.

A pair of hands squeeze your hips and you squeak in surprise. You turn your head to give your boyfriend a angry glare and Wilson just smiles up at you.

"Need help?" Wilson teases and you huff, returning your attention to the shelves.

He helps you down, his hands never leaving your hips. You roll your eyes, facing him and arching a brow at him. "What do you want?"

"You," Wilson says against your skin, trailing kisses up your neck. His kisses tickle you and you giggle, your hands lightly pushing against his chest.

"I was gonna make you dinner."

"Dinner can wait."

Wilson kisses you deeply, his hand holding the back of your neck gently. You kiss him back with just as much love, his lips molding against yours. Your arms find purchase around his neck, pulling him closer.

Wilson bunches the t-shirt in his hands, slowly raising the shirt up and over your hips. Picking you up carefully without ever pulling away, Wilson places you on the counter, standing in between your legs. You smile against his lips, one hand tussling his blond hair playfully.

"You really are hungry for something else, aren't you?" You whisper with a big smirk.

His cheeks burn pink, his eyes avoiding yours for a moment. "Shut..."

"Aww, what's wrong baby? Can't handle a little-?"

Wilson cuts you off with a hungry kiss, sliding his tongue in your mouth that effectively shuts you up all while shoving your panties aside and plunging his fingers into you. This rips a loud moan from you, which Wilson swallows with a soft growl.

His two digits piston in and out of you and you gasp, his mouth finding your neck to bite. You grip his shoulders hard, spreading your legs wider for easier access. His fingers curl just right, rubbing against that spongy spot inside you.

"W-Wilson," you whimper, noises spilling out of you as the knot inside your stomach tightens. Wilson chuckles, nipping your ear as he continues his harsh pace. "I'm gonna..."

"Gonna cum? already?" Wilson tuts, slowing down before stopping completely. You whine pathetically, grinding against his hand. "That won't do."

"Please," you plead as Wilson pins your hip down so you stop squirming. His fingers are still deep inside, unmoving.

"Just a little longer sweetheart," Wilson assures you, pulling his fingers out even though your walls squeezed around them, trying not let them go. Wilson brings his digits to his lips, tasting you with a groan. "Can't wait to taste you more... but later..."

Wilson's hand snakes up your shirt, brushing against the sensitive nub of your breast. You bite back a whimper as he traces it with a finger. With a pinch, he causes you to moan softly, the heat increasing even more. You feel so hot all over, and you wanted to find release, but your hitman wouldn't let you.

The shirt rolls up and Wilson pops the tit into his mouth and your hand immediately digs into his scalp, causing him to groan. His tongue swirls around the nub, sucking harshly and leaving bite marks around it as you press Wilson closer.

"You like that?" Wilson asks huskily, a small smirk on his lips.

"Wilson, j-just like that," you gasp, your head rolling back as the moand pour out your mouth. His other hand pinches and rubs the other breast and you feel yourself reaching that peak again.

But once more, Wilson moves away and you groan out of frustration.

"Shh, I'll get you there, just one..." His breaths ghost your skin, down your chest, down your stomach, over your scalding core. Sliding your panties down and gently putting your legs over his shoulders, tilting you back.

The second his mouth goes into contact with your heat you trap him in between your thighs. Wilson moans against you and the shudder takes over your body. He laps at your clit, the arousal and his own saliva combining to make such sinful sounds. Wilson pants like a starving animal, tongue sliding in and out of your wet hole with such speed, you begin to see stars.

"Yes yes!" You exclaim, canting your hips up to him. "Please please I want to cum so bad please-"

The knot unravels in a burst and all you see is white for a brief moment. You release all over his face and Wilson slurps it all up, letting you ride out your orgasm as you come down from heaven. He pulls away from your sex, cheeks still red and blue eyes observing your satisfied expression. Wilson licks his lips, wiping the mess on a napkin before taking you in his arms, and you notice a spot on his pants. You conclude that he too also released without him even being inside you. You smile softly, snuggling against his neck as Wilson carries you to the bedroom.

He lays you on the bed before disappearing into the bathroom. Wilson returns with a semi-wet towel, cleaning your legs up carefully and placing a small kiss on your thigh. You sit up, unbuckling his jeans and helped him clean up as well.

You lay back on the pillows and Wilson crawls on top of you, resting his head on your tummy, his arms holding you tight. You play with his hair in comfortable silence.

Wilson props his chin on your stomach, gazing up at you. "I love you."

"I love you too," you reply, smiling affectionately as you caress his cheek. Wilson goes back to burying his face in your belly and you laugh at the feeling.

What a sweetheart.

[pup-in-transit]

At this stage post-op we are about three weeks out from the surgery. Things are healing fine, but not without some complications:

Wound dehiscence at the front of my canal. It'll heal on its own but kind of slowly. Plus according to the trans care nurse I saw it's likely to develop granular tissue, which is treated very easily but it's profoundly inconvenient nonetheless

Urinary tract infection. Search me how I contracted the fuckin' thing but we caught it early it seems. I was given some antibiotics at my last medical appointment, and I hope to christ they kick in soon cuz I had a fever of about 101.6 this morning. Cannot remember the last time I felt that physically weak and miserable. The other day I didn't have the strength to keep my legs prone to air dry properly

There's a hematoma underneath my vulva on my right side. It sounds worse than it is, and it seems to be going down on its own. Still, it is lengthening my recovery time for longer than I want, and it bleeds out of a pinprick sized wound on right side

Ughhhhhh.

Mentally I've been all over the place. I've been going through phases of regret and fear, which as I wrote about earlier this month I experience when I feel particularly bad. It passes just as i expect it too once the pain and dread stops. It doesn't make it any easier to deal with in the moment though. Sometimes you just have to ride the feeling out.

I get asked sometimes what it feels like to be cockless. The honest answer is that is that I don't know yet. I like how it looks and I love not having something dangle between my legs, but it still hurts. I won't be able to use my new parts the way I want to for at least a few more months. I'm still a little too swollen to find my clit too, and quite frankly I miss being able to cum.

I'm not fucking around with my health so despite all of the pain and fever I'm going through I'm still dilating on schedule four times a days and doing my hygiene routines as required. There are consequences if I don't, and I don't want to become complacent and stop. I've downsized to the blue and green dilators for the time being due to the pain caused by my dehiscence. I can always work back up to the orange one once everything heals up more. Right now I want to be sure that I maintain my depth and do so with the least amount of pain possible.

There's someone I follow online who has a Q&A section about their own gender affirming surgery on their social media who has a very salient point in one of the entries. I'm not gonna tag them and risk embarrassing them (but if you happen to be reading this please know that I think very highly of you!), but essentially their point was that, if you're asking someone if you should get bottom surgery of any kind, the answer is no you should not. Asking that means that you're still uncertain about whether or not it's the best decision. If you ask yourself if you want bottom surgery and the answer you come up with is "I don't know," that isn't good enough. For your own safety you need to wait until you are certain. That could take a very long time but it's still the most responsible thing you can.

I had several appointments with therapist and doctors in order to be sure this is what I wanted. When I am in my right mind I am confident in my choice and I don't regret it. You need to be sure you won't regret it too.

Anyway. My next appointment with the trans health care nurse is friday of next week. Luckily my husband is able to drive me since my brother isn't available this time and I really do not want to take transit for that long in order to get there. Ideally my UTI will have gotten better by then. I'll let y'all know how it goes.

[postsofbabel]

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[painted-bees]

Hey so i started reading Wowen yesterday evening and wow

You know a thing is good when it makes you stay up til two thirthy binging all of it and now wanting more

I Love the way the magic works with strings and Danm the art is B E A Utiful

Aaa aw!! Q vQ this is tremendous, thank you so, so much!!

[ceruleanwarbler2]

uty: this is clover who dies at the end of the story do you promise to love them

me: i promise

uty: THE CLOVER IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL

me: NOOOO

[stinkyme]

https://x.com/chaos5thesilly/status/1717810768622518502?s=46&t=S8vBOPToGzcqD7wz7dFCYw

Q(UTIE) SENT ME THIS LAST NIGHT STOP, HE WOULD SOOOO WEAR THAT LOSER UNDERWEAR OMFG...

FINISH HIM PEOPLE PLEASE PLEASE I AM BEGGING MAKE HIM DROP THEM *reblogs it from 5747373738393040 accounts 838383939202029383839 times and explodes into the void*

[ut-cyan-kingdominruin]

Introducing Guntiver, the deuteragonist of Kingdom In Ruin!

Guntiver is just a simple looking monster who carries around and delivers stuff for other people. AKA he's a delivery boy for basically anything people give to him. He enjoys it! And he thinks it'll look good on his resume whenever more actual jobs get established in the Underground.

He was used to more...royal delivery work, back in the day. But Toriel, the one who gave him the Royal Delivery job in the first place, left the throne, so Guntiver followed as a self appointed escort of sorts.

Then Mahogany falls down, and sets up her own little detective stop in Toriel's house. Guntiver follows them around a few times because Toriel asks him to, and eventually Mahogany has a new sidekick that can store more things than they can, along with having the miner hat to light up the way in dark areas. It can also reveal invisible ink or otherwise hidden writings! Very useful things for a detective.

Despite everything I've just said about him, he's actually a very skittish person.

I drew this in paint.net and I'm not the best with drawing on computers exclusively, so I will draw more doodles of this guy tomorrow. Also, since I hate not giving exact ages for my main characters, he's 18.

Lastly, he is NOT small, reaching up to Mahogany's shoulder (I don't have exact heights but Mahogany is tall enough for their age); hell he could probably carry them around on his head.

Also he can only speak in higher pitched Shy Guy noises https://youtu.be/Uh7oR1XRHlY?si=2JyKy6Cfr0js1bQo

Minor Q/A

"Wait, he was Toriel's escort??? Where is he in Undertale??? Where's the Delta Rune symbol???"

Guntiver is not a boss monster and will be dead of old age long before Undertale or even hypothetically Undertale Yellow start- for this story at least, Undertale is over 100 years after the events of this story. Since Guntiver also technically doesn't have a royalty-related job anymore, he scrubbed the Delta Rune off of his hat.

"What happens with him in the Genocide route?"

Honestly I've been starting to conceptualize this story as a visual novel, which I will probably make at some point in the future, so as far as I'm concerned, there is no Genocide route. ...The VN would have multiple endings, though. I know there are people out there who really dislike AUs without Genocide routes, and....good for you, I guess? The story I want to tell doesn't have room for a Genocide route and I would be more limited with what I want to do in trying to make space for one. Make your own Patience story if that bothers you so much. The genocide route wouldn't be 'canon to Undertale' in a similar fashion to UTY's Genocide route, anyway.

[siriuslysatorusimping]

To the sweet Anon

Who asked about Rinko's shaving habits: So, I apologize for taking so long to answer you. I've gone back and forth with myself about whether I felt comfortable answering the ask at all because the explanation you gave for the question was a bit TMI since you included information that I wouldn't feel right sharing. But I don't want you to feel bad for asking your question because I don't see a real problem with it. Which is why I'm going to answer your question, just not the ask itself!

The answer to your question, along with a Kiko rant about body functions in media, is below the cut lol 😂

Q: Does Rinko shave her pubes? And what does Gojo think of whether she does/doesn't?

OOF. Okay.

I left certain things ambiguous because I felt it added more to the story to allow readers to fill in some gaps on their own. This is one reason I purposefully didn't include whether Rinko's, uhhhhhhhhhhh (I was trying so hard to think of a funny word to use for this, but I am a failure, and I cannot), pussy is smooth or hairy. If you think she would shave, then she would. If you think she wouldn't, then she wouldn't. You know?

I also didn't find those details to be necessary, especially in the context of Another Level. Most of the time, when they're included - in my opinion - it usually feels forced, and it rips me out of the story.

I understand that there's a big sentiment about including periods and other body functions in media because it's more realistic that way, but I'm of the opinion that if it doesn't contribute to the story itself, it's not needed. It's useless additions that are there simply to fill space or to make a point, which I feel subtracts from a story.

I think people have asked about Rinko's periods in the past since Another Level never showed her on her period. She has them. But it really didn't add to the story to include showing her on her period. It's a part of life, and I don't think all of those mundane things like that should have to be explicitly called out in order for us to know they exist. I also never included her peeing after sex (WHICH YOU ALWAYS SHOULD. UTIs ARE LITERALLY THE WORST) because I just didn't feel the need to include that detail.

The only note I will give on whether she 'actually' would or wouldn't is that according to some of the research I've done (because I'm oddly obsessed with being accurate about weird things when it comes to my writing as evidenced by the fact that I looked up what the Yen-USD conversation rate was in 2018...), it doesn't seem like it's common for women in Japan to shave their pubic hair, but they do trim it sometimes. So, if we're going by that standard, then Rinko likely wouldn't shave.

As for what Gojo's thoughts on it are? He's not exactly one to tell Rinko what to do with her body, so as long as she's hygienic, I honestly don't think he cares. Obviously, throughout the series, he teases her about needing to shower because she 'stinks' after training and sweating a lot. But he's clearly teasing her, and he also clearly still has no problem having sex with her lol. So, to answer that question, Gojo doesn't really care.

To continue my rant, I also despise when writers try to make it seem misogynistic for a woman to be more emotional when they're pregnant. Hormones fucking suck. And they're insanely volatile, especially when you're pregnant. While I have never been pregnant, my sister-in-laws have many times, and one of them was an OBGYN nurse for a while, too. My best friend is also pregnant right now, and let me tell you, your body fucking changes when you're growing a literal human inside you. And so sometimes, your emotions get a lil wonky because of it!

Now, what is fucked up is when people try to invalidate someone's reactions or emotions just because someone is hormonal. Emotions exist. Hormones exist. They can fuck us over and make us angry and sad and make us cry and want to eat nothing but ice cream. But that does not give anyone an excuse to invalidate someone's feelings.

Okay, that's Kiko's rant for the day lol

Thank you again, sweet Anon, for your question and I hope my answer sufficed!

[radioimunoensaio]

Me lembro uma vez que vivíamos uma situação contrária. Eu estava trabalhando e você não. Eu te chamava de bebê soninho, porque c acordava tarde e eu me lembro que c se sentiu mal e me disse que tinha medo que eu te achasse preguiçosa ou algo do tipo. Eu nunca pensei isso de c, falava assim de forma carinhosa, não te julgando, mas porque achava bonitinho falar assim... C sabe que sempre te enchi de apelidos, eu gostava de fazer assim, nunca queria te chamar pelo nome, só pelos nossos nomezins em particular, que fosse só nosso. Só que c não pensava assim e eu até parei de te chamar desse jeito, pra não te deixar triste ou magoada.

Dae hj em dia a situação é o contrário. C tem seu empreguin e eu to desempregado. C perguntou pra mim se eu não sentia vergonha... E eu sinto, muita. Só que não é pelos motivos que c pensa, pq apesar de eu ter errado... eu contei a verdade e conseguimos nos acerta e viver ainda nosso amorzin, msmo q dps c não tenha acreditado de novo, mas eu tenho consciência de que sou verdadeiro, de que nunca mais vou voltar pra aquilo... NUNCA Mais... Mas tenho vergonha por ta desempregado...

É horrível. Essa sensação de que sou inútil. E quando me falou que sou acomodado no momento das nossas brigas, doeu tanto. Eu nunca quis ser visto assim, pq eu nunca fui desse jeito. Eu sempre resolvi tudo dentro de casa pra minha vovó. Sempre busquei estudar, procurar oportunidades.

Dae adoeci e minha vida toda mudou. Passei mto tempo parado e qd achei que minha vida ia melhorar vó adoeceu e ela tava na enfermaria e tinha que ficar acompanhante e eu tinha que ficar, sempre foi minha obrigação como neto. Sempre era só eu.

Agora q ela tá na uti q só pode receber visita e que a minha vida precisa voltar ao normal, eu tô tentando. Eu não to parado. Eu nunca quis ficar parado. Eu não tô desempregado por opção, eu nem posso me dar ao luxo disso. Não tem ngm que me ajude.

Por causa que precisei comprar remédios que tavam fora do meu planejado, não consegui pagar algumas taxas e tô sem internet. Tendo que roubar WiFi de fora pra conseguir sinal, que nem mantém.

Quem gosta de viver sempre com a corda no pescoço? É vergonhoso. MACHUCA. Eu só queria que um dia entendesse. Eu não quero o seu dinheiro pq eu não te amo por causa dele, não é justo dps de tudo, não é justo c tirar das suas coisinhas. Não é. É vergonhoso eu não ter nada. não ter um emprego, nem que eu ganhasse uma merda, mas eu preciso disso.

Eu só quero que c me dê amor e nada mais. Não é honesto fzr algo por mim eu sendo um Zé ngm sem emprego, sem dinheiro. Eu tenho que ser alguém nessa vida. Eu não aguento mais não ter emprego, tá parado, não conseguir fazer nada dos meus sonhos. Não conseguir viver o nosso amor por causa disso.

É mto doloroso.

[dearemmett]

Dad? Is it really you? I don't know if you remember me, but I remember you

It is! I've changed @ so many times by this point ;3; But yes, it is in fact me~ (life updates under the cut, where I've been, what my plans are, etc)

TLDR; I left Tumblr for quite some time, as I made changes to my life and dealt with everything else. I'm finally on anti-depressants and trying to get back into the art grind.

But to fully update you all, I went to a really bad place mentally. I didn't want to keep going or do anything. The pandemic made things inherently worse as I was kept inside with nothing to do. I turned to streaming, but there's only so much that can do for me. I had a fight with my mom, moved out and to another state to live with friends, where I barely left the house, barely went outside. I was chronically online (Twitter mostly), and without a job, I had nothing to distract me at all. There weren't even any sidewalks where I was, so I wasn't able to walk anywhere. Shoutout to my friend Aimee for taking me Pokemon hunting or buying me gifts because it boosted my mood a bit.

My physical health also tanked. I do not have a single tooth that is not decaying and/or broken. I dealt with a few UTIs, and since I had no insurance, I had to deal with it by myself, that led to a kidney infection. I was in pain for a whole month. My knee is fucked up because I slept on a tiny couch. My sensory issues have gotten worse. My eyesight has also gotten worse. Apparently I'm also allergic to animals, so that explains why my breathing and allergies were super bad while living with my friends.

Another thing that tanked my mood were the gacha games. I got into Genshin, and lets just say the RNG hates me. I'd get increasingly frustrated and upset at having to pull till damn near hard pity, or losing 50/50s, seeing everyone have this amazing luck, that it was depressing. This one's no one's fault but my own, of course.

Now, though, I'm back in with my mom. She's a hell of a lot more understanding, I think, or at the very least we came to an understanding. She still struggles with my being trans, but we're working on it. My dad calls me Q, or Cubone (q-bone, get it?). I'm still struggling to find a job, and so I stream every night on Twitch, as well as having art commissions open. I also have a Ko-fi. As I stated, I'm on anti-depressants now, after so many years of being without, on the max dosage of Lexipro. We're in an AirBNB right now, as my dad was transferred up here, and is going to get transferred again at the end of summer, so moving isn't done yet.

All in all, things are (hopefully) getting better. The Pasta Mafia is still here, it's just changed shape. My current community molded it a little bit, so it has lore now, blah blah. You can find the blog here at @slimesyndicate, and I plan on posting shenanigans when I finally get the chance. Other than that, here is all the places you'll be able to find me! :) I do plan on coming back to Tumblr, slowly but surely. I miss it here. It's mostly still just going to be binges here and there for the time being.

For those who are still from the glory days of the Pasta Mafia, please know that I've remembered you and keep you in my heart to this day.

I love every single one of you <3

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