#qs spoilers?

[rivercule]

Thinkfast is perhaps the Most Relationship of all time. Barely any on-page development. Presumably became canon simply because nothing else was happening there. Then every 16.5 months something with insane implications will happen with them and there will be no follow up so I’ll just have to think about that for months on end

[dontcryminecraft]

QSMP CENSUS QUESTIONS

What was your name?

What was your age?

What was your occupation?

Where did you work at?

What do you like doing for fun?

[mickules]

Rule #[̸̡͈͈̳̝̝̻̭̙̺̳͙̲͌̊̍̄͌̂̈́͑͐̄͐͒͛͛̎͋͆̐̑͋͒͗̇̎̆͘͘͝͝/̶͚͙̐]̴̢̢̢̡̢̬̣͈̹̠͕̟͈̖͎̜͚̰͈͓͍͎̙̳̃͗͐͆͗̈́͂͊͗̎̅͐̈́̏͋͒̒͊̕͝[̶̛̙̓̑̓͂̃̾̍́̚̕͝͠/̸̨͍̪͕̝̪̞͇̪̳̝̪͉̣͇̯̳̳̠̊͗̃̈̀̆̆͑̄̿͂̂̽͐͛̍͘̚͠͝]̸̢̢̩̜̝͓̹̦͓̩͔͈̗̼̥͕̬̙͒̀͋̓̃͜͜ͅͅ Don't

DON'T ̸̵̷̷̵̴̶̷̢̨͔͓̺̬͕̳̤͈̠̺̻̦̮̲̦͇͈̻̱̹̼̬̩͈̗͎͔̯̦̖͉̺̪̙̮̫̟͇̻̎̈̀͆͋̍̀̋͗̿̋͐̋̃̀͂̽͗͛̀́̈͒̑̅̓̓̊̓̅̕͠D̶̙̰̲͓̫̝̹͍͇͉͊̈̈́͗ͅO̵̧̨͖͍̖͍̞̥͐͐̃̕͠͝N̴͈̰̠̝̍͛͐̈́̇̑͋͛͆͐̋͆͂̚͝'̴̺̠͖̼̼̪̙̟̥̻͈̓̈́̌̈́́̆̎̂̑̽̏̚̕͝T̴̵̷̶̶̴̢̢̡̢̞̝̠̮̬͖͇̥̬̥͕̳̤͈̠̺̻̮̲̦͇͈̻̱̹̼̱̝̗͍̼͆̈́͌͗̃̊́̃̀͒͋̿̋͐̋̓̋̏̌͊̓̑́͘͜͝ /̸̹̤͚̀̐̈̚]̶̦̼̩̲͖̍͗/̴̗̮̲̹̥͓̉̐͆̄̅͌]̵̧̢̳̺̮̞̭́̓͜͝[̴̯̪̫̳̟̺̯̣̈́̀̃̈/̸̣̣̝̃͘]̷͇͂̌͆̎[̷͙̅̆̀̂̂͠/̶̥̲̖͇̠̀̏̂̔]̸̧̨͓̤͖̙̐̂͗͂̊̾͒̕[̴̬̤̠̟̱͉̒͐̈́́̄̔̊̐/̷̡̽]̷̦̹̦͔̺͉̉̅̃͝ͅ[̵̧͎̽̉̓̍͛̔͒͘/̵̡̧̞̯͓̫͉̐̔]̴̖͈̭̞̻̱͠[̷̛̫͈̹̍̊͊͑͂͌̅/̸̛̩̲̯͚̩͚͖͖͋͛̓̍͂̿̾]̵̛̥͎̬̰̙̤̟̅̈́̐[̵̝̙̱̼̌́̐̅/̷̙̱̜̺͔̣̩͐̏̂̍͜]̸̺̜͔̘̳̘̘̃͛̂͌̏͊͝[̵̢̧̛͍̺͉̱̂̀̇̊ͅͅ/̸̥̺͈̤̀̋̊͑̕]̸̘̿̐̇͂̕[̶̗̗̦͈̦͙͆̑̌/̴̨̟̖͖͔͗̊͒͊̀̎̆̚͜]̶̳͍̱͒̊͌͌̅̾̔̔ͅ[̸̢͉̫͇̫͈͉͑̂̏͆͒̅/̶̩̮͚̽̌

NEVER BREAK EVERY RULE

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Have you heard what they say?

Hmm? Reeeally, You have? Who EXACTLY did you hear it from? Puuu hu hu hu hu hu!

Tsk Tsk Tsk! How despairing! You had every opportunity! All those dead kiddies tried sooo hard to scare you away, you'd have thought you'd have given up the ghost by now! P̸͍̣͛̏̉̍Ṷ̵͑͑̕Ủ̸̧͓͈͍̊̄Ṵ̴̞͐͌͘͠U̷̡̠͕̣͆̎PU HU HU HU HU HU HUH̴̢̛̼̊͋U̶̱̍͆̐Ü̷̡͖͠Ǘ̷̼̰̉Ü̴̩̿!

Well? Was it everything you were hoping for? You know what they say, if you break the rules, you get punished! Say it with feeling now!

IT'S '̴̨̏́ ≠͓̟͍͊͂̎ͅ-̴̯̝̳̳̾=̷͙̮͒̿PUNISHMENT≠͓̟͍͊͂̎ͅ-̴̯̝̳̳̾=̷͙̮͒̿'̴̏́ '̴̨̏́ TIME

[Rule #1]

[jq37]

Enchanted is my favorite movie in the whole world and I’m so so glad Disenchanted did it justice. When I really like a movie, I’m prone to getting the novelization as well which I did in this case, and I just wanted to share some snippets that were either cute or interesting. I’m sure the writer was adapting from an earlier version of the script because there are refs to the 2 cut songs in the novel.

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[sparring-spirals]

"and i just tear off my head, and theres a little wolf head, but chetney under it" HORRIFYING, INCREDIBLE, THANK YOU how much smaller is it to have fit inside of chets regularly proportioned head? is the wolf that much smaller? does the whole wolf body expand after de-chet-skinning like one of those dino capsules that expand in water? nvm im thinking about this too much

[scattered-winter]

QUINTENARY STARS HORROR!!!!!QUINTENARY STARS HORRORQUINTENARY STARS HORRORQUINTENARY STARS HORRORQUINTENARY STARS HORROR-

sorry normal now

can we have hints??? scraps????

(reminds me of the one fic where the lions don't understand mortal limits and accidentally hurt the paladins by using them as a conduit for too much quintessence)

I don't wanna give too much away BUT. this concept was inspired by a weird fucking dream I had last night LMAO

so something about me is that I LOVE eldritch horror. like when there is a Fucked Up Beast that is so incomprehensibly ancient and powerful its almost beautiful in a horrifying way. anyway this thing is a hivemind, essentially. its goal is to make every living sentient being in the universe part of its hive. and if you look at it, you're part of the hivemind and under its control.

and the really important thing here is that you're still YOU when you're part of the hivemind. it has access to all of you--your memories, your personality, your knowledge. so if one of your friends is in the hivemind, there's NO way to tell from how they act until they turn on you and try to get you to join the hivemind, too.

and as the person under its control, YOU do not realize that it's a bad thing. even when you're hurting and betraying the people closest to you, you genuinely believe that you're doing the right thing and that they'll understand when they join the hive. and even when the control is broken you remember everything you did with the hivemind because it was always you doing those things. even if you didn't really have a choice.

[ask-lock-shock-and-barrel]

can we at least know a little bit of what happened to Shock?🙏

Spoiler below the cut

((Oogie Boogie's last meal doesn't go down without a fight))

[onlydorkythings]

LB: My feelings for you have changed

Chat noir: I understand. There's no misunderstanding here. We're totally in the same page. We're partners and that's everything will gonna be forever. Just that. Just friends. Bye m'lady. I gotta see the new girl of my dreams.

[jalboyhenthusiast]

mp review: general non spoilery thoughts under the cut and then a separated spoilery bit afterwards if you’d like to skip it

so when i first got to the event i was like oh no it’s just harry stans here because there was a lot of merch fjfj but i got into my auditorium seat early and watched ppl filing in and i was actually pleasantly surprised at the diversity in age?? there were quite a lot of older ppl there and a significant amount of older gay couples which was so nice to see.

before the film started michael came out and spoke a little bit. he thanked some ppl in the audience (bethan etc) and mentioned harry being on tour thus not here (there were a few quiet whoops for harry lol) and then he introduced the rest of the cast and crew on stage. david and emma both got HUGE cheers :) there were just like 2 questions from the presenter and then the film started.

okay the film itself.

i loved it 🥺 it felt very.. intimate is how i would describe it. it felt like a very intimate and magnified look at a small story. idk if that makes sense. but other than the budget for venice it felt v indie and contained in a nice way. you could see that michael’s vision was on the small moments and the intricacies of the relationships rather than this huge grand story or political statement. it’s always difficult ofc to adapt a book and especially one that jumps timelines but i do think it was done successfully. my only complaint there was that i wish it was longer and that certain scenes were fleshed out more than they were in the novel. i also don’t really understand the barrage of negative reviews it’s had.. maybe they were expecting a huge blockbuster bc harry’s name was attached? and were surprised when it wasn’t? idk but i definitely wouldn’t describe it as dull in fact it was delicate and affecting 🥺

unfortunately there were a lot of laughs :// again at scenes that are only funny because it was harry. it was very grating bc the audiences reaction is what took me out of those scenes, not the film :/ there were no laughs at the sex scenes though thank godddd. just at lines here or there and mostly contained to one area in the auditorium.

i’m terms of the performances i can understand why it was being praised as a successful ensemble because everyone was truly wonderful. there were no weak links and harry held his own even with so little experience. michael’s comment on harry being “honest and innocent” in his performance makes a lot of sense once you’ve seen it. he’s no oscar winner yet but he has soo much potential i feel v proud of him.

in general it’s a beautiful and delicate film that will 100% start conversations (i heard debates erupt immediately once the credits rolled lol) but again it can only be authentically enjoyed if you put Harry Styles out of your mind and just watch. it also really hit me while watching, what project harry had pursued here.. it was very brave of him and i hope that much can be appreciated no matter what your personal opinion of the film is.

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okay a few thoughts!! the second half of the film was better than the first imo. much like the book! once patrick is properly in it basically.

the tom and marion scenes were appropriately awkward and the tom and patrick scenes felt.. charged and heavy. the contrast felt v clear to me.

the sex scenes were shot so ridiculously beautifully. not awkward at all not too much just passionate and stunning. i completely get the conversations around it now. their chemistry was great. i particularly loved the little scene of patrick inviting tom to venice and kissing his shoulder from behind 😭 so cute.

julia!!!!! my lesbian girlie got her screen time!! the audience gasped at her reveal lol.

i wish venice was longer :( but the naked scene was cute and again is there to contrast that cold and passionless environment he has with marion. cinema !

i loved the older cast. they were great and linus in particular was almost freakishly good at an older harry. even his walk 😵‍💫

that final scene BROKE me. i liked how the 1950s scenes felt almost like memories for the 1990s characters and the way it would bleed into their present day but oh god that final scene with tom and patrick. i was in bits. what a lovely divergence from the book ending.

oh and the soundtrack was gorgeous.

[cxs-workshops]

if it’s ok to share, what’s 3 fun facts about Quinlan? I’d love to know more about him

Ofc! Thanks sm for the interest!

Hmmm top 3 I can think of right now that I haven’t said yet are:

-He was Musa’s personal bodyguard for about a year or so during his freelancing days (after Atara, before Sandrock)

-He has quite a few active hobbies but one of his favorites is Rock Climbing (and likes that Sandrock has many opportunities for this ;))

-He’s very kid friendly! (and a well recommended babysitter heh) Though he’s conflicted with the thought of having one himself, either alone or with a partner.

[dramarants]

going through the 20th century girl tag to move on and appreciate all the great moments only to find out ppl would rather yijin died than not end up with heedo

[mari-monsta]

Adrienadrienqdrien

[gorgynei]

HJSBJF MAKING FUN OF THE MATT TWITTER HACK

[kaatiba]

legends of mourra - nano excerpt no.1

↳  A Muslim-themed fantasy featuring a boy abducted by the djinn and the determined mother, lovelorn kinsman, gentle warrior, female Ranger, and scarred outcast hoping to rescue him.

❝ Once, in the oldest of days and times, there were four kingdoms: the kingdom of Men, the kingdom of the Djinn, the kingdom of the Elyoud, and the kingdom of Beasts. I say once, but they are kingdoms still. They are not, nor have they ever been, united, though only two are sworn enemies: the Djinn and the Elyoud, who will have no alliance or consortium with each other. 

The kingdoms of Men and Beasts ever been their jointed battleground, their jointed enemies or allies, for Men have something in their nature to afford them a sort of kinship with either race, and while Beasts are a kingdom unto their own, they intersect and are, in many cases, vassals to Man, Djinn, and Elyoud.

Once, in the oldest of days and times, there was also a famed poet. His name was Bilal, and he had a voice so beautiful it softened the heart and elevated the minds of his listeners, tamed wild beasts so that they would sit docile at his feet, and called to all manner of birds wishing to improve their music through attendance on him or who were simply enchanted by his song, such as that empress of birds, the anqa’ of the sun, for his voice was the closest in beauty and power to hers. ❞

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[visionsofmagic]

Everyone's got me all wrong. You think war drives me? Power? Wealth? Naw. Never have. Know what drives me? What I really want? I want answers. Same as you. See, mortals have it easy. When they push up against life's big questions, they can look to us to give them meaning. Divine comfort. We both know that's a sham. But when we have questions? Why are we here? To give meaning to mortals while living without it ourselves? No. We're more than that.

gow: ragnarok video game quotes

odin to atreus

[bistaxx]

don't do this to me,,,,,,,, naur don't do this to me- im too tender for the k!Luckity dynamic god fuck-

also side note I love how karmaland both manages to be so epic and so jank at the same time LOL