#queen cj

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"See, Soma! This is why people who don't have the Power of Dominance shouldn't try to absorb monsters' souls!"

There's a card ability in Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow where the supporting cast appear as playing card graphics, and I immediately knew what I had to do.....

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did you know? you’re also following a garten of banban fan

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Descendants 4 headcanon/theory || the Hook family

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking ever since I first watched Rise of Red, and I mean a lot. In recent days, that old middle school mystery I used to ponder about who the Hook childrens’ mother is has come back to haunt me once again. So, after a lot of reliving my past Descendants obsession (and a fair amount of fanfic reading), I came up with this theory— it’s really just headcanons— about Harriet, Harry, CJ, and Red’s parentage. Let me know what you think! This is the first time I’ve actually posted something on Tumblr so we’ll see how this goes lol.

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Captain James Hook and Bridget, the Queen of Hearts

Harriet Hook’s mother is the Queen of Hearts. Harriet and her fraternal twin sister, Red (bear with me), were born shortly after the creation of the Isle of the Lost. During this time, James lived in Wonderland with Bridget and helped command her army while she ruled the kingdom, thus avoiding imprisonment on the Isle. James, who had a passion for traveling, often left to visit with his crew and other villainous friends there by permission of Auradon, which sparked jealousy in Bridget, unbeknownst to him.

When Auradon Kingdom informed the Kingdom of Wonderland that the doorway between their worlds would soon be sealed for good, a massive argument ensued between Bridget and James. James wanted to leave Wonderland and live on the Isle with his crew mates and friends, and he wanted Bridget and the twins to come with him. Bridget was adamant on keeping her throne, however, and she forbid James from setting foot outside of Wonderland. After some time, it became clear that their relationship was over, and Bridget could no longer stand keeping James imprisoned in her territory.

They made a heartfelt agreement that they would part ways, and James left to go live on the Isle, taking Harriet with him. This separation caused the Queen of Hearts to turn extremely bitter, and she never told Red about her sister or father. Because time passes at a slower rate in Wonderland than it does everywhere else, Red aged much more slowly than her sister, so much so that by the time she began to attend Auradon Prep, she was younger than CJ, the youngest of James’s children. Harriet began to age at a normal rate the second she and her father left for the Isle, and that day is often considered to be her birthday despite her having been alive for nearly two years in Auradon-time (she was physically only a few months old though). As a result, she is essentially two years older than her brother, Harry. Try not to think about it too hard.

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Captain James Hook and Sarah Sanderson

Harry and CJ Hook’s mother is Sarah Sanderson. James and Sarah never really had an official relationship, seeing as both quite enjoyed keeping up with their own long lists of love affairs during their time on the Isle. One would say that their blatant disloyalty to each other is what enabled them to get along as well as they did.

It was thought that Sarah maintained a relationship with James not only because he was attractive and a total flirt— not so different from her— but because he reminded her of Billy Butcherson when he was alive, or rather, a version of him from her dreams that boasted a much more unruly personality. Similarly, James found himself drawn to Sarah not just because of her beauty and flirtatiousness, but because she reminded him of Bridget, or rather, a version of her from his dreams where she was still sweet and playful and wasn’t totally blinded by her power.

It should also be mentioned that their relationship lasted a while because without access to magic, Sarah (and her sisters) couldn’t cause James any real harm as that is what usually happened with her unfortunate lovers.

Of the two, James was the better parent. He (mostly meaning his first mate Smee) took sole care of the children since their birth. He was coldest towards Harry yet somehow earned the most admiration from him despite not really warming up to his son until he grew past Peter Pan’s age. Sarah did show a bit of an uncharacteristic affection towards her children when she was with them, but ultimately her loyalty towards her sisters prevailed and she remained rather distant, only visiting with them before full moon rituals (when she didn’t forget, that is). It sounds cold, but she was one of the more caring parents on the Isle, and James was one of the best, personally teaching each of them important skills about survival, fencing, sailing, and literature (Harry never caught on to the reading thing, though, and James didn’t have the patience to make him sit still long enough to teach him).

Winnifred and Mary only knew of Harry’s existence. This is because Sarah is an awful liar and did not do a good job of hiding her pregnancy. Winnie was furious when she discovered this, but because there was no magic on the Isle, she couldn’t do much about it. When the baby turned out to be a boy, she began crafting a plan to get rid of him, but Sarah told this to James in secret and he had his crew steal back the child.

Sarah’s visits with James frequently became more prolonged after that, to the point where her spending months away at a time with him—expecting their daughter— hardly phased her two sisters (they thought unseriously of her and assumed she was off galavanting around with more lovers or searching for potion ingredients). They never found out about CJ and were pleased to see Sarah return not long after the baby was born.

Harry inherited his parents’ flirtatious (and slightly unhinged) nature. He has his father’s dark hair and his mother’s eyes. CJ has her mother’s blonde hair and her father’s eyes. Harry grew up not caring too much about maintaining a relationship with his mother because he felt offended that she always acted colder towards his sister, Harriet. He didn’t think it was fair that she be neglected of attention because she had a different mother— in his eyes, Sarah was Harriet’s mother as well. CJ, however, took a great interest in witchcraft as she got older and began to seek out Sarah’s company more and more with time.

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So, that was pretty much all of it. Hope you enjoyed reading! Ignore the badly edited photo I made, I just needed something relevant😭

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Wonder who these guys belong to

( aka cryptidbard’s wonderland au )

Do NOT repost my art without asking/without credit.

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Important question for the technological advancement of the world

Would Jeff be a size queen or would he be "scared" of taking the whole thing? (This man is so pookie dookie It's not funny anymore)

:3

I think he's a mixture of both. I don't think he's ever been with a man before so cock up his ass is a new thing in general. A big cock is just a bit scary.

I feel at first he'd be intimidated at first as well as intrigued. There's something about the challenge that peaks his attention.

He'd buy various sizes of dildos to practice. Work his way up to taking such a monster. If he's gonna do it, he's gonna do it right is his mindset.

As he stares at your cock, it hits him how much he wants it though there's still this level of fear behind him.

Once he works up the courage to try, he's giving his all. He's crying LIKE UGLY CRYING (pookie can never be ugly tho🙏) as he's trying to make each inch fit.

It feels so much bigger than all the dildos he's tried. Still it won't deter him. Good boys take it all and he's a good boy.

His eyes roll back into his head as the pain and pleasure mix. Even after he realized he's torn and bleeding, it wouldn't stop him. All or nothing.

I think he needs ALOT of encouragement to ease his anxiety. You can't just sit there and watch him suffer on your cock. Talk him through it. Tell him how good he's taking you. Call him all the nicknames you can think of.

He's sobbing once he's completely bottomed out. Tears won't stop falling from his face and it's got you quite concerned. Jeff promises he's okay through the sobs.

Once he's ready to move, he's already so close to cumming. Will every bit of well powere he has not to cum, he gingerly bouces up on your cock. The way it fills him entirely, the drag along his tight walls gets him lightheaded.

After a few minutes of painfully pleasure, he's cums untouched. Apologizing once he felt that you were still hard inside. Of course, you're understanding and tell him he can try again another time not to push himself too far.

After a few more times of painfull practice, he's the ULTIMATE SIZE QUEEN. He's addicted. The stretch, the fullness, he lives for it. Absolutely greedy. Questions how he's lived this long without your dick cause now he needs it like oxygen.

GOD I FUCKING LOVE HIM😫😫

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made a bunch of trolls fusions for fun :] my friends chose all the fusion combos LOL

will prolly make more

[emeraldtart]

Descendants AU where the villains are surprisingly good parents. Out of spite but then it turned genuine.

It started off with some of the good characters of Auradon said that its impossible for villains to love or even comprehend what love is.

You know what the villains think? Aight, bet.

Some of the villains are genuinely good parents, like Hades since he is the god with the less shenanigans out of the entire pantheon.

Since this is an AU, I've thought of making Mal close with the Underworld family rather than being directly related to Hades (maybe she's very distantly related, some generations back from her father's side?)

Hadie's real name was Zagreus, but since he looks after his father a lot other villain parents calls him Hadie as a nickname. When he reached adolescence only the adults knows his real name.

Hades and Captain Hook might be the best dads on the island, and they have a friendly rivalry on who's the top dad on the island is.

Spoiler, it was Facilier who won that title.

Captain Hook is probably one of the first to be on board the idea of trying to raise a child (or three) properly, because his nemesis is a boy who brings children to a dangerous island and 'thins them out' when they get older, of course he'd grow a conscience.

Hook's wife lives in our world, along with their three children, but when the barrier was erected the magic pulled the children to the Isle.

His wife also happens to be Mary Darling's sister, which make Wendy and her brothers cousins with the Hook kids.

The Hook siblings' mother never knew what happened to them. She thinks that The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up took them as revenge for being bested by Hook long ago.

Hook having his three children (Harriet, Harry and CJ) suddenly ended up on his bed at three in the morning surely isn't how he expects fatherhood to come back to him.

Mal is technically the oldest Villain Kid on the Isle, because she was a dragon fae she came from an egg, and her egg was laid more than a century before the villains were banished to the Isle of Lost.

Her egg was supposed to hatch about 100 years ago, but due to the whole fiasco with Sleeping Beauty and some of the fairies hating what Maleficent did, they cursed her egg so it won't hatch until Sleeping Beauty woke up.

And the fact that the father was a human and there was no magic on the Isle rises the possibility of the child dying within the shells of their egg.

It caused Maleficent so much grief during that 100 years time. Even when she was banished she worries that the people of Auradon were right; she doesn't know how to love. That's why her child don't hatch.

Mal's birth was the greatest thing to happen to Maleficent, next to the happier times in her past.

The Evil Queen/Grimhilde is best friends with Maleficent. She was by Maleficent's side when she was grieving the fate of her unhatched child.

Grimhilde is the best at gossip because of her mirror.

She and Cruella probably make a living on making children clothes.

Gaston probably struggled in how to take care of children. Before, he wanted boys yes, so he can teach them how to hunt and be a man. But when he realised that parenthood started even before the child is born he knew he needed help.

Unfortunately none of the villain dad group could help Gaston with his horrible naming scheme.

At least Gil was spared from the confusing fate of sharing his name with his dad.

Ursula also needs help when raising Uma, since she has no idea how to raise a half-mer daughter.

She figured it out, mostly. But sometimes Uma just went and do some of the weirdest things that are neither Merfolk things nor human things. Eventually the entire island just chalk it up to an average child's weirdness.

Jay and Carlos are neighbours, and they stick to each other's sides, thick as thieves. Carlos sometimes take scrap fur and sew them into a blanket they use for fort.

The Core Four and Sea Three are friends, although the shrimp accident happened because Gil's brothers think it'd be funny.

That was the day the island learned that Mal has way too many teeth in her mouth and too little reason not to use them.

When Ben became king and asked the Isle children to come to Auradon, he doesn't realise what he had brought to the kingdom.

Harry asked Smee in forging three more letters so the Sea Three can go to Auradon too.

Mal made a magic copy of the original letter and printed it to avoid magic detectors.

Jay swapped the fake with the original, and nobody realise that there aren't supposed to be seven Isle kids in the kingdom.

Ben did and asked why there's seven of them, to which Carlos said, "What do you mean? Of course there's seven of us, it says so in the letter. Everyone of us gets it,"

There's still plot with Audrey being bitter with her breakup, but instead of the entire island save the cast falling asleep, everyone (on Auradon and Isle of Lost) falls asleep and the Core Seven has to navigate the dreams and reach Audrey.

Maybe the Core Seven sees their parents' lives before the Isle.

Maybe at one point they end up in London, somehow the magic Audrey used connected them to that world via Hook's wife.

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C.J. Cregg

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Claudine does not know either her age or her birthday. Jay knows how old he is, but not his birthday; all he knows is that he was probably born sometime in the winter. Evie knows her birthday, but not her exact age, because the Evil Queen always refused to admit that she could have a child as old as Evie, and would always bring Evie's age down by a year or two, sometimes even by as much as five years, such as the time Evie turned ten three years in a row. Evie doesn't actually know how old she is, because she's unsure which time, if ever, her mother told her the truth. Harry knows how old he is, and that he was born in the summer. CJ knows how old she is, and her exact birthday too, because by that time Harriet was old enough to remember what day it was and not just the season. Harriet does not know her own birthday.

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Scene Queen's "Barbie & Ken" featuring Set It Off and Set It Off's "Win Win" featuring Scene Queen is my barbenheimer

[homicidalbrunette]

The fact that we have never seen them lipsync against each other is such a void in gay culture

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Oh sureeee frozen is mid and we’re so above those iPad babies blah blah whatever. Don’t try and tell me let it go isn’t compelling. Don’t tell me idina menzel belting to the gods about hiding her true self out of fear of hurting those she loves and finding the freedom to express herself in a misguided and maladaptive act of self destruction which ultimately fucks things up WORSE like don’t fucking LIE to me. I’m no better than the snot-nosed brats I fucking LOVE ice princess

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“If you polled a 100 Donna’s….”

HELLO

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Queen Missy sitting on my spare bed. She has covered the pillow and open area where my son slept with her hair. I think she misses him. LOL

Box is from Christmas presents....I don't make the poor guy sleep in a storage unit. 🤣😂

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