#this actually happened btw

[mattereat]

searched emo boys kissing and wincest fanart popped up

[cryptidko]

Isn't it fun to wake up in a cold sweat after a nightmare where Bill Cipher appeared in front of you ominously, and then waking up to find a B&N receipt in your email...

And having no recollection of buying the book at all

[altijd-november]

me: *opens door* me: *lets go of door to grab keys* me: *gets door smacked back into my face by wind*

[angel-in-shibari]

pussy so good that I forgot to breathe

[azucar-skull]

Me: I need to draw this character getting shot in the head, how do I pose that

Me: *acts it out*

My class:

[theshippirate22]

I told you everything last night.

All of it, every bit, even the really icky parts that make school counselors and suburban moms gag and turn away. I meant to keep it short- just thank you for your time and disappear into the dark- but once I was standing in front of you for maybe the last time in our infinite and insignificant lives, the words started pouring from my mouth like bitter ichor until they had dyed your shoes a pathetic honeycomb hue, dripping with the sincerity of my confession.

I hope I don’t remember the way your face fell in agony when I told you what I planned on the floor of the shower last week. I couldn’t look you in the eye as it came out, rushed and wet, so I looked at the tip of your nose, the one my best friend looked at it in a blurry picture and told me surely it was Jewish.

You floundered for something to say, panicking as if the emergency was happening at that moment and not replaying in my mind as it had for the the last ten days, and I looked at my trembling hands, swollen and useless from biting cold and clenched up in stinging nervousness, although the only thing i could see was the blurriness of tears and the fleck of stale mascara on my contact.

I know I’ll never forget the way your lips parted in the silent gasp when I said your name or the way your eyes flashed when you found the connection between The Event and my figure shifting before you. The way you didn’t hesitate to pull me into your chest and hold me there like it could be the home I so desperately want and the way you whispered “I’m proud of you,” into my hair with such ease that it felt true even to me.

I remember choking out “Thank you,” and you flashed that smile at me, the endless, soft, affectionate one and I sobbed with the sudden overwhelming feeling of want that took over me.

“I’m glad you stayed.”

I mumbled something that felt socially acceptable even though there’s absolutely nothing exactly right to say to something like that and you looked at me like there were a thousand more words you wanted to bless me with, but you didn’t say anything else.

So I walked out of our lives for the last time. And I cried the whole way home.

You probably went home and fed your cat and brushed your teeth and gripped the counter for a moment and thought of me for the last time.

But last night, on the floor of the shower, I didn’t want to plan anymore. I felt resolved for once in my life.

I don’t know what you pushed through my skin during that hug. But I found the home I needed nonetheless.

[nai-hatesbugs]

serial killer: i will KILL YOU in your SLEEP

me, an intellectual: cool *falls asleep*

[thatskindagaytho]

joyce: i’m not mad i just want to know why you two needed a fake ID? 

mike: *mumbles* 

joyce: what was that? 

will: ...you need to be over 18 at petco to hold the puppies

[oblisker]

when you put on the clown nose she also wore…so it’s like your noses touched…

[thuktunflishithy]

[usermaha]

Baek Yijin really saw her in his dreams and cried. Na Heedo really passed out when she had endured all those years of training because she regretted the things she said. “600 days is nothing to the time we have ahead.” They said they’ll come to that spot every year but it ended up being their only trip there. Life never gives Baek Yijin a fucking break and now he has to lose the only person who brings him joy. “If youre the one waiting at the end of my misery, all that misery is worth it”. Na Heedo relied on his faith in her to become a World Class Fencer but now her support isnt reaching him anymore. All of this started with a simple promise to chase happiness together and it all ends in heartbreak and tears. They loved each other with all their hearts but it simply wasnt enough. They still root for each other as outside observers of each others’ worlds but they havent spoken to each other in seven years. They were the greatest love story of each other and nothing exists of it anymore

[shnashq]

i actually showed my mom wb splatter, and her reaction wasn't what i was expecting.

i planned this for a little while.

i asked her what her least favorite looney tunes character was. her answer was tweety, which wasn't what i was really expecting to say the least. she roots for sylvester and wile e. coyote, and she thinks that makes her a bad person.

i explained splatter to her, and showed her the sylvester and tweety picture. she thought it was kinda funny, so i showed her the rest!

the funniest one to her was with spike the bulldog and tom. then she said her least favorite was actually elmer fudd. i agree with her on that one. she doesn't like the way he talks, but likes the way sylvester talks. ...yeah she's pretty cool

[zeeph-containment-zone]

aint no better way to start the day than watching a fake twitter kidnapping scenario play out in real time!

[jonesposting]

I got that panic attack rizz ….. i frew up cos you so sexy …. i will be leaving now

[brwolf1995]

Sorry I didn't reply earlier; my phone got cursed by a pic of a red-eyed American Girl doll

[wild-neko]

disabled people: we are still dying, can you please just wear a mask to the grocery store and doctor’s offices so we can live

conservatives: no, die or stay inside all day, no one cares

leftists: no 🏳️‍🌈✨💖