I'm already know for being very opinionated and having some Hot Takes, but I still usually keep it in line and fairly reasonable. Typical "Unpopular (but still somewhat safe to voice) Opinion" territory, where I might get some blocks and some scowls, but like, nothing major.
However I'm... gonna be posting an uncharacteristically rancid take this time.
I cannot fucking STAND vibes based design. Its become a trend lately to explain game systems by vibes, and it feels EXACTLY like the tropification of romance novels. A thing so many other people have complained about far more than I have, where so many works of fiction are now just being advertise as "Its a queer little slow burn, found family story that features enemies to lovers" OKAY, BUT WHATS THE FUCKING BOOK ABOUT?
And I feel like over the past 15-20 years, the TTRPG industry has been having the exact same issue. I can go through dozens of listings on itch.io for indie games and not see a single fucking game mechanic mentioned, and its frustrating. "This game is about gathering your friends to turn your local farm into a sustainable commune!" WHAT KIND OF FUCKING DICE DOES THE GAME USE? DOES THE GAME EVEN HAVE A GM?
And like, this isn't just about the feel good warm and fuzzy games. OSR is JUST as fucking guilty in this. "This game is a black metal death crawl through your worst nightmares." IS IT A RETROCLONE? IS IT A RULES LITE D6 SYSTEM? HOW THE FUCK DO I RESOLVE AN ACTION? DO ENEMIES USE STATBLOCKS?
If a video game showed absolutely no gameplay in any of its advertisements, only showing concept trailers and cutscenes and talking about its plot, you would probably shy away and think the game isn't worth playing if it can't even stand on the merits of its own gameplay. So why the fuck are we accepting that as the norm in TTRPGs?
Trying to figure out what campaigns I would wanna run for a group of covid conscious sapphics is lowkey trying me. I wanna give my potential group several games and campaigns to pick from but I don’t wanna fuck it up cause I haven’t ran a game in a while. I have 1 HB plot for Dungeon Bitches, 3 (1 HB, 2 from the book) for Thirsty Sword Lesbians and 2 (both HB) for Monster Hearts 2e.
Maybe I should just use the safety tool checklist and see what everyone likes?
Actual play podcasts that are all men, GM included, with one woman are a red flag for me. I really don't expect good things if the most diverse aspect of your players is the amount of gray hair they have on their head.
Something weirdly specific for at least some of us, that we've had in mind for awhile; unfortunately this was the closest we could get with a picrew tbh.
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Like, fortunately for us; while we have some things that irk us with this one, but this hits pretty close in a metaphorical sense at least for the people we're thinking of. Unfortunately for us, some of those are more obvious than others so we hesitated on weather we needed to share this or not LOL.
An unreleased and unfinished FlipFlop/Peel for my friends on Tumblr! This big lad’s an ‘88 Chevy Caprice wagon that’s graced my turntable about 2 or 3 times now! Real charmer - runs well and has all the fixings of a good family truckster, including power adjustable driver and passenger seats, a rear-facing/foldable 3rd row, powered tailgate glass, and more! A boat to drive, no doubt, but a dang comfortable one for sure!
ok i don’t wanna jinx it but it’s looking like the foresters might be getting a game of pathfinder together. relatedly does anyone have any hot pathfinder tips
Sometimes you just gotta know when to quit, so now all four issues of my zine Tools of the Trade are available for only 10$! Get your hands on a some queer gaming theory, art and poetry
on a more serious note, the whole controversy surrounding ovechkin's recent comments is just yet another reminder that the NHL (and other hockey leagues but ESPECIALLY the NHL) still needs to make some changes in order for queer fans, players, coaches, gms and every other person involved to truly be accepted.
NOT some performative profile picture changes.
NOT simple social media posts from NHL teams.
NOT some feel-good story over someone coming out.
NOT introducing special jerseys.
NOT getting rid of said special jerseys anyway in order to get rid of "distractions" (still furious over that).
ACTUAL. CHANGE.
I wanna run a campaign, so TTRPG junkies here me out
Magical girls but Princess TuTu style. Every PC is a magical girl is a certain fairytale character come to life/reincarnated etc. Nobody is aware that they are that character at first. It takes place in a arts university and everyone is a dance major. Not everyone has to do ballet, all styles of dance are appreciated. But everyone is doomed by their narrative.
Introducing: Musical GM! I don’t have art for this one, sorry :(
Musical GM is a one page TTRPG party game focusing on improv and chaos
Features:
-quick setup
-the most barebones stats I could conjure
-various expansions to different setting such as: magical school, cryptid hunter, magical girls, slasher, space adventures, totally not Monty pythons holy grail, everyone is a monster, SCP, Lovecraft without the racism, and if I don’t die there will be a homestuck one too but it’s taking a hot minute
Playtesting was fun and yielded the weirdest stories about talking sandwiches in labyrinths
This game is finished and ready for sale as soon as we figure out how to get the website to give me the money instead of the other Alex.
Well, he was talking to me again. Now he's gone. Approaching three days now with no word. Legitimately don't understand. How can you be telling someone how much you want them and then not say shit for several days? This is what happened last time he stopped talking to me, too. It's as if he has to go do a hard reset for a week any time he shows vulnerability. I get that so many men are taught that emotions = weakness, but this is wack. Pack that toxic masculinity bullshit up and fucking kiss me already I swear to god.
Does anyone wanna do a dnd campaign with me? I’m a new gm and I just wanna do something, tho most of my friends either don’t have time or don’t want to.
So if anyone wants to join please just comment and we’ll figure something out