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[harlowhockeystick]

saw your post about no one requesting nolan and i am here to help ✋🏻 i know you’ve already done “i’m so in love that i might stop breathing” with josh but i’m here requesting it with nolie<3 can be princess au or not!

meet me at midnight | contains: drunk princess, fem!reader, mentions of alcohol, nolan somehow gets a busted lip....wonder who did that

ah yes, my beloved princess and nolan <3 i miss them tbh :,)

This was the exact reason why nolan wanted to stalk her when there was a girls night. Because previous it was a broken nose, then it was a sprained ankle, a few other incidents and now…now she was refusing to get in the uber to go home.

"no, jenna, i'm not leaving! this is the most fun i've had in a long time!" y/n shouted in the club that was beaming with led lights and loud music with deep bass. y/n's friend huffed, thankfully jenna wasn't as drunk as y/n was, so she was able to call nolan. she had his number for times like these and only times like these.

"y/n i'm calling nolan!" jenna threatened, holding her phone to her ear. y/n kept dancing and downed one more shot of tequila. "do it!" y/n shouted back, "i'm not scared of him! actually he's scared of me!"

jenna called nolan and explained the situation. thankfully nolan knew right where to go, because he was stalking her location this entire time. he drove to the night club and kept an eye out for the hot pink bodycon dress she put on that night. he found her, on the middle of the dance floor, dancing like nobody was watching. he sighed, he wished she would do this when she wasn't off her face drunk because it was quite the sight to see.

he moved through the crowd to her and he grabbed her arm lightly. the fight response kicked in, and in one move she swung towards him not knowing who he was. he tried his best to dodge her, but she made contact with his lips. nolan's hand covered his mouth and he heard her gasp, her hands going to cup his cheeks. "nolie oh my god," she exclaimed loudly, "i didn't mean to!"

he laughed and took her hand in his dragging her out of the club. she was going on and on about how she didn't mean to take a swing at him, but the entire time nolan was giggling. he thought it was kinda funny, he knew the guys would get quite a kick out of the story he would tell the following practice.

she stumbled on the concrete sidewalk so nolan kept a tight grip on her hips, making sure that she wouldn't start to lean over. but, if there was anyone on this planet that he trusted enough to walk blackout drunk in four inch heels, it would be her.

nolan helped her in the passenger seat of the car, opening the door and making sure she was buckled before closing the door. "well princess did you have a fun night?" he asked sarcastically, taking ahold of her hand while he started the drive back to her apartment. he decided it would be best to take her to her own place and not his, he knew that in the morning she would want all of her skin care stuff, and that she would want to take a shower with those specific shower oils that she has when she got up.

she rambled the whole time she got in the car, got in the elevator of her apartment building, and from when nolan got her in bed. he took off her jacket that she wore and she got an over the top suggestive smirk on her lips, "if you wanted to see me naked nolie you shoulda just asked."

nolan rolled his eyes and picked out a pajama set for her to wear that night, "no, i'm trying to help you out here." he reached behind her and unzipped the dress she had on, helping her step out of it. she sat on the bed and nolan took off her heels for her, tossing them to the side.

"nolan patrick do not throw those! those are santoni's!" nolan put his hands up in defense, handing her a pajama shirt while he reached over and set them up properly. he looked over and princess was trying to figure out how to slip the shirt over her head, which for a moment he forgot she didn't know how to do at the moment.

he helped her slip into the pj's for the night, and helped her get under the covers. he went to the kitchen to grab some tylenol and water for her in the morning, and a mixing bowl just incase she couldn't make it to the bathroom to throw up.

nolan quietly goes back to her room to find her staring up at the ceiling, giggling to herself. he turned the light off, leaving just her sunset light on the lowest setting for the night. when he got in bed she turned over to face him, first smiling but then it turned cold once she noticed nolan's busted lip.

"i'm really sorry about your lip nolie," she mumbled, her hand reaching out to brush her thumb over his chin. he smiled and reached forward, kissing her forehead before pulling her in close next to him for the night.

"i'll be fine princess," he kissed the top of her head once more, "i think you'd make it in the league with that kinda swing if you ask me."

[planetary]

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

[elwenyere]

— Ursula K. Le Guin, from “A Rant About ‘Technology’”

[unavernales]

uh so i never do this but maui is quite literally on fire and there isn't nearly enough care or consideration for. you know. Native Hawaiians who live here being displaced and the land (and cultural relevance) that's being eaten up by the fire. so if ya'll wanna help, here's some links:

maui food bank: https://mauifoodbank.org/

maui humane society: https://www.mauihumanesociety.org/

center for native hawaiian advancement: https://www.memberplanet.com/campaign/cnhamembers/kakoomaui

hawai'i red cross: https://www.redcross.org/local/hawaii/ways-to-donate.html

please reblog and spread the word if you can't donate.

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

[myjetpack]

My first Guardian Books cartoon for 2024

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[mwagneto]

i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)

[rainbowpopeworld]

This is a big thing that I continue to work on unlearning/relearning

[harlowhockeystick]

Is it okay if I combine paris; "i'm so in love i might stop breathing" with second chance!Sidney Crosby? If not, that’s okay! Don’t mind me, I’m just thinking of when she moves to Pittsburgh and the first time, or one of the first times, they see each other since The Big Move

meet me at midnight | contains: n/a

hehehe the first official blurb for this new au <3 this takes place when sid and reader go on their little weekend getaway

"so, where to first?" you asked, pouring yourself a cup of coffee as you sat down next to sidney on the kitchen table. gazing out of the window you took in the gorgeous view and landscape of upstate new york. the sunlight cutting through the trees and hitting everything to perfection, making it look like a painting.

"i saw this uh breakfast shop downtown if you wanna check that out. i was looking at places last night online," sidney pulls out his phone to show you.

"looks fun, i'll go get ready."

sidney waits for you downstairs patiently. the whole twenty four hours previous was nerve wracking for him. part of him thought that you might not have joined him on the getaway. part of him thought you wouldn't even agree in the first place. but he was thankful that you did.

he was counting down the days to this, actually. he knew that he could get out of all star weekend with just one phone call, which he did as soon as possible, and he got his bag packed and ready.

the day was full of sight seeing and eating good food. sidney was great to walk around with, too. any shop you saw he took you in. even if it seemed a little girly he still walked around with you. antique shops, clothing boutiques, odds and ends, he loved it. he was infatuated with the fact that some of the simplest things made you so happy, almost like a little kid.

he also offered to buy you anything you touched. you had to tell him more than once that you were just looking, not shopping, and that there was a big difference between the two.

so now here you are, completely tired and worn out, but still having fun. sharing a blanket with sidney as your head rested on his shoulder, a movie playing on the tv in front of you.

"i had fun today," you commented, pulling the blanket more above your arms and nestling your head on his shoulder muscles. "kinda wish i got that lamp though." you shared a laugh with sidney, recalling a moment from when you were in one of the shops and saw a glass lamp that you felt like was calling your name.

"told you to get it," he teased, "it woulda looked great in your living room."

the movie continues on, but sidney's mind is roaming all over the place. he wants to make a move on you but it's been so long since he's done that sorta thing. it's been so long since he's even thought about making a move...he wonders if he's still got it.

he looks over but he catches you looking first. he chuckles, "what?" he asked in a playful tone. your cheeks turn a few shades darker and he can't get over how cute it was. sidney feels his cheeks grow a little warmer too and he wishes he could find a way to hide it.

"thanks for inviting me here," you sat up on the couch to be eye level with sidney, scooting just a little closer to him. your eyes studied his face, his blemishes, his creases, everything that made him, him. sidney did the same to you, he noticed all of your freckles, a little scar you had near your lip. he took in your beauty in full, he wanted to have it memorized in your brain forever.

then he looked down at your lips, how they were still a little tinted from the lipstick you reapplied an hour or two ago. and you were looking at his too. then his eyes, lips, and eyes again.

"can i...kiss you, y/n?" he asked you quietly, whispering as if there were other people to hear him. you nodded your head and slowly his lips found yours.

in this moment, he was so in love. love, that's the word for the feeling he has right now. his mind going crazy, he feels like those cartoons where they get heart eyes, birds flying around their head and their heart is beating out of their chest. love.

and in fact you're taking his breath away. the way your lips move with his so swiftly and perfectly. the way your lips move with his with ease and content. he never wants this moment to end.

you're the one to pull away first and you're the one who takes in a breath. his eyes are deep and dark, but they're looking at you with such grace and calmness. "i've wanted to do that for a while."

he admitted, cheeks still a light shade of red and a smile creeping onto his lips. you chuckle and put your hand on his cheek before going in for another kiss, "i can tell."

[suckycat]

[utilitycaster]

"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."

[defilerwyrm]

Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

[bebemoon]

“Inverness, Capital of the Highlands” by @castlesofscotland on ig .

[intheholler]