#rapmonster headcanons

[jeonitopia]

BABY TIME

🪐 bts x f! pregnant! reader (separate)

🪐 headcanons // fluff+angst

☆ warnings: none except maybe no beta read !

a/n: potential part 2 for when the baby is born? depends on if people like this.. also just short hcs bcuz well.. i overdid myself and did all 7 in one post... sigh (i made tis longer than it was supposed to be wtf)

☆KIM SEOKJIN

"Aishh! you already had chocolate earlier!"

constantly watching your diet, making sure all your vitamin and certain intakes are proper

"Jin I'm craving ramyeon with milk mixed in.." "WHAT"

catching him ask his mom what she needed and what she wouldve done if she got pregnant again (he has no shame)

he's an absolute prince in your child's eyes

when he has to leave, he calls you at least every 2 hours and if he can't, he messages you!! (asking for pics of you and the baby)

in love with role-playing with the child, wether it be king and princess, or knights and bandits (you're the damsel in distress)

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☆MIN YOONGI

honestly, he was terrified of being a father because of his experience with his own father

once he realized the whole weight of the situation, he understood that he WILL be a good (and supportive) father because you are with him

learning that your child also has a thing for music

absolutely bringing your baby to the studio and letting him have his own crib next to his producing set-up

has noise cancelling headphones for the baby if he has to record something or when he's going to fully focus on producing

(of course has the volume on his headphones a medium volume so he can hear if the baby wakes up)

made a joke about how in daechwita, you'd be his empress and the baby is the heir

cue him posting a photo of the three of you in traditional hanbok (yoongi in daechwita outfit, without the long hair because baby will be upset)

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☆JUNG HOSEOK

always taking photos of your progress

"look here!"

he always tries to keep you active

massages all day everydayyy

you got him to chill with the dance practices so that he both doesnt overwork himself AND you get to spend more time with him

absolutely doing the silliest things to entertain the baby

it's obvious who the favorite is 😐

showing dance moves to the baby and doing silly faces

has a picture of the three of you in hope world, he loves staring at it and just being grateful for his family

he's j-hope, you're bae-hope, baby is mini/baby-hope

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☆KIM NAMJOON

songs containing references and metaphors that relate to you and the baby (not that he DIDNT do this before)

maybe even a whole mini-album dedicated to your journey into parenthood, each song created throughout your progress till your due date

he did his thorough research on pregnancy and things related to it and constantly gives you advice

when the baby is old enough for long distance rides, family trips are a common thing

loves cradling the baby and blabbering about an art piece they're standing in front of

you're so in love? help???

he has 3 lil plants, the 3rd plant being a new sprout that he likes to say is the baby (it sprouted the day the baby was born?? omg???)

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☆PARK JIMIN

you became an absolute princess the moment he found out you were pregnant

wonders if the baby would grow up to have the same fingers as his papa mochi

already planning to convince the baby to try a martial art or a type of dancing so he and his papa can have multiple ways of bonding

dropping hints about the baby mochi on some of his lives

one time he asked if he can try your breastmilk

😐😑😐

teasing him about how when the baby holds his fingers, they look the same

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☆KIM TAEHYUNG

honestly you'd have around 2-3 kids

but this is your first one, taehyung is honestly nervous

absolutely SURE he wants to be a father but more worried on if he'd be a good one

at this point, he'd also be another baby

"Ack, my feet hurt quite a bit.." "AREYOUALRIGHT?DOYOUNEEDTOGOTOTHEHOSPITAL??ILLCALLDOCTORPARK"

you personally think he might be the one more stressed even when he isnt the one carrying the baby

2nd questioner of wifey's breast milk taste

yeontan and the baby being bestfriends

yeontan has super instincts and starts going wild when he feels the baby is about to start crying

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☆JEON JUNGKOOK

he watched the movie Up with taehyung and they googled why the old couple had a miscarriage, he learned it was from lead exposure

so now he keeps you away from drying walls and dusty areas and even has a small baggy filled with masks and cleansing tissue

he calls it "baby protection protocal"

surprisingly very calm and responsible! (hes trying to win your trust so that he can spoil your child rotten)

absolutely DROPS the fact that he is having a child and dragged you into the view of the live

3rd questioner of wifey's breast milk taste

baby plays with daddy's lip ring because he finds it really cool

baby also thinks daddy's sleeve tattoo is cool and always wants to slobber his saliva on it

baby wants to ride on bam's back??? 😭😭😭😭

[kpop-in-hogwarts]

BTS Relationships HC: - Namjoon

Namjoon → Is somehow a prefect? Top of his year. Knows Hobi through shared classes and being partners for potions - do the teachers not learn? [truth is they’ve been put together BECAUSE the teachers know that Hobi’s fast reflexes are the only reason the potions classroom isn’t on fire every time Namjoon enters. In their 2nd year, Ravenclaws shared potions with the lions. That was the year the teachers realised how much work Hobi has been doing to prevent a total disaster - also known as the one year Namjoon got an A (acceptable)]

→ Avoids talking to Taehyung because he doesn’t understand how Tae thinks. ‘Cleverly’ dubbed by the Ravens as ‘Taehyung Logic’. Taehyung actually really likes Namjoon though.

→ Gets along with Jin but doesn't spend much time wih him outside of prefect work. Jin thinks Namjoon would be perfect as a future HeadBoy (if only he'd stop breaking things every meeting...)

[idolsastrology]

everyone is asking an mtl so...I wanted to ask one too xD! Could u please do a MTL about who in BTS would get better with aquarius??

BTS mtl be attracted to Aquarius:

Taehyung - Tae has his Venus in Aquarius, so he would be very attracted to them! I think he would really appreciate their unique and interesting personalities + their rebellious side.

Jimin - Jimin has his Sun, Moon and Mercury in air signs, so it is only natural that he'd be attracted to Aquarius. He'd enjoy their sense of humor and intelligence.

Jungkook - I think Aquarius would compliment him nicely, but the person needs to have some other fire placements! Jungkook's Venus is in Libra, so as another air sign, they would have a lot in common.

Hoseok - Hobi is an Aquarius and we are naturally attracted to same Sun signs, because it seems that we have a lot in common. But I think that we cannot learn from those people as much as we can learn from different signs. But when we talk just about attraction, then yes, he'd be attracted to Aquarius' suns.

Jin - This could be an interesting dynamic. I personally find Sagittarius and Aquarius energies working quite well together! But when we look at Jin's other placement, he'd be attracted to water signs + earth signs more.

Namjoon - His Sag Moon would find Aquarius people very interesting and he would probably have great talks with them, but when it comes to relationships, I don't think it would work. Namjoon has so much Scorpio and is probably quite possessive, while Aquarius is all about being free and detached.

Yoongi - I just think Yoongi would work better with earth/water signs, tho he might definitely appreciate Aquas and their intelligence and unique opinions.

[danghyuk]

wreck me (in every way you can). [kim namjoon]

► au info: none

► summary: you and your boyfriend namjoon enjoys each other company without no interruptions (pwp - plot what plot)

► pairing: kim namjoon (RM) x male!reader

► word count: 1143

► warning(s): s m u t, dirty talk about fisting but not the actual act dont worry hhahaha, degrading (but as in a bdsm scene, not slut shaming)

► other info: none

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“Fuck,” A deep and throaty growl pierced the heavy sexual tension lingering around in the room and drowned your own breathy gasps.

Hearing your boyfriend’s pleasure-filled approval made you arch your back and grind back at his torturously slow movements. Another new and lewder mewl escaped your spit-slicked and swollen lips as you felt the taller male add another finger, spreading your pink, tight hole even wider.

The feeling of being filled up little by little was slightly unsatisfying due to Namjoon’s teasing manner and need for control, power and dominance. Yet it was everything you wanted and needed at that moment.

His thick, calloused fingers stretched you so nicely and as he added another you felt yourself clench around them, shocked and desperate for the sudden intrusion, but your muscles relaxed immediately used to something much bigger than two fingers. A familiar chuckle was heard behind you and you whined, shamelessly – in need for more.

“Soon, little one.” It was amazing how calm and relaxed you knew he was because of the tone he was speaking in and you knew how hard, throbbing and veiny his cock was despite his cool demeanour.

The mental image you gave yourself made you moan once again and clench around his fingers, and Namjoon raised an eyebrow at your sudden behaviour. Knowing you inside and out, he had a small idea of what had caused the sudden explosion of pleasure.

Stopping his movements completely and almost pulling the two fingers out of your lubricated hole causing you to whine pathetically and him to smirk sadistically.

“Tell me, kitten,” he began in a soothing yet stern tone which made another shiver crawl down the spine of your back, both in fear and anticipation. “Tell hyung what you were thinking about, fantasising about, that seemed oh so more important than the pleasure I provide you with, you filthy, little slut?”

His other huge hand landed down upon your soft ass with a loud smack that rung through the entire room. The spanking along with the degradation made your eyes roll back into your skull and another lewd, loud noise flew past your wide-open lips.

“Ngh- aahh hyuuung-,” Broken and unconcise words was all you managed to form as a reply. It was all his fault and you knew unconsciously that he was smirking behind you at your lusty figure writhing on the bed.

Another hard slap was delivered, and you screamed. If it hadn’t been for Namjoon securing your small, leaking prick with a cockring, you would have cum there and then.

“Tell me.” Your boyfriend growled out between clenched teeth, with a hint of jealousy seeping through.

“I thought of – aaah fuuu – you hyung!”

Namjoon had started to move his fingers again and slipped in another – making it three skilled fingers stroking your inner walls furiously.

“Hmm really?” He was pleased by your honest answer, but still not completely satisfied by the lack of detail. “Describe it to me. Describe to me what made you moan like a whore when I was right behind you.” His words weren’t a question, but order and you curled your toes in ecstasy both by the degrading and dominance.

“I thought about your big dick, hyung,” you managed to say between pants and mewls caused by his teasing fingers circling around your prostate yet not touching it directly. “Thought about how hard and throbbing you must be.”

Biting his lip deeply to prevent himself from groaning at your sinful words, he spanked your tight ass twice and picked up the pace, pumping his fingers in and out of your twitching hole faster than ever.

“Fuck, [Name],” Namjoon rasped and started to caress the red skin he previously had hit. “Remember when I made you take my entire fist?”

By now your entire body shook with pleasure and you couldn’t do anything but to take anything Namjoon served you with open arms. He was in complete and utter control.

“You looked so fucking good, so wrecked and open just for my eyes to see. Your pink hole was stretched, shit- so stretched and yet you wanted more, you little cockslut. You love anything I give you, don’t you? You take anything.”

Feeling his other hand slowly trailing towards your leaking dick, you moaned loudly in anticipation, knowing what was coming. As he grabbed your girth gently you felt your knees give out, almost feeling your entire body sink into the mattress if it hadn’t been for your boyfriend manhandling and hoisting you up again.

He removed your cockring in the same gentle fashion, not wanting you to cum without his permission. “Awe, baby boy,” he teasingly ‘tsc’ed at you. “Look how desperate you are, such a whore for me. I haven’t even fucked you yet and you’re seconds away from cuming just by my fingers. Pathetic.”

Eyes rolling back again, you felt yourself slump into his grip and slowly but surely slip into subspace. “Hyuung,” You wanted him to know, but nothing but an incoherent moan came out.

“Shhh, I know, baby.” He reassured you as he continued to pleasure you with his hands. “Just let it happen, just relax. You’re allowed to come anytime.”

Relaxing into his touch once more, you focused on nothing more but his calm voice and fast movements, which would bring you over the edge any second now. Every muscle in your body felt paralysed in one second before they all tensed up again as you came hard into Namjoon’s hand with a loud scream of his name.

It was no problem for him to keep your smaller and shaking form in his lap as he carefully slowed down his motions throughout your orgasm, not wanting to overstimulate you before the real fun started.

“Such a good boy for me,” Namjoon’s husky voice rumbled, sending small shivers down your spine as he kept murmuring praises, filthy words and sweet nothings in your ear to bring you back fully conscious. A weird combination one would think, but at that moment, it made sense both to you and your boyfriend, and it was all you wanted to focus on for the time being.

As he noticed your breathing getting more stable and you getting more control over your own body, he removed his hands, chuckling smugly as you emitted a few whimpers, and brought his cumstained hand towards your lips.

“Open.”

Again, his word left no room for any questions and you obeyed, guiding his calloused fingers into your mouth. You shivered when you heard him groan lowly as you started to suck, lick and clean your own mess off his hand.

“Don’t be a tease, baby,” with that he made sure you almost chocked, but as a warning. “We’re just getting started, so I suggest if you wanna be able to walk and sit tomorrow, that you behave.”

[fieldfullofbangtan]

bts reaction: waking up after a one night stand

requests are open!

✎ masterlist 

Seokjin

After waking up beside you after the incredible night he just had, he’d be taken aback by how pretty you were. Even with messy hair and smudged makeup. Not wanting this to be a one time thing, he would sneakily rush to the kitchen and make pancakes to serve you in bed.

“Rise and shine beautiful ~” 

You rub your eyes and see him sitting against the bed with a tray of pancakes on his lap.

“You didn’t have to...” you smile.

“Just a little thank you for last night”

Namjoon

He sat up on the bed and rubbed his temples feeling the classic hangover headache kick in. Not really remebering last night he wasn’t expecting a girl in his bed, but that’s what he saw. Being shocked and startled he literally fell out of the bed.

“SHIT” he hissed when his hip hit the corner of the nightstand.

Him falling off the bed and being loud obviously woke you and now you were just looking at each other not knowing what to say or do. Suddenly the hangover headache hit you too and you furrowed you brows and held you head at the feeling. 

“Same...” Namjoon sighed. “How about I get some medicin for the headache and an icepack for my hip and we’ll just sleep the hangover away?” he said smiling through the pain.

Yoongi

When he woke up his first thought was -damn im comfortable-. You had while asleep unknowingly wrapped your arm around him and now he was a little afraid to move. But curiousity got the better of him and he slowly turned to face you. When he saw you he was suprised to see such a cute and peacefull face. 

Because of him turning, your hand was now resting against his chest. Usually he would just wake up and take a morning shower but a part of him would much rather just keep sleeping beside you. And that’s exactly what he did. He wrapped his arm around you, careful not disturb you slumber, and just enjoyed the moment.

Hoseok

You and Hoseok spent a very long night together. You were friends who both needed to blow off some steam and what better way to do that than crazy monkey sex like 6 times in one night. 

When he woke up the first thing he saw was you + a lot of bare skin and now he felt like doing it one last time. He poked you a few times and when you didn’t wake up he kissed your shoulder. Though he was met with an unexpected response.

You were tired and sore from last night and all you wanted to do was sleep so feeling his small pecks on you shoulder you sighed and put you hands against his chest. You pushed him back and layed on top of him.

“I’m sore” you say with your face in the crook of his neck. 

“Oh” He chuckles, “I’m sorry if I was too rough last night, I promise I’ll be nicer next time”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jimin

Not really the one night stand kinda guy, he woke up being a little panic-y over the situation. He looked at your bare back and started to wonder if maybe it’d be best if he left your apartment. Thats when you turned around.

Usually people aren’t the most attractive when sleeping but he couldn’t get over how cute you were. He just stared at your face in awe. You opened your eyes and found Jimin staring at you wide-eyed. He was a little too slow to look away and realizing he’d been caught he started to blush.

“Sorry about that” he said, “You just looked so peaceful”

Aaaand now you were the blushing mess.

Taehyung

You had a great night with Taehyung so you were a little sad to find the spot next to you empty in the morning. You really wanted to keep sleeping but your bladder was not having it so you quickly got up and walked to the bathroom.

Upon opening the door you found Tae in the middle of taking off your robe and stepping into the shower. 

“This is a really nice robe” He said trying to make small talk.

“I know” 

“Soooo... wanna join me?”

Jungkook

You weren’t planning on sleeping with Jungkook but you definately don’t regret it. You guys met not long ago and you had just become friends. And even though you wouldn’t mind your relationship going this direction you were afraid Jungkook wouldn’t feel the same so you decided the best thing to do is leave before it becomes akward.

He had his arm all the way around you but you managed to lift it and roll away. You slowly got out of the bed and started to walk around trying to find the clothes that were scattered around the room due to the passionate makeout session from last night. When you finally found the last item of clothing Jungkook sat up on the bed yawning.

“Where you goin’ ?”

“I- I wanted to get out of your hair. Since you probably have a busy day.”

“Actually I don’t...” He smiled “You know I wouldn’t mind if you stayed... I’d feel less guilty about sleeping in if someone did it with me”

[ah-excuji-me]

✨ bothering him while he's working cuz your needy for his touch

Hi there! I'm back because welp I'm a mess. Bts and got7 had new comebacks ( literally 1 month ago - 3 months ago comebacks that I never watched. ) My THIRST WAS BEING QUeNchEd. So I'm back to write more. I'm also changing Bts emoji to - ❇️. I might start doing fake texts and maybe revamping my blog but idk. I might do the revamping and fake texts when I get my new laptop. R.I.P my laptop. But anyyyyywayyy let's get on with this headcannon. Yup, I'm starting headcannons now.

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Band ∆ BTS

Member ∆ Suga

Type ∆ nsfw (not entirely cuz I don't explain their fucking )

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- he would be peacefully working, getting ready to play his piano to add to the beat

- bUT then you walk in..

- "Sugaaaaa, please help meee"

- rolls his eyes and ignores you

- which doesn't do anything since it won't stop you from whining your ass off

- you maybe start huffing and going behind him, your hands caressing his chest.

- you grab his dick and start playing with it

- you just closer to the gem, which he growled and proceeded to grab you harshly and place you in his lap

- honesty that was a bad idea

- you purposely started rubbing your ass all up on his gem

- "Sugaaa I'll help you with your problem if you come help me"

- this bitch did not move a muscle I swear

- "maybe if I ignore her lonf enough she'll go away"

- tf not, you ain't giving up so easily

- you might have fucking trigged his sexual senses by whining and sighing seductively "oppa" or "daddy" either one would work tbh

- (is sighing seductively a thing? i think it is...if it isn't pretend )

- causing him to lift his hand off the mouse and spin his chair, turning you to face him, and picking you up as he stands

- he grabs you ass and squeezes/ gropes it roughly while grunting

- bitch suga deACTIVaTed and min yoongi just ACTIVateD

- "you should of let oppa/daddy work princess, now look what you caused, it's your time to fix it."

- ASDFGHJKLLISGSJAIBD...his deep voice and whispered oml

- your in for a long night

- the next morning your obviously not going anywhere cuz last night wasn't a hurricane it was a tsunami bih (hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla)

- since he continues working he finds out he forgot to turn off the recording button, so he did and he went through the best and he was satisfied

- let's just say that he replaced the piano idea with your moans mixed together and the bed hitting the wall

- also his song was long gone from badass

- that song turned into a "got you feelin some type of way 😏" song

- you also might be joining him in that music video

[youxidol]

ＢＴＳ + ＳＥＶＥＮ ＭＩＮＵＴＥＳ ＩＮ ＨＥＡＶＥＮ

blukage: REQUESTS ARE OPEN YASSSSS. Can I request a 7 minutes in heaven with BTS? Love you babes, your blog is awesome. Have a great day😘 

a/n: so for people that didn’t know(like me) what 7 monites in heaven is, two people get picked to go sit in a room together and can do whatever they want for 7 minutes. 

also, this was written as them being best friends. if you wanted a smut version hmu. 

Seokjin:

★seokjin would make sure you were comfortable 

★before settling down opposite you 

★’what do you think can be done in seven minutes?’  

★’i don’t know’ 

★’how many jokes do you think you could tell in seven minutes?’

★’too many’

★he’d pout at you 

★until you agree to listen to him

★he’ll laugh when you laugh

★the seven minutes will fly by  

Yoongi:

★he’ll groan until he gets comfortable

★then he’ll pat the space next to him for you to sit 

★he’ll give you one headphone 

★then put the other in his ear 

★he’ll put on some music

★and the two of you will jam out 

★will probably go over the seven minutes

★and have to be pulled out by the host

Hoseok:

★hobi will use this time to catch up 

★’i missed you so much’ 

★’it’s too small! we need to save space!” 

★he’ll wrap himself around you 

★and stay where for the entire seven minutes

★he’ll make random chit chat with you

★he won’t want to leave once the seven minutes are up

Namjoon:

★namjoon would be nervous at first 

★but once he see’s you’re relaxed

★he’ll begin randomly talking about everything he’s been up 

★he’ll suggest you books and films 

★then make promises for the two of you to hang out

Jimin:

★he’s gonna up his lil shit antics 

★’what if i just stare right at you for seven whole minutes?’ 

★’do it without blinking and i’ll be impressed’ 

★he’ll try  

★but will give up shortly after

★so he’ll just go back to annoying you

★’i hope you’re behaving yourself’

★’i don’t want to see you going home with any boy/girls’ 

★even when the seven minutes are over he’ll still tease you  

Taehyung:

★he’ll be so excited to be paired with you 

★he’ll drag you into the room 

★and settle you down  

★before sitting next to you 

★he won’t stop grinning at you

★’i moved up rank in overwatch’

★’you should play with me again’

★’i’ll help you win’

★’or i’ll come play something else you want’

★’we can go to the park and play draughts’ 

★he’ll just be really happy to spend time with you okay?  

Jungkook:

★bitch he’s gonna have snacks  

★when you’re both comfortable  

★he’ll whip them out  

★and offer some to you  

★’so how’s life’

★’not as good as these crackers’

★’true’

★’how many of these do you think i can fit into my mouth?’

★’not s many as me’

★when the host comes to get you

★they find you with your cheeks full

[slorny-blog]

BTS Reaction | You grinding on them to a sexy song

Of course! Thanks for the request, I hope you like it!~ 💖

Seokjin

You sensually approached Jin, who was sitting on a chair. Your dress short and tight to your body, fluttering freely with every step you took towards him. He licked his lips and watched your smooth movements, admiring every inch of you. You released a soft sigh as you sat yourself on his lap, your legs on each side of his hips. Jin closed his eyes and smiled satisfied as he felt your warm thighs brush his crotch. You started to move your hips sensually in the rhythm of the music and flipped your hair to the side, feeling his arms encircling your waist and pulling you tighter on his lower part. You could feel his hardening member beneath your core and breathed sharply through your nose. Starting to move faster as the beat increased, you heard Jin groan quietly and you knew this would lead to a heated night.

“Y/N… I’m so horny right now..”, his hot breath tingling your ear.

Yoongi

Yoongi was mindlessly sitting on the couch, enjoying the music while scrolling through his phone. Today you were feeling rather spontaneous and decided to surprise him a little. You approached him from behind as you hummed the song, encircling your arms around his neck and leaving sweet kisses on his jaw. Yoongi raised his hand to caress your cheek, but you quickly pulled away and walked before him. He studied your actions as you climbed on the couch, making your way to him and straddling his lap. He immediately placed his arms around your waist and grinned. You quietly sang the lyrics while moving your hips along with the beat in a sexy manner. Yoongi couldn’t help but bite his lower lip as he looked into your lust-filled eyes, his arousal getting obvious and started to push his hips upwards, meeting yours with every movement.

“Shit, baby, keep going”, he breathed sharply.

Hoseok

You wanted to show your boyfriend how good your dancing skills have improved. He was a good dancer himself, so you could say that you had a good instructor in that case. Currently, you two were alone in the dance practice room, him sitting by the side and studying every move you made. But Hoseok couldn’t stop his thoughts from getting dirty, since the choreography was a little dirty itself. And you noticed that right away, which kind of encouraged you to show a little more of your sexy side. He bit the inside of his cheek as he watched you make your way to him. You lifted his chin to look you in the eyes, while you propped down on his crotch, maintaining your balance on the back of the chair. Hoseok was a little taken aback by your actions as you started to grind your core against his hardening member, feeding more to his arousal, but he enjoyed it nonetheless.

“Jagi, you’re so good..so good”, he groaned, watching you with half-lidded eyes.

Namjoon

You two were currently at a party. The guests were to be seen almost everywhere, some of either them drunk, dancing or just having the time of their lives. Namjoon eyed you from across the room, leaning on the counter. The music boomed through the walls; it was a great atmosphere. You smiled and made your way to your boyfriend who took you tight into his embrace, rocking you back and forth along with the rhythm of the music. However, you were feeling a little naughty tonight, so you snaked your arms around his neck, pulling him close, and gently raising your thigh to meet his crotch. Namjoon gasped slightly at the sudden contact and pressed his forehead against yours, as you continued moving your leg rhythmically, feeling his member starting to twitch. He let out a husky breath and turned you around to push you against the counter. You felt his lips press against yours and you tried to fight back a cheeky smile.

“No time for games, babygirl. Let’s find a room, shall we?”, he caressed your lips with his thumb and dragged you along the hallway, looking for an empty room to finish the business.

Jimin

Your boyfriend eyed you from across the kitchen, as you moved your body along the music. Your oversized shirt slipping ever so slightly, flashing some parts of your panties. You were making breakfast and decided to play a little music to make it more fun. Jimin was sitting on the counter, leaning on his arms while observing you with heart eyes. On the other side he was kind of turned on by your moves and decided to start a little action. He made his way to you, hugging you from behind as you continued to swing your hips left and right against his crotch. You turned around and flipped a leg around his hip, pulling him closer as you started to feel his hard-on. He hissed at the contact and lifted you up, placing you on the counter after making some place. He grinded against you rhythmically and you smiled, biting your lip.

“Princess, I want you so bad right now”, he whispered and snaked his hands under your shirt.

“Then take me”, you gave him a cheeky grin and licked your lips.

Taehyung

After a long and stressful day, you and Tae finally arrived home, feeling completely worn out. The only thing you both wanted to do was to relax. After taking a well deserved bath, you decided to spoil your boyfriend a little and relax him more into the night. You went out of the bathroom, the bathrobe hanging loosely from your form. Underneath you wore a sexy, black lingerie. Nothing too extravagant, but perfect for the night. Taehyung eyed you hungrily from the bed as you made your way to the night stand, running a hand through your damp locks and turning the music a little louder. It was a heated tune, fitting just perfectly for the mood. You turned to him and shot him a devilish smile while walking towatds the bed. Tae had his legs spread apart and licked his lips as a habit of his. The bulge in his sweats was no mistake. You climbed on the bed on all fours, sensually making your way to him until you placed your warm hands on his thighs and straddled him. You let your bathrobe slip away from you, grinding on him while he pressed you lower on his crotch.

“God, Y/N, what did I do to deserve you..”, he bit his lip and moved his hips along yours.

Jeongguk

You were sitting on your boyfriend’s lap, rocking gently to the music playing in the background. He had a deep blush on his face when you started to gently move your hips against his to the beat. You began kissing his neck feverishly while you grinded a little harder, his grip on your waist tightening. Jeongguk dared to slide his fingertips underneath your sweater, tracing your hot skin, which made you breathe in sharply. While tapping your fingertips against his shoulders, and whispering the dirty lyrics into his ear, he couldn’t take it anymore. Jeongguk let out a high pitched moan and grinded his hips rhythmically against yours, feeling his cock getting harder with every movement you made on him. Even though he was embarrassed at his naughty actions, he felt the need to feed his arousal the most he could. You felt his hard-on poking at your clothed entrance and decided to finally take it all the bedroom.

“Jesus, girl, I want to fuck you so hard right now..”, even though he was very embarrassed to express himself like that, he still lifted you up and brought you to the bedroom, taking very good care of you for the night.

I listened to “Dangerous Woman” by Ariana Grande while writing this. I hope you enjoy it, anon, and everyone else who is reading it!^-^ I love you all~ 🐱💖

[jae-bummer]

BTS as Teachers

Request: You said you wanted some Idols as ____ and here I am with a request for one! BTS as teachers (if you haven't done it already). Thank youuuu 💜💜💜

Namjoon: English Lit Teacher

awkward and clumsy 101

knocks his blackboard from the wall on the daily

existential discussions before ten a.m. 

accidentally gives students test answers when they ask for clarification on a question 

that teacher who gives you the grade YOU think you deserve

cause he thinks grades are just a social construct anyhow

somehow the next in line to become principal???

Jin: Home Economics/Culinary Arts Instructor

mr. kim, master of all things powerpoint 

meaning he uses ALL the transitions and sound effects possible

every lesson has a corresponding slideshow

decided each student should bake a quiche for their final

until he’s 17 quiches deep and regretting every decision he’s made in life that has brought him to this point

students enroll to catch a glimpse of mr. worldwide handsome

but stay enrolled for the cringey dad jokes 

Yoongi: Music Theory Instructor 

catch him in the teacher’s lounge

surviving off of cold coffee and vending machine candy

“you can call me mr. y” “why?” “that’s the spirit” 

would rather set himself on fire than go to another parent/teacher conference

always teaching with background music 

the little light that ignites in his eyes when he’s really interested in his lesson 

has never actually assigned homework because he hates grading papers

Hoseok: Physical Education Teacher

coach hobi in headbands 

coach hobi in shorts

coach hobi enticing mr. y to actually sit outside in the stands to survey his “teaching style”??? 

run laps? climb rope? do jumping jacks? 

nah, crab soccer every day. 

gives grades based on attitude and determination

lack of participation will literally ruin his day

Jimin: Health Instructor 

greets each student by name as they walk into his class

legit geeks out over making sure his students are healthy and happy

constantly shipping students

and finding secret joy in pairing up said ships for group assignments

have you ever seen a human turn red in less than 60 seconds? 

then take a peek at mr. park trying to teach 15-year-old’s sex ed. 

deep sighs as he goes through the anonymous question box during that unit

Taehyung: Theater Teacher

let’s set the scene: 

first day of school

and he sits in a desk like any other student 

silently convinces damn near the whole class that they don’t have an instructor this year

until he begins to stand on his chair, and slow clap for his own performance

shows up to every class in costume

guaranteed A+ because he’s too soft to fail anyone 

Jungkook: Art Instructor 

takes some time to warm up to a new class

but it’s cool bc it takes the class some time to understand his quirks anyway

can always find some sort of compliment to give about a student’s work

no matter how awkward the delivery 

“i uh..um...really think...if this was the last picture I ever saw...i uh, i would probably be cool with that? probably?” 

scream-teaching over taehyung’s method acting in the classroom next door

secretly aspires to be principal 

[minpancake]

Sugamon Texting

Jun 6, 2017, 5;30 PM

Namjoon: Hey

Jun 13, 2017, 12;02 PM

Namjoon: Hey

Jun 20, 2017, 3;17 PM

Namjoon: Hey

Jun 27, 2017, 5;28 PM

Namjoon: Hey

Jul 4, 2017, 6;07 PM

Namjoon: Hey

Aug 9, 2017, 8;37 PM

Yoongi: Hey sorry I was in the shower.

[btsboysenthusiast]

Questions for BTS army. It can really be applied to any k-pop group if you really want. If you love EXO, Astro, Seventeen, Red Velvet, Twice or any other groups, feel free to use these questions. We’re all fans of the any group and we’re all in it for supporting that group. I think something that would be really cool is for people to start a discussion about something they’re passionate about. Personaly, I feel as if we don’t get a lot of discussions out there about any of the groups we love. Then again, that’s just my opinion. 

What was the first song you listened to? 

What was the song that really got you hooked? 

Who’s voice did you first recognize? 

Who was your first bias? 

Who’s your current bias? 

Who’s your bias wreaker? 

What’s the one song that you really relate to?

Something you love about the group?

Something you wish you could tell them? 

Favorite era? 

Do you have a fond memory associated with your favorite group? 

Favorite music video?

Favorite part about being a fan?

[kpop-in-hogwarts]

BTSRelationships HC: - Hoseok

Hoseok → Despite being in the same house for 3 years (4th as of 2009) Hobi doesn’t actually know Jimin. Sure he’s seen the quiet, kinda shy (not really) kid in the common room and dinner hall every now and  then but hasn’t actually talked to him. He thinks Chim is shifty - not the not-to-be-trusted kind but more i-dont-want-to-be-here kind of shifty. Has tried at least twice a year to talk to Chim but the boy somehow keeps disappearing when he tries [Chim thinks Hobi is on to him]. Has the friendly vibe but sometimes people are intimidated by how many people he actually already knows and ends up not approaching him.

→ Knows Joon through classes. Likes Namjoon enough but it's their 4th year at Hogwarts and he’s been Namjoon’s potions partner for 3 years now - he’s learned not to stick too close to Namjoon. Learned the reparo spell on the first day of classes, and the aguamenti spell by his second. 

→ Friends with Yoongi through Quidditch

[dreamingofjoon]

Full Masterlist

| ! or One Shot | 0/?? or Chapter Out of Ongoing Series | Completed Series/🌚

BTS

Jung Hoseok/Jhope

Angry | Fluff | !

Thin Walls | Angst | Smut | !

Kim Namjoon/Rapmonster

Do You Understand? | Smut | !

Troublesome| Future Smut | Future Fluff | A Lot of Annoyance | 1 | 2 | 3 |3/??

Stay Still | Smut | !

Report To Detention | Smut | ! 

Kim Taehyung/V

Stay After Class | Smut | !

Keep Away | Smut |!

Good Night | Fluff | !

Jeon Jungkook

Go Back To Sleep | Fluff | Smut | !

Drunken Mistakes | Fluff | Implied Smut | !

Gif credit

KHH (Korean Hip Hop and Korean R&B Artists)

AOMG

Jay Park

Birthday Girl | Smut | Slight Fluff | !

Spice Things Up | Smut | !

DPR Live

Christian Yu

In The Group Chat | 1 | 2 | Fluff | Smut | Completed

Just Give In | Smut | !

Camera Shy | Fluff…? | !

Keep Filming | Smut | !

That Gym Couple | Fluff | Headcannons

Hong Dabin

Boyfriend Dabin | Fluff | Headcannons

Solo Artists

Dean/Hyuk Kwon

Headlines | Not Sure Yet | 1 | 1/??

Kris Wu

You Need Me | Fluff | 1 | 1/??

NCT

Lee Taeyong

Don’t Be Shy | Fluff | Implied Smut | !

Nakamoto Yuta

The Numbers Don’t Lie | Fluff | !

Jung Jaehyun/ Jung Yoo-Oh

Is This What You Wanted? | Fluff | Smut | !

Johnny Seo

You’re Special | Smut and Horror | !

Remaining Members Coming Soon

Gif Credits

GOT7

Jackson Wang

Yes Sir | Fluff and Smut | !

Mark Tuan

Mutual Understanding | Angst | Fluff | Smut | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 5/??

Bad Liar | Fluff | !

Lunch Date Moodboard

Other Members Coming Soon

Gif Credits 

Seventeen

Choi Seungcheol/ S.Coups

It Depends | Angst and Smut | !

Kim Mingyu

No One’s Perfect | 2 | 3 | Psycho AU/Idk what genre | 3/3

Savage Y/N Meets Mingyu  | Headcanon

Jeon Wonwoo

Another Time | Sociopath AU | Gonna be a part two my dudes

Joshua Hong

A Different side | Smut | !

Xu Minghao

My Mistake | Fluff| Headcanon

Other Member Coming Soon

Gif Credits

Monsta X

Lee Hoseok/ Wonho

Mutual Understanding | Angst | Smut | Fluff | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 5/??

Dear Neighbor | Smut | !

Other Members Coming Soon!

Gif Credits

EXO

Park Chanyeol

Just Friends? | Fluff and Smut | One-Shot

Other Members Coming Soon

[chanzicoup]

NSFW A-Z With BTS Rapmon

A/N: I shouldn't be writing something that's not a request butNO ONE REQUESTED RAPMON YOU UGLIES I just thought I'd vary  my posts a bit. Going off of that I am closing the NSFW requests for now because I have so many of then but my request box is still open! I got this template from chantenyongs and I could not find the original creator to give proper credit to.

Request Regulations

A = Aftercare

You better hope your punishment is over after the sex because if you've been bad Rapmon will just lie down but he'll feel bad about it in the morning and  treat you like royalty. If after sex and Rapmon saw your punishment was over he'd cuddle with you laying on his chest and with your entire body on top of his. He'll even massage you gently until you sleep.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part on you is definitely your lips. They're just so luscious and plump and he loves it when you press them in trails from his neck to his member. His weapon of choice *nervouschuckle* is his shoulders/chest because he knows he can trap you and use his size difference to his advantage.

C = Cum

He's messy on purpose so make sure you guys invest in new sheets at least every two months.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

This is kind of your dirty secret too but nonetheless Namjoon and you sex each other and send certain pictures through snapchat. It's never consistent about whoever sends the first nude but when the deed is done there is no going back.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He certainly knows what he's doing but I can't say for sure he's learned it all through experience. When he was younger he was a very smart student who spent too much time studying to focus on relationships and dating so he probably acquired what he knows through the media and music or just what he thought he was suppose to do.

F = Favorite position

He doesn't care as long as he's dom.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He doesn't joke around at all during heated moments because he knows it isn't a joke but a very serious matter that literally requires consent to go forward with.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)

Rapmonster is a straightforward kind of guy so I can kind of see him shaving only when he feels like it because he doesn't think it matters when it comes to sex. Everyone has hair and it's a human quality no one should be ashamed off. If it bothered you and you went to him about it he's appreciate that you came to him to talk but he'd want to find out why it bothered you if it did.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Rapmon's pretty rough and it's not really romance but lust and desperation? He'd rarely be romantic, usually when he just wants to love you he'll bring out the goods but he's romantic usually and during a normal day so he's a completely different person when he's horny.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

He knows it's not the same without you there but if he's needy enough and he can't be with you he'll send a video of him touching himself to get him off and to let you know he's thinking of you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Obvious daddy kink but also a not so obvious gag kink. Like he goes crazy if you try to let out a moan but just can't because of the restrictions he put on you.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He prefers the bedroom because it's a trigger room for him I guess? It's the place you two usually have sex so he associates the thought with the room and it helps get him in the mood. Any room would do though. The living room, kitchen, shower, outside/public, etc.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

I feel like being in a certain mood would make him needy. If he is stressed after a long day he mentally prepares of an even longer night with you screaming and moaning beneath him as you scratch his back.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I read a smut once when Rapmon had a peeing kink and the reader tries to tell him that they gotta pee before they have sex but mon's just like "naw just pee on me" and I just exited tumblr for a good week before returning and I wanted to emphasize that RAPMON WOULD NOT TOLERATE THAT.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He'd totally want you to dick him down but like I said before he's a dom so even if you are technically on top rapmon is still in control of the actions you take and when you cum and what you are to do to him. If you ignore his orders you will be punished.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

FAST AND ROUGH

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

You may not like them but he does and he gets hard out of no where so it'll be like three minutes before he goes on stage when he tells to you to meet him in the restrooms in ten seconds.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Since there are technically two sides to Rapmon side A would want to keep everyone and their images safe but side B would want the opposite so it's really a toss up here.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last all night but if you are overstimulated after three rounds than he'll decide if it's enough for now or to continue in the morning.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He owns the entire catalog are you kidding me? He's got it all mate. Of course he uses it all on you, never would he blindfold himself and strike himself with a whip, that's all reserved for your discretion.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Rapmon would tease just to hear you beg for him to be inside of you. He'll try to prolong penetration to make it harder for you but he'll eventually give in when he wants to.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Monnie wouldn't be as loud as you'd think, mainly hes commanding you and maybe grunting a bit without realizing it but if anyone heard you guys they'd mainly hear your voice bouncing off of the walls.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Rapmon has always wanted to have sex in a drive-in theater like he's seen in American films.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He might be on the more veiny side of the graph, he's long and wider than most men which is a pro for you honey bunches.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Sex at lease every week because he wants you to be desperate. He normally would try to make it a random day so you're never expecting it but as soon as you start predicting when he'll come up to you for sex he'll make you wait longer.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It would normally depend on how he felt. Sometimes he'll rush to sleep but other's he'll stay up with a good book.

~Blake

[fieldfullofbangtan]

bts hc: type of kisser

requests are open!

✎ masterlist

Seokjin

the gentle

favorite spot: the couch

sometimes he can get a little rough in bed

but when making out he’s always gentle

makes you feel all his love

with you in his lap

wrapped in his arms

gives pecks all over your face

he has sensitive skin

so it’s easy to give hickeys 

brushes your hair out of your face

so much love

Namjoon

the tease

favorite spot: the studio

kissing joon will usually lead to something more

cuz he just teases and teases

has a lot of tricks up his sleeve

ex. pulls back just before your lips touch

so annoying

but still oh so passionate 

holds your face

deep kisses to show you how much he loves you

and wants you

Yoongi

the sloth

favorite spot: the bed

like a sloth not only cuz he’s tired

but because he grabs onto you like you’re a branch

smells you

squeezes you

kisses you

he just wants to be as close to you as possible

but obviously he’d never admit that to the boys

so if they’d walk in he’d act all bad boyish

likes to hold your hands and your waist when you make out

usually the one who determines the pace

Hoseok

the playful

favorite spot: anywhere

can’t seem to stay on the lips

if you have bare skin exposed you should beware

lipbites x1000

gives the best love marks

most important thing is that you are enjoying it

sometimes stops and just looks at you

maybe to let you catch your breath

cuz this boi will definitaly leave you breathless

Jimin

the switch

favorite spot: infront of the others

goes from cute little pecks

to lovebites

from holding your hand

to sliding up your thigh

deep kisses

everywhere

likes to flaunt how in love you two are to the boys

they fkn hate

to admit that yall are hella cute

Taehyung

the daring

favorite spot: against a wall

likes to have you pushed against a wall

slow and deep kisser

handsy

he won’t leave a spot on you untouched

sometimes let’s you control the pace

but when he does it’s slow and steamy

even if it’s slow it’s so passionate

you are both left panting when you’re done

Jungkook

the mvp

favorite spot: in public

boi does it all

lipbites - check

hickeys - check

handsy - check

knows how to use his hands

shy at first but when he get’s comfortable it’ll be the best kissing you can imagine

main goals are making you feel good

and making everyone else jealous

[takobl-blog]

#bts #bangtan #jin #seokjin #suga #yoongi #rapmonster #namjoon #rap_monster #jhope #hoseok #jimin #v_ #taehyung #jungkook #hq #haikyuu #ushijima #wakatoshi #kageyama #hinata #sugawara #terushima #oikawa #tsukishima #aesthetic #headcanon