#rat <3

[tojisun]

I would like to suggest Simon getting cucked. I wanna see Keegan knock my big beefy wife down a peg. ùwú

I WAS THINKING SO TOO!!

!! smut; mentioned daddy kink 🫨

thinking about simon seeing keegan and knowing instantly that he’s your type. thinking about simon making an arrangement for a threesome. thinking about simon teasing you, making you needy as the arranged date arrives.

thinking about simon underestimating keegan’s charms.

simon was expecting to at least be in control. that he would tell keegan how to fuck you; tell him your sweet spots and watch as keegan reduces you to a whining mess—all because of simon.

but what a joke those assumptions had turned out to be because the moment keegan saw you, saw the pretty little doll that simon’s been obsessed with the moment he laid his eyes on you, keegan turned into a beast.

the other man was all-consuming, devouring every inch of your flesh. you trembled and cried and screamed, back arched and throat exposed, your blunt nails scratching at keegan’s tanned back.

“keegan! kee- ah!”

your cries are wanton, mewls so adorable that it had simon gripping the hand rests of his seat because that’s what he’s been reduced to—a spectator, someone who exists beyond the bubble that keegan wrapped you up in.

you moan keegan’s name like you belong to him and that is what’s damning the most.

simon wants to make it stop. he wants to get in between you two and pull keegan from humping your tight cunt, but-

but.

simon’s cock is so, so fucking hard.

keegan looks up like he knows what got simon growling to himself, his sharp eyes tracing simon’s tensed arms, seeing the way his fists are balled to the point that they’ve been drained of blood, before flitting those addicting eyes to the obvious tent in simon’s jeans.

simon breathes in sharply when keegan’s pussy-drunk smile gains edge like he’s found a new plaything.

he watches as keegan bends towards you again, his kiss-swollen lips tracing the shell of your ear. you two exchange words, voices too soft for simon’s ears to pick up, but then you’re already shifting: head tipping backwards from where it was pillowed to meet simon’s eyes as best as you can.

he almost whimpers at seeing just how messy your face had become—makeup running, lips spit-slicked, eyes swollen from the onslaught of your pleasured tears.

“si?” your voice rings out like a gunshot. “please join us?”

simon goes parched, his chapped lips parting for a reply, only-

“daddy gave me permission to invite you.”

the breath in simon’s lungs get knocked out.

keegan croons, nuzzling his nose against your cheek. “s’my good girl,” he praises, and he’s right.

you are a good girl—were only simon’s good girl but not anymore, huh baby?

simon swallows past the dryness in his throat. “is that right?” he grits out, meeting keegan’s eyes again and seeing the man’s mean grin.

keegan hums. “only if you say ‘please’.”

the wooden hand rests creak at simon’s grip. he almost snarls, almost reminds keegan who made it possible to get to this arrangement in the first place, but you’re looking at simon with such a starry-eyed look that simon buckles.

he heels. then, he says, “please, keegan?”

keegan groans, the sound rippling in ragged pleasure.

“good boy.”

im so breathless w need bkvggf!!!

[comradestranslator]

Look, I'm just saying.

She's right there, next to the url. Clearly it's been (rightly) decided already.

[gaylordthethird]

Hey kid...

Wanna buy some

Rat

[m3tth4ws]

[pupsiez]

I made for u

/p

WAWWAAHWHAHAHDSJ JAHJFJH rat my beloved my sweetest sweetheart AWAAAAA i started clapping so much and smiling and grinning and hugging u rn!!! wahh i love this so much its a lil hearty it sso cute i love this os much it makes me so happy thank u so much rat i love u!!! more than anything!! omg :DDD

[buttercup-in-wonderland]

ayo love your music taste

thanks!!! :3

[ratuszarsenal]

rat in the mail per your request

!!! what a handsome gent of the rodent variety! thank you o7

[mmarnerz]

“this is why people love michael bunting...he doesn’t care who he’s yelling at” SO TRUE

[pensivetense]

“Nearly half your body is audio equipment don’t question my creations” “YOU SPIT IN PEOPLE’S EYES”

[hekuuu]

a little self-indulgent comic :>

[mrghostrat]

who am i to refuse a warmup crowley meme

[tojisun]

BIMBO!READER X SIMON!!! BIMBO!READER X SIMON!!!!

IM?? CREAMING SO HARD

simon is soooo touchy with bimbo!reader :((

he’d be so clingy for real—cups her boobs, thumbs along her sides, nuzzles his face on the crook of her neck, nips her collarbone.

you tell him it’s ticklish and simon murmurs his apologies even as pulls you to his lap because he wants to touch you more. no more tickles this time though, he promises :(((

AAAAAAAHH im found dead xp !!!

[mastomysowner]

The first work from the "Chinese zodiac animals" collection - a honey nephrite rat

by chestyunin.art

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x09 - “Shiizakana”

Peter Bernardone and Kevin the Rat appreciation

[pupsiez]

Think I gonna go to the mall

maybe I’ll find a place with yarn!!! ^^

o mai gosh!!! pls take picture if u find any yarn or stuffies and have lotsa fun!!!

[sweetmapple]

I am going to turbo hell for this one