I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if raw liver boba were to be mentioned as a menu item in one of @gailcarriger 's San Andreas Shifters books, sounds exactly like something that would be offered in a cafe that caters to shifters
lord knows I do not have the capacity to explain it right now but I have so much disdain for how heteronormative and nuclear this fandom is hellbent on making destiel and lord knows I have an even bigger hatred for how jack is used to fuel it.
Meatcoregirl album cover [I'll Getcha In The End] digital collage, 2024
Textless version because why not:
In my imagination, the title of this album is based on that Beatles song "I'll Get You." Somewhere along the way, Meatcoregirl got the blessing of their estates to cover the song, only to revoke that blessing & threaten legal charges based on how unsettling & nasty she covered it; calling the cover "sick & twisted." Meatcoregirl insisted she "...deadass thought that's what this song is about." Though the album was released, the cover of "I'll Get You" was held from release and streaming.
3 years later, the song was mysteriously released, without fanfare from the artist, by an anonymous series of channels on several major streaming sites with the description "You can't prove Meatcoregirl didn't go back in time to kill John Lennon."
As delicious as it is, cooked food doesn't really do much for Khare. The cooking process breaks down the DNA found in meat and other animal products meaning that it actually becomes less nutritional for her. It's the building blocks of life that her body needs to slow down the mutation process, digesting what she consumes instead of attacking her own body's DNA. She hasn't had much reason to eat raw just yet as cooking is a longterm staple of humanity, but a good raw steak will do her so much better than some leftover scraps from the kitchen.
You ever get a little salty (not the right word but Idk what is) that an artist is as good/enjoyable as their sudden pivot to success insists they are? Like up until this week aside from Hozier and Brandi's endorsement I've had nothing to align me with the majority of the fanbase and everyone I've talked to who listens to his music listens to it for a v different vibe (either love songs (??) or good aesthetics) which is a valid reason to enjoy music but I've spent the last week feeling like a fish gutted on a trawler in harbor listening to broski's discography and if I'm honest that was not the advertised vibe
I really wanna talk to the people who are like "our ancestors never wore shoes and they are raw meat and they slept on hard surfaces, we must go back to our primal roots" and be like, ok, if our ancestors were so good at living comfortably, then why the fuck did they invent shoes, beds, and preferred cooked meat??
Literally the people you admire hated all the things you admire them for so much that they invented ways to Not do all those things.
"For someone harboring an ex-toon, you're being awfully hypocritical with your treatment towards others. Might wanna change your tune about us hanging around..."
"Hello Mundie, I been having suspicion about a certain toon by the name of U.N. Kani and I thought since you had an encounter with him befor calling him a "Toon" you might may have something of a lead."
[ @ask-ethan-bravecog ]
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First, I will address you, grayface. You think I'm being a hypocrite for the sake of it? There's a REASON Velma is different and there is a REASON I have her in my care. She doesn't like to talk about it, especially not after what happened that one unfortunate time with Bumblebehr... recognizing an "old friend."
...mundie?
We did not take her. She came to us, because her "fellow Toons" that she was supposed to be able to trust, and who she spared the love in her heart to help, treated her HORRIBLY. They treated her like she was a Cog, a freak for being made of metal, asking her an unsettling number of times to harvest Suits for parts like they weren't asking her the equivalent of pawing through fresh offal. And still they were ungrateful for her help.
Velma told me everything. Can you blame her!? And can you blame me for taking her in?! She looks up to me. I'm one of the only others of her kind, barring the fact I am a Cog and she... "wasn't." She's skilled in law and combat. She's a valuable asset to our team. And... there's more about why she's different from other Toons, but that's not for me to talk about, and I'm certain if you ask her, you'll be leaving this Lawfice with plenty of bitemarks.
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…It'll be alright Velma. We don't have to talk about it.
A-ahem.
As for you, Ethan... Hello there. I haven't heard much from Allan's other family, if at all. Forgive us for the outburst, and also forgive me if I come off as unfamiliar, since... I am, to be frank.
Let's just say Kani and I have a history. And it is a history I do NOT care to bring up. If you truly, desperately NEED to know...? Don't trust that little freak if you know what's good for you.
Raw chicken breast anon here 🙋♂️ glad to see I started a mini-movement but also I knew beforehand that no one else would've seen the raw chicken breast.... sorry.... rorschach is pointing a gun at me as I type this. Mad respect for the human lung person tho
i mean it DOES kind of look like one if you squint . i was mildly shocked that no one else thought the same thing