"I'll come back inside when the air fryer's ready to apologise"
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Boba Fett’s vacation home on Endor.
This is actually a home built in Portland. The first of a series of five homes designed by architect Robert Oshatz.
Portland, Oregon
Bob Cronk
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Anyone want a mansion that comes with a giant woman?
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one of 8 cat carriers, $600/m, Harlem, Manhattan, NYC
i genuinely don't have the words for this one. no lockable doors. seven roommates. SEVEN. IN A ONE ROOM APARTMENT. this motherfucker is reinventing tenements with the gall to make it clear it wasn't done out of low budget necessity (everything looks purpose bought, brand new, matching colors) but pure greed.
this is like something an alien from mars would come up with after reading about human need for sleep and privacy, and figuring that a box with a blackout curtain will do fine. this would be like, foreshadowing, and then all the boxes would fly off into space and-
THERES A FUKCING WEBSITE?
and yes, the toys match the appearances of the current tenants.
to the landlord: kill, and i can not stress this enough, YOURSELVES
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"We always liked the idea that the preparation and the consequences happened in the same room."
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