#redacted asmr pizza guy

[sagecoloureddaydreams]

!!! Made a reference sheet for Honey !!!

Bennett, he/him, trans man, twin brother of our beloved Goof TM Asher

Some lil...lil notes if you'd like to read:

The patch just above Bennett's heart on his jacket? Guy brought that as a joke.

A few moments after the little doodle of Guy and Bennett? Guy mumbled something like 'man tittiessss' and got thrown off

I've been reading those 'Sweetheart's little brother' headcannons so Guy's designs are based on my Sweetheart design. They are Indian, so Guy is Indian. He's also chubby.

They are T4T and Autistic for Autistic

Also Guy bleaches his hair so he matches honey. He's cute like that.

ALSO ALSO, The lyrics are Conan Gray's Best Friend, which is THEIR SONG because they are HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS FUCK YOU

[arachnoceli]

gonna go listen to guy’s playlist for the 136579th time that man gives me the fucking giggles ∩˙▿˙∩

[artbykays]

Guy and Honey HC cause I’m on a Honey high rn

- Guy is that person who hates frozen pizzas. He will not eat or touch it. He doesn’t care if it’s 2 am, Honey is not baking that shit. Guy will bake from scratch

- Honey is a full time streamer. Going with the HC Honey is a secret shifter and ran away from the pack, they don’t wanna be seen in person so a job from home works perfectly. Probably another streamer who blew up from playing Among Us or horror games.

- That being said, Honey goes to cons and takes Guy. He’s livid. Honey is just into games for the money, while Guy loves them as a hobby so he gets excited to test out games, meet other gamers, etc.

- OH HE HAS HIS OWN LIL FAN BASE CAUSE HE ALWAYS ENTERS HONEY’S STREAMS IN SOME ODD WAY.

- Again going with Honey being a shifter. Comfort solstices. 1 where it’s Honey being a bit home sick cause the moon bound solstice is important to wolves and their pack. Plus they miss their family a bit. 2 where is sick comfort. Sun bound solstice leaves them in that sickened state where they don’t wanna leave bed. Guy gets scared that it’s something super serious but when Honey just asks for cuddles and soft touches, he is happy to oblige.

- definitely met by chance. I’ve stated they ran into each other before and he ends up delivering pizza a few moment after. He definitely dropped pizza off at a party Honey was at and they opened the door to see the goofy pizza dude who is trying to flirt but making a fool of himself.

- Guy does photography. Idk but him taking beautiful pictures of his slightly distant partner makes my lil heart beat faster. Honey thinks he edits all the photos fancy but little do they know they are just that damn beautiful and Guy captures it. Bonus: they were shot few moments before honey tried attacking him and you see funny blurry shots of them running at the camera.

[sunshineboy-greer-collins]

seeing, perceiving, eye contact

nsfw!! if you’re a minor don’t read this.

cw: exhibitionism with Guy and Gavin, orgasm denial mentioned with Sam, ‘puppy’ used as a petname with Ash, and obviously very explicit!

Milo fucking Sweetheart and when they look away from him, he gently holds their chin, turning their face towards him again “Come on, sweetheart, let me see those pretty eyes of yours”

David fucking Angel in front of a mirror so they can see themself and every time they look away, David will stop moving until they look at themself in the mirror again “Look in the mirror and see how beautiful you are Angel”

Honey sitting in a chair and just watching Guy while he masturbates, instructing him on how fast to move his hand and the like, giving him praise and calling him desperate when he starts begging for their touch “Honeyyy, stop just looking at me and do something! Pleasee”

Asher sitting on the floor between Baaabe legs, looking up them while they gently cup his cheek, as he begs to give them oral, and they tell him to wait like a good puppy “Please, baaabe, I will be good, I promise! Please let me make you cum”

Gavin who fucks Freelancer against a window after cloaking the two of them so that no one would actually see them, but whenever someone looks at the window Gavin will still go “You see that deviant? They’re looking at you and how fucked out you look right now…”

Darlin’ who asked Sam to try orgasm control and now, after being denied multiple times is nothing but a whining, moaning mess that doesn’t know how to form a sentence “You can look at me all you want with those pleadin’ eyes of yours, Darlin’. I’m not gonna let you cum unless you use your words.”

Porter who, even though he isn’t looking at them, is well aware that they are looking at him “You know, Treasure, just because i’m reading doesn’t mean i can’t feel your eyes on me and you practically squirming in your place… you looking to do something, dear?”

[xanyiaz]

every time i see a guy audio coming out, i always see a lot of people complaining about how his character lacks depth or that they want angst- lemme just defend guy for a second.

HE STARTED OFF AS A JOKE CHARACTER. both him and ollie are surface-level and buffer/filler characters to give us some fluff/a break from all the lore and stressful shit. AND THAT'S OKAY!! THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT HE'S FOR. it doesn't make him a bad/lazy character, IT'S HIS JOB TO GIVE US A LIL GIGGLE AND PUT US AT EASE. it also doesn't make erik a bad writer, we know what he's capable of !!! he's a very talented guy and also a busy man and sometimes it's easier (for him) and nicer (for both parties) to have a chill, slice-of-life audio where nothing is going wrong and it's all silly vibes.

i will admit, i would love some angst or an audio where honey isn't doing so great and guy takes care of them since we've had the opposite already. but also, if we never get that, that's totally cool !! it's erik's channel, and this is his HOBBY, for god's sake. give the man a break and let him make some lofi, chill content every now and then. and also- let him have some characters that are just silly and light-hearted !! not all of them have to be super fleshed-out with extensive, angsty backstories.

again, we KNOW that erik is talented and what he's capable of as a writer - he's already proved it to us with other characters & storylines. not ALL of his characters have to be super detailed. some characters are just meant to be simple and silly and cheesy (pun intended) for a break, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR. and again, just bc guy doesn't have any angst or a long backstory doesn't make him a bad character !! just let the silly pizza guy be a silly pizza guy >:( /lh

tagging: @s0lairee idk- anyone else who agrees lol

[venuslove-28]

some guy crumbs

[hammerhead-jpg]

Erik: haha a recurring pizza delivery guy character!!! And his name is Guy because he's the pizza Guy!! Isn't that funny-

Redacted nation: FUCCKKKKK!!!!! LET ME FUCK HIM!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! SEX!!!!!

[polka-punk]

tweet that is extremely Guy coded

[tommytomatoe]

early david's the type of dude to get super jealous seeing angel talking to another guy just to find out its their brother or some shit

[mr-laveau]

Ya know, I love stuff where people are like "Honey's a shifter and hasn't told Guy." I do love it, truly

I however love more that Honey is legit just a dude(gn) like they're a dude and they don't emote much and they're being a lil dude and Guy just loves that for them

He's like "who's my most handsomest prettiest toughest softest bean bag of a lil dude" and Honey is just like "ok, man."

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

What is it with these pizza boys???

They’re putting chemicals in the sauce or sum

[sagecoloureddaydreams]

Horror novel writer honey x RomCom Screenwriter Guy

[6-atlas-6]

No because I'm taking like a group guitar class/lessons thing right

There's this one guy in it that looks exactly like how I imagined Guy. AND HE CALLED ME HONEY THE FIRST TIME WE MET?

[stupd000]

honey telling guy how brilliant and talented he is and that his writing is gonna go far one day they’re sure of is 4K Ultra HD no blur

[xanyiaz]

[repost] redacted audio characters if they saw the Barbie movie :)

- damn crew went together ofc <3

- huxley dragged damien to see it but by the end, damien was crying more than huxley

- lasko cried loads during the mother-daughter scenes and everyone else comforted him 🫶🫶

- gavin dressed up in all pink with pink platform boots and completely ATE. got freelancer leaning back on the floor taking loads of pictures of him like a celebrity

- caelum went with gavin & freelancer (their second watch). was sitting on gavin’s lap as a lil booster and kept clinging onto him and freelancer at the emotional scenes 🥹 gavin and freelancer bought him candyfloss after which perked him up again :’)

- guy was joking around in the beginning but held honey’s hand tight throughout the whole film. after the film he blasted “I’m just Ken” on full volume in the car on the way home and swore to make a Ken pizza on his next shift

- sweetheart teasing milo when Ken was showing off his mojo dojo casa house and bought him a pink glitter cowboy hat on the way home 💀

- elliott made a dreamscape of the barbie dream house & the mojo dojo casa house after the film

tag list <3 (lmk if you'd like to be added or removed !!): @zeerohpunk @themeridian @puffin-smoke @vind3miat0r @froggytimemachineinternet @redactedbloop @slushiepizza @qhoaaaa @plaqying @ashton-sano @mokozroach @washa @idk-ig-7 @kuteheadrest @solairereject @copsecore

[soup-scope]

with the new guy video being uploaded i have officially realized my favorite little quirk that happens during some of the vids

it’s the whole “they kiss. break away for a second with some heavy breathing. and then immediately kiss again with more passion”

happened during the guy video and a past Sam video and i have decided it’s the best thing to ever exist thank you for coming to my Ted Talk