#redacted group chat

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

✨the Wild West🤠✨

Angel: guys

Angel: guys guys guys

Sh: omg no caps?

Sh: a momentous event

Babe: do I need to bring reinforcements?

Sam: oh lord I really hope this gc is calming down

Angel: only for this moment

Angel: me and Davey were having a movie night and Ik he’s had a hard time at work so I offered to massage his shoulders right?

Sam: mhm?

Angel: he’s now asleep in my lap hugging my waist and it’s the cutest shit ever

[angel has sent an attachment]

Sh: omg that is so cute

Sam: that giant terror of a man snuggles?

Angel: yes he does😌

Babe: only in private

Babe: the most I’ve seen in public is holding hands

Sh: lol Milo does that

Sh: I mean he’s affectionate in front of ppl tho

Sam: well shit

angel: look at my man’s

Angel: I love him sm

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Laskos private acc is such a vibe and we love him for that💅

More redacted tweets

No making these isn't my default when I have no other ideas of something to post wdym

Ignore the typo in wardens I'm too lazy to go back n fix it

🎀Tags: @capitalisticveins @vilf-lover @deviantaj @plutobutartsy @crescentgrim @morgansplace @epsi-l0n @kitheking @randomhoneybee @shawslut @samlizdavis @betta-phish @darlin-collins @verbal-static @puffin-smoke

[geordikisser]

੯‧̀͡ ζྀི) ┆ masterlist ྀི ﹕

silly: ☆ smut: ୨ৎ fluff: ♡ angst: ꩜ | fem: ♀ gn: ⚥

the group chat:

୨ৎ | ⚥/♀ brat taming ( big t )

୨ৎ | ⚥ nervous ( larry )

୨ৎ | ⚥ all talk ( isaacwhy )

꩜ | ⚥ distance ( yumi )

♡ + ☆ | ⚥ soft to hard launch with .. (larry) (yumi) (tanner) (isaac)

♡ + ☆ | ⚥ random tgc headcannons

♡ | ⚥ popstar!s/o ( yumi hcs )

♡ + ꩜ | �� comforting you! ( larry & tanner )

♡ + ꩜ | ⚥ comforting you! ( isaac, nick & blake )

♡ + ୨ৎ | ⚥ sleepy ( yumi )

redactedverse:

☆ | ⚥ shawpack partners being bffs ( blurb )

☆ | ⚥ shawpack listeners have a gaming night ( blurb )

♡ + ☆ | ⚥ smash tournament saga: part 1, part 2, part 3

☆ | ⚥ redactedverse twitter era: part 1, part 2

♡ + ☆ | ⚥ shawpack + sam gaming heacannons ( + their listeners )

♡ + ☆ | ⚥ porter & treasure interact w/ lovely & vincent ( blurb )

♡ | ⚥ jealous!redacted boys ( headcannons )

꩜ | ⚥ darlin’ family headcannons ( tw child neglect + implied suicidal thoughts )

♡ + ☆ | ⚥ redactedverse idol!au ( blurb )

♡ | ⚥ redactedverse idol!au ( headcannons )

☆ | ⚥ redactedverse mafia!au ( small blurb )

☆ | ⚥ highschool! milo & david avg interaction ( blurb )

୨ৎ | ⚥ porter nsfw headcannons

☆ + ୨ৎ | ⚥ redactedverse semi suggestive headcannons

♡ + ꩜ | ⚥ somethin’ stupid, like i love you ( geordi )

♡ + ୨ৎ | ⚥ desert ( milo )

yuurivoice:

♡ + ☆ | ⚥ pinky promise kisses. ( charlie x casper )

[bootyliciousbeta]

What i grace the pack gc with every morning 😌

[spiritedstars]

So I finished Fourth Wing…and I am deeply upset about a particular thing that happens in the end that I don’t think I’ll recover from.

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

I LOVE long lists of headcannons like this. This is delicious. I love it so. Also Gavin and Damian are so real😭

D.A.M.N Crew Headcanons:

(inspired by me and my friends)

- Lasko does this bit where he fully freaks out for like 2 seconds max and then acts completely normal and like nothing happened. He especially does this in very quiet and serene moments.

- Damien has one specific class that he despises and will, no matter what, always mention how much he hates it at least once a day.

- Huxley has a specific time frame where he will laugh at everything and anything and in these moments of hysteria he will send whatever he finds funny to the gc. Nothing he sends is funny the morning after.

- If someone mentions drawing an original character, Gavin will always respond with “Draw them naked.”

- When watching a movie together, Damien and Freelancer GRIP each other by the arm whenever something exciting happens. That or when they find a character attractive.

- Freelancer and Huxley both LOVE to make jokes about very mundane things. Shit like responding with “Me in the morning.” whenever someone says something along the lines of “I got up.” or “I feel awake.”

- Damien giggles whenever he thinks of doing something particularly evil.

- Almost everyone in the crew participates in the group wide bit of leaning in for a kiss whenever they say the same thing as each other at the same time, or when they find out they have a mutual interest/hobby. The only one who doesn’t participate is Lasko. If anyone leans in towards him he starts screaming.

- Everyone in the crew sends Damien pictures of angry cats with the caption “you.”

- Freelancer regularly describes things as “sloppy”, everyone else hates it.

- Everyone in the crew shares vocal stims

- Sometimes Huxley will randomly announce “GUYS GROUP HOWL.” Everyone will in fact howl.

- Damien is constantly harassed by the crew about his lack of whimsy.

- Gavin has a very consistent bit where he responds to pictures of caverns, jagged holes, ect. with “my pussy tbh.”

- Freelancer is referred to as “my friend who is 25” because they faked their age on the internet as a child. They were 11.

- Freelancer made a discord server for the crew and gave everyone the “kitten” role. Everyone hates it.

- Damien plays Valorant and it makes him so incredibly toxic. It is the only game that does that.

- Lasko’s stomach cannot handle SHIT. He will be running to the bathroom no matter what he eats.

- Freelancer had a very strict “no kissing at the academy until after 8 in the morning” rule.

- The crew loves taking pictures of Lasko’s forehead.

- “One must imagine Sisyphus ___” is an ongoing joke in the crew.

- LASKO IS SO SO SWEATY.

- Lasko also purposely touched people with his cold, sweaty, clammy hands. Everyone always screams.

- There is one professor in the academy that everyone in the crew either has a crush on or is fascinated by.

- Huxley’s mothers keep sending him little ceramic frogs. No they will not be stopping.

- Sometimes Freelancer jokingly goes “y’know what. I don’t even love you anymore.” In which Gavin responds with “thats not even truuUUEEEEEEEE” in an absolutely devastated tone.

- Everyone in the crew is obsessed with the name “Scuntle Bingoid” and names every object or animal some sort of variation of it.

[tchaikovskaya]

I’m on hyperspecific subreddits beyond your wildest dreams

[mintygreencake]

Hot Boi Summer Porter Spoilers

I just know Porter put his location on JUST for Vincent 💀

He did not pick that spot because it was "Cheap" or whatever he said it was, he picked it because he wanted to be petty 😭

He definitely has something else in mind but as soon as Vincent tried to call him... He had to switch it up LMAOOOO

"MR KRABSSSS I HAVE AN IDEAAAA 🤭" Ah switch up 💀

I love me some Porter content... My sassy wife

[messenger-of-stupidity]

Roll for Persuasion

I'm back with more Shaw Mates group chats. And it's still literally nothing but crack. Enjoy!

CW: GN Listener characters (any gendered terms are purely used for the meme and should not be taken seriously), Cursing, Crack, Kind of suggestive because Angel can't stop

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Summary: Angel needs to be jailed, Baabe is an accomplice, Sweetheart has a masterplan, and Sam is barely surviving in this.

Taglist: @wib-was-here @4letteraroace @moon0o

Angel: i learned smthn togay

Baabe: to gay or not to gay that is the question.

Sweetheart: Is this an actually valuable lesson or do I need to call the morgue to prepare for your body to come in

Angel: ...

Angel: n e wayz

Angel: i learned that daveys bag is in fact not waterproof

Sweetheart: Oh my god what did you do

Baabe: howd you find out?

Angel: i spilled water in it

Baabe: water in his valentino white bag?! WAGAOUWAH

Angel: mm doesnt hit the same

Baabe: no it really doesnt.

Sweetheart: Youre fucked

Angel: ah ha ha chad lip bite

Sam: Put it in the dryer?

Angel: ...

Angel: oh

Baabe: i just banged my ankle.

Angel: oh my god why did u do that

Baabe: IM GONNA CHOKE YOU! IT WASNT ON PURPOSE

Angel: ehrfiuerhfr i just dont know why youd want to fuck your ankle

Baabe: i banged it against a cabinet corner! i bruised it. it hurt. i did not fuck my ankle whats wrong with you?

Angel: must be the lack of oxygen

Sweetheart: I just went through the drivethru like twelve times and left each time because i didnt want to talk to people

Baabe: omg thats so asher coded of you.

Sam: I promise it will be okay. You'll even get food.

Angel: you were comin and goin

Angel: kum and go

Angel: ejaculate and evacuate

Baabe: i hope you know that jesus sleeps in your hair every night.

Sweetheart: Peanut butter is an ointment fight me

Baabe: i want proof.

Sweetheart: Its thick and can be used as a protective coating

Angel: you know what else is thick and can be used as a protective coating

Angel: daveys

Sam: That's enough internet for Angel.

Sam: Lirc?

Sweetheart: If I remember correctly

Sam: What's that?

Baabe: acronym for iirc.

Sam: What's iirc?

Angel: if i remember correctly

Sam: Remember what?

Sweetheart: I am fearing for my life

Sam: Why?

Sweetheart: Im home alone and theres a single slice of cheese on the counter

Sweetheart: Just lying there

Sam: Oh dear?

Sweetheart: I DIDNT PUT THAT THERE AND AGGRO SURE AS HELL DIDNT

Angel: were in your walls

Baabe: feed us the cheese

Baabe: we crave it

Angel: c h e e s e

Angel: what uni did yall go to

Baabe: stanford. worst years of my life

Sweetheart: DAMN

Sam: Same as Sweetheart.

Sam: What about you, Angel?

Angel: i went to ugh

Sam: I don't recognize that acronym.

Baabe: AHHAHAHHAHAHA

Angel: university of giving head

Sam: Goodbye.

Angel: CATSUP BLAST

Sweetheart: This is why we need to destroy capitalism

Baabe: CATSUP BLAST

Sam: What the hell is Catsup Blast?

Angel:

Baabe:

Sweetheart: Unrelated but Im seeing a lot of 6 x Gabriel stuff

Baabe: not surprised.

Sam: Is this that "old man yaoi" Angel keeps talking about?

Angel: KAHFDSGHHJ

Sweetheart: Sometimes self care is watch an hour and a half video about the JFK assassination

Baabe: you might benefit from some therapy.

Sweetheart: Homestuck is for true warriors. Those who have been heartbroken so many time they dont know how to feel or see anymore. Homestuck is for those who have experienced true pain yet still push through knowing no matter how much they face Homestuck is by their side supporting them. Homestuck is the reason for so many differences in the world and is the reason outcasts and popular kids have one thing in common. Homestuck is for those who dont feel emotions as theyve lost the ability to feel them years ago when that flame died out because of childhood issues and now the only thing they have left to bring them the tiniest bit of inspiration is Homestuck. Homestuck is for kids that have no where to turn to, teens who are on the brink of killing off their family, and for adults who have lost complete control of their lives. Homestuck is badass. Homestuck has caused many wars and won all of them, Homestuck has no barriers and does not abide to any man nor woman nor god, homestuck is above god itself. Homestuck doesnt even have a concept of god inside its intellectual brain because it knows its the reason for every good, bad, and neutral thing to happen to mankind and thats what matters. Homestuck could be legally clarified as a bible. Homestuck is for the fainthearted and isnt for the sensitive types or the crybabies. Its for true motherfuckers who know where they are in life and what the fuck theyre doing with themselves. Of course you think its cringe but maybe youre just projecting onto the homestuck because you have never felt such power or control over your own life and need to belittle those who have something greater than power. They have homestuck. Homestuck fans are the type to find your exact location and multiple different closed off social medias because you dont have the same opinion as them. I suggest next time you know your place and keep your mouth shut. Homestuck isnt cringe and isnt for weak nerds like you

Baabe: fuck you im not reading all that.

Angel: all i asked was if you wanted pesto on your pasta or marinara omg calm down

Sam: What is Homestuck?

Baabe: i havent cleaned my kitchen for a month blegh

Sweetheart: If it isnt gross I think youre fine but if it is then clean your damn kitchen

Angel: HOLY SHIT a month??

Baabe: yeah theres twelve of them.

Angel: *leans on expensive buffalo* heyyy

Angel: *bugatti

Baabe: nope youve sealed your fate.

Sweetheart: Im gonna cook your buffalo.

Angel: LEVAE HERBERT ALONE

Sam: I'm done.

[unsettlinglyricism]

hai i’m lana | bpoc + lg(b)tq+

♡ i have a blog made for writing . if u are interested ♡

ఇ ׄ ׅ @geordikisser ꒱ྀི

writing rules ִ 📁 ࣪

꣑꣒ i will not write for grunk or smut around him

꣑꣒ i mainly write about tgcp & redacted asmr , i really wont write abt anything else if im not interested in it

꣑꣒ i do write smut on; larrycroft, isaacwhy, softwilly, yumi & bigT > ꒰ <

꣑꣒ i won’t do anything surrounding controversial media/themes, pedophilia, scat/piss kinks, or shipping the guys together

꣑꣒ @unsettlinglyricism + @geordikisser are my only 2 accounts

꣑꣒ my requests are open!

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Damien calling Gavin

Gavin: yes?

Damien: hey are you and freelancer ok?

Gavin: as far as I know yes why?

Damien: well-

[freelancer driving and screaming to ain’t shit by Doja cat]

FL: YOU KEPT SECRETS AND YOUR COUSIN TOLD ME THAT SO LOGICAL THINKING IS JUST SOMETHING THAT YOU LACK

Damien: I know that you can hear that and umm… they’re singing that very… passionately

Gavin: …well I hope everything’s ok but shit now I don’t know

Damien: yea you should probably talk to them or something lasko is horrified for you

Gavin: ok thanks I will bye wildfire

Damien: bye

Later that night

Gavin texting freelancer

Gavin: hey freelancer are we ok?

FL: yea ofc why?

Gavin: well Damien called me while you were um

Gavin: singing from your heart

FL: omfg baby that’s not bc of you I just really like that kind of music

Gavin: are you sure?

FL: yes we’re ok i promise❤️

Gavin: ok I’ll see you soon❤️

[seaofreverie]

So my in-depth commentary and analysis of the Drowned In A Sea Of Tears music video (& song) will have to wait. Not too long I hope. I hope the video makes its epic return tomorrow morning. Again

[lesenbyan]

I was gonna see about writing that aphantasia post finally today

And then I had a racist (or ableist. Racist seems most in line) Uber driver

[ktsumu]

KIT IM WITH U I USE SNAPCHAT ALL THE TIME ITS LIKE MY TOP FIVE 😭😭

anon was JUDGINGGGG like please i’m still just a gal. plus even if it’s like cringe or whatever it’s still convenient because i’ve met so many people in my lectures through it that it’s humbling

[messenger-of-stupidity]

However, Your Mother

Welcome back to another Shaw Mates Group Chat Post that totally hasn't been sitting completed in my drafts for over a month because I forgot to post it nope not at all that would be utterly ridiculous ahahaha

This is pretty short though because my brain has been filled with angst for the past several months and crack isn't really doing much for me atm.

CW: Angel is back on their crack shit but keeps getting rejected, Baabe is living for the gossip, Sweetheart is a bit more active, Sam just wants some normality but he should know better by now fr fr

Actual CW: Crack, Cursing, Shenanigans, GN Listeners, Any gendered terms are purely for the memes and should not be taken seriously in any kind of way.

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Sweetheart: My supervisor is literally dog turds

Angel: i dont know whether to be happy i wasnt first or upset that u didnt say cat litterbox droppings

Baabe: what happened invisi?

Sweetheart: Were circling back to that nickname later. Whats wrong is that theyre making me stay late

Angel: but but 2nites mate nioght

Sweetheart: I know it is thats why Im upset

Baabe: theres only one thing left to do. we cause a error in the computer system and hold their information hostage so that way invisi can sneak out. get it? sneak? cause theyre a stealth? im so funny.

Sam: I knew it was too much to hope that for once this was a normal and legal conversation, and yet I did so regardless. Good lord.

Angel: vamp daddy

Angel: welcome to another episode of davey is gonna kill me

Baabe: whatd you do?

Angel: hol up a sec i need to wait for invisi and vamp daddy to be here

Baabe: if this was discord we could @ them.

Angel: omg it would be so fun to have a mates disc call

Baabe: IT WOULD

Sam: This is the highest level of my tolerance. I don't think I could handle a group call with all of you. Especially without David to monitor.

Angel: davey do be a sexy supervisor vroom vroom

Sam: I'm never going to be able to look at David the same now. Thank you for that.

Angel: yw now where is my invisible hoe

Baabe: imma call them.

Angel: that just leaves vamp daddy and me (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

Sam: Oh dear lord.

Angel: nope just me

Sweetheart: Whatd I miss

Baabe: angel fucked up again.

Sweetheart: Oh good

Angel: cool now that everyones here

Angel: how does one get dough off high ceilings and back into the kitchen

Sam: Do I even want to know how you managed that?

Baabe: by asking you have become complicit. congrats!

Sam: Shit.

Sweetheart: Before I tell you I wanna know how tf you managed to do that

Angel: so i was making pizza rite

Baabe: its gonna be a multi text situation. neat.

Angel: and the impulsive urge to yeet that motherfucker at the ceiling with the force of a thousands suns came upon this bitch

Sam: And that should be a lesson in control, kiddos.

Angel: but i couldnt do it in the kitchen because i wasnt in the kitchen

Sweetheart: Then where tf were you

Angel: in davey and me bedroom

Baabe: omg this keeps getting better. i cant wait to tell Ash.

Angel: we have hella high ceilings so i got on the bed and threw the dough at the ceiling

Angel: now its stuck and davey is gonna come home any minute

Sweetheart: I lied I have no idea how to get pizza dough off high ceilings I just wanted to hear the story hehehehe

Angel: ((유∀유|||))

Baabe: all mates are wonderful. all werewolves are awesome (except chrissy all my homies hate chrissy) but Ash is by far the best. <3

Angel: omg i literally luv my house husband

Sweetheart: Disagree what evidence do you have

Baabe: three words invisi.

Angel: i love you

Baabe: no

Angel: rejected by my waifu im never gonna financially recover alexa play the wheels on the bus

Baabe: breakfast. in. bed.

Sweetheart: Three words for you

Angel: i love you

Sweetheart: No

Angel: rejected twice in one day by my waifus alexa play arabian nights

Sweetheart: Crumbs. In. Bed.

Sam: Why was this what I had to come in to?

Angel: sam wont reject me will u vamp daddy

Sam: Without hesitation I absolutely will.

Angel: im literally gonna kms ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

[daddy-socrates]

everything sucks and is bad but at least i have a fresh mug of warm coffee.