Clark: B, why do Kon and Jon have trustfunds?
Bruce: So that they'll have financial support in their lives. Don't they teach that in Kansas?
Clark: I know what a trustfund is, my question is why my kids have it from you?
Bruce: Oh I'm sorry, were you planning to have trusts set up for them with your reporter salary?
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hot take but you all NEED to stop telling people to kill themselves.
yes, even *those* people. i don't care if you're talking to some monster who puts live puppies into a wood chipper for fun, don't say that shit.
because mx. puppychipper isn't gonna be affected by your words.
but you know who might be affected? some innocent third party reading the words you said on a public website.
because telling people to kill themselves says "suicide is a punishment for being a bad person. bad people, upon realizing they're bad, should simply commit suicide instead of working to atone for their actions."
and that is NOT a message you wanna be normalizing to anyone, but ESPECIALLY people with depression (who, let's be real, make up a higher than average chunk of this site's userbase). whose mental illness is already telling them that 1: they're an inherently terrible worthless person no matter what they do 2: death is an appealing option.
is reading "kill yourself" once or twice gonna make them do it? nah, probably not. but reading it multiple times a day every day is gonna make their mental health worse. it's probably not good for your mental health to be saying that kind of thing, either.
just knock that shit off. the world is already so hostile to people with mental illness, and managing mental illness and unlearning unhealthy thought patterns is already so difficult. you don't need to be out here making it worse.
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wyatt johnston & jake oettinger postgame — VGK vs DAL; game 7 — 05.05.24
[wyatt, barry sanders is one of the best running backs of all time, and you did some stuff on skates tonight that i hadn’t seen him do on cleats. what’d you eat for dinner?]
(laughs) um … thank you (laughs) um, i mean, my pregame meal is, uh, is chicken and pasta, um, you know, i had al biernat's, a couple of the boys go there, so … um, yeah, i mean, it’s the same, same meal before every home game. um, but yeah, thank you.
[that chicken and pasta didn’t make you move like that, brother.]
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I have a headcanon about Error that "his strings change their thickness and stiffness depending on his mood"
(Um, I'm ashamed to admit that I don't know much about that setting in the canon😓)
And I love to imagine the noisy, inorganic sound of high-hardness strings rubbing against each other.
Error belongs to loverofpiggies
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Man I honestly kinda miss the cage lockers we used to have in elementary school
this kinda stuff
yes they looked scary (especially ours which were dark blue-green and in a shaded hallway with small windows) but that was part of the charm. it felt badass. especially when we'd try to climb on them when the teachers weren't around
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Sorry to bring up drama but I feel like this is entering criminal territory and should be addressed. Apparently someone dug out birth certificates of the vessels and wanted to arrange for someone to stalk them and also found out personal information and contacts from not only the members but also their families and partners. And apparently they have intimate pictures they threatened to post. That is so fucked up on so many levels. There are real human beings behind those masks and personas for fucks sake. This goes beyond just posting their names and/or faces and I'm actually at a loss for words tbh...
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i love that the pub lads stand by isaac even without knowing specifically what the fan said. they've been going to the open practices for months now and have seen the players beyond two halves on a television screen every week. they've seen them working their asses off, and making mistakes, and getting frustrated, and puking their guts out. they saw isaac's disastrous first attempt at a corner kick! and they know that fan would have had to say some truly vile shit for isaac to do what he did. free nelson road tickets for the pub lads for life, i think.
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Y’all I called the insurance market place and explained my situation and they actually told me I qualify for free health insurance ??? And I’ll be getting it in three days??? And everything is so much more affordable now ???? ;-; I won’t be doing the go fund me ;w; but I appreciate everyone so much and like ? I’m so shocked ahsjbdkdnf 🙏💖 thank you for the good vibes now I can check my brain without worrying too much about the cost yipee ✨🦅💖
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Cap should be allowed to teleport to the rock with his transformation lightning. I mean that's where it's coming from, after all.
He would use it to get out of so many situations XD.
Batman: captain, do you have a minute to stay after this meeting?
Billy, going to be late for school if he doesn't hup to: um haha sorry the wizard wants me back at the rock I'm already pushing it hahaSHAXAM
The wizard, looking up from his orb: *raises an eyebrow*
Cap, transforming back with more lightning and rushing for his bag: I'm sorry I'm sorry Mrs Ermine is going to KILL me if I'm late again this week!
The wizard, to his rapidly retreating back: this is the seventh time this month you've used me as an excuse.
Billy, halfway down the hall of sins, voice echoing: I said I'm sorrrryyyyyyy!!
Batman, left all the way on the watchtower: :|
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you know, for as Fucked as what Pucci did was, I. Can't stop thinking about how young he'd been
just. You're fifteen and you live with your parents
you're fifteen and you have two siblings, a little sister you love more than anything else and a twin who died before you could know him
you're fifteen and you want to be a priest so you volunteer and work at the local church
you're fifteen and you meet a blonde stranger who fixes your injured foot and gives you an arrowhead and speaks of Fate
you're fifteen and you learn your twin isn't as dead as everyone thought
you're fifteen and your brother and sister are dating and neither of them know it
you're fifteen and you don't tell anyone because how can you break their hearts like that
you're fifteen and you hire an investigator to fix things, to make things right, to make it so they won't make the worst mistake of their lives
you're fifteen and you realise too late what's happened
you're fifteen and you hold your sister's corpse at the bottom of the cliff she jumped from
you're fifteen and your brother hates you more than anything
you're fifteen and your brother kills everyone in town in his rage and the only way to stop him is to steal the power you're responsible for giving him
you're fifteen and you can't do it, can't loose another sibling so soon after the first, so you take his memories instead and make him a blank slate
you're fifteen and you hold your brother's memories close as his body crumples to the floor, what happened that awful night being revealed to you in full clarity
you're fifteen and you cling to the idea of Fate because what else could explain the tragedy that has destroyed everything you loved
you're fifteen.
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