#ri’s rants

[dumbbitchgalore]

Ik you do like mostly Price

But could you do a lil more on micro!Soap? I really liked how nasty you wrote him last time

Micro!Soap is a cocky bastard that’s for sure.

He does not give a shit about his size cause he knows for a fact that he can make you cum with his tiny cock.

Tribbing is a absolute must and it’s rough, sticky and tiring (something like in Khalessi69’s videos on PH but I feel like her videos are kinda unrealistic but a more tamed version of her tribbing vids)

By the end of it you’re a panting, sweaty mess like a bitch in heat. As if that’ll deter Johnny from stopping.

Johnny will shove your face against his crotch, holding your head in place so that you can’t move as he grinds on your mouth and nose.

He will not be satisfied until your clit and his Dick are a throbbing mess from all the overstimulation.

[jistagrams]

PLEASE DO A RIIZE TEXT FIC OF THEM REACTING TO “We need to talk…”

Thank you🫶🏽

“we need to talk”

p: bf!riize x gn!reader

w:fluff

[teashh]

So I binged Hierarchy on Netflix and OH MY GODS. It's so good. I see people lashing out on the drama because they want UK and Spain type of high school drama but can we please acknowledge that THIS IS ASIA. The standards and morals are DIFFERENT here. Why are you expecting the UK and Spain kinda storyline in a country that's NOT UK or Spain.

NOT SPOILER FREE

It makes each character so very morally grey that you cannot help but root for all of them.

Kang Ha is driven by revenge but truly cares for Jae-i. He also wants to make amends (I think. I don't think he's the one who sent the last message).

Jae-i is a tortured heroine and will go to any lengths to protect the people she loves and I'm here for it. But she's also someone who acknowledged her mistakes and that of her friends. She's also very steady. Like a rock.

Ri-an, again is someone who is accountable. He takes responsibility for his mistakes once he's aware of it but he's also arrogant. But he's so selectively loyal that it just gives Slytherin vibes. He's also a tortured chaebol and loves loves loves Jae-i.

Woo jin is a mastermind. He's kind but he'll do anything and I mean anything for the person he chooses. It's so cool to see him choosing one friend over another. And he's so artistic. He's a kind face but a wicked mind. So morally grey

Yoon He-ra is jealous and prideful. She herself admits that she's a bitch but she's a bitch with morals. I absolutely loved the dynamics between her and jae-i and the way it ended. And seriously. You will grow to love her.

I loved the way they absolved the love triangle also. They made a case for each one of the characters. They didn't make Jae-i indecisive. She was headstrong and steadfast. And it didn't downgrade one love interest over another. Both love and care for jae-i in their own way. Jae-i also doesn't lead anyone on.

And the way Kang Ha made the school take responsibility- it wasn't your typical revenge drama. That's why I think that the last message wasn't sent by Kang Ha. He's not the type to do it.

All the characters are so morally grey. Especially Ri-an. I loved every single one of them. I would totally recommend it because it really is very good. I genuinely hope this gets a season 2.

[fratricideknight]

while i hate cringe culture, there is one undeniably unbearably cringe thing in this world. and that is people thinking they're too cool for something. "i won't listen to a kpop song!" "i won't vote in a poll that includes mcyt characters!" "i won't play a cringe game like animal crossing!" 2 kool 4 kpop. 2 kool 4 minekraft. 2 kool 4 animal krossing. 2 kool 4 skool, no doubt. is there any limit to your coolness, or does it just stretch on infinitely? genuine question.

[littleprincerianne]

shout out to the regressors who seem to have a particular interest/liking or connection towards animals that aren't dogs, cats, rabbits, or fish... you guys are some of the only reasons why i remember what capybaras or giraffes are

[nico-esoterica]

JUST watched this with my Mom and I was affirming that she'd win the whole time even though this had already aired but this was my first time watching. After her group progressed to the second competition, she was tasked with choosing her competitor and she deadass said, "I want to choose a man over a woman to prove my skill." That got me going. And after she WON like I manifested?

Looked up her chart immediately after shouting in victory and baby girl is an Aries Fucking Mars and a Moon-Mars contact.

Everyone, including the men who'd doubted her bc they thought 'there's a difference between men and women and her opponent is heavier than her' all wound up saying the same thing -- "She has INCREDIBLE will power." North Node in Scorpio as well.

THAT'S MY FUCKING BITCH. I LOVE BAD ASS WOMEN.

[dramarants]

do ha going on a murderous rampage with no hesitation to the point of being prepared to off a child not even 24 hours into his marriage with his enemy and all to protect her is the most romantic heart fluttering swoon worthy deranged shit i've seen in a while ❤️

[ridragon]

cant stop thinking about the post making fun of people for being into missing 411 cases and bigfoot abduction stories thinking theyre creepy and mysterious snd believing in them. firstly, it's a part of the culture. the Bigfoot shit, the weird deer, you're making fun of the culture of the area, for one.

and you're telling me that even if explained, the fact that people just. go missing. no trace. their families will never know what happened. you don't think that's terrifying? you dont feek deepy disturbed? never to be buried or seen again? Even with all our tech? Your technology cannot save you, that you rely on so much?That one mistake and that's it (in the cases of mountain climbing) "the national forests are just full of dumb people" okay but if you actually bothered to look into them you'd realize the ones that captivate people are experienced hikers. most of the cases that give me that discomfort are the ones where, yeah, he probably fell off the mountain after a mistake, but it's haunting, it's the what if, it's the mystery. not the individual cases, just the otherness of the complete wild.

like that david paulides guy lies all the time, he said something happened on november 31st. fuck that guy lmao, but come on. you don't wonder? you don't find it fun to suspend your disbelief?

have some fucking whimsey in your life, pretentious screwball. When did it become okay to make fun of people's beliefs? even if you think it's stupid and illogical? Okay. so is religion. so is me praying and offering to my Gods. you aren't slick talking down to people just because theyre southern and american.

[reidmym1nd]

the amount of trauma the cm writers had put reid through, I can see why MGG didnt come back for the revival 😭 AND THE WAY THEY TALKED ABOUT HIS TRAUMA FOR LIKE 2 EPISODES AND THEN MOVED ON LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

[riddle-me-ri]

tw: body image issues and social anxiety rant/vent

y'all I don't know if I'm gonna make it through the weekend hnng

my niece has a swimming party tomorrow right when I get off work (which I get up at 5 am to get there at 6 am)

AND for some reason my dumbass forgot about that (and apparently I was feeling...particularly lonely or extroverted or confortable or SOMETHING when i was invited) and a few weeks ago I said I'd go to ANOTHER swimming party on Sunday....

ALSO did I mention it's been like 105°F and up THIS WHOLE WEEK.

I have a social battery that isn't fully equipped for this weekend...

Plus I hate swimming parties, I hate swimsuits, I don't like having my acne filled skin exposed, I get sunburn regardless and I just feel uncomfortable.

And my stupid brain won't stop making me feel so fucking lonely. I think it's what drove me to say yes to the Sunday thing anyway and now it's teasing me like: ooh now you're gonna meet more people you don't know and they're gonna be judging you and won't like you cause you have heat bumps, razor bumps, acne on your arms and back, scars and bruises from work, etc

just...I know it's dumb and not everyone is gonna think like that and my anxious brain is warping these things and I shouldn't give a fuck and normally I don't because atleast I am wearing something that is comfortable for me...but GAH I just need to get it out and just press on

*continues to scream internally*

and don't get me started on the fact that I can't swim well so if this friends pool has more a deep end than a shallow one I'm fucked

[dumbbitchgalore]

Part 2: Just thinking about old man Price with an erectile dysfunction 💕

Continuation of this

Period hormones cause me to become horny by the weridest shit

Head bobbing up and down as her precum-mixed salivia dribbled down his cock, down his balls and onto the lust-stained bedsheets. He tries his hardest to not give away any signs of pleasure or satisfaction, it'll only rile her up more and cause her to do more work in fulfilling his contentment. He didn't want that. He shouldn't want that. His cherished angel shouldn't have to please him, that is not her job.

John was a man who reveled in the pleasing her and making her cum over and over again. Her cum-drunk expression was a vice he made sure to indulge in, soaking in the portrait of orgasmic gratification on her face as she is rendered speechless. Her breathy pants and soft sighs brought a salacious glimmer to his eyes. Oh his oh so perfect sweetheart.

She takes him all the way to the hilt of his soft cock, gagging slighty. She breathes through her nose to let an sliver of oxgyen to her brain, allowing her to think about how to best to make her love feel the appreciated. At the sound of her slight keck, John tries to push her head away from him. But his darling protests, moving his hand away before it can tangle into her hair and pull her off his cock. She whines. There is no way in hell John is going to stop her from doing what she wants to do and right now she wants to shower his dick with all the love in the world.

She suck his tip before letting go with a 'pop' noise.

"Please let me do this. I wanna make you feel good like how you make me feel good all the time. I want this, John." She mutter softly, nuzzling her cheek against his stupid, fat cock.

Before he can protest, she gives his head a few kitten licks. John gasps, choking back a moan that threaten to escape his mouth. Pressing soft, sweet kissess all over his limp dick, she giggles softly to herself. God, she loved this. Loved him, loved worshipping ever single part of him no matter how well it works. Her love deserves to feel good.

She moans softly as she licks and sucks the tip. She fondales with his balls enjoying how they feel in her hand. Her jaw begins to tire as she suckles his dick. Her eyes glossy, submerged with ecstacy as she looks up at him through her lashes.

John looks down at her. Fuck, she's hot. Hot and hardworking. He feels bad but knows that he can't stop his girl from persuing her ministrations so he lets her continue, no longer protesting.

He throws his head back, covering his eyes with the back of his forearm. He groans softly, singing her praise like the choir of a church caroling wholeheartedly. Shit, this feels good, too good.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. He thinks to himself.

A familiar feeling returns, one that he hasn't felt in a long time. His insides coil up, threatening to snap at a moment's notice. She feels it too. His leaky cock on the tip of her tongue, salty yet sureal. She savours the taste as her work comes to fruition.

Snap.

A gutteral moan leaves his mouth as he arches his back. The unknown feel of release washing over his aching body as John's back slightly arches. She feels into too. It invades her mouth, unexpected but welcoming. She moans softly, not caring about the bitter, pungent taste. She did it, she can't believe she actually did it.

Coming down from cloud 9, John looks down at her. She still has her pretty, plump lips wrapped around his head confused as to what happened. Hell, he's surprised too.

She lets go of his cock, her mouth empty as the only thing remains is the remnants of his cum on her tongue. His still limp cock rests against his abdomen, glittering in the leftovers of his orgasm. Her eye's glimmer in wonderment as if she's opened the Pandora Box.

Panting softly, she looks up at him as she wipes her lips. She chuckles softly, giddy with excitement.

"You liar. I thought you said that I couldn't make you come."

(What the hell did I write? lol)

[ri-writing]

bad law firms - part...idk

I saw someone accused Jonathan Harker of being “skeevy” for not having friends.  And I just...the accusation that a young attorney is “skeevy” for not having friends absolutely misunderstands how abusive a private firm can be to its young attorneys.  (And how common it is).

So - let’s do this.  We’re going to talk about how the bad law firms abuse young attorneys under this cut.

When you are a young lawyer, you are “associated” with a firm.  You don’t own the firm (those people are called “partners”).  You make money by doing the work the partners give you.  The partners then bill your time to their clients - so your work makes the partners money.  If you work more hours, Senior Partner makes more money - and he doesn’t have to do anything himself.  

Some firms are good firms.  We don’t burn out our associates and we try to treat them as people.  This post is not about the good firms.  (I currently work at a good firm - yay!).

Other firms - like the firm I used to work at - use you up and spit you out. In a bad firm (and there are a lot of them!), there’s an expectation that you work all the time so that you make the partners a lot of money.  Things I actually got in trouble for at my first firm: (1) I only came in to work on some Saturdays, and didn’t stay the full day; (2) I did not come in on Sundays; (3) I did not stay after 6 p.m. on many weekdays.  I shit you not.  These were things that were pointed out to me as problems.  It never mattered how much I worked, it was never enough.  

Unsurprisingly, in these bad firms, the system is set up to make sure you work all the time - because that gets the partners another beach house.  Because friends get in the way of working all the time, the firm finds ways to encourage you not to have many of those unless they are other lawyers at the firm.  And, once you don’t have any outside friends any more because you’re working all the time, whenever your firm mistreats you, you don’t have anyone on the outside to go “uh, hey, you realize this is not normal or healthy, right?” 

I got out because I had a literal mental breakdown and the bar association gave me a therapist.  My therapist then saved me.

So, no, Jonathan probably doesn’t have many friends.  That doesn’t make him skeevy.  It makes him yet another young attorney caught in a system that really, really needs to change.

And if you’re a young lawyer reading this, and you’re wondering if it is okay for your firm to constantly demand you work all the time - no, it isn’t and there are good firms out there that will treat you well.  Dust off your resume and apply, apply, apply.

[th3swarm]

Okay okay but u have to tell me abt the brainwashing Rollercoaster like u can't just throw out that pair of words n not elaborate

YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT THE SMILER OHHHH MY GODDD !!!!! MY FIRST BIG COASTER ?? THE ONE WHOS BACKSTORY GOT ME INTO ROLLERCOASTERS IN THE FIRST PLACE ?? THE RECORD HOLDER FOR INVERSIONS ???? I KNOW YOURE AMERICAN AND NOT SOMEONE WHO SUPER LIKES THEME PARKS BUT OH MY GOD HANG ON I NEED PICTURES

brainwashing and experimentation/medical stuff under the cut

[all my photography, apart from first and last, first is official i think ? i hope and the last one was taken by my irl friend who isnt on tumblr]

PHOTOS DONT DO IT JUSTICE OK ITS OVER A KILOMETER OF TRACK IN A VERY SMALL SPACE ITS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS IN PICTURES. PICTURE 3 FOR SCALE ITS HUGE I PROMISE. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGOZL0cftQ8] VIDEOS ARE BETTER FOR SCALE AND FOR THE SOUNDTRACK (AGAIN. ITS MUCH LOUDER IRL, YOU CANT HEAR ANYTHING ELSE AS YOU WALK INTO THE AREA) . ITS FAR BETTER WITH THE SOUNDTRACK BECAUSE THERES ONLY SO MUCH THEMING YOU CAN CONVEY WITH JUST THE COASTER ITSELF . AND THE SCREEN ITS SUPER COOL, ESPECIALLY IN THE DARK OHH MY GOD I WENT IN THE DARK AND THE PISSING RAIN LAST HALLOWEEN IT WAS AMAZING, THERES ALMOST NO LIGHTS IN X-SECTOR THEY JUST HAVE THE SCREEN ITS ABSOLUTELY BLINDING

CW APPLIES HERE DOWNWARDS

ANYWAY THE BRAINWASHING PART IS THE BACKSTORY. WHICH IM NOT VERY GOOD AT WRITING OUT AT 2AM BECAUSE ITS VERY VAUGE ON PURPOSE TO BE INTRIGUING OR SOMETHING BUT BASICALLY IT BRAINWASHES PEOPLE ! MIND CONTROL UNDER THE GUISE OF MAKING YOU HAPPY! that subgenre of horror !!! theres also a computer controlling the whole thing which is the giant circle screen in the middle of all this !

there was also a scare maze aligning with the lore side of it when in opened in 2013 ! it was themed around being the hospital/facility where they did experiments to figure out how to best (??) do the brainwashing in the first place ! ive never done a scare maze im so glad they stopped doing that one because id probably go in there going "yay! smiler maze!" and then cry or something .

[fratricideknight]

anti shippers are so freaking annoying bro 😭

[littleprincerianne]

having brekkie right now and can i just say... porridge and congee feel like such great subtle little food like if you wanna feel itty bitty but want or need to be subtle about it y'know? (´・ω・｀)

[icequeenbae]

On that note, I want to post a pretty lengthy story. But I've been taking my sweet freaking time pampering it like a little princess.... It's been 5 minutes away from being ready for sooo long.

And I still haven't even figured out the logistics lmao I think I'll have to reorganize it to be posted as mini-series. Haven't had one for a minute, am I right?

Also, why is it always mini-series with me?? Can I write full-blown series? No? I am too ADHD for that? Ok then...

Whenever I make my lil graphic thingie and finalize the editing - beware, because a dashing neighbor Baek is gonna be unleashed upon y'all. Consider this fair warning! Lol