#ribbits

[jewfrogs]

will never not piss me off that the ballad of songbirds and snakes is an incredibly interesting and good book about human nature and trauma and authoritarian societies and how snow came to reproduce the conditions of the capitol that had produced him and what makes us who we are and how we decide who we become. and 90% of people saw that and went ‘i see. snow is evil because of something bad in his brain and spirit’

[frogshipping]

Everytime I see a cute pic of one of my f/o's, mentally I am squealing and kicking my feet and rolling around my bed like this

[ninebaalart]

Ribbits

Ribbits is maybe one of my favorite village overhaul mods since it understands that villages do not need to have a specific point. They are there for vibes and the vibes in Ribbits? Immaculate.

[dusical-moodle]

Heh....I bet you don't have any madoka art to share at the spur of a moment...................

i sat on this ask for sooo long because i wanted to give you something better anon, unfortunately this had to be posted one way or another ✊😔

[the-most-humble-blog]

The Human Supercomputer:

Built, Maintained, and Programmed by Mother Nature

The Brain You Didn’t Earn, But Get to Use Anyway

Ever heard of typoglycemia? No, it’s not a disease—it’s a flex that proves your brain is an unstoppable supercomputer. You can read this perfectly:

👉 "Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae."

Did you struggle? Nope. Your brain didn’t even break a sweat.

That’s because Mother Nature programmed you for maximum efficiency. She didn’t waste time making you read letter by letter like a dumbass. No, she built you to see patterns, adapt instantly, and dominate the competition.

This isn’t magic. It’s evolution’s biggest middle finger to every other species.

The No-Fucks-Given Predator That Rules the Food Chain

Humanity didn’t start at the top.

We were tree-dwelling cowards, terrified to come down because literally everything on Earth was stronger than us.

We had no fangs, no claws, no armor.

But we had one thing no other species did—a brain that wouldn’t quit.

Fast forward a few million years: ✔ Tigers? We turned them into rugs. ✔ Wolves? Now they shit on leashes for us. ✔ Whales? We used them for lamp oil before we got bored and moved on.

Meanwhile, every other species is still doing the same dumb shit they were doing a million years ago.

Humans? We invented nukes, Wi-Fi, and Taco Bell.

That’s why we run this planet.

If It Breathes, We Dominate It

If another species so much as steps up, here’s what happens: ✔ We slap its dick into the dirt. ✔ We burn down its home, AND the trees around it, just to send a message. ✔ We put its offspring in a zoo to perform tricks for us. ✔ We figure out how to eat it—starting with its mountain oysters.

(For the uninitiated, that’s testicles. We deep-fry their balls and charge $12.99 a plate.)

🚨 Rent’s Due, Bitches. 🚨

Your Brain is the Ultimate Cheat Code

You think a lion is scary? We built tanks. You think a shark is dangerous? We drain oceans to build resorts. You think an eagle is majestic? We trained them to carry our mail.

While other species fight to survive, we: ✔ Launch ourselves into space just to flex. ✔ Invent laws that say we "can’t punch each other"—then do it anyway. ✔ Domesticate wild animals, then dress them in sweaters.

Mother Nature didn’t just give us tools—she built us into the tool. Our brain processes patterns, spots weaknesses, and exploits them. That’s why we don’t just survive—we own everything.

Test Your Supercomputer: Can You Read These?

If your brain is as overpowered as I think it is, try these out:

👉 "Olny smrat poelpe can raed tihs." 👉 "Yuo cna gvie a tigrer fngas, but he wlil slitl be in a cgae." 👉 "A torkey deid for yuor Tnakshigvni dinnre, but tehn aigan, so did the Indnias."

(If you just read all of those with zero problems—congrats, you are a goddamn machine.)

Now think about that.

A tiger needs strength to kill. We just made a fucking rifle.

A bear needs claws to defend itself. We just built the M1 Abrams.

A shark rules the ocean. We built boats, drained swamps, and put its cousins in fish tanks.

Your brain is the ultimate weapon. The rest of the animal kingdom is just living in our theme park.

🔥 Final Verdict: Humans Are the Apex Predators That Nature Never Saw Coming

Other species fight to live.

We rewrote the rules and built Wi-Fi.

The universe built us to win.

Any animal that doesn’t like it?

They can suck our reproductive organs.

That’s payback for millions of years of running from their flea-bitten, fang-having asses.

🚀 REBLOG If You Accept Humanity’s Superiority. 💬 COMMENT If You’d Slap a Lion Just to Prove a Point. 🔥 FOLLOW If You Want More Brutal, No-Nonsense Truth Bombs.

[whispersofwishes]

Hippity-Hoppity

[translantis]

“grow & let go” is a brand new zine celebrating the life cycle of the pacific tree frog! gratitude to the salt spring conservancy for the pacific tree frog facts! 🐸🩵🌿 scroll down to see the mini affirmation cards with amphibious wisdom 🍄 check out @translantis on ig & tumblr for more 💗

[star-epf-agent]

Sproutfight 2025

Hellooooooooo, happy springtime y'all!

Spring, what comes with it? Flowers, sprouts, bugs and... frogs! Such a silly goobers those are! Aliza like them a lot as well, so here a draw with her chatting with some of her frog friends!

Hope you guys enjoy it!

[seldoncrisis]

My headcanon is that demerzel is obviously more knowledgeable about the galaxy and the history of human civilization than cleon, and he'll tell stories about insignificant stuff that happened 5000 years ago or pop culture fads on some other planet and cleon is pissed because he never knows what the hell demerzel is talking about

[palmry]

1/5 stickers for a club

copes gray treefrog

[jewfrogs]

peeing after sex with a socialist so i dont get a ubi

[frogshipping]

Reblog game!

Everyone go to this website and pick out the Littlest Pet Shops that reminds you of your s/i and your f/o

I'll go first:

[ghost-in--the-room]

[groggyfrog2]

My take on the froggies from the Minecraft ribbits mod by Joo5h on modrinth :>

Download it here

[maybe-frog]

Isn’t she pretty

[kolyar1977]

About to go to the lake… hop on some L-pads… that’s slang for lily pads.. i know you wouldn’t know that because you’re not about the swamp life… i get it..