#riddler x penguin

[stickparrot]

the Sillies

[1desmond9]

Straight people: Just because they enjoy the others touch doesn't mean they are gay

The "straight" people in question:

[gena-gena]

[wrensgeekyvibes]

They're So Soft

How anyone could think that these two could do any wrong is beyond me. Even at one of his lowest points, Oswald is thinking about his mother and then looks to his BEST BOYFRIEND to go to her grave and visit. And Ed agrees to do it, and you absolutely know that he will. They care about each other so much. It's lovely.

This damn show.

AND THERE ARE LILIES ON HER GRAVE.

Ed is such a good guy.

[ramigir]

watching gotham just for these two it totally worth it

[meep-meep-richie]

𝗘𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝗙𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿

[le-sluagh]

Incorrect Batman DC AU (Mostly Villains)

(Just thinking of a crazy AU on Batman)

Poison Ivy: What’s up with Joker? He’d been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Harley Quinn: He’s just a little overwhelmed.

Poison Ivy: Why?

Harley Quinn: Batman smiled at him.

*****

Scarecrow, jumping out of Mad Hatter's closet: BOO!

Mad Hatter:

Scarecrow:

Mad Hatter:

Scarecrow: *makes a sad face*

Mad Hatter: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

*****

Joker: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?

Lex Luthor: All the time.

Joker: Then you should be used to it by now.

*****

*The three plan to escape Arkham*

Mad Hatter: Shh, here comes a guard!

Scarecrow: Quick, Riddler, start talking about boring nerd stuff!

Riddler: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

Scarecrow: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

*****

Two Face: Why do you look like that?

Penguin, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Two Face: Like you’re dead.

Penguin: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Poison Ivy: Penguin accidentally said to Riddler “love you” in front of everyone today.

Penguin: *sobs into the floor*

*****

Scarecrow: Am I right, Riddler?

Riddler: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

*****

Lex Luthor, to Superman: Stop saving the world and get a hobby.

*****

Batman: I can't imagine what Joker is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

*****

Riddler: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to his chest*

Harley Quinn: We have heart?

Riddler: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

*****

Joker: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Lex Luthor: I only like dark humor.

Joker, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Lex Luthor:

Joker: An IMPASTA!

[funkingpetvulture]

CURSED

[madcharlie77]

NYGMOBBLEPOT!!

I love them both sm, they're so goofy and silly! :D

I'm beginning to get the hang of this drawing tablet teehee

[thehardesthue]

And I wake up alone...

[coloredsnowo]

uhm idk if anyone has pointed this out bjt ed is wearing a purple tie and os is wearing a green tie… are they… are they wearing each others ties…

[sister-lucifer]

that time i made my own riddler cipher and used it relentlessly bc i’m a freak

[1desmond9]

They are gay/bi for each other and u can't tell me otherwise (yes I'm mentally ill btw)

[terrymelody]

Uneducated child: “You can’t ship that it’ll never be canon”

Me: “look in my day, we shipped people who never even met in canon. Observe”

[wrensgeekyvibes]

It Was Always About Them

I’m now on the Series Final of Gotham. I feel a bit sad about it, but it just means I get to rewatch the entire show again so I can see these two beautiful men do their thing. I have no idea what it is, but I love them. I love their whole dynamic, their old married couple vibe. 

I’m so bummed that I missed out peak fandom content but I’m going to be here in my little corner thinking about these two for a long time. 

[gummywurm-gaming]

This but batwheels riddlebird(I think that's the ship name)

Like the riddler and penguin should kiss, and I think quiz and ducky should too