#roastytoasty

[toast-writing-acc]

“Cuteguy, eh?” For some reason, examining the blurry photo brings a proud smile to Grian’s face. “Thirty thousand royal emeralds?! What a high bounty for some random vigilante. The name certainly doesn’t do him justice.”

“I know right! That thief even copied my name!”

“Who knows, maybe “Cuteguy” didn’t come up with the name and it was someone else?”

“Oh, I never thought about it like that.” Scar mutters. “It doesn’t change the fact that I still need to find him. I tried everything from asking people to posters, but this guy is impossible.”

“Maybe you’re just going about it the wrong way. You’re clearly not looking in the right places.”

Genshin Impact AU in which Knight Scar tries finding Cuteguy unknowingly with the help of Cuteguy.

@mcytblraufest

[mmguitarbar]

It’s toasted #Fender #Telecaster #RoastyToasty #Blonde #1974 (at Mike & Mike's Guitar Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2ajcMUA9w7/?igshid=msr2mvu99tx9

[pearwaldorf]

for the character ask - Hannibal and/or Will?

Hannibal Lecter

How I feel about this character: Well, if you’re going to run with the effete bisexual sociopath trope, might as well go all in. And obviously it’s different with a gay man behind the helm, especially somebody who understands everything about the show is, if not high camp, something with a sense of humor about itself.

He’s meant to be ridiculous, but also have points of empathy. Who among us has not wanted to kill and eat the rude, sniff Will Graham, or live in an Italian palace with Gillian Anderson and wash her hair?

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Will. That is all.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: I really wish we’d gotten to see more interaction with Abigail that wasn’t [spoiler]. 

My unpopular opinion about this character: I don’t think I have any?

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I’m about halfway through season 3, so I don’t really have any opinions yet. But more murder honeymoon in Europe would always be nice.

[roastytoasty]

hello, it me #toasty aka #roastytoasty https://www.instagram.com/p/Byt3XUwnZ4e5M072r3r5zA3e24cCdVGKrQ44BM0/?igshid=1dzrrc4leujk4

[sklitterations-blog]

#inktober2018 day 3 #roasted Yesterday was a sick day so double posts today! #roastytoasty coffee all cuddled up with my favorite blanket! #sklitterations #inktober https://www.instagram.com/p/BohqZzHjvp3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r8ayfktap5vs

[nutritionaswhole]

🥶Kefir Quad-berries Toast🍞 FOLLOW 👆👆ME for more Good for pre-workout 🏋️‍♀️ 🍓Berries are easy to digest( high in antioxidants vitamins) 🥛Kefir high in probiotics( the difference with yogurt is kefir got more probiotics strains) also high in protein Sourdough 7 nutbutter toast with lingonberry ( quick carb fast release energy) #nutritionwithrudy #easybreakfast #easybreakfastideas #goodmorningwednesday #healthyfoodideas #healthytoast #probioticskincare #healthyfoodblog #blogg #foodbloggerph #foodblogliebe #preworkoutfood #sportnutritionist #roastytoasty #sourdoughlove #schoolbreakfast #fall2020 #quaratineandchill #gymeveryday #athelete #atheletes (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDO5_v6ptiy/?igshid=sl2wtsckrgs8

[schaoching7]

早晨可以吃到 @emmachien 準備的自家製 #吐司 ，是一種平穩的幸福。 . . #toast #roastytoasty #toastmasters #toasty #hometoast #diytoast https://www.instagram.com/p/CCurzuoAwaj/?igshid=rnu2opt13aer

[puppy4mybirthday]

geared up for the chill and ready to go!

[mattattridge-smith]

My roast 🐖 > Your roast 🐄 #justsaying #sundays #roast #roastytoasty (at Middleton, Greater Manchester) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtgjFw0ljvj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pt4tle8spdnm

[phoebebeloved]

I made a roast duck breast dinner for my mum today because I'm the best child ever. It was really good, highly recommend #food #homemade #duck #foodstagram #yum #quackquack #roastytoasty

[toast-writing-acc]

Apricity (noun): the warmth of the sun in winter.

During one of his hunting trips, Technoblade made the grave mistake of taking out an Enderman child, Ranboo. He had only intended to save the child from a dark, winter storm, but his father Phil decided to take Ranboo in, much to his objection. As he and Ranboo start to get closer, Technoblade comes to realize a new addition to the family isn’t as bad as he initially feared.

Or found family Boreal Trio AU.

Check out my boreal trio fic

Status: complete, 5/5 chapters, 27,690 words.

[cooterburger]

not rlly a selfie like yall asked – just a reminder that i am a simple messy bish 😊 

[tinysparkledeer-blog]

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Keep it roasty toasty today, folks.

[silvyri]

RIGHT

what about fantasy AU dinluke where Din is a grumpy dragon with steel scales guarding his crumbling castle when a bunch of human slavers enter his territory and he roastytoasties them on principle and discovers a little green fairy child they had enslaved

Little green fairy child is unwell and Din doesn’t know how to care for him but he does his best

A few weeks later a mysterious mage appears outta nowhere saying he can heal the child if Din lets him

Historically dragons and mages Do Not Get Along but Din’s like fine alright heal the kid and weird sunshine wizard Luke nurses Grogu back to health

And over the weeks Luke’s there his magic nourishes the plants that had withered away over time and attracts animals scared away by Din and also Luke likes to do handy work and fixes up the place and suddenly Din’s home is alive again

And yeah the dragon may be grumpy and uncooperative but Luke thinks he’s also sweet and loving and cares so much about Grogu and um wow he never knew he was so attracted to big teeth and flesh rendering claws

How does a dragon and human mage fall in love I don’t know but Din and Luke make it work and Grogu loves his two adoptive dads and frequently dusts Din and Luke with fairy dust so they sparkle

The end

[stellocchia]

Fanfiction time! 

On going: 

Big Q's Big Six by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)

Chapters: 4/?

Heist AU! Heist AU! It’s really fun!

Not Even The Gods Can Save You by ghostly_frogly

Chapters: 10/?

God!Tommy wants to try being mortal for one life, what could go wrong?

Parklife (working title) by esclapo

Chapters: 6/?

Superhero AU with healer!Tommy!

The Legend of Wilbur by RoastyToasty

Chapters: 1/5

The Legend of Zelda AU that I’m sure not many expected, but that turned out to be pretty cool so far

Star Sweeper by Anonymous

Chapters: 2/60

Sorcerer!Dream kidnaps baby Tommy from king Phil, as these things usually go... only this time it’s not a Rapunzel AU so, you know... I DO offer you guys variety

Completed: 

horizon in our eyes by ardentia

Chapters: 1/1

Allium Duo hurt/comfort for the soul

i'll give him shelter by outrunningdismay

Chapters: 1/1

Bee Duo are trying their best as parents and Michael_Beloved is a very brave young piglin, but maybe some ghostly help is not a bad idea...

Sleeping Under The Stars by yetanotherunfinishedsymphony (thegreatestsun)

Chapters: 4/4

Bench Trio sick-fic. Tommy has trouble sleeping inside so he ends up sleeping outside in the snow which is just never a good idea really...

Quackity and Wilbur being parents who need to get a divorce but don't makes minecraft 1000% more depressing by murashky

Chapters: 1/1

I feel like the title is pretty self-explanatory...

Wake up to the sound of your fleeting heart by rabiddog

Chapters: 1/1

Allium Duo fluff this time around! And piglin hybrid!Tommy dealing with hibernation on top of that. It’s a powerful combo

[etriva]

Rules: spell out your url with song titles and tag ten people

I got tagged by @dvswraatins​!

Empty Skies | Izzard

Temptation of Adam | Josh Ritter

Rain in Soho | The Mountain Goats

It’s Code | Janelle Monáe

Virtute The Cat Explains Her Departure | The Weakerthans

And The Sea | Poolside

I tag: @wictorwictor, @antigone-ks, @autistichare, @roastytoasty, @balloonwhisk, @qorktrees, @dreamsincolor, @shadowhuntress, @mccoy, @birdmask! or whoever wants to do it.