#robert pattinson users

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+ ROBERT PATTINSON USERS ★

• patinsorn

• robefvr

• pattizson

fav/reblog if u save or use ♥︎ dont repost it

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Robert Pattinson on the stage without knowing what the hell he's doing there, in retro Grunge style

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[aftonwilliams]

@pscentral​ anniversary event: get to know the members → Favorite Dilfs  

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subrobp putinhapatti

petsoony petputinhe

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RESERVA REGISTRADA

robert pattinson queda reservado a nombre de halpert con un cupo en la familia sauvaterre.

[ao3feed-larry]

robert pattinson x y/n

by yskler

a fierce juicy romance between unlikely lovers

Words: 2537, Chapters: 9/9, Language: English

Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies), One Direction (Band), Batman - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Robert Pattinson, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Original Male Character(s), Spock (Star Trek), Original Elf Character(s)

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Robert Pattinson & You, Robert Pattinson & Reader, Zayn Malik/Original Male Character(s), Robert Pattinson/Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character/Reader

Additional Tags: Meet-Cute, Sold to One Direction, Mpreg, Makeover, Cataclysm | Cat Miraculous Superpower, Orangutans

via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/uHcyJYg

[hopemariposa]

a list of fictional men I would leave my (hypothetical, imaginary, hallucinated) boyfriend for

in any circumstance ever

this post is a joke :) (mostly)

Bruce Wayne

I do not discriminate when it comes to my Bruce Waynes. Okay? Okay.

Comic Bruce Wayne ✅

Christian Bale Bruce Wayne ✅

Lego Batman ✅

Robert Pattinson Bruce Wayne…

okay maybe I’m a bit discriminatory

Superman!

now I am a Superman purist (that is not a thing… I hope) I only consume Superman in one form:

Henry Cavill

it is my duty, honor, and privilege to continue to spread Henry Cavill Supremacy across this website until I have converted. every. single. user.

*blows kiss* god bless <3

Finnick Odair

there are very a very few, precious, perfect things in this world. one of these such things is… Finnick Odair.

finnick odair is life. finnick odiar is a precious metal. finnick odair breaks the laws of chemistry because he is that perfect.

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[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

i still think sometimes about the classic tumblr 'frickin OWNED' posts and how badly some of them aged. the ones that stand out to me the most is the one where a german student complains about americans and gets responded to with 'what are you gonna do, put them in a concentration camp?' and the one with a bunch of fans referring to Robert Pattinson as 'Edward' but he only signs an autograph for op who referred to him as 'Cedric'. People really did have every right to make fun of tumblr users back then

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★ SUKI WATERHOUSE USERS ★

• swgotic

• sukilicit

• wtrhouse

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Hi!! Super super random but do you find actor Colin Firth attractive? I can’t remember if I asked you this already since your my go to person for weird anon asks. And I can’t sleep, I’m hungry and I’m on my period. Who’s your celebrity crush? Obviously mine is Colin Firth, I’ve had a crush on him for two years I believe when I saw him in Bridget Jones. Also, do you have any tips on how to handle period cramps? I take ibuprofen and they do help massively but I just hate it. Anyway, good night and so sorry for this I probably will forget in the morning.

LOL the Colin Firth part is familiar, so I think you have asked it but that's ok I get it. It's Love Actually/Colin Firth season.

I do think he's cute!! Particularly in Mamma Mia. And as a movie bitch I also think he's quite a good actor, The King's Speech is a fave of mine.

The celeb crush that makes me feel the most insane is probably Robert Pattinson, I love that man. Also a great actor. I just watched him in The Batman for the first time lately and ooof

As far as cramps go, I don't think I have any unique advice sadly. Heating pads/showers and pain meds are usually my go to. If you're a tampon user, sometimes I find that not wearing one and just using a pad if I'm just gonna be home helps for some reason. Good luck and thanks for the random ask lol

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it’s two am and i am not sleeping again. so. casting for birds of prey: comics version

oracle played by margo gignac. this was a mega difficult decision bc i wanted barbara to be played by someone who was an actual wheelchair user + someone who looks like she could scold batman into submission. gignac fits that best i can do. i also think she has great hacking hands. i read gignac was a black belt somewhere & i think that’s great for someone playing babs too

black canary played by lindsay watson. it’s wig time babey! i specifically wanted to pick a dark haired actress because, even though dinah’s dying her hair by the time bop rolls around, i don’t forget her roots (pun totally intended). i wanted to pick someone who looked like she could kick an army’s ass and then scoop up a child & call them sister. watson fits the bill nicely. i think she has a kind face and her interviews speak to so much determination and willpower, which is the energy i want brought to dinah.

huntress played by tea falco. she’s an italian actress from sicily (like helena! who was born in the us but raised in sicily) who just has this look to her i really love, especially for bop huntress. she seems fun and beautiful and like a good teacher. i don't have a lot to say here, really. i looked at her face and went yeah that's huntress

lady blackhawk played by america ferrera. i think about zinda having a beer while huntress & canary destroy the bar & zinda walks away w the info theyre looking for. big america ferrera vibes. also i love the idea of lady blackhawk being played by an actress named america. also zinda’s hot & america ferrera’s hot i have no other notes here.

lady shiva played by lucy liu. this is the inspiration for this post and also my personal sapphic fantasy ngl. (liu is beautiful of course and i have the fattest crush on shiva lol)

right. boy time!

nightwing played by paul eryk atlas. my understanding is that atlas is a romani british actor. he's primarily played romantic leads and def looks it. i like him for nightwing bc that's basically dick's role in bop. he serves to be barbara's on again off again bf. also atlas has long hair and i'm a long hair dick supremacist (now. wigs do exist but dude got LUUUSHHH hair). (runner up: jan cina, who's just a little too ectomorphic for nightwing for my tastes. sorry dude)

ted kord played by robert buckely. i got nothing to say. buckely has a nice smile and is otherwise a white dude w brown hair. which is also what ted is. so. between a kord played by buckely and oracle played by gignac, oracle remains the powerhouse. as it should be.

robin (tim drake) played by jay lycurgo. was titans supposed to be awful? yes. did i see lycurgo get cast and go DAMN THAT'S TIM. yes. he has that look in his face. that's all. also i saw him in the bastard child devil show on netflix and he gave off THEE BIGGEST tim drake energy there. i was very impressed. (runner up: david mazouz just for the lols).

batman played by robert pattinson. sue me i liked the batman 2022. no notes.

[honoka-marierose]

Among the many projects announced for the DCU when James Gunn and Peter Safran took over was Lanterns, a TV series focusing on two of the Green Lantern characters. Prior to the Gunn and Safran ear of DC though, another Green Lantern show was in the works and even had actors attached with Finn Wittrock (American Horror Story) set to play Guy Gardner and Jeremy Irvine (War Horse) playing original Green Lantern Alan Scott. That Green Lantern show however is not the Green Lantern show being made for the DCU, as James Gunn confirmed in a recent post on Threads for one concerned DC fan.

When asked by a user what happened to the Green Lantern series being previously developed with Wittrock in the cast, Gunn revealed that the series not moving forward had more to do with just the business of Hollywood rather than any kind of nefarious feelings towards creatives involved with that project.

"I didn't think it was in the DCEU, but it was before my time," Gunn wrote. "That said, I think Finn's a takented (sic) guy and he'll be okay! Writers, directors, actors have projects fall through every day. We've all had it happen many times. It's not being 'done dirty', it's a part of the job."

When asked what the progress is of the Lanterns show that he is developing for the DCU, Gunn replied with a series of man dancing emojis, three to be exact. What that means is....well it could frankly be anything. Boogying along? They've got three Lanterns? Take a guess, whatever you came up with is as valid as what I've got.

Though the previous version of Lanterns that was in development was going to focus on fan-favorite characters Guy Gardner and Alan Scott, the new version will focus on the two most popular versions of Green Lantern, Hal Jordan and John Stewart.

"The next thing is a big Premiere HBO television series series called Lanterns this is a story of a couple of Green Lanterns Jon Stewart and Hal Jordan," Gunn said when the series was announced. "We have a few other lanterns peppered in there but this is really a terrestrial based TV show which is almost like True Detective with a couple of Green Lanterns who are space cops watching over Precinct Earth in it they discover a terrifying mystery that ties into our largest story of the DCU.

One of those other Lanterns that will be "peppered in there" will no doubt by Nathan Fillion's Guy Gardner, who will make his debut in 2025's Superman movie.

Lanterns wasn't the only television shows announced for the DCU last year, with others confirmed including Creature Commandos, an animated series that will be the first official project in the DCU; Waller, a sequel to both The Suicide Squad and Peacemaker; Paradise Lost, a Game of Thrones-esque series set on Themyscira; and Booster Gold, a comedy featuring the DC hero. The feature films confirmed for the DCU's Chapter 1 include Superman: Legacy, The Authority, The Brave and the Bold (featuring the DCU's version of Batman, separate from Robert Pattinson's The Batman), Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, and Swamp Thing.

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'Sorry Fleabag fans, the beloved Andrew Scott did not hold back in a new interview when discussing the show’s legacy, five years on.

First there was Miriam Margolyes telling Harry Potter fans to grow up, now the Ripley star has risked upsetting his dedicated fanbase as he told them to ‘go outside’.

Andrew, 47, had starred in season two of the Phoebe Waller-Bridge series as the Priest — affectionately known as the ‘Hot Priest’.

Effortlessly charming, he forms an attachment with Phoebe’s unnamed and chaotic protagonist but ultimately delivers the unforgettable rejection line: ‘It’ll pass’.

‘Go out and get some fresh air!’ Andrew declared to Entertainment Weekly with a laugh at the Los Angeles Ripley premiere.

Fleabag ran for two seasons, wrapping five years ago, but has spawned a devoted viewership who still bring up the Bafta and Golden Globe winning series at every chance.

Doubling down on the message he added: ‘Stop crying in your room with the curtains closed. Do something better with your life.

‘It’s a great show, we all love it, but come on now! Pull yourself together. Open the curtains and go outside.’

Fans were shocked by his response and took to X to express how the Sherlock star had hit a nerve with his antics, with some accepting the joke better than others.

‘Didn’t have to attack me like that but ok I guess,’ said Anna while Yeri added: ‘Now why does the hot priest have to attack me like this? as if “it’ll pass” wasn’t enough.’

Kris joked: ‘He really said touch grass it’s spring!’

Others were less impressed, calling the comments ‘disparaging’ especially in the context of a male actor aiming them at a show with a primarily female audience.

User Sunstone said: ‘I know it’s just jokes but it really gets annoying when men get a fanbase from a show/movie mainly aimed at women then proceed to disparage it or the fans. Robert Pattinson, Jacob Elordi, etc. Is it hard to just be like “glad it brought people enjoyment and still does”.’

However, most celebrated the bluntness of Andrew’s comments as fan laylabyclapton wrote: ‘Honestly more actors should be calling out weird unhealthy and obsessive fan behaviour because this is funny and also valid.’

‘Andrew text Paul Mescal and tell him to do the same so that we’re freed from the Normal People nostalgia merchants too,’ joked user Androgoop.

All of Us Strangers co-star and friend Paul, 27, rose to fame as Connell in the Sally Rooney adaptation — which has sparked a similar dedication from viewers.

In 2019, when Fleabag ended, Andrew paid tribute to Phoebe and Fleabag stating ‘she [is the] reason I’m standing here.’

He dedicated his Hugo Boss Standout Performance Award at GQ’s Men of the Year ceremony to the Crashing star.

‘When we first talked about doing Fleabag together we wanted to talk about the extraordinary way love manifests itself in the world,’ he continued. ‘I’m just so thrilled that the world has been able to see Phoebe’s qualities.

‘That’s what has touched the world, those qualities of generosity. She’s an incredibly generous person.’'

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se ha visto a gaspard sauvaterre desfilando por las calles y boulevares de parís, pero no hemos llegado a ver si es de pronto buena o mala fortuna la que le persigue. ¿tu sí? ¡anímate a descubrir cuál es!

halpert, ¡bienvenide a cestlaviehq! nos encanta que seas parte de nuestro proyecto y esperamos que el buen juicio sea parte de tu camino dentro del mismo y si no… bueno, ¡así es la vida! recuerda que tienes 24 hs para hacernos saber cuál será la cuenta de tu personaje y que, en caso de necesitarlo, puedes pedir más tiempo.

out of character.

·   nombre / pseudónimo: halpert.

·   pronombres: she/her.

·   edad: 25

·   país / zona horaria: mx gtm -6

·   triggers: abuso sexual, maltrato animal, transfobia, homofobia.

·   en caso de unfollow, ¿dejarías que se continúe utilizando tu personaje como no jugable? yessss.

·   ¿algo que agregar? ESTAFA PIRAMIDAL

in character.

·   nombre completo: Gaspard Sauvaterre.

·   pronombres: he/him

·   faceclaim: Robert Pattinson

·   fecha de cumpleaños: 02 de diciembre.

·   edad: 31 años.

·   ocupación: profesor de secundaria + actualmente estudiando un segundo doctorado en educación + esporádicamente en la tienda de la familia.

·   descripción psicológica: positivos : dedicado, audaz, cálido, visionario.

negativos : impulsivo, terco, ambicioso, competitivo.

·   headcanons sobre el personaje:

— fortuna no corría como destino para su vida. seno familiar destinado a estancarse en lo indispensable para sobrevivir día tras día, rutina continua que llevó a idealizarse fuera de lo que sus padres tenían. desde pequeño aprendió que no quería ser adulto si el futuro era volver a una casa llena de niños en donde la lucha por buscar algo por comer que pudiese ser suficiente para todos era casi diaria, en donde habría que compartir cuartos y pelear por cualquier mínimo estímulo ocasionado por el estr��s y la falta de privacidad.

— desde que empezó a estudiar su interés en salir de parís fue su máximo sueño, un trabajo estable que le permitiera tener una vida, una casa, un coche. ponía el máximo esfuerzo en estudios y cuando sus notas bajaban, era sin duda por no poder entregar trabajos y no por falta de conocimiento. aún así logró llegar a la universidad y graduarse, terminar un doctorado en pedagogía, todo esto mientras por las tardes y los fines de semana se dedicaba por completo a atender la tienda de sus padres.

— logró conseguir un empleo como profesor de secundaria de un colegio en la ciudad que le brinda seguridad social y un sueldo que le permitió independizarse de su familia, en ocasiones aceptando horas extras para tener unos billetes más en la bolsa. a pesar de esa independencia mantiene la responsabilidad de seguir apoyando a su familia, una parte de su sueldo está destinada para sus padres y de manera ocasional sigue acudiendo a atender el negocio familiar.

— a pesar de salir de casa y tener una carrera, siente que continúa en el mismo lugar de siempre y le causa un amargo sabor el sentirse igual de mediocre. actualmente buscó un segundo doctorado para mejorar el currículum y tratar de aplicar a un mejor puesto o al menos, un empleo de profesor que le pague más. vive en un departamento compartido, se transporta en bicicleta, su móvil está estrellado y su ordenador portátil es de segunda mano. lo único que no puede faltar nunca en su mano son cigarrillos.