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princess-sethie-boo · 6 years ago

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Like, Subscribe, and Love 1/?

A WWE/YouTuber AU

A collaboration by @mondaynightrollynch and @scream-qween

Main Pairing: Becky Lynch/Seth Rollins

Rating: T for now

Warnings: None for now.

Summary: YouTube is the family business for 22 year-old Seth Rollins, he and his siblings all have very successful channels and his parents own the management company that they all work for. Seth's life is good even if he's lonely...until Becky Lynch comes crashing into his world and changes everything.

Taglist: @finnsauroraborealis @biforbecky2belts @the-beastslayers-queen @neversatisfiedgirl @sethsevolution

"Why are all of of you losers in my apartment this time?" Seth said throwing his leather jacket on to the sole empty chair in his living room where his siblings had set up camp.

"Cause you actually went grocery shopping yesterday unlike SOME people" Roman says with a pointed glare at Mox.

"How the fuck was I supposed to know it was my turn?" Jon shot back

"Because we have a system?" Roman replied.

"Wait, so y'all came to my house to eat up my shit and drink my beer instead of…I don't know….going to a fucking store" Seth says shaking his head "Some days I wish Mom and Dad had stopped at me." He signed

"Aww, Don't say that Sethie...you know you love us." Ruby said taking a sip of one of her fussy baby brother's craft beers. "Oh haha" Seth said sarcastically. "Any ideas for a new video?" He asked his youngest sister.

"I keep trying to convince Sarah and Liv to do Fleetwood Mac but they want to do Black Veil Brides" Ruby huffed, falling to the couch dramatically. "They...do know Andy's our brother right?" Roman asked confused. "I...kinda....haven't....told...them" Ruby, if even possible sunk lower.

"Ruby" Jon teased. "What Jon?! Do you go around telling everyone your brother is the lead singer of a rock band?!" "Yeah, I do. Better than telling people all my lame brothers and sisters do is Internet shit"

The rest of his brothers and sisters glare at him in unison. "If your gonna break into my apartment and drink my beer could you at least not insult how I make a fucking living?" Seth says rolling his eyes

"Yeah Moxie that ain't cool." Ruby agrees, shaking her head

"Besides, Renee would kick your ass if she heard you considering she does 'internet shit' for a living too" Roman chimed in.

"And don't say reviewing movies is different because that's exactly what Rhea does" Ruby added.

Jon looked mad before shutting his mouth and looking at the ceiling, while Seth's phone chimed. He had a notification from a Twitter page he followed called WWE News.

"Just in, @TheGamerLynch has surpassed @CrossFitGameGeek as the most subscribed gaming channel on YouTube. Congrats to Becky but we hope Seth bounces back soon"

"Damn" Seth jumped at Ruby reading over his shoulder.

"Nah, it's cool." Seth says "She plays some stuff I don't that's really popular right now. You know I don't really do fighting games and MK11 is what everyone is hype about, she's GOOD" he explains

"You do better during football season right, Seth?" Roman says

"Madden is life, so yes I do better when everyone is in football mode" he replied. "Even though the Bears SUCK!" Ruby yelled, Seth sending his sister a glare before saying "You aren't allowed here if you insult my team"

Ruby mumbled but otherwise kept quiet. Seth stared at his Twitter before proceeding to type up a tweet of his own.

"Congrats to @TheGamerLynch for becoming a top channel. Love your MK11 series even if I don't actually play it myself 😂" He hesitated for a moment. Would gossip channels think he was jealous or something? He pushed back the thought and posted it

"Holy hell, Seth Rollins tweeted me" Becky Lynch gripped her phone in shock.

"Who?" her brother's girlfriend Violet asked

"Seth Rollins?! He runs CrossFitVideoGameGeek, a top gaming channel, I just beat him out in the rankings and he congratulated me! Says he watches my MK series even though he doesn't play it" the flame haired girl said excitedly.

"I don't do video games but congrats I guess" Violet shrugged, turning to her notes for a new true crime video she was working on.

"Do you think the internet would explode if they found out LegoClub and WonderLandGhost were dating?" Becky asked her older brother, Finn Balor. "Huh? Oh-yeah, maybe. I try to keep my life private, y'know that"

"Yeah yeah" Becky waved at him, looking at her phone. "What should I say back? I can't ignore him" "Ask for a collab?" Violet spoke up, "You always complain about us not playing games with you"

"But...I'm scared" Becky admitted.

"Why?" Finn asked

"Didn't you just beat this guy? " Violet says

"Yeah, but....2 things. Thing the first..." Becky turns around her IPad and shows them the handsome, glasses wearing gamer "He's really cute....sometimes he does cross fit workouts and games shirtless. Thing the second....his parents run NXT. He's totally outta my league"

"NXT? That big channel management company?" Finn asked. "Yeah, he's probably planning a way to beat me, probably do a challenge where he strips every time he curses" Becky whined.

"You do know NXT reaches out to channels that have at least 5 million subscribers right?" Violet, Becky looking at her immediately. "I got a email about it, I could set up a meeting with them and you could talk to Rollins" "Seriously?!" Becky exclaimed

"I've been doing some research into them. All three of us meet their qualifications and unlike most of these companies they have an amazing reputation. Mr and Mrs McMahon-Helmsley started it because a few of their kids got fucked by Channel Awesome." Violet explained.

"You would give your channel to them?" Becky asked, knowing how adamant she was about not selling out. "Can't make money if I keep getting demonitized" The goth woman said, being pulled into a hug.

"We should at least set up a meeting." Finn says wrapping his arms around his girlfriend while looking at his sister.

"I know we've always said we would never do something like this but... If we want to go further with our channels, if we can find a company that will actually take care of us without us having to sell our souls? We should at least hear them out." Violet tells her

"It would be helpful to not have to edit my swearing" Becky says

#shai writes #Shai writes with Hela #seth rollins fic #seth rollins imagine #seth rollins fanfic #seth rollins #becky lynch fanfic #becky lynch #roman regins #jon moxley #Finn Balor #ruby riott

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ohmaific · 6 years ago

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Team Liv Wild (Liv Morgan/Reader)

You had wanted nothing more since you were a teenager than to be a wrestler. There had been so much in your life you’d missed out on because you were too busy trying to create chances for yourself. That’s why when you were accepted onto the WWE Smackdown roster, you were elated. There was so much experience and talent on that roster that you’d be learning so much from all of your matches. Since you’d skipped NXT on your way up, you were being paired with a wrestler who had experience, but would also work with the persona you’d built for yourself fairly well, Liv Morgan.

Never in your entire life had you been so nervous to meet somebody before. Luckily, your meeting with Liv went well, even if you had a blush the entire time and you’d get flustered when she complimented or touched you. After your initial meeting, you talked over the gimmick that you’d been emailed about from Stephanie McMahon. Liv was known for being fun, playful, and childlike, and she wanted you to be like the more dangerous side to that, primal and wild. You had an energy that crowds tended to feed off of with your wrestling and in-ring personality. You trained together for a couple of months and were set up to lose your first six matches, which, despite it being scripted, was still absolutely devastating to you. As you continued to lose, people began to notice how upset you were getting over it.

“Chin up babe,” Peyton Royce said, wrapping her arm around your shoulders. “We’ve lost a lot of matches too. Eventually you’ll have a belt around your waist love, I promise.”

“I was so excited to be part of this and it’s like they just want me as a joke,” you said sadly, not meeting her eyes. “Why would they hire somebody like me anyways?”

"Because the crowds love you. I’ve seen more Team Liv Wild shirts lately than anything else honestly. The fans aren’t the only ones who are starting to really love you,” Peyton said, glancing over at Liv. It was no big secret that you were in love with your tag team partner, but you couldn’t really act on it. Liv was, as far as you knew, straight, which ruled you out of her dating pool.

“She’s not into me like that Peyton,” you argued and Peyton sighed. “I’ve got to go practice for our match against the Riott Squad. I think this time it’s gonna be loss by submission.”

“Chin up babe, one day you’ll be above all of us,” Peyton promised and you shrugged. You didn’t believe it, if you got a championship, it’d be a brief one, taken away from you at the first possible chance. You met Liv at the gym, where she was talking with Ruby and Sarah, her former tag team partners.

“Hi, I don’t think we’ve properly met yet,” Ruby said, holding out her hand. You were introduced to them before you got ready for the rehearsal. You worked well with them, everything, including submission, going by smoothly. You did a little promo work for before the match and then you drove Liv home. This was the routine up until the day of your match. The promo in the beginning went well and then you came out with Liv, who had an extra little pep in her step, probably trying to make up for your new lack of enthusiasm. Honestly, you were about one more loss away from quitting at this point.

“We got this,” Liv said as you prepared to start the match. You’d go for a bit, tag in Liv, save her from a pinfall, and then get submitted. Everything had went according to plan up until you were about to get submitted. Ruby was working you into the position when Liv began to lead the crowd in a chant. “Liv Wild!”

“Liv Wild!” The crowd began to chant as Liv tagged herself in. You scrambled out of the ring and onto the side. You watched in confusion as the match did a 180. Liv flew from the top rope and pinned Ruby for the 3 count before jogging over to you and pulling you into the ring. As the crowd continued to chant, she pulled you down for a quick kiss. You were dazed until you got back to the locker room, where everybody else was waiting for you.

“Are you okay?” Mandy Rose asked, noticing how spaced you seemed to be. “Winning feels pretty damn good doesn’t it?”

“Liv kissed me,” you muttered before turning over to Liv. “Why’d you kiss me?”

“Sometimes you’ve gotta just live wild I guess,” Liv chuckled and you heard Becky laugh from behind you. “What okay with you?”

“Perfect,” you said, leaning in to kiss her again.

#liv morgan #liv morgan x reader #liv morgan imagine #wwe imagine #wwe one shot #liv morgan x female reader #smackdown #wwe smackdown #peyton royce #billie kay #the iiconics #ruby riott #sarah logan #riott squad #mandy rose #becky lynch

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darktammy · 6 years ago

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Blood Moon

My Second horror story. this is about the reader heading back home after she found out most of what’s left of her family is dead. From what the stories she was told the reader was that she’s the only female to be born out of nothing but males. This was the work of her father who wish for a little girl with the help of a demon king. While she stays in her new home she meets her new pets, wolves, but there not just mans best friend. after the night of a full moon is past there human once again. The brother’s and sister’s of the wolves pack must keep the reader safe before the next blood moon comes around, for the demon king will take back what was once lost to him.

@stressed-out-heathen @nonnirenea @the-lunatic-a-word @soulmatesifyouwill @cosmic--daydream @instantbouquetdestinysblog

@purpleskiesandcherrypies @missdonna18 @mrsambroserollinsacklesmgk @ambrollinsbabe

You were sitting in the back of an SUV heading to your aunt and uncle’s old home. The last time you was ever there was...when you was born. You saw your baby pictures that was taken in the home, but you never came back to the home. You always wonder why tho, did it have to do with the evil history the home had? Was all the rumors true that in your family history there was nothing, but boys being born, and that one day your father made a deal with the devil to have a girl which was you? What ever it may be all you know is that both the only people you ever love are now gone just like your parents. Odd how they all died within the same week first your mother she fell down a flight of stairs breaking her neck. Then the next day was your father, he was driving home from work when somehow his brakes stop working causing him to crash right into a tree. Then your aunt from what the story goes she want out into the woods in there backyard to feed some of her dearest pet wolves. From what was found she was attack by one of them left for dead at the same time your uncle came home to found his wife dead in the woods only for him to died right after. The only thing that made his death odd was the fact that he had no scars, no bite marks no nothing. Even the police found this somewhat odd.

You made it to your aunt and uncle's home along with moving storage truck connected in the back. You look over to see the house. Just like the way it was in the photos hauntingly beautiful, but in person it was love at first sight. “So boys just take everything inside once I get the door open.” You said. You head straight for the door up the stairs with the keys that was given to you after they died. You unlock the door opening it just for the lights to come on on their own. “Uh that’s crazy.” You look back telling the men it was ok to bring in your things.

Almost the whole day it took for you to unpack your things, but still have a few more boxes to go which made you very anger. “Oh man it feels like i’m never going to get all this work done.” You said as you fell on the floor. Look up at the ceiling of your new home. “I wonder what else is in this place? I mean it is pretty big. Plus I wonder if the room I was born in still looks the same.” You got up from the floor heading up the stairs, you walk down the hallway passing by some open doors you look inside to see three bedrooms and two bathrooms.

The first room you enter only had a very large size bed nothing much in there, but ok. Then you went into the next room to see a nice Gothic bedroom. You saw the bed it look pretty sweet as you had a big smile on your face. “Nice.” You said as you walk out then you headed to the next one as you look inside much bigger than the other room. “So this was the room I was born in.” You walk up to the bed as you laid init. “So comfy I can just lay in here forever.” You said with a smile on your face. You pulled the bed covers over your body as you look up at the ceiling in your room. “It’s a nice place I love it already.” You got out of bed as you look around your new bedroom. “Yup I’m taking this one.” You said as you started to get undress.

You walk into your bathroom looking at the bathtub you giggled a bit as you turn on the water. “I’m going to love this place.” You said as you pouring in your favorite bubble bath scent. After the tub is filled you got right in just to relax yourself. You look around your bathroom seeing how pretty it look in your eyes. “I love it.” was the last thing you said before you start to doze off.

You open your eyes feeling how the water got cold making you shiver. You look at the window to see it was night fall already. You got out of the tub then you got dress wearing your nightgown. You head off to the kitchen. “How in the world did my uncle get a place like this is beyond me, but I’m loving it. All dark and so mysterious was his touch I don’t know how aunty can deal with him.” You said with a smile. You open the fridge to see the food you unpack when you came in. “I guess chines it is time to reheat this bad boy up.” You said heading for the microwave. You look outside of your kitchen window to see a full moon out tonight. “Nice.” You said with a smile. Then you look to see the woods in the backyard, you remember what the officer told you that your aunt was found died back there. The microwave stop as you open it to take out your food. Then you walk into the living space that your uncle had made.

“Yeah my uncle is very odd, but hey I love it.” You said sitting on the couch. You grab your phone looking at the time seeing it was already late you ate your food. An hour pass as you was watching some horror movies that when you heard it. “Howling? At this time?” You said as you got up and headed to the kitchen window only to see nothing but the woods trees blowing in the wind in the full moon night. You walk to the door that lead to your backyard, you step outside walking towards the woods.Then you saw it as you stop, you saw something coming from the woods. It look pretty big from what you can tell it had blond fur with blue eyes. You shook your head. “What the hell. Is that a wolf?” You said as you walk up towards it. The wolf started walking up towards you as well. You stop dead in your tracks as you saw five more coming out from the woods. “Oh my god!” was all you can say. The other two wolves one was black with some blond fur on one side while the other one was brown, but much bigger than the others. Then you saw that the other three they must be females from the way they look. One had brown fur while the other one had reddish fur with a side cut? Then the last one has pink fur?

You started to walk back from the wolves. “Hey there doggies um...hey I’m going to head back inside because it’s late and I need to head out in the morning.” You said reversely. All five walk up to the blond wolf as they all stood side by side with each other. You started walking backwards to the house as they start walking forward towards you. “Hey now stay back!” You said while walking back right before you can look back you trip over a small rock falling back hitting your head on ground hard. “Ouch! My head!” The wolves stop, seeing that you got hurt. The three female wolves ran to you as the one with the pink fur start to lick your hand while the other two was trying to help you up. The other three males start to walk past you too the house opening the door while you got up holding you head walking back into your house. You walk back in as you headed into the living space sitting down for now. “Oh god that hurts so bad.” You look down to see all six of them either sitting or laying on the floor in the living space. “Oh boy.” You said.

You got up as you headed into the kitchen opening the fridge to take out some water drinking it down. Then you look back to see them looking at you. “Ok then I guess your all in my house now. So here are some rules no peeing or shitting in my house. If you have to use the bathroom you'll go outside.” You pointed at the door in the kitchen. You held your head once again as the wolf with blond hair walk up to you licking your hand. You look down at him then you smiled. “You seem pretty sweet.” You look at the dog tag it had around its neck. “Ambrose. Nice name for wolf.” You said then you look up to see the rest. You walk up to them as you look at the dog tag. “You name is Rollins, yours is Reigns. So all three of you are boys, let see you three over there.” You walk over to see there tags. “Lets see your name is Logon uh just like from Marvel uh?” You said giggling “Ok your name is Morgan, and your name is Riot.” You said looking back at all of them. “I don’t have food right now because I just moved in today.” You said looking at them.

Ambrose start to push you out of the kitchen trying to make you go up to your room. “Hey there little guy clam down will ya.” You said patting his head. The other wolves Rollins and Reigns start to pull you to the stairs which work for some odd reason. “Ok you guys I think I know what your trying to do I getting it. I’m going to bed.” You said walking up the stairs Ambrose started to follow you up the stairs as the other stood down stairs in the kitchen. You walk right into your bedroom head right for your bed. “This is my room Ambrose I’m just going to lay down until who knows what my head hurts.” As you laid down Ambrose jump on your bed licking your face. “Hey, hey it’s alright boy I’ll be fine.” You said wiping your face. You look into his eyes seeing how blue they were, like human eyes. You look at him jumping off the bed as he look back at you one more time before he bark for you to sleep. “Goodnight.” You said closing your eyes pretty much finally sleeping in peace.

Ambrose exited your room then back to his crew. They all laid down in the living space all looking at each other. Reigns stood up as he look at everyone in the room. The others stood up as they look at him. They all took a deep breath as they all howl together. Logan walk off heading to the front part of the house. There was a small door that she was able to open by pulling a small rope. In there was some human cloths for the wolves something you never saw when you moved in. She want back to her group. The morning was coming Reigns nodded his head as they howled one last time before the sun started to rise. Then everyone in the living space start turn there bones breaking hurting them as they start to turn back into human. There howling start to sound like screams of people in pain. The next thing that happen was the wolves now all laying on the ground holding there bodys feeling the pain from them being wolves.

You open your eyes looking around your bedroom seeing that it was still dark. “Is it morning already?” You said getting out of bed heading to the window opening up the curtains in your bedroom. “Oh I see it’s just cloudy today.” You said walking away from the window. Then you remember the dogs. You ran out your room then down the stairs straight into the kitchen gone. Then right into the living space gone as well. “There gone but how?” As you sat on the floor looking around nothing.

#wwe imagine #the shiled #roman reigns #dean ambrose #seth rollins #ruby riott #shara logan #liv morgan

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magnolia-among-the-stars · 7 years ago

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How Far They’ve Come Series // Ruby Riott

TV Debut January 13, 2016 — Number 15 Entrant in the Inaugural 2018 Women’s Royal Rumble

#WWE #WWE Raw #wwe smackdown #wwe imagines #women's wrestling #women's royal rumble #royal rumble 2018 #Royal Rumble #ruby riott

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crazytossarainbowdreams · 4 years ago

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Recent WWE releases and predictions

I just heard the News that WWE released:

Aleister Black

Strowman

Murphy

Ruby Riott

Lana

and

Santana Garrett.

In Lanas case, i could imagine her asking for her release to be with Miro.

With Aleister Black... he just came back and talked about his release in his recent stream. He said that he was promised a new theme song and also a United States Title run. I really dont get why he was released.

On Strowman: As reported by Fightful Select, Braun Strowman signed a “monster” contract with WWE in 2019 for well into 2023, and the big money was likely a catalyst for WWE releasing him.

also there have been report about V.McMahon and him having verbal fights about Strowman wanting a main event place and Title oportunities. Makes me think.... Maybe his storyline with Shane was to really bury him before releasing him. Litteraly a kick in the ass on his way out.

The other releases i simply cant explain to myself. But i have some predictions about the next people to go ( word is that there are more releases coming)

my predictions are:

Shelton Benjamin ( getting kicked of the hurt buisnes and losing in seconds)

Liv Morgan

Elias ( i hope )

Drew Gulak

Otis

Keith Lee

Reconing

Jaxson Ryker

I really really hope Jeff isnt one who is going to be fired. but right now, at this point nothing will suprise me.

...If that happens, i hope he wil not join AEW

#Jeff Hardy #Elias #Strowman #Lana #Aleister Black #WWE #wwe releases #WWE Raw #WWE Smackdown #WWE NXT #WWE booking

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mjfass · 4 years ago

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If I ever go to Raw, Smackdown or a PPV, I would bring a sign that says

"Rhea could brutilize me, riptide me and I would say "thank you daddy""

If I ever go to Raw, Smackdown of a ppv I would bring these signs:

“Baysexuality exists”.

“Bayley, You deserve better”

“Give Cesaro a push, you cowards”

“Anyway, I miss Bray Wyatt”

“I don’t hate you Roman, I don’t even dislike you. I hate this idea that you are the best”

“Give Triple H the company, you cowards”

“Respect Bayley challenge”

“Naomi deserves better”

“Cesaro > everyone else”.

“Imagine being so stupid that you fire Ruby Riott. Can’t relate”.

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south-of-heaven · 10 months ago

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Ruby Riott/Soho Masterlist

Can't stop

Cuts and bruises

#wwe fanfiction #wwe x reader #wwe #pro wrestling #wrestling #aew rampage #aew dynamite #aew fanfiction #aew imagine #ruby soho x reader #ruby riott x reader #ruby riott #ruby soho

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gamergirl929 · 5 years ago

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My Best Friend’s Girlfriend (Liv Morgan x Reader)

Anonymous Request: Could you possibly do a Liv Morgan imagine where she has a crush on the reader but thinks that she's dating Ruby (but she's not.) Please end it with smut.

Ruby Riott laughed as you gave her nudge, the green haired woman’s arm around you as the two of you laughed, whispering into one another’s ear.

Liv frowns, turning away from the two of you, a funny feeling in the pit of her stomach.

Liv had always liked you, and when she said always, SHE MEANT always, even since your time together at NXT.

How could she like you when one of her GOOD FRIENDS, Ruby Riott was dating you?

Her stomach tightens with guilt, as her shoulders sag, your head hanging in shame.

“Hey! Liv!”

The blonde winces as she turns around, grinning as she makes her way towards you and Ruby, the two of you grinning.

“You okay?” You ask worried and Liv nods.

“Yeah, I’m fine.”

The words taste like bile on the tip of Liv’s tongue, seconds later though she’s saved in the form of a tech, informing her that she was up next, in a rematch against Charlotte Flair.

“Good luck Liv.” You grin, the blonde giving you a small smile before she takes her leave, leaving you and Ruby behind, the green haired woman turning towards you, eyes narrowed.

“What?” You snort, the woman rolling her eyes.

“Good wuck wiv...” She mocks you and you growl, frowning.

“Dude, go for it, you need to stop beating around the bush and tell her how you feel.” She gives you a shove and you throw your head back, groaning loudly.

“I can’ttttttttttttttt!” You whine, the green haired woman punching you in the arm.

“Get your head out of your ass Y/N.”

***

The second Liv limps through the curtain you’re at her side, slipping an arm around her, the woman leaning against you heavily.

“Hey, are you alright?” You ask, the blonde giving you a curt nod.

Your eyes narrow.

“I’m not convinced.”

Liv sighs as you lead her to a nearby crate, helping her sit down on top of it, more like lifting her in the air before placing her down on top of it, jumping up beside her.

You eye her expectantly, the blonde’s blues locking with yours.

“I didn’t win...” She mumbles under her breath and you frown.

“Liv...” You whisper, shuffling closer until the woman can lean against you.

“You had one of THE best matches of your career, you gave Charlotte a run for her money, and I know next time, you’ll get her.” You smile, the blonde huffing as she leans against you.

“But...”

You shake your head.

“No buts Morgan.” You nudge her and she huffs, even louder, sending you a mock glare.

“That is the LEAST deadly thing I have EVER seen.” You tease, the woman rolling her blue eyes as she lays her head on your shoulder.

“Shut up.” She mumbles and you snort.

“Real convincing argument.” You smirk, closing your eyes as you lean against her, your cheeks dusted pink and your heart slamming in your chest, the woman beside you in a similar state.

Liv swallows hard, another pit forming in her stomach.

“Where’s Ruby?” She asks and you shrug.

“I don’t know, probably backstage somewhere.” You hum, Liv unable to bite back a smile at the fact that you’re staying with her and not looking for Ruby, but with that elation came guilt.

She was in love with her best friend’s girlfriend and she had no idea what she was going to do about it.

***

After each and every match, you were there for not only Liv, but Ruby as well, making sure the two were taking care of themselves.

The more it went on, the more Liv’s crush on you grew and grew, along with her guilt. She wanted you, but you were Ruby’s, and the last thing she would EVER do was break her best friend’s heart.

“Hey, you okay?” Ruby gives the blonde a nudge, the woman’s blue orbs widening as she clears her throat.

“Ye-Yeah, I’m fine.” She shrugs and Ruby hums.

“Are you REALLY?” She asks and Liv plasters on a fake smile.

“Why wouldn’t I be?” She asks and Ruby smirks.

“Is this because of Y/N?”

Liv almost instantly feels the urge to vomit, her eyes wide as she stares at her best friend.

“Wh-Why would it have anything to do with Y/N?” She asks, scoffing and Ruby chuckles.

“I see the way you look at her Liv.”

Liv’s mouth opens and closes before she blurts out what she’s been holding in for so long.

“I-I-I didn’t mean to fall in love with her! It just happened!”

“Liv...”

“I know the two of you are together, and I’m like, the worst friend in the world...”

“Liv, what-

“I am so so sorry, and if you hate me that’s-

“LIV!” Ruby yells, giving the blonde a shake, ultimately silencing her.

“Ruby I-

“Y/N AND I AREN’T TOGETHER!” Ruby yells and Liv’s eyes widen, the woman shaking her head.

“What... I-

Ruby shakes her head, huffing.

“We aren’t together, we’re just friends you dolt.” She gives Liv a playful nudge, the blonde’s blue orbs wide.

“So...” Liv swallows hard.

“So, she’s not your girlfriend?” She asks and Ruby nods.

“And that means I haven’t fallen in love with my best friend’s girlfriend?” She asks and Ruby grins, clapping her hands.

“I fucking knew you were into each other!” She grins, Liv’s blue orbs widening, her head snapping in Ruby’s direction.

“What do you mean, into EACH other?” She asks, Ruby’s eyes widening as she cringes, glancing away.

“Oh! COMING!” Ruby yells, sprinting away, leaving Liv behind, the blonde in utter disbelief.

Liv grins, giggling, her heart skipping a beat in her chest as the butterflies flap their wings wildly.

“She likes me too?”

***

You rub the back of your neck, a grin on your face.

You’d secured the biggest win of your career, a major upset against Nia Jax, the woman irate at the fact that you’d beaten her.

The first person to greet you after you slip through the curtain is Liv, the woman squealing as she throws her arms around your neck.

“Oh my god, that was amazing!”

Ruby ruffles your hair and you snicker, giving her a playful shove.

“Biggest upset of your career, literally, Nia is a big, bad, bitch.�� Ruby snickers, her eyes as wide as saucers when Nia slips through the curtain, her nostrils flared and lip curled in a snarl.

You flip around, blocking Liv off from the angry woman whose eyes narrow as she glares down at you.

“You and me, next week. I promise you; you won’t get lucky next time.” She sneers, knocking her shoulder with yours as she passes.

You watch Nia as she walks off, the win bittersweet considering next week, Nia was going to do everything she could to decimate you.

That fear washes away when Liv runs a gentle hand down your back, the blonde giving you a massive grin.

“You did good Y/N, I’m proud of you.” She cups your cheek and you sigh, leaning into her touch, your eyes fluttering shut.

“Thanks Liv.” You whisper, the blonde grinning, that is until Ruby scoffs.

“I’m proud of you too.”

“Yeah, whatever.” You stick your tongue out her, the woman giving you a playful shove.

Liv can’t help but grin as she watches the two of you playfully fight, but deep down she feared what would happen to you next week.

What Nia had in store for you.

***

Next week came faster than you had expected, and soon you were ready to go out to the ring, Nia pacing said ring like a caged animal.

“Excuse me, Y/N, any comment before you head down to the ring for your match against Nia?”

You turn to Charly, taking a deep breath.

“Let’s hope I get lucky again.” You shrug, giving the backstage analyst a smile, stilling when someone wraps their arms around you from behind.

“Go out there and show her it has nothing to do with being lucky.” Liv whispers in your ear and you grin, leaning back into her.

“I’ll do my best.”

You take a deep breath, your music hitting as you move towards the curtain, glancing over your shoulder at both Liv and Ruby, the woman giving you a nod as she slips an arm around Liv’s waist.

“Show her what you’re made of.”

You give her a nod, turning around and heading through the curtain.

“Show time.”

***

You were completely and utterly spent, though when you saw your opening, you took it, rolling Nia up.

ONE

TWO

THREE!

You slip out of the ring, stumbling up the ramp backwards, falling on your ass and shuffling backwards, a grin on your face.

The WWE Universe cheers their assent, throwing their hands in the air chanting, YES, YES, YES!

Nia is absolutely livid, smacking the ropes and roaring at the ref as Liv and Ruby run to you, helping you to your feet.

The three of you back towards the entrance, Ruby and Liv singing your praises whereas you keep your eyes on Nia who looks absolutely furious.

Ruby leans towards you, whispering in your ear.

“Unfortunately, it looks like she isn’t done with you.”

You nod.

“Unfortunately.”

“Fortunately, you’ve got two wins over one of the best in the business.” Liv shrugs and you smirk.

“True.”

“BUT, that means Nia is coming after you like an angry wrecking ball.”

You swallow hard.

“Also, true.”

Nia snarls from the ring, surprising you when she literally destroys the ref, eyes full of an absolute furry.

“I’m so fucked.”

***

“WHOA!”

Suddenly you’re shoved into a small alcove by Liv Morgan, the woman pushing you against a wall and out of sight, your lips inches from hers.

“Nia’s coming.” She whispers, but you couldn’t care less, your Y/E/C orbs zeroed in on Liv’s lips.

Liv is completely unaware that you’re far from worried about Nia, your heart slamming in your chest as you think about what her lips might feel like against yours.

“I think she’s gone.” Liv whispers, turning back towards you, her blue orbs wide.

It’s then she glances down at your lips, the butterflies in her and your stomach ecstatic as the two of you close the distance between you.

You gasp against her lips, Liv inhaling sharply at the feel of your lips against hers.

The two of you briefly part, eyes fluttering open and locking.

Liv cups your cheeks, the woman’s blue orbs darting around your face.

You lean back in at roughly the same time, your lips meeting again, the kiss just as mind blowing as the first.

Your fingers tangle in Liv’s blonde locks, pulling her close as your lips moving against hers.

The two of you eventually part, your forehead resting against hers as the two of you grin.

“I’ve been wanting to do that... For SO long...” You whisper, Liv’s eyes widening.

“R-Really?” She asks and you grin, leaning back in, pressing another kiss to her lips.

“Really.”

Liv shakes her head.

“And I thought you were with Ruby all along.” She laughs and your eyes widen.

“Wh-What? M-Me and Ruby?” You snort loudly.

“Don’t get me wrong, Ruby’s a babe, but no.”

Liv giggles as she leans in, pressing another kiss to your lips.

“Good.” She shrugs and you snicker.

“For you?”

“Definitely for me.”

***

The two of you had danced around the kiss, the both of your cheeks flushing whenever you saw each other, something Ruby was quick to catch onto.

“Did something happen between the two of you?” Ruby asks, her arms crossed across her chest and you shrug, watching as Liv takes down Billie Kay.

“N-Nothing.” You mutter, cheeks flushed and Ruby claps her hands.

“Holy SHIT you kissed!” She bounces on her feet and your eyes widen.

“What we did not!”

Ruby scoffs.

“Bullshit.”

You throw your head back, groaning.

“Fine, fine we kissed.” You blush, the woman grinning as she claps her hands.

“Fucking FINALLY!”

You snort, shaking your head.

“But, we haven’t talked about it again...” You mumble, shuffling from foot to foot and Ruby sighs.

“Jesus Christ, you two couldn’t dance more around your feelings if you tried.” She rolls her eyes, pinching the bridge of her nose.

“Just talk for God’s sake.” She shakes her head and you huff, grinning when Liv gets the one, two, three.

“We will.”

***

Liv knocks on your hotel room door nervously, the woman’s stomach aching, her heart racing.

You’d asked her to come to your hotel room to talk, which meant the two of you were finally going to talk about the kiss you’d shared a few weeks ago.

The door swings open seconds later and you smile, immediately stepping to the side.

“Come on in.” You nod your head, Liv silently making her way into the room before awkwardly standing in the middle of the room.

You swallow hard, taking a deep breath.

“S-Sit?” You motion to the bed and she nods, the two of you sitting on the end of the bed.

The two of you remain silent, so much so you can hear the TV from the other rooms beside yours.

You chuckle.

“We’re idiots, aren’t we?” You laugh and the blonde giggles.

“Yeah kind of.”

You take a deep breath.

“I want more with you Liv...” You swallow hard, unable to look at the woman who is staring at you wide eyed.

“I just, I was wondering if you wanted to stay in tomorrow? I know it’s not the best like, first date idea, but I just want to be with YOU, no one else.” You mumble, finally gaining the courage to turn to the woman, unable to hold back a smile when she grins.

“So, do you want-

Liv cuts you off with a kiss, the woman cupping your cheeks, her lips moving softly against yours until the two of you part.

She leans in, resting her forehead against yours.

“I’d love to.”

***

Liv was absolutely giddy.

A stay date was not only your type of scene, but hers as well, so it was the PERFECT set up for the both of you.

The two of you had planned to spend the entire day together, meeting in your room after breakfast for your ‘stay date.’

Liv knocks on your door, the wooden barrier immediately flying open to reveal her stay date companion, AKA, you.

“H-Hey.” You smile, stepping aside, Liv pressing a kiss to your cheek on her way by.

“Soo, I uhh, thought we could wa-watch some movies, have lunch and d-dinner?” You stammer nervously, Liv’s blue orbs sparkling as she moves towards you, cupping your cheeks.

“It sounds perfect.” She whispers, her blue orbs dropping to your lips, giving you the que to lean in, your lips pressing gently against hers.

“Perfect because you’re here.” You wiggle your eyebrows and Liv giggles.

“Ohhh, laying it on thick there Romeo.” She falls on your bed, much unlike the night before when she’d nervously stood in the middle of the room.

“Well come on hot stuff, let’s pick a movie.”

***

The stay date was going wonderfully, after a nice lunch the two of you had snuggled up as you watched a horror movie, the blonde burying her face in your chest.

Night had slowly started to fall, meaning the dinner would soon be on its way, something you’d ordered after finding out what Liv’s favorite meal was.

“So... Uhhh, I was wondering if m-maybe you wanted to stay the night with me...” You wiggle nervously, Liv’s blue orbs wide as she turns towards you.

You flail your hands, shaking your head, your cheeks blood red.

“N-No, not that!” You stammer, the woman giggling at the look on your face.

“SO, you’re saying you’d be fine with dealing with my morning breath and bedhead?” She asks and you snicker.

“More than fine...” You smile, the two of you leaning in, your lips meeting in a tender kiss.

“So, I better go get my stuff?” She asks and you grin.

“If you want to stay the night with me.”

Liv steals another quick kiss.

“I do.”

***

The second the movie ended and Liv had left for her room, you’d sprang into action, the food being dropped off at LITERALLY the perfect time.

You’d nearly had everything set up when she’d knocked on the door, cursing at the lighter for not working.

“Y/N?” Liv calls out and you sigh in relief, lighting the candles you’d placed at the center of the table.

“Sorry! Coming!”

You crack the door, Liv’s brows furrowing as her eyes narrow.

“Did you change your mind?” She chuckles nervously and you shake your head.

“No. Never. I just...”

You step to the side, opening the door and Liv’s eyes widen, her mouth dropping open as she surveys the dimly lit room, your still hot dinners placed on the table that was decorated with lit candles, the TV switched to a channel playing soft music.

Liv turns to you with a grin, dropping her suitcase by the door.

“You did this all while I was gone?” She asks and you shrug.

“I only want you to... Have the best...” You blush, beaming when the woman cups your cheeks, leaning in to press the sweetest of kisses to your lips.

“I have the best already.” She winks and you grin, playfully bumping your nose against hers.

“Oh? You do?” You ask, you tongue trapped between your teeth as the woman giggles.

“Yeah, I do. Now let’s eat, I’m fucking starving.”

You push the door shut behind you, grinning as the woman makes her way further into the room, examining your dinner set up.

“You do this for all the ladies?” She teases and you smirk.

“No, only a certain one.”

Liv grins, making her way back to you to kiss your lips.

“Me?” She asks innocently and you nod.

“Yeah, you.”

***

Liv’s eyelids flutter as your fingers run through her hair, the woman practically purring under your ministrations.

“Today has been perfect...” She yawns, the woman grinning as she snuggles into your side, the grin on your face massive.

You hum.

“Perfect enough for you to be my girlfriend?” You ask boldly, though on the inside you’re quaking your heart slamming wildly in your chest.

Liv’s blue orbs flash open, the woman as far from asleep as she could possibly get when she turns towards you, a lump forming in your throat.

“Was it too soon? I’m sorry if it was I just-

Liv cups your cheeks, leaning in to press a firm kiss to your lips, a kiss that takes your breath away.

Liv’s eyes darken as she climbs on top of you, her lips slamming against yours.

Your fingers tangle in her hair, Liv’s tongue flicking at your bottom lip, asking for entrée, which you grant.

The first time your tongues touch it’s like pure ecstasy, the two of you moaning into the kiss.

Liv sighs as your hands run down her body, resting on her ass, giving it a squeeze with a cocky smirk.

“Don’t start something you can’t finish.” She teases and you grin, flipping the two of you over, hovering over the blonder with a grin.

“And if I wanted to keep going?” You ask, laughing when Liv rolls you back over, the woman licking her lips.

“I can’t say I’d be opposed to that.”

She ducks down, kissing your neck teasingly as your crane your neck giving her more to work with.

Liv nips at your pulse point and you groan.

“There?” She whispers and you sigh, your tongue swiping at your lips as your hands roam.

Liv gasps as your hands slip up the back of her shirt, your nails gently scratching her back. She holds her arms up and your eyes widen.

“Are you sure?” You whisper the blonde nodding, giving you the okay to rid her off her top.

You sit up, gently pulling her shirt over her head, your eyes roaming the newly exposed flesh, her breasts covered by a lace bra.

Liv’s legs wrap around your middle, as your lips again meet, your tongues tangling.

Liv’s nails dig into the nap of your neck and melt, the blonde’s tongue trapped between her teeth, watching as you again melt at the pass of her fingers on the nape of your neck.

“I think I found someone’s spot...” She whispers in your ear and you chuckle.

You use Liv’s position on top of you to your advantage, the woman gasping as you pepper her neck with kisses, Liv throwing her head back as you nibble at her jawline.

You latch onto her pulse point, teasing it with the tip of your tongue, the woman shuddering on top of you.

Liv grabs your shirt, your hands flying up in the air so she can strip the garment off of you, revealing your bra covered chest to her.

Meanwhile you duck your head, kissing the swells of her breasts, the woman gasping as you nibble on the swells of her breasts.

“Take it off.” She whispers, your eyes widening as you pull back.

“You’re sure?” You ask, the blonde cupping your cheeks, leaning in to press a kiss to the tip of your nose.

“I am.”

Your hands slip behind Liv’s back, unhooking her bra deftly, Liv letting the bra slide down her arms before she discards it somewhere in the room.

Your eyes rake down your front, your core throbbing as you eye the woman’s pale flesh.

“You’re gorgeous.” You whisper as you lean in, peppering the newly exposed flesh with tender kisses.

Liv gasps as you suck one of her pert nipples into your mouth, your tongue lashing against it as you suck on it, giving it a nip.

“Shit Y/N...” She moans, a grin stretching across your face as you lavish her other breast with equal attention, the woman giggling as you playfully nuzzle against the bottom of her breast, the woman wiggling in your lap.

Liv sneakily slips her hands behind you, unhooking your bra before she gives your breasts the same attention as you’d given hers, the woman leaving love bites all over your chest.

She giggles as you roll the two of you over, your fingers digging into her sides.

You slide down her body, your fingers tracing the hem of her shorts.

Liv’s dark blue orbs lock with your equally dark Y/E/C orbs, the woman giving you a curt nod.

You take a deep breath, pulling not only her shorts down, but her thong as well, tossing it over your shoulder.

Liv giggles as you nuzzle against her ankle, kissing her calves, stopping to nibble her thighs.

“Y/N!” She giggles, playfully swatting at you and you grin, staring at the apex between her thighs, the woman’s slit glistening with her slick.

Liv’s eyes lock with yours as your fingers run along her slit, the woman sighing, her bottom lip trapped between her teeth.

You climb on top of her, your hand still between her legs, fingertips teasing her clit.

“Do you want my fingers...?” You whisper in her ear, the blonde nodding rapidly.

“Please.”

You run your fingers between her folds, the woman gasping as you stroke her clit.

Liv’s breath hitches as you draw tight, fast circles over her clit, the woman moaning shamelessly, clinging to you as her hips rock.

“Oh god, just like that.” She gasps, her face contorting in pleasure as your fingers work between her legs.

“Please, Y/N...” She gasps, your lips latching onto her earlobe, giving it a nibble.

“Please what?” You ask the blonde groaning.

“Inside.”

Your fingers tease her entrance, the heat pouring from between her legs making you sigh.

“I bet you’re really tight.” You whisper in her ear, the tip of your fingers slipping inside her.

“Fuck.” Liv grunts, blue orbs locking with your Y/E/C ones when two fingers slip inside of her.

“I was right, you’re so tight.” You whisper, letting her adjust before your fingers curl, slipping out of her before sliding back in.

Liv’s mouth hangs open as your fingers slip in and out of her, harder and faster, the woman unable to even vocalize considering she’s consumed by her pleasure.

“Just like that!” She cries as your fingers slam into her, the blonde’s breath hitching over and over again, her walls fluttering around your fingers.

“You’re so close, do you want to cum?” You whisper, the blonde nodding rapidly, brows knitted in pleasure.

“Oh, please Y/N, let me cum...”

You curl your fingers just right, the blonde stiffening before she cries out, body quaking hard, the woman letting out soft moans and grunts as she comes down from her high, your fingers aiding her.

“Oh, my fucking God, that was SO good...” She shivers, the aftershocks of her orgasm making her quiver.

You lick your fingers clean, the woman chuckling as you hum.

“You taste amazing...” You whisper, the blonde smirking.

“Well, how about we see how good you taste...”

You’re on your back in seconds, Liv pulling your pajama pants and panties down, the woman crawling between your legs.

Liv kisses your lips softly, trailing down your chin, to your chest, stopping at your abs when your breath hitches.

“I’m going to have fun with you, you have so many spots.” She teases, nuzzling into your muscles before she finally reaches the apex of your thighs.

“Let Liv have a taste...” She purrs, her tongue running through your folds, a raspy groan crawling up your throat.

Liv hums, her lips brushing your clit.

“I’m gonna make you feel so good...”

The tip of Liv’s tongue flicks against your clit and you tremble.

“F-Fuck...” You grunt, the woman smirking as she flattens her tongue against your clit, shaking her head back and forth.

“S-shit...” Your fingers flex as they tangle in her hair.

Liv meanwhile is drinking you in like someone who’d been in the desert for weeks, the woman’s tongue teasing your entrance.

Your mouth hangs open, your pleasure clouding all of your senses, the only thing you can feel is the woman’s tongue working between your legs.

“So wet...” She blows between your legs and you groan.

“Ple-

Suddenly, two fingers invade your tight channel, her tongue working your clit as her fingers curl inside you, slipping in and out of you, hard and fast.

Your back arches, your hips rolling as the blonde works you to your highest peak.

“Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.” You chant the blonde grinning.

“You want to cum?” She whispers and you nod, groaning loudly as Liv sucks your clit into her mouth.

You cum with a literal snarl, shaking violently as you cum, stars exploding behind your eyes.

Liv helps you down from your high, her tongue lightly teasing your clit, as her fingers slow.

Liv climbs up you, your chest rising and falling, a lazy grin on your face as Liv snuggles into your side, hitching a leg up over your waist.

“Fuck that WAS good.” You whisper, the blonde giggling as she kisses your cheek over and over again.

Your lips split in a grin.

“So, does this mean you’ll be my girlfriend?” You ask, the blonde giggling as she rolls over on top of you, burying her face in your neck.

“Of fucking course.” She whispers and you grin, wrapping your arms tightly around her.

Soon, the blonde is fast asleep in your arms, a massive grin stretching across your face.

“And to think you thought I was dating Ruby.” You snicker, gasping when Liv bites your neck.

“Shut up.”

“You have to admit it was pretty funny.” You tease, Liv yawning as she nuzzles into your neck.

“No, go to sleep.”

You smile, holding her close, your eyes fluttering shit, the two of you soon falling fast asleep, right where you’d always wanted to be.

In each other’s arms.

#wwe #wwe imagine #liv morgan #liv morgan x reader #liv morgan imagine

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dimitrescus-bitch · 5 years ago

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Holiday Inn (Liv Morgan x Ruby Riott x Reader)

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“Yes, that was amazing!” Liv screeched as the two of you bounced around backstage. Ruby was walking behind the two of you, a little sluggish from the effort exerted during the match. You swore that you could have run around forever with Liv after that exhilarating match.

“Slow down,” Ruby panted and Liv skidded to a stop. You bumped into her and the two of you fell into a fit of giggles. You went from leaning on each other giggling to pushing each other against the wall as you engaged in a heated make out session. Ruby pulled you away from each other and hurried to get you to the hotel room. Once the hotel room door was shut, Liv was pulling off clothes, both yours and Ruby’s. You were trying to get Liv’s clothes off with the same amount of franticness.

“Hi,” you muttered as you stared at Ruby. She was blushing a bit, but she smiled at you and moved closer to you. You laid her back against the bed and pressed your lips against hers. Sex with Ruby always started out much softer and sweeter than it did with Liv. Liv crawled onto the bed behind you and began to kiss your neck. You sat up and turned to kiss her as Ruby pulled you down to grind against her. “Fuck.”

“I think someone wants our attention,” Liv teased and you nodded. You put your attention back on Ruby and Liv moved down to tease her. You couldn’t see what Liv was doing in between Ruby’s legs, but you definitely had an idea by how Ruby was moaning. Eventually, it got to the point where she couldn’t even kiss you, so you joined Liv in between Ruby’s legs. Liv’s mouth was around her clit, licking and sucking, as you slowly pushed two fingers inside of Ruby. You bit your lip as you stared at both Liv and Ruby, your eyes constantly flicking between the two of them.

“You’re so close Ruby, let go. You need it,” you said and Liv started to pick up speed with her tongue. You watched as that pushed Ruby over the edge and you rocked your fingers inside of her slowly until she had finished. Liv immediately pushed you down against the bed next to Ruby. She wasted no time in pushing her fingers inside of you.

“You love making us feel good don’t you? It makes you so wet and neither of us even have to touch you. You just have to touch us a little. You’re so good to us, sweet and loving,” Liv said and you bit your lip. Liv was sitting up as she pumped her fingers in and out of you. You kept eye contact until you noticed that she had brought her own hand in between her legs. Watching her get herself off made you hotter, which started a chain reaction between you and Liv. You had cum first, but Liv finished by grinding on your thigh. Once she was done, she laid down in between you and Ruby, letting the cool hotel room air conditioning cool her body down.

#liv morgan #liv morgan imagine #liv morgan x reader #liv morgan imagines #liv morgan x ruby riott x reader #ruby riott #ruby riott x reader #ruby riott imagine #ruby riott imagines #WWE #wwe imagines #wwe imagine #wwe x reader #WWE Raw #wwe raw imagine #wwe raw imagines #wwe raw x reader

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shanie-the-toyaddict · 4 years ago

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SHANIE’S ACTION FIGURE UPDATE!!!! 6/17/2021

Top Row: Elite 84 Zelina Vega (Collector's Edition), Elite 86 Carmella (Summerslam) Second Row: AEW Unrivaled Wave 1b Chris Jericho Third Row: Elite 85 Liv Morgan & Aleister Black (non-chase) Fourth Row: Elite 82 Finn Balor Bottom Row: Basic 121 Kane (flashback), Basic 117 Toni Storm (non-chase), Basic 119 Triple H

Not Shown: Milk-O-Mania Stephanie McMahon (flashback), Basic 119 Triple H #2 - **Custom Fodder** Also Not Shown: Doctor Who Series 2 Mickey Smith (forgot to photograph)

Hey ladies! New AFU Dropped!

SO! I got a HUGE Haul of figures today, plus other figures in the past week! I love it, so much sweet sweet plastic crack!

Anyway, I’ll try to keep this brief as it’s almost 6am and I need to start winding down.

This is a horrid photo of the Zelina figure, but I love her... despite the horrible, terrible, no good, very bad parts choice. Those arms vs those thighs? WHYYYY? Carmella, meanwhile... well, let’s just say this is the consolation prize Carmella Elite because I will never in a million years get my hands on the Mella In The Bank Carmella, so this is the only other option for a true Elite of her. And, frankly, I hate this figure (for some reason I am personally offended by any combination of black and pink), so she will be going on a back shelf and ignored. Sorry, ‘Mella.

It’s a Jericho figure. The detail is really nice on it but they could have applied it to a better person. Moving on.

I’m glad to finally have a Liv Morgan Elite but at the same time the fact that we never even got a basic of her second Riott Squad look (and a Ruby to go with her) is so upsetting to me that I sort of hate this figure on principle. And of COURSE I only get my hands on an Aleister Black figure after he’s been released. Naturally. Can’t imagine that happening any other way, frankly...

Finn. This is a great figure and I love the hands... only, I can’t seem to get the arms to do the pose right. It’s a tad upsetting, actually. Still the best Finn they’ve ever made, but at some point, I’d love to get my hands on a Demon King figure.

This Basic Kane is only in my collection because I have woefully few Flashback Kane figures and the ones that are out there are next to impossible to obtain. I *WILL* be touching him up to add the missing details. Toni Storm is there because, well, when I got my red attire chase version, I realized that the figure was molded for the regular version and wanted it instead. I’m probably going to display both, but on different shelves. Triple H, meanwhile, is just a little something to stash on the McMahon shelf when it goes up. I may or may not rip him apart for customs later but the other one of him I got already is in the process of being modified into a Corporate Shane figure (for me. The last one I made was for Aly).

Finally, as I said, I’m modifying the second Triple H into a Shane and, while I still haven’t decided what I’m doing with my new Milk-O-Mania Steph, there’s no sense in posting her as she’s going to be altered. Mickey Smith, meanwhile, is just another Companion Fill for my collection. I’m trying to get all the companions and I needed to replace the figure of him I wrecked in trying to make a Danny Pink.

Welp, that about covers it. That was... much longer than I had hoped for. These always get so damn long, especially when I get hauls like this.

Regardless, if you read this far, I hope you liked my little trip through toyland. Stay tuned for next month when I will inevitably make another of these. Same Damn Blog, Same Damn Hellsite!

#Shanie's Action Figures #Action Figures #WWE Figures #Shanie's Action Figure Update #Action Figure Update #mattel

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anxiety-trademark · 4 years ago

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The week in review:

Raw 12/14 NXT 12/16 NXT UK 12/17 Smackdown 12/18 TLC 12/20 + Main Event 12/17

Raw:

“This Sunday at tlc, it’s gonna be you and me against Nia and Shayna,” Lana says to Asuka, as a quiet ‘woo’ can be heard in the distance.

Lana facing her fears and fighting Nia Jax makes her the bravest person Asuka knows. Rolling. Fucking Asuka. ASUKA. wwe, stop.

Why isn’t Asuka accompanying Lana to the ring?

I like Lana’s gear.

Joe just compared Lana to a mosquito, goodbye.

Oh snap look how fast Lana did that headscissors takedown. We’re witnessing her progression, ladies and gents.

You know, I knew Lana would win this match, I knew exactly how she would win this match, but jfc what a treat watching it myself.

Nia’s face lmfao.

Shayna wrecking Asuka so she can’t save Lana from her inevitable fate. Still curious on whether or not this beatdown injured her, if she was injured going into the match, or if it was all really just a storyline.

Yikes this is sad.

Man that leg drop onto Lana’s ankle actually looked kinda wicked, ngl.

*distant woo intensifies*

Wow we got real tears from Lana. Points.

Becky and Charlotte have been gone, Alexa hasn’t been on tv, the Raw women’s championship has become a meaningless prop... what a dead period for this roster.

Hi why is this match happening?

I will never not be impressed by Dana’s entrance.

Is Mandy actually hurt? Why did they take her off tv for so long? Is Shayna the resident kayfabe shelver? “Hey this girl is actually injured, have her written off by Shayna” ?? Cuz I know they’re not splitting Dana and Mandy up, and Dana has been on tv every week since Mandy left. Must be genuine.

These 2 are running roughshod over the entire division at this point.

OH SHIT MANDY’S BACK WITH A KENDO STICK

Lmfao the babyfaces are fucking done with Nia and Shayna. Honestly that’s great, I love it when babyfaces band together to stand up to dominant duos. This has been going on long enough. They took out Mandy, took out Lana, were about to take out Dana. Totally fair.

Highlight: Lana getting a clean win over Nia & being taken out so my queen can return

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NXT:

It’s a funny thing with Toni and Rhea. Toni says she’s the reason Rhea came to nxt, but she’s also the reason I became such a huge fan of Rhea’s. Heard they were having some big TakeOver match and everyone was always praising Toni. So I checked into Blackpool solely to see what the Toni Storm fuss was about, and I left that ppv solely impressed by Rhea Ripley. Then I took particular notice of Rhea in the Royal Rumble a few weeks later, and I’ve been watching NXT UK for her ever since (til she moved). To see her growth has been tremendous, and she’s so young. Such a bright future.

The music to this is great.

Toni says she isn’t scared of Rhea, as if Rhea’s mere theme music didn’t scare the absolute shit out of Toni the week prior lol.

Toni’s not even a terrible promo, but the timing of her blinks could not be worse. Yes, it matters.

I can’t stop laughing at how fucking intensely Shotzi started this interview.

She does pissed off interviews well. I can feel her annoyance.

Really don’t want to see a Candice/Shotzi feud tbh but okay, I’ll try.

aaand there’s the howl. Awful.

Lmfao Rhea called Toni a piece of trash. This is gonna be interesting to see with the alignments reversed.

I don’t remember who won this match, but I’m betting it was Toni. Which is fair tbh. Rhea is probably on the “put some peeps over before moving up to the main roster” path that everyone in the women’s division walks on. They always eat at least one monumental, or a couple meaningful, loss(es).

Oh man that is fucked up. To not only be forced to continue punching/kicking a human (fun fact: the person on the offense takes quite the damage doing so) but to have the defenseless victim bleed out and beg for you to stop. That’s rough.

This was shot really well. That music holy shit, I’m creeped out. It’s like a horror movie.

I see the point. Numbs him to pain and breaks his will, while numbing her to mercy. Ruthless stuff.

Oh are we finally done with Indi’s neck brace? Cool.

I can’t believe wwe invested in this upgraded tank. I still don’t think it’d work on the MR, but points to the boss for shelling out the cash.

Wtf was that stumble and “fall” by Indi lmao.

If Candice was a real bully, she’d distract Shotzi by fucking with her tank at ringside.

Indi does need a mentor, she’s a hell of a lot greener than my mutuals have made it sound. oof.

Shotzi looks like she has no idea how to work with Indi, and Indi looks gassed, confused, and slow as hell.

All Indi knows it going from spot to spot while Shotzi waits around for her to get there.

Lol Indi failed at getting a dirty win. I don’t really care if this is a part of her The Way storyline, what a mess.

The only redeeming part of this piss poor segment was Theory shaking the troll’s head at Shotzi.

I’ll give wwe an extra $9.99 if they let this match have a clean ending.

“[Rhea] was at one point the biggest superstar in the world,” that isn’t even close to being true because Becky Lynch exists, but I’ll let it slide and pretend you said “in nxt”.

Their paths will be so similar to Becky and Charlotte in the future.

Wow what a sequence. That would’ve received an applause on the MR. Traded headlocks for restholds, threw around their strength, then went into a battle of pinfall reversals. Instead of following that with some stalemate, they didn’t take a breath and proceeded to dance with each other and showcase some chemistry before rolling back into a battle of pinfall reversals. The sequence started with a kick by Toni to Rhea’s midsection, and it ends with a kick by Rhea to Toni’s midsection. Peep that match production, good stuff.

My, my, those slaps to Toni’s back. Whew.

Yeah actually it’s really fucking cool that these 2 get to main event nxt together, come to think of it.

They sell well for each other.

Rhea has the best dropkicks, lesbireal.

Holy shit Toni’s headbutts make my own head hurt. God I wish she wouldn’t. Most people put their hands between the heads so no contact can be made, but Toni’s just like “lol fuck it”

This is a great match. This duo works a lot better with these specific alignments. Watching face Toni try to chop down Rhea is not as good as heel Toni being impossibly hard for Rhea to put away.

Women’s matches and never having a clean ending. Name a more iconic duo. Winter of overbooked women’s matches continues.

Like I had guessed Toni was gonna win anyway, but fucking come on.

*Bonus* online exclusive: Toni says playing by the rules got her diddly and squat, but like... she was a champion lol. “It ain’t even Toni time right now, it’s party time.” Alright.

Highlight: Rhea vs Toni minus the ending

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NXT UK:

I don’t know why we’re getting Isla Dawn vs KLR but anytime I get to see KLR fight, I’m here for it.

Hell even Isla’s song never kicks it out of first gear. Song has so much potential but it never goes to the next level.

Ahhhh my Scottish queen is here.

No, don’t compare Sasha’s basement meteora to the double knees Isla did. That was pitiful.

Anyway, KLR vs any of the 4hw would be fantastic, take my money. Sasha, Bayley, Charlotte, or the woman KLR wanted to face at TO Dublin, Dublin native Becky Lynch.

That back body drop is horrendous as a finisher. It’s like when Becky won her debut match the exploder suplex. Awful lmao. Imagine if KLR lost to a back body drop ffs.

You don’t get to be this frustrated for not being able to beat the champion when you’ve only been fighting for like 3 mins.

Isla’s pisspoor speed going in the corner, and her pisspoor roll off of KLR’s tornado ddt. Shame.

Such a clean transition from a failed pinfall attempt into a submission by KLR, whew.

This whole match was just a flex by KLR lmao.

There was a time where we had Becky Lynch, Bayley, Rhea Ripley and KLR as our champions. Wow, take me back plz.

The background music of this stupid recording is so unnecessarily dramatic, wow.

All for the delivery of a chair. Of a fucking chair. Piper... shut up and handle your shit.

For someone so much larger than the little man, Piper is insanely unintimidating.

Highlight: I got to see KLR wrestle

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Smackdown:

Bayley does run her mouth a lot. She’s kind of the EST at saying dumb shit that gets her into trouble lmao.

Bianca is so friggin good at interviews and in backstage segments. She hasn’t received much of a chance to do promos in the ring, let alone obviously to a live crowd, but I hope she shines there, too.

Has Liv reverted back to being a dumb blonde, or is it drugs? Stop letting her speak.

Love Riott Squad’s everchanging gear. Wonder who makes it for them.

Billie Kay claims that she’s a ‘seasoned’ ring announcer, and somehow that would not surprise me.

Tamina “get the fuck out of my face until I get a nap and a vat of coffee” Snuka, everyone.

Lmfaooo Tamina fucking chucked Liv across the damn ring. What a good job by Liv.

Ruby is exceptional at running the ropes. She gets a good spring off of it.

Tamina’s hair is always so beautiful, she gets points there.

Dropkick into a faceplant. Billie Kay gets pinned rofl. She’s so bad at wrestling and yet here I am ridiculously entertained.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with Carmella’s current persona, but man I wish she’d come out in a cut off tank top, camo pants, high tops and a printed hat.

I mean people are at home cuz covid, but go off.

Aye putting over Sasha. Good heel Mella.

Sasha has held the title for like a whopping 2 months and we’re already marking calendars. Sad.

In kf, Sasha is kind of mentally weak, so I’ll give Mella that. I’m not sure what it’s gonna take to shake that perception, either.

“Who is Sasha Banks if she’s not the Boss? Who is Sasha Banks if she’s not the best? It’s sad because that’s a question that not even Sasha Banks knows the answer too.” So I get that wwe are trying to help Sasha develop and fight off her past demons, but man these women are ripping her a new one. Sasha’s only 29 so she can grow and develop however she wants, but jeeze. Salt, meet the dagger Bayley stuck in Sasha’s back.

I like Mella cuz she knows how to hype her opponent’s accolades and strengths while cutting an immaculate heel promo where she hits them RIGHT where it hurts. She’s a pro. Heels should take notes.

This music is like the Jazz Vibes playlist I always listen to.

She just called Sasha cheap and frantic lmaoooo

Oh damn Sasha be out here looking like MONEY. That girl has style, even if it doesn’t always hit with me, she got style.

oof the crack of that slap to Reggie.

OOF the crack of the bottle shattering over Sasha’s poor back. rip.

Match at TLC should’ve been a champagne match. That entails whatever your mind comes up with; pouring alcohol on your opponent, dumping their head in a bucket of ice, breaking bottles over spines. It don’t matter.

“You don’t see me going around here bragging about how damn good I am,” lmao WHAT. Bayley is equal parts delusional and obnoxiously annoying.

One size heel does not fit all, but I think her version suits her beautifully.

If I were her I’d pick your brain too, but I’d also want a match, cuz people leave matches with you looking as good as humanly possible. Equal parts selfless as well.

She didn’t lie, this was absolutely her putting Bianca on the map on the main roster.

wwe: wants to strap a rocket to Bianca and make her a star. Also fucking wwe: “lol no we’re not gonna show you her full entrance, cry more scrub.”

Bayley still looks weird without a title.

Bayley mocks Bianca’s entrance and then gets swept onto the apron lmao. Idiot.

Bianca is a lot of flash and showboating, which is great from an entertainment standpoint, but she needs to do a little... less.

Fantastic snap of the hand against the led board. Bayley wrecking Bianca’s arm gonna hinder the flips.

“I’m the ER. I’m BET-TER. haha.” lmao Bayley is such a fucking dork. Got sent into the ring steps for her bravado. Love that there’s always immediate repercussions for Bayley’s arrogance.

Bayley turned midway going down onto Bianca’s knee for that backbreaker, there. Hope she doesn’t have a massive bruise. Looked like it’d leave a massive bruise.

3 things I’ll apparently never get to see again: Bianca’s hair whip, Bianca’s full entrance, and Bianca’s 450 splash. I’m tired.

These stupid fucking squats while Bianca is dangling off the top rope rofl I swear Bayley is something else. Girl knows how to entertain. “Bayley got a bit cute and Bianca made her pay,” story of Bayley’s life.

Beautiful spinebuster by Bianca. At least SOMEONE in the women’s division will use it.

Bit of a miscommunication there it seems. Bayley goes for a B2B, Bianca tries to block it, Bayley drops down to dodge and go for a cradle. She rolls Bianca all the way back, stands up and hesitates before running at Bianca with an elbow - even though Bianca is not in position to receive it - which Bianca counters by rolling Bayley up, but it was super obvious Bianca was just scouting the next spot. Bianca goes to pick her up for a powerbomb but Bayley has to kick out twice to prevent herself from being pinned while Bianca tries to lift her. That entire sequence was super messy.

Then Bianca nearly drops her lifting her all the way up lol. Yikes. Gotta be pretty fluent to pull that off. Not to plug my fav (but I’m totally gonna plug my fav); it’s a move Charlotte does in almost every match against Asuka or Becky, and you gotta be not only built to pull it off, but you need to have impeccable timing to make the transition look smooth. Extra points if you lift them off the mat RIGHT before a 3 (which Charlotte usually does)

Anyway, good match with a messy last 2 sequences. Bayley did what Bayley does best.

Highlight: Bayley vs Bianca

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TLC:

They really took Eva Marie and Sasha Banks’ characters and meshed them together while keeping Carmella’s obsession for animal print lol.

Really don’t like that gear. That’s a miss, Mikaze.

Beautiful arm drag. Sasha taking the idea of wrestling like a Lucha more seriously? Cuz she should, ain’t nobody else in the MR doing it.

Commentators say the trash talk is continuing, I say Sasha is quietly leading this match with a grimace. Peeped that “hit me”.

Carmella goes to suicide dive through the ropes just for Reggie to catch her, cept she got caught up and started turning in midair. Would’ve hit her neck and shoulder HARD had he not been there. Great catch indeed.

Sasha “rip my back” Banks.

Not to be douchey, but if you have to adjust your gear in the middle of a match and it’s not just to fill time or be used as character work, then you need to redesign your gear.

Sasha’s a great babyface once that bell rings man. I wish she could carry that energy everywhere.

Holy fuck that facebuster. SPIKED her head, oh my god. I have never seen anyone make a facebuster look so impactful. Points if intentional.

Oh the timing of Sasha blocking that superkick from legit connecting. God she’s good.

You know how I know this is a good match? I’m watching some of these near pinfalls and submissions knowing damn well Sasha’s gonna win, yet my anxiety is still spiking thinking Carmella might walk out with the title. I KNOW she doesn’t though lmao. Good sequences, believable offense, great near pinfalls. They work well together (I’m not surprised, Mella and Sasha both work well with almost anyone)

What a fantastic transition into the bank statement. Points.

That match should’ve ended by dq the second Reggie pulled Mella out.

Sasha could’ve sold that double superkick pinfall attempt a little bit more.

Carmella having a breakdown. What does that mean? That means she’s about to lose this match lmao. There it is, not even 10 seconds later hahaha.

Sasha sells pain so damn well. Good for her. Good defense of her title. Points to Sasha, she’s phenomenal every time she has an actual match. Post-match and she’s already annoyed me though lol. Ugh. Maybe she’ll get it soon enough.

Nice “replay” wwe. Billion dollar company btw.

Billie, drawing a horizontal line is not how you write ‘clairvoyant’.

“proficient in Japanese” aw Asuka was so excited for a split second lmao.

Oh no, she made a mask to match Asuka’s with a paper plate. Oh no no no. Travesty.

Ugh I’m so excited. I’ve already seen this and yet I’m excited. Here we are, the whole damn reason I started catching up on everything I basically refused to watch since June 22.

SHE LOOKS LIKE MONEY, WHEW. The queen IS back. She’s so fucking beautiful man.

Love how annoyed Nia looks. This is your comeuppance tbh. Could’ve just faced a measly Lana, but no, you had to play too much.

Really Charlotte shouldn’t be in the tag division, and really she shouldn’t give half of a fuck about Asuka, but we’ll get to that more in the future since this is already nearly 2 months old.

Nia’s doing a great job selling Charlotte’s return, and she’s not even active in the match rn. She does good work.

Bad camera angle on Asuka hitting the ring post.

Asuka getting wrecked lol.

I really despise that the Raw women’s championship was tied up in all of these storylines that have nothing to do with the Raw women’s championship. The Lana crap, the Charlotte crap, the tag teaming in general crap.

In hindsight, I now find it curious that Ric Flair was in the back for this match. Very curious. I swear, if the past 2 real time months weren’t a part of some master plan the Flairs came up with together, I will be SHOCKED.

Charlotte’s fucking crazy for doing those moonsaults to the outside though, for real. I know she was a gymnast and an exceptional cheerleader, but MAN you could not pay me to do fucking blind back flips that high up. Crazy.

She should’ve given us a spear in this match. I wanna go rewatch her work just to see some spears.

Good match. They needed to not focus on destroying Asuka for as long as they did, pacing was off for a little bit there.

Love how Charlotte sticks her tongue out when she bridges up into the figure 8. She’s such an asshole lmao.

If I could’ve changed one thing about that finish, I would’ve had Charlotte bounce off the ropes before hitting Natural Selection. Other than that, it was great.

Charlotte looks good with a title, idk *shrug*

The way Charlotte looked over at Asuka though. I really don’t trust her in hindsight lol.

Like how this Firefly Funhouse is setting the spotlight on Alexa before Bray takes his leave of absence, only wish she hadn’t missed 2-3 wks of tv.

What a fun way of running a video package.

Inferno matches are insane and I’m not sure why anyone would participate in such.

Think it’s smart they’re both leaving their jackets on tbh.

Alright that was cool. The way Fiend called up the flames was fucking cool. It looks amazing aesthetically. They could’ve never done the set quite like this if there had been fans.

WE HAVE STRAPS?! IS FIRE NOT ENOUGH?!? Man. Randy is a fucking trooper.

Guys. Guys excuse me, that strap is on fire, can... can we not, please??

Man is swinging a god damn pick axe at Randy Orton, I--

I hope that wasn’t actually flammable liquid cuz otherwise Randy is now soaked in it, and that’s insanely dangerous. Oh that’s great editing. So it was flammable, but Randy was out of the chair before the fire rushed at him. Also covered the chair in blood. That was cool.

Orton just pull the damn string out of the jacket real quick lol.

Caught Orton’s attempt at an rko with a mandable claw. Points.

Can someone... put him out? Editing trick? Were the flames real? Am I real??

Shouldn’t the bell ring? Match is over, right??

The dummy was kind of obvious ngl. Not to sound like an asshole, but they should’ve made it a bit thicker and more solid lol. Doesn’t really take me out of it though, cuz even though I’m sure it was a stunt double that got lit on fire by the ramp, someone was on fucking fire, and that’s intimidating in itself.

Also the dummy is melting. I’d say they should’ve used pig meat, but I’m sure vegans and animal rights activists would’ve had a field day writing to Snickers about that.

Was a good match, for what it was. I was entertained.

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*BONUS*

Main Event:

“Nasty Nikki” lol okay.

“The only reason people even know you exist is because you were Alexa Bliss’ best friend,” ouch. Truth is pain.

Ahahahah Lacey has hand sanitizer again.

Love that submission Lacey jumped into through the ropes, plus an eye rake. Fantastic.

That’s curious. Lacey and Peyton are arguing over the hand sanitizer as Lacey wants to squirt it on Nikki, while Peyton is claiming it’ll get her DQd. Now I’m on Peyton’s side in the sense that it should absolutely be illegal, but Lacey’s done it in a match against Nikki before, sooo ???

I like how Nikki fell trying to get back into the ring before the 10 count. Adds credibility.

Haha Nikki gets the pinfall over Lacey because Peyton was being a nuisance on the outside. Lacey big mad. That’s great.

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*Smackdown easily shined the brightest in what was a great week of wrestling. Utilized 8 women in 3 different storylines, couldn’t possibly complain about that.

#wwe #issa review #feel free to ignore these #cuz who tf cares lesbihonest #today's props goes to:#charlotte flair

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WWE Royal Rumble 2021 - Initial Thoughts

I know I’m late, but employment is still a thing, and I had to prioritize that over an all-nighter, but it’s time for the Royal Rumble, one of the more exciting shows of WWE’s schedule, so let’s get on with it!

Spoilers for Royal Rumble, you have been Warned

I might not invest too much in kickoff matches but the Women’s Tag Match was not a good time

It was fine before the end, but who the hell decided that Charlotte should control 90% of the champions’ offense and have the hot tag!? Asuka is the RAW WOMEN’S CHAMPION, not Charlotte. After the tag Asuka literally had one spot and she was dead, completely taken out of the match for *checks notes* being thrown over the Announcer’s Table...you know that thing several wrestlers come back from easily.

The finish was just too much too, Ric distraction didn’t work, Lacey distraction didn’t work, Kirufuda Clutch didn’t work but then the brass knuckles did. Too much.

And why TF are we putting titles back on Nia!? We should’ve just given the titles to the Riotts, or the winner of the Women’s Dusty Classic. It also cuts me deep that Asuka and Shayna are treated this way, even as champion Asuka is a side character to Charlotte T_T

Main show though and I don’t like the package and interviews between entrances

Drew vs Goldberg was just...meaningless.

It was cringy enough that Cole had to spout drivel to make 60 year old Goldberg seem strong but to have Drew be ‘injured’ by a barricade spear - something much more tired wrestlers have and will get back up from in less time and continue a longer match - was daft. Also saying that Goldberg’s spear or jackhammer is the best move of all WWE is stupid, it was a WCW thing

Thank God Drew Won, but the post-match does remind you of the meaningless circumstances this feud came about. Suddenly Goldberg is okay with Drew’s same manners of respect

I mean, Carmella’s entrance and gear is cool, but do you think it eats at Corey a little that Carmella’s ‘behind the curtain’ bit is a tad...red light district?

Sasha’s promo didn’t hit for me unfortunately

Reginald didn’t deserve to be ejected for that! He caught Sasha and get beaten up for it

Jesus Carmella! Sasha got barely any of that dive

Screeching and faffing aside, Carmella got a good showing...I do hate quick tap outs in title matches though

Sami cuts a good promo, but his content wasn’t exactly the best. New Day are hardly the management’s faves, it’s taken this long for E to get a singles run, Fans literally had to Yes Movement their way into giving Kofi the world title.

New Day’s Brodie gear was good though

Bad Bunny as the ‘Biggest Latin Artist’? Is Cole for real? I didn’t even know who he was before today

If the song is about Booker T then why is he dancing around GI Bro?

Come on Book, you hang on the Sucka! That’d be like if the Rock just went ‘If ya smell what the Rock is cooking’ without the drags or pauses

Ric’s ‘with a tear in my eye’ promo was after the Rumble though...

It’s actually a sad stat that just over half of the Rumble winners win titles

No Morrison segment for the escape spot!? He did it as much as Kofi dammit!

Sorry Greatest Royal Rumble is not canon for me

This Stat Attack has taken far too long

I’m okay with Mike Rome but couldn’t a woman have announced the Women’s Rumble? Where’s Lillian at!?

NAOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIII GIRL WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?

That hair is amazing as well

I know you can’t say it, but we all remember that Benoit won the rumble in the first two as well

Was...Bianca wearing earrings on her entrance, she looked like she was taking them off

Billie actually had the right idea, can’t be in the match until you enter the ring, it’s clever stuff

That tank did not look like it was meant to turn that direction XD

It actually surprises me every time how tall Shotzi is, I always imagine her short

Billie no...not with Shayna

The piped boos are highly unrealistic to boo even a heel Toni Storm

Shotzi eliminated and then horrible singer Jillian comes in? Urrrrgh, Bad Singer Jillian was terrible

Wrestling wise she hasn’t missed a beat though

Billie’s surprisingly being a highlight here with actual narra-OHMYSHITITSVICTORIA

Gear was a bit meh but Victoria definitely can still go

Oh Peyton the purple looks good on you, and her Widow’s Peak was not bad at all

Ah, good for Santana, for a moment I thought it said Santina and got a very bad chill

Damn Liv, Speed Machine!

Ooof, the betrayal is real Billie

THIS IS MY BRUTALITY!

Somehow I’m genuinely upset by every elimination so far, good job!

Aaaaaand then they got rid of Victoria and brought on Charlotte to immediately take out Rhea -_-

That was a clever move from Bayley but damn Ruby landed hard

Are we seeing a Bayley/Peyton team? Or is she just eliminating the Riotts for revenge for Billie, but also Liv Nooooo!

Torrie now, eh okay

Ouch for Dana

Lacey...no, this ain’t working

Poor Peyton, her elimination was a side chapter

And we missed Bayley’s elimination!? For Shame

Mickie! Good to see ya! Aaaaand being beaten by Charlotte...

Nikki Cross is back too! Hopefully they find a good story for her

Alicia Fox? I guess she sobered back into the good gra...R-Truth? No

Oh yeah, Humberto is a thing

Jerry shut the fuck up!

The 24/7 stuff was super unnecessary, we did not need to take focus off this match

Lacey eliminating Mickie, rude.

Dakota should’ve gotten more time, she barely lasted a minute

Reginald again deserves better

See Tamina vs Rhea would be exciting...if Tamina was booked better

Naomi’s chemistry with Bianca is really insane right now

Lana *reminded of her feud with Shayna and Nia* Also Lana *goes for Rhea*

That was a hard tackle on Alexa by Rhea...aaaaand she’s eliminated mid ‘transformation’ a bit worthless for me

Road Warrior Ember Moon! And right into the Eclipse that’s the good shit

Baszler probably shouldn’t have eliminated Lacey story-wise

The Betrayal is real for Tamina as well

What’s with the crazy camera cuts!?

Nia eliminating Baszler? Nah...

Hold on Cole, baiting Nia over the ropes isn’t a ‘tremendous elimination’

The betrayal is real for Lana too, Nattie sure shrugged off that double assault

I get that the narrative is that Charlotte has beaten both Bianca and Rhea before, but to hang against both of them after already being in a match and hanging on from two apron attacks was daft. Stop making her super strong, she’s mega talented yes but giving her the Brock Lesnar energy does her no favours

That close call though with Rhea and Bianca was great, need more spots of two wrestlers about to be eliminated at the same time

The final bit of chain wrestling too was great, that’s what you need at the final part of a rumble, the mini-match

I had Rhea as my win prediction but am more than happy for Bianca, who was my second choice. Winning at No. 3 is great and her emotional promo just gets her more over. Bianca vs Sasha’s gonna be wild too

Overall the Women’s Rumble was good, most of the women got shine and there were a few mini stories too, do wish that more time was given to some women and that Sonya was in the rumble but the returns were good and most of the eliminations got me good

Miz talking about guaranteeing a championship run like he didn’t lose the last cash-in and didn’t have a chance to cash in previously this night when Drew was ‘reeling’ from the barricade spear.

I reiterate that I wish Sonya was in the rumble, but do like her endorsement of Bianca

Again, this 24/7 stuff is wrong place and time right now

Last Man StANDing Match for the UniVERSal Championship

Cole, there is Champion’s Advantage. Triple H vs Michaels Last Man Standing, neither men made the 10 so Trips kept the title, 17 years ago. Royal Rumble 2004.

See, this is where a Finisher Spotfest works, because it’s not about pinfalls it’s about keeping people down

The camera switches are not doing good on this portion of the side of the thunderdome

Yes, attacking the knees, this is the Cerebral ‘rope breaks with his pinkie finger’ Owens I like to see

Ooof the Golf Cart, a la Kane and Stadium Stampede

Why is this training area just like a second arena

Lil’ running ref in the background

Right into that conveniently placed mini-ladder

Not the forklift! Think of Judy Bagwell!

Oh that curtain is the thing Becky took a photo of! I mean she was always gonna be backstage

Corey before the match ‘there must be a winner’, Corey after Owens went through the stage LED ‘The ref should consider stopping the match’

Did the Ciampa move there to stand up

I don’t think you’re allowed to use a Ref Bump that way

Then the Second Ref restarts the count and stops at 5!? If this doesn’t come back next SD it’ll be a misstep

It was a physical match, not the best I think the finish brought it down. The problem is that KO has lost 3 times now and the last time is a botch finish, and we can’t have him lose again - the poor guy needs a win

ON THIS DAY, I SEE CLEARLY!

I will say this immediately, revealing Edge and Orton as 1 and 2 beforehand was a terrible idea, just because you don’t have a live crowd doesn’t mean the people watching from home can’t be surprised

‘Number 3 is the worst number to draw on average’ - Belair just won at No. 3

Ali at 4? Then went after Edge and not Orton?

Sami, just don’t get in Orton’s face

Refs what are you doing? No rules in Rumble, where were you with Nia and Shayna with that logic

‘What does Shin need to do to be more successful?’ - for one not face AJ Styles, he is still a tag, US and IC champ as well as a RR winner, that’s quite successful

Carlito finally shows after the Legends Night tease and yes those are some abs

So...Randy’s just sleeping with this knee injury

Big E enters with some snappy camera angles again

I was hoping for more Ali - especially since Ricochet came immediately after - buy angry E was nice to see

Wait is that Elias’ entrance? Where’s the guitar strum?

Priesty, wonder if this is his main roster call

What DJ leaves his equipment on stage anyway?

‘The biggest star in the world in the music business’ - for real?

‘I’ve heard of flying squirrels but flying bunnies!?’ - Corey you need to watch Tokyo Joshi Pro, they got a flying sugar rabbit

To quote Ross Tweddell, MMMmmm Riddle...does not do it for me

Stop with the camera cuts I beg of you!

Mayor of Knox County!?

Ricochet eliminated by Kane, le sigh

The betrayal is real for DBry

Big Elim for Priesty though

‘Now it’s a Royal Rumble’ - reminder that Edge is a KOTR winner too, and that Nakamura is the King of Strong Sty-oh and Corbin eliminated him :/ what was the gauntlet about if you’re gonna Corbin him?

Otis’ new gear is slick

aaaaand Corbin’d again

Big Dom Fuck im Uhhhhhh Spinebuster’d

Damn he got him though

Dang that bounce sound from DBry

Bobby no why you gotta do Dom like that!?

Hurricane back from his Gangrel crossing and disposing Sammy Guevara’s broken body in Elite Deletion to do another rumble

One of these days, he’ll hit that Chokeslam and shit will go wild

Christian! This time getting the more emphatic reaction

Oh that smile, that hits you in the chest cavity...then Riddle ruins it

Rey comes in and WWE made him an advertisement ¬_¬

Edward James Omos what are you doing? well...I know what he’s doing, IC feud between AJ and E

Edward James Omos fuck you for eliminating Rey

The betrayal is real for Shamu

Cole how did you know it was Seth before his entrance hit?

I don’t think we were supposed to pick up Shamu welcoming Christian back but that was sweet

Then finally BWOAR

And Bwoar eliminates Cesaro, what was the point of his push? (it’s because his contract’s nearly up isn’t it?)

Again with the camera switching

Seth No! And where’s the boos pipe music!? DBry was a heavy favourite, that would’ve caused heat

Can’t believe Mmm Riddle lasted ahead of DBry

I didn’t forget about Orton, but the finish was good, that Orton tease got us good

It was a decent rumble, in hindsight you could tell Edge was winning given how they put express focus on Michaels winning at number on in the stat attack, Edge being face in peril for the first 10 entrants and Cole reminding us how long Edge has been in there

I don’t at all hate the end result, though I do question whether it was the best choice in the long run. Edge had his rumble win returning from injury already and throwing more legends at Drew does imply a heavy lack of depth in the current roster. Edge didn’t really need the win, but I’m not disappointed in him winning

The Men’s Rumble itself wasn’t as good as the women’s I don’t think, a lot of favourites of mine were unceremoniously dumped out quickly, any layered storytelling didn’t get enough time and it did feel a little by the numbers, almost a microcosm of modern WWE booking

Overall it was still a decent PPV, happy with the winners of the rumbles and that’s mostly all we need from a Royal Rumble. The Road to Wrestlemania starts here

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