#rude ass

[pistachi0art]

it’s an arden kind of week ig I hope he explodes

[reality-refuge]

you gotta be kidding me

[gyronope]

I forgot about this- Quinns got stupid jokes.

[neonpaperlanterns]

Rewatching TMNT 2003 and I refuse to believe someones first reaction to having a giant turtle return their purse would be "AHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!"

No you are going to awkwardly take your things and give the most confused thank you.

Is this normal? No.

Am I thankful to have my purse back? Yes.

Now you go home and think about what your life has become.

[ghostofwinter]

[sigs-gurney]

Lowkey sick of people making obnoxious comments and videos making fun of couples when they say they’re trying to have a baby. They always go “oh yeah? How many times have you tried today??? Are you gonna try when you get home later?? :)))”

Like, actually shut the fuck up. Shut the actual fuck up. Right now.

Fucking shut up.

Why do people’s minds always default to imagining people fucking each other instead of their hope to get a positive test next time they check? Are you serious? And it’s usually directed at women because it’s just naturally assumed that it’s “her fault” that they haven’t had a kid yet. Plus you know. Why wouldn’t you want to sexually harass her about their fertility issues for no reason in front of her partner? If they have a problem with it and decide to kick your shit in like you rightfully deserve, you can just file assault charges on them :D

They said “they’re trying”. Not, “oh yeah, we’re gonna fuck right now actually on your favorite couch at this shitty Christmas party. In front of your dog”. Like, you (or someone else around them) are the one who asked why they don’t have a kid yet/if they want to have kids. They’re just communicating their hope to their relatives that there might be grandkids for them to dote on at some point.

People also forget that a lot of times when someone says they’re trying for a baby that ‘trying’ for some couples involves often invasive fertility treatments that can cost thousands of dollars. But hey. Who cares?

You wanna make a haha funny about two people having sex.

As if that’s the most important thing about what they fucking said.

If you’re the kind of sick clown that can’t stop your little clown bitch face mouth from commenting on your little fantasies about what you think they’re doing behind closed doors, just go back to the little clown cave you came from. I’ll even roll a big rock in front of it for you so you never have to hear anyone speak about something precious to them again. Because you just can’t help that it makes you imagine and then decide to comment disgusting things about people you supposedly care about.

[demotedketer]

Hate when reading something for work my eyes just automatically unfocus and blurs my vision so the text is completely incomprehensible

Like. Hey. Dimwits. I was reading that

[skoolweirdo]

“So (x) used to be (dead name) but now they’re (chosen name) and so now I’ll refer to (x) by their (chosen name) the rest of the time I talk about them” is a legitimate thing I’ve heard so many people start stories with strangers at parties about trans people and I can’t even begin to explain to you how much that back story Is Not Needed

[lisanamjoon]

my mom made a gross comment about this girl’s body so i asked her why she thinks it’s okay to talk about people like that. suddenly she ain’t got nothing to say lmao

[ruinikaidoexplodedbadly]

[retro-rezz-the-est]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRNj7FEE/?k=1

Again Bye! Lol

you heathen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blind-radio-waves]

how much do you have to bribe someone with for them to make you food google search

[very-gay-poet]

Life is so fun until I remember that at one point in my life my screen time was 21 hrs

[house-in-the-backyard-trees]

I think I have my first case of boyfriend-itis. I have a scratchy throat 😤 and he was sniffly the other day

[confinedinthisflesh]

my ex coming back into my life at the end of summer was so embarrassing now in retrospect

[midoribai]

no, being called eccentric is more of a compliment. i meant being called a suck up.

-🌘

"Oh. Well, you are. Sorry for telling the truth. Hehehe.."