#sabas shitpost

[ace-of-dragons-art]

sometimes your DnD character's accent is just whatever comes out of your mouth when you start talking as them

[madsmadart]

(Repost from 2022)

Multiple lbp shitposts from a while ago

[finchisinanest]

My faves lets go

(I used ibis again for this lol)

[shoefuckerr]

[capo-cino]

hi guys

now that i have your attention im posting my stupid ass “thought up on a whim” headcanons here because that’s what ive been seeing the kids born yesterday (2009+) use tumblr for i think

- newton and the collector are buddies for they are stupid idiots who became evil for their stupid idiot decisions or behavior. they both also didn’t even build like half the traps and machines and shit themselves. newton just looked at his dad’s stuff and said “damn this is straight fire now how do i ruin it” and the collector kidnapped some guy to do everything for him

- there’s a brand of vacuums named and modeled after the negativitron

- if vex was given a chance to have a “redemption arc” he would just spend each day dedicating a completely random percentage of his day just him being himself, and the other percentage to him actually doing a decent job at not being himself. he will dedicate 76% of his tuesday to feeding seagulls a fat bag of chips and watch as they shit all over a crowd at a beach and the remaining 24% is spent on helping sackboy pick some apples off a tree and make some smoothies with them or something. never let anyone know his next move

also vex likes sour candy. he probably puts salt instead of sugar in his lemonade and drinks it completely without making a face

- scarlet and vex’s dynamic is that of like those shoulder angels and devils in cartoons except on sackboy’s shoulders. so they just constantly bitch at each other over what to do whenever sackboy’s stuck on something he has to do, with scarlet doing the best she can to just end the argument and get sackboy to try what she suggests while vex makes some stupidly snarky ass remarks to deliberately drag on the conversation just to (mostly) annoy scarlet

i kind of drew this but like, as a redraw of that one meme of the angel and devil looking horrified at a computer screen

- this isn’t really a headcanon idt but i kinda imagined vex’s attempts in “corrupting” sackboy as rare but also extremely unintentional positive interactions and possibly bring out more personality in sackboy, like he disguises his first few attempts as “harmless pranks” as he would know that sackboy wouldn’t cave in so easily to his harsher pranks that he has planned so he starts off with something small like getting him to throw a snowball at an unsuspecting sackperson from a hill on a particularly snowy day but the sackperson in question just laughs it off when they notice its sackboy so they just throw a snowball back and a snowball fight ensues between the two and possibly throughout all of loom and vex is watching this like “what have i just started”

- newton has put diesel in cars

[millytheclown]

I mayhaps have a clown addiction-

[littlebigcrackships]

~ 🦷

[mzoyagon]

Luckily, there is one thing that can counter that nasty stuff.

[petri-dinner]

I have many shitposts haha

[captainshadowshifter]

[danisha-tdh]

"… Perish for this, Sackboy!!"

[ace-of-dragons-art]

me: "I don't understand what function aprons perform"

me: (gets flour all over my pants and shirt every time I bake)

me: "it's a mystery"

[cutestknife]

Hello  LittleBigPlanet / Sackboy A Big Adventure community!  Have a things what you can do with Newton!

[finchisinanest]

Vex when he sees the things his fans say (me included):

my lovely sister offered this image to me and told me to draw vex over this

og under cut

[shoefuckerr]

[capo-cino]

oh yeah this was made back when that thing was popular

i cant animate so i decided to make the quality as ass as possible and pass it off as a shitpost