#sad disaster boys (and co.)

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

getting in a real crabbysulk about the jockification of celegorm. i think it's largely due to the modern status of hunter characters as invariably sporty non-intellectuals roughing it in the dirt, with hunting itself as a sort of extension to athletic competition. and it can definitely be that! but it can also be a huge extravagant political opportunity to schmooze around in pavilions with servants and rich food and nice clothes and hundreds of people all trying to impress someone important while looking their best on a horse in the most lavish showy harness imaginable. the secondary reason i think is the cause for celegorm being thrown under the himbus (himbo bus) is the desire, conscious or un, for him and curufin to fit the jock/nerd archetype. because curufin is marked out textually as conniving, and therefore intelligent, a perceived dichotomy is set up that can only be fulfilled by celegorm folding up into the role of brawny yes-man or the oft favored handsome and comical jock, who, naturally with neither interest nor capability for slyness, frees up the stage for curufin to play the smartypants manipulator or political mastermind. and this is the one that really gets me. because not only does it erase celegorm’s canonical traits (he’s politically-minded! he’s cunning! he’s nasty and quick-tempered and an active force within the architecture of multiple stories!), but it pushes aside a potentially compelling dynamic in favor of what’s expected. like give me a celegorm who’s the only son of fëanor to join the lambengolmor! give me a celegorm who creates new writing systems to translate canine folktales or transcribe birdsongs! give me a celegorm who’s just as clever and smarmy and obnoxious as curufin but knows how to sneak around without getting noticed! give me a celegorm and curufin who capitalize on peoples’ assumptions about which of them is the one to watch out for! give me nerd celegorm!!

[ronearoundblindly]

Big Girls Don't Cry

CEO!Steve Rogers x co-CEO!Reader from It Had To Be You series

prompt from this dirty ask game, and I'll give you a hint--they absolutely do cry, and in this instance, Steve, uh, really likes it.

Summary: It goes against everything his Ma taught him, and his every instinct to protect, but Steve is willing to comfort you in any way you please after a horrible meeting ruins your mood.

Warnings for smuuuuuuuuuut, and we do not waste a single sentence of lead-in. This is a little rougher than usual for these two, and it took an angsty turn, which I guess means I will have to write a makeup for them... MINORS DNI. Kiddos and my delicate flowers, you can find something else to delight you on my Light Masterlist, but not here. WC ~1.1k

"I know, precious, I know," Steve soothes with a rough grip to your shoulder, keeping you from sliding farther across the satin bed sheets as his hips wetly slap your ass. "Let it out, sweetheart."

The arch of your back deepens when you bury your face and sob. He continues to keep his pace steady, just like he promised.

Steve sits up, adjusting his knees until his thrusts visibly shove your jiggling ass higher, and slowly pets that broad hand down your sweaty spine.

"That's it," he whispers.

Peppered in with your tears are grunts of anger. He understands only a little, but after the morning's disaster of a meeting, he'll do anything to make up for his blunder.

You take over and bounce on his length, pumping him with your tight pussy while Steve eagerly watches himself disappear and reemerge shinier with your dripping arousal.

This...shouldn't be the hottest sex you two have ever had. He should feel awful about walking you into a conference room of chauvinists, encouraging you to ignore their snide comments, and whiffing the opportunity to stick it to them.

You did everything he should have, and now he has to grovel in whatever position you demand. He can't question or argue. He can't comment on the how loudly you cry for him to fuck you harder. He can't mention that he found you hiding in your old apartment, curled on the couch, soaking the sleeves of a baggy sweatshirt with your tears. He can't take time to parse how you went from that to jumping in his arms, to ripping off his clothes, to pushing him into the bedroom, and to presenting your bare sex.

Who is he to argue? Steve is but a man in love...

God, it feels like your sucking his soul out of his body though. His face is scalding with desperate embarrassment that he really likes how this afternoon took a turn.

He's not going to last if you keep this up, so his goal changes from glorified fuck-boy to proper boyfriend. Steve can only take so much crying from anything other than pleasure. Your frustration has to be mostly worked out by now, right?

"Come 'ere, precious," he gasps, holding your hips still as he leans to kiss your shoulder. His arm threads beneath you and lifts, pinning your back to his front and stretching both of you to face the headboard.

He painted you that picture which hangs above it. He's noticing it's askew, probably from the repeated smack of your bed upon the wall. Steve resolves to fix that later.

Instead, he keeps his arm locked beneath your breasts, free hand snaking down between your legs and slapping gently. He can feel the strike in his balls.

You yelp, and damn, he is liking this.

He smacks again, softer this time, like a kitten swat for your undivided attention. "Give me a big one," he rumbles, beard scratching at the column of your neck where he licks a stripe. "Please."

The begging never fails to make you whine. Steve knows this, so he keeps pleading for you to come while his slick fingers circle your clit. He can touch the base of his cock in those same strokes, nudging at your sweet spot with pointed ruts from behind.

Shit, he's close.

Your mewls are tinged with sadness, your head falling back against his pec, eyes closed with tears still escaping the corners.

"Hey, hey, look at me, baby."

A slow, heavy gaze locks onto his.

"Fuck those guys. You are everything, precious. Everything."

Steve hopes you can't hear the unhinged crack to his voice as he feels his orgasm wrenching through his gut.

He lowers his lips to yours to mutter "I love you" against them and spanks your mound one last time before he loses control, cum leaking into the condom, threatening to fill to the brim.

The band in your belly snaps, too, tensing your body in his arms, forcing him to hold you up as your legs curl forward and off the mattress.

Steve keeps a slow, steady pace of rubbing again, swallowing your powerful moans in a greedy kiss, letting himself fall back to his heels and come hard with you.

"Beautiful," he praises. "So perfect..."

Your limbs jolt while you ride out the aftershocks, and he moves his hand to press you flush with him, no need for the sharp angle of your spine when he slips out easily now.

But you're still crying when he lowers you to rest on your side. Your body immediately shrinks like it was on the couch.

"Shhh, my good girl," Steve tries. "It's okay. You're alright."

He sees you shiver and scrambles to find the blanket, tucking it around you but not giving you space to hide your face.

He cups your cheek so you can't cover your eyes either, thumb sweeping across the wet streaks left behind, asking if you're ready to talk to him about it, but you shake your head.

"I love you," you do say. "I just hate you a little right now."

Steve frowns.

He shouldn't have given in. He shouldn't have taken the bait. He knew this wouldn't fix anything.

He thought you needed it, though, thought you needed him. He wants to be needed. He thrives on being needed by someone so independent.

Professionally, Steve's always been needed for his products, his poise, his persistence. Personally, he feels like nothing but a burden.

That feeling crossed over today, and he hated himself just a little, too.

He cleans himself up, returns to wipe you gently with a warm cloth, and drapes a fluffy towel over you to layer under the blanket, worried that the overhead fan you insist stays on will give you chills from sweating.

He's not leaving, and he tells you as much before settling to face you on the pillows.

When you don't answer, your eyes open but staring down and away from him, he offers, "I can't go back in time, precious, but I can promise I will never kowtow to men like that ever again."

You huff judgingly.

"I'll believe that when I see it, Rogers."

He'll take it, begrudgingly, but Steve lives to fight another day for your renewed respect. For the moment, all he can do is vow to succeed or die trying.

[Main Masterlist; Dirty Asks Masterlist; Ko-Fi]

[sleepymccoy]

I've spent my morning reading my own fics cos I know I follow up the hurt with comfort!! So here's a link

Oh, Crowley

Includes what is now canon level miscommunications and disasters. Lots of talking badly and being sad. Here's a (highly edited to keep it short) snippet from the start of the fic to whet your appetite

"I don't have a chance with you, do I?" Aziraphale asked. His eyes were wide. He stood a step above Crowley, closer to the door, protected from the few brave and errant drops by Crowley. Crowley's back grew wet for it.

Crowley's heart thumped. "What?"

Aziraphale's fingertips brushed Crowley's cheek, then pressed hesitantly against his jaw. Aziraphale's thumb, soft but worked enough by book pages to have hints of use in its pad, touched Crowley's lower lip and dragged gently, shaking.

Then Aziraphale withdrew.

"Angel," Crowley croaked, although he had no idea what to say, how to discuss anything any more, "are you- ?"

Regret flashed across Aziraphale's face, then settled into place there. His lips trembled in something more like sorrow, but that didn't stick around. The regret remained. "I apologise, dear boy," Aziraphale whispered. "A bit too much champagne, I think. Makes everything a little rose-hued, don't you find?"

Aziraphale looked down, shuffled his feet, adjusted his cuffs, then turned to the door. "Let me know when next suits you for dinner."

The door opened quickly, but closed gently, leaving Crowley alone in the rain.

[goodwhump-temp]

Shaun Murphey Whump - The Good Doctor

1x01 Burnt Food - Chased by TSA, pinned down, flashbacks to trauma, abusive father, childhood breakdown, flashback to dying brother 1x02 Mount Rushmore - Flashback to dying brother 1x03 Oliver - Brother trauma 1x04 Pipes - Frantic, sweating, obsessive the whole episode, upset, insomnia, anxious, angry outburst, meltdown 1x05 Point Three Percent - Meets brother doppleganger, faced with trauma, visibly upset 1x08 Apple - Held at gunpoint, panicking, in shock, guilt, therapy, avoidance, obsessed with apples 1x10 Sacrifice - Forced to take therapy, panic attack, sweating, withdrawn, sleeps in Janitors closet, makes Melendez worry, confrontation, emotional outburst/meltdown, hits himself multiple times, runs away 1x11 Islands pt. 1 - Talks about trauma, meltdown, throws up/hungover, heartbroken 1x13 Seven Reasons - Heartbroken x2 1x15 Heartfelt - Overwhelmed 1x18 More - Extreme denial, obsessive to the point of insanity, yelled at, emotional, nausea

2x01 Hello - Avoidance, extremely overwhelmed 2x02 Middle Ground - Emotional, heartbroken, emotional confrontation 2x03 36 Hours - Heartbroken 2x04 Tough Titmouse - Punched, bruised, obsessed 2x06 Two-ply or not Two-ply - Yelled at, in shock 2x08 Stories - Obsessed 2x09 Empathy - Overwhelmed 2x10 Quarantine - Obsessed over light, overwhelmed, meltdown 2x11 Quarantine pt. 2 - Overwhelmed, stressed 2x14 Faces - Stoned 2x16 Believe - Anxiety 2x17 Breakdown - Breakdown, extremely angry, fired, rightfully upset 2x18 Trampoline - Beaten up, punched and kicked, severely bruised, hiding injuries, coughing blood, sweating, emotional, collapse, hospitalized, incubated

3x01 Disaster - Complicating stress of a date, upset 3x05 First Case, Second Base - Emotional, meltdown during surgery 3x10 Friends and Family - Parents reunion, panic attack, brothers grave, traumatic memories, brothers funeral, emotional pain, angry outburst towards father, hurt by father again, guilted, verbally abused, meltdown, sobbing 3x11 Fractured - Fear of abandonment, emotional pain 3x14 Influence - Painful brain freeze, embarassed by patient, issues with fame, love triangle 3x15 Unsaid - Manipulated, broken up with, cries 3x16 Autopsy - Avoidance, emotional outburst, imprisoned, complex emotions, confesses love, heartbroken, cries 3x17 Fixation - Denial, heartbroken 3x18 Heartbroken - Depressed, heartbreaking/emotional outburst towards Lea, growing hatred 3x19 Hurt - Earthquake, desperate to find Lea, hallucinating Steve, heartbroken, aftershock, stuck underground 3x20 I Love You - Trapped in flooding area, aftershock, danger of drowning

4x05 Fault - Blames his ASD on patient death 4x16 Dr. Ted - Told his baby will die at birth, scared, told its unsaveable, miscarriage, emotional 4x17 Letting Go - Emotional outburst, bursts into surgery room 4x18 Forgive or Forget - Slips on log, falls, dislocated foot, torn artery, emergency surgery with no anesthesia, intense pain, passes out from blood loss

5x02 Piece of Cake - Overwhelmed from Ethicure changes (scrubs, hand soap/dryers) 5x07 Expired - Operates on baby, finds all supply expired, tries his best to save the baby, meltdown over change, breaks off the wedding, hyperventilating, angry, sobbing 5x08 Rebellion - Emotional about Lea, heartbroken 5x09 Yippee Ki-Yay - Guilt, quits his job 5x12 Dry Spell - Hit in the face 5x14 Potluck - One of the few sane doctors, stressed by Glassmans pace 5x16 The Shaun Show - Nervous from the cameras 5x17 The Lea Show - Panic trying to conform to Lea, emotional with Claire

6x01 Afterparty - Covered in blood, in shock, meltdown during surgery, remembers his brother, panic attack, emotional shutdown from trauma, hallucinates brother, cries 6x03 A Bad Sign - Confronted by Lim 6x04 Shrapnel - Confronted by Glassman, upset 6x05 Growth Opportunities - Relationship strain with Glassman, doubted, upset 6x07 Boys Don't Cry - 1 Year anniversary of their miscarriage, baby patient, sad 6x08 Sorry, Not Sorry - No confidence in the OR, emotionally involved in patient, guilt, emotional pain, emotional confrontation with Lim 6x09 Broken or Not - Scared of pregnancy 6x10 Quiet and Loud - Learns of another possible miscarriage, in denial, desperate, obsessive, scared, emotional 6x16 The Good Lawyer - Humiliated 6x17 A Blip - Worried, scared, emotional/cries with Glassman 6x19 Half Measures - Scared, emotional with Glassman

[noyzinerd]

Derek Hale: The Goodest Bad Boy

Derek was a villain in season 2...kinda.

Bless Jeff and the writers' little hearts, they honestly really tried to make Derek out to be menacing but all of their efforts just made fans feel more sympathetic to him and his pack.

Go ahead, watch season 2 again, but try to pretend like you're seeing it for the first time and you don't already know that Derek is actually a decent guy, and listen to the show's main narrative which is supposed to be Scott. You get the sense from the dialogue that Jeff&Co. want you to think Derek making a pack is a bad thing, that Derek is basically a replacement Peter. However, it didn't seem to occur to the writers at the time that the fans were definitely not going to see it that way. At this point, Derek had been given way too sympathetic of a backstory, making a lot of Derek's 'failures' come off less like "Scott, the good guy, thwarted Derek, the bad guy" (like when keeping Derek's pack from killing Lydia) and more like "Derek, the well meaning guy, hesitated and keeps making mistakes because he doesn't truly know if he's doing the right thing and is just trying to do his best".

But what about Derek's betas? The boy beaten by his father, the girl with epilepsy, and the boy that sat alone every day, they couldn't possibly be bad guys.

All of Derek's pack got sympathetic backstories, yes, but so did other villains like Matt, Peter, the Darach, Deucalion, even Gerard Argent having cancer. I honestly believe Isaac, Erica, and Boyd were meant to be well-rounded villains but the writers upshot too far and accidentally made them too endearing to fans. If you watch the ice rink fight in season 2 or when Isaac and Erica test the kanima venom on Lydia, their over the top smug grins, the menacing music that plays whenever they show up, the super antagonistic dialogue about killing Lydia and Erica stealing Scott, it all plays like the writers are in the back waving a big sign saying "You should not like these guys! They are evil!" In the ice rink battle, Scott (again, the main point of view we're supposed to be taking here) tells Derek's pack that Derek gave them empty promises of power only to strengthen his own power while turning them into nothing more than guard dogs, to which Derek responds "He's right. It is about power." We were supposed to fear and be disgusted by Derek's actions, but instead, we were all "Awwww, but Derek saved these hurt kids and wants to stop the lizard from killing people!" despite the actual dialogue saying otherwise. Jeff Davis took a sad, man-shaped, broken boy who was essentially raped and had his entire family burned alive and tried to somehow make us hate him. But how could we, when, let's face it, most of us were broken little girls and boys, ourselves.

They have him angry and tyrannical and constantly making bad calls, but instead of coming across as someone drunk on power that needs to be stopped, he comes across as young and struggling and just frustrated. There's a reason why the tag 'failwolf' is a term of endearment. Usually, when Derek is tagged as a failwolf in fics, it's never meant in a 'look at this stupid idiot' way and more like a 'awww, buddy, you poor disaster of a man'.

This plan backfired so spectacularly that Jeff didn't know what to do with Derek's character anymore, in the face of millions of fans demanding more of him, that Derek essentially had less and less to do as the series continued until Hoechlin eventually left.

[ellena-asg]

Melissa is a very lovely person and her own arc (that little something from the canon) is moving. I like Melissa very much. And I don't have to tell how much I love Danny. But how about:

• instead of: Danny meets Amber/Melissa at gas station -> Danny and Steve are at gas station and soon, while being on their road, they witness all that shooting from the show's canon and they both take injured Amber to the hospital (where they find out that she's alone in Hawaii). They take the case and when it's solved they come back to hospital with Kamekona's food for Amber. They befriend her.

• instead of: Danny flirts with Amber -> Even if he tries, Amber says "no, Danny, we both don't need this, believe me". She needs to focus on her own life, she needs to find her peaceful place after dramatic past, she doesn't want any romantic relationship now (or she just generally doesn't want this), she just needs friendly souls around. Besides, she sees very clearly that Danny and Steve are walking disasters in love.

• instead of: romance -> The plot is focused on Amber and her lovely friendship with boys and the rest of Ohana. She becomes Ohana's part but there is still a big mystery around her and boys feel it well. They try to talk with Amber but she's like "Oh, I don't talk about my past cause it's nothing interesting you know". They see well that she hides something and that she fears something so they try to check her past on their own. But before they do it, her ex husband comes to Hawaii and finds her. She calls boys and fights with her ex. Her ex dies. At their office Amber tells boys all sad truth about her marriage, her abusive husband and about her real name. Boys are there for her. They say she's Ohana and that all will be okay, she's not alone.

• instead of: Melissa is mainly Danny's girlfriend -> Melissa is a great friend and a great person. Plot (episodes with her) focuses on her character, on her relationship with Ohana and interactions with others, on her interests/hobby, on coming back to peaceful life (with Ohana's little help), on her dreams about future and on the way to make them come true. How about Melissa working for some NGO and/or helping other victims of abuse? (she could co-operate with Kono in some cases, with Kono and Abby). Or Melissa having a good time with her adopted animals in her cosy house somewhere near the ocean, working from home and having her sweet Ohana guests there? Or how about Melissa having other job, something artistic maybe or something full of adventures? Just anything that makes her happy!

• instead of: Melissa doesn't like Rachel cause she's jealous -> Melissa doesn't like Rachel cause Rachel hurts Danny and kids (and Steve in some way). Melissa heard a lot about Rachel from Steve, Danny and rest of Ohana and she just sees well what's going on when Rachel is around. Besides, as a victim of abusive husband Melissa just notices that Danny knows her pain. He helped her a lot and now she is determined to help him realize that he's a victim of abusive spouse/spouse's family too. She also has a Big Talk with Steve - she knows Steve is needed. Plot focuses on abuse issues and on good things like friendship, help and human solidarity. Instead of forced Danny/Melissa romance (I may be straight but I have eyes and I'm disgusted by your "hetero mania no matter what", Lenkov) plot gives us Danny being in a nice and healthy friendship with Melissa. Plot gives us Melissa and Danny being Ohana, brother and sister forever.

• instead of: Danny/Melissa & Steve/Lynn double dates -> Melissa is happy with her life and with people around. She's got Ohana, her friends, her brothers and sisters. Maybe she is just single or identifies herself as aromantic, maybe she met a good man, a man whose heart beats for her and her beats for him, or maybe she met a nice lady (hah, Lynn?) and realized "oh, that's it!"... - she's just happy. And she wants her friends to be happy too. As was mentioned above, she sees so damn well how much her two beloved dorks love each other and how much they suffer because of them being walking disasters/because of their fears. So she decides that she will open their eyes - someone has to, she knows.

[brown-little-robin]

Hi Lockwood & Company Girls! I know I enjoy seeing outsiders' perspectives on things I'm obsessed with, so here, have the POV of Robin, who never heard of this series until a few months ago when y'all got obsessed:

Lockwood & Co. is... a tv show. Based on a book series. The show hasn't caught up yet, which makes you sad.

There's a group of ghost... investigators...? Who wear kinda old-fashioned clothing? I think this might not be set in modern times. I bet this is in the 1900s. That century. (I'm not a historical fashion buff, I dunno sldkfjlskdjf)

The ghost investigators are kind of a disaster trio (quartet?) who have that good good Weird Kids Chemistry.

There's one (1) girl main character and her name is Lucy. Lucy has an important necklace. It is probably cursed because she fainted about it. Y'all seem to really like Lucy. The impression is that she's maybe a little headstrong but also tries her best.

There's a few boy main characters. One of them is George. I actually can recognize George by face; he's uhhh not white? I think? Anyway, he has a nice round face and he's a little insane. He's... comic relief? He really likes Lucy, I hope platonically (I adore a good platonic weirdguy/weirdgirl friendship) but whatever. I think if I was watching the show, George might be my favorite. He gives Stiles Stilinski vibes: seems like the Sane OneTM except for when he's doing the crazy board conspiracy thing.

A lot of people have a crush on a guy called Kipps. ??? Apparently it takes a while to warm up to him? I get the feeling that he might be kind of mean or distant at first. I'd give him a fair shot if I was watching the show. We love a good prickly character who eventually gets better.

There's a character with terminal Tired Raccoon Eyes. He looks like a languishing poet and I love him. Cold wet kitten on the unforgiving city streets. I feel like he should be some kind of doomed prophet but maybe I'm just associating him with Fiver Watership Down too much.

The group.... lives together? In an old house? Maybe? Are they actually a found family, or is that just the vibe I'm getting? I think they're all human, no magical or supernatural powers, but I'd love it if they did have powers 👀👀👀

Feel free to tell me if I'm right or wrong about this stuff!

[alienaiver]

OMG a blog that does DGM!!! Could I get some random relationship headcanons of lavi please? I miss him🥺

YEYE HELLO!!!!  and god you and me boTH 😭😭 i want him back asap blease<3 (and in one piece THANKS)

i kept these fluff and in a modern!au kind of setting but it’s kinda free (real estate)

wordcount: 554 words warnings: none, cute fluff to ignore canon</3, genderneutral reader!

When Lavi falls in love, he falls hard

The first time he actually realizes he's in love with you is because he gave Bookman a list of symptoms he experienced and asked if there's any rare diseases where these would make sense (he hadn’t made the connection yet that you were the common denominator because sometimes he had the “symptoms” when he was with your entire friend group and not just you.)

Lavi's also a little bit of a coward, romantically - because he's a dork and inexperienced in flirting

So it takes him a while to really start flirting with you, and when he does, it’s chaotic as heck

The first long list of pick-up lines he throws at you are hand-picked from hours of research (most of them fall flat or just straight up confuses you) and he even throws three or four in within the same 30 minutes out of sheer panic that they don’t seem to be working!

He loves playing with hair -  any length!! You’ve fallen asleep on the couch with him and when you wake up, his hand is still massaging your scalp gently. You turn around slightly, expecting to be met with his emarald eye and one of his warm smiles but instead, he’s sleeping peacefully, his hand still running along your scalp gently.

Whenever you have an outing together, Lavi LOVES when you pick his outfit. Not because hes a fashion disaster, he’s got a basic and decent taste (but his color match-ups are sometimes atrocious)

He just feels a sense of pride when he’s walking around town with you in an outfit you picked, that you think suits him (also boosts his ego and makes him feel a little bit handsome<3)

OBVIOUSLY doesn’t mind making them himself if you’re busy or don’t want to, but it’s an act that makes him feel a bit special

Proudly tells everyone you meet that you’re dating. He went with you to a work dinner once and told them that you’re together - they all nodded and one of your co-workers answered with a confused, “we know..?”

Lavi knows every single one of your comfort foods and drinks for every kind of occasion - you’re feeling sad and down? Let him run to the store real quick and he’s back with everything that might cheer you up - including your favorite comfort movie at the ready. You’re pissed off and frustrated about something? He’s already made you that hot beverage you like as he gently massages your shoulders and let’s you get it out of your system!

His favorite past time is reading aloud for you. He’s never really read aloud for anyone like this, so it feels extremely intimate to him and he fought through a blush the entire first time he did it, poor boy was stuttering through the first chapter until he got more comfortable (because you grabbed his free hand and squeezed.)

His favorite animals are foxes, because they’re in his favorite color, so he’s definitely gotten you and him matching fox kigurumis!

Lavi can't sing clean to save his life, but when you're cuddled up close in bed and he gruffly almost whisper-murmurs out lullabies that Allen taught him, it feels like home and you fall asleep with a smile on your face

THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING <3 i hope these are to your liking !! lmk if you'd like more, i love doing anything d gray man 🥹🥹🧡🧡

[cookinguptales]

Despite being a Nandermo shipper, in the end I really wanted Guillermo to have experienced a happy, normal and loving relationship. Because our boy deserved some of good stuffs happening to him after being fucking shipped into a crate across a fucking ocean !

Of course it couldn't work in the long run, because he is a murderer that want to become a blood sucking monster... And also is extremely co-dependent with Nandor and all that. But he could have had a little treat ! I thought that the downfall of the relationship would be the incompatibility of it with his chosen lifestyle, or him realising that when compared to Nandor Freddie was bland / not exciting at all.

But no ! In the end Freddie is just a freaking cheater that doesn't really care about Guillermo and their relationship ! I am pretty sure even the flight to New-York was more of an excuse to have a free guide while being a tourist than to actually be with Guillermo.

I agree that with the casualness with which he cheated on Guillermo it's highly likely that he cheated before Nandor and his clone ... And again super sad for Guillermo.

I was right on the blandness / boringness of the guy though. My god that roomba joke was terrible.

Can't wait for Nandor getting the stick out his ass, realise how in love in Guillermo he is and worshipping the hell outta him. It's what our boy deserves !

See, with the preface that I really do adore Guillermo and he’s probably my favorite character on tv… I was not rooting for him to have a healthy relationship with a normal guy who loves him! I do not think he deserves that, I do not think he’s capable of that, and I do not think that he even truly wants that, though he obviously thinks he does. 

What I think I wanted was for Guillermo to attempt to have this relationship with this genuinely nice man who respected him, but then to realize that he’s just not capable of maintaining a normal relationship. What I love most about Guillermo is that he truly believes he’s the only normal one in the room — but he’s just as crazy as the rest of them. He’s always looking into the camera like he fully believes he’s the straight man (…so to speak) in this situation! And I adore it when they cut directly from Guillermo being like “haha, they’re so crazy” to him doing something twice as insane himself. 

You do not fool the camera crew, Guillermo, and you do not fool me!

I wanted this truly nice guy to come visit and I wanted it to go to absolute hell. I wanted this man to find out that Guillermo had been lying to him like he breathed this entire time, or maybe get put in terrible danger due to Guillermo’s lifestyle, or even just realize that he was dating a literal serial killer and leave. I wanted Guillermo to have to confront the fact that he gave up his chance at normal well over a decade ago and that he is well and truly one of the household — with all of the awful things that implies about him.

Guillermo really acts like he’s above the vampires while seemingly wanting to join them, and I wanted him to have to confront that he is where he belongs and that all of the awful things that happen to him are a direct result of his own choices — but so are all the good things. 

I also would have been very chill with Guillermo getting bored with his very normal man and realizing that he craves the chaos and challenge of the vampiric world. But that really would have been the same situation, or even one that could be combined with the first… It’s still just Guillermo coming to realize that he is too far removed from humanity to reintegrate into it whenever he pleases. More importantly, it's him being forced to accept that he is the one who removed himself. 

I guess, in the end, I ship nandermo because I believe that both of them are disasters that truly deserve each other, for better or for worse. They both have bags upon bags of issues, but their issues intersect in largely complementary ways. (Which is, I think, how they ended up becoming so codependent in the first place.)

I do also think that once they finally get their heads out of their asses and get together, some of their issues will mellow out considerably (the abandonment issues, lying, lack of trust, an almost pathological need to be needed, etc.) while others will be uhhhh… exacerbated. (Violent tendencies, jealousy, possessiveness, tunnel vision, etc.) I feel like they’ll be an unholy terror together and I am unbelievably here for that. They will worship at the altar of each other’s issues and then go out murdering together and the world is not prepared at all. lmao

but yeah, I fully agree about how bland and disappointing Freddie turned out to be. (And that he probably just wanted to visit NYC, not Guillermo specifically.) Real missed opportunity imo but like. I ain’t the show runner, I just write self-indulgent fanfic. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(……..and yes I am fully writing a fic now that deals with all these issues. lmao)

[saurasdino]

Miguel x Robby drabble 9/21/22

It was a perfectly disastrous sort of night. It always seemed to be perfect when the two of them got together and though disaster would strike, all Miguel could do was appreciate the time he was allowed to spend with the beautiful blonde. Yet somehow the night was worse.

Robby had planned meticulously, down to the fine details and though Miguel didn’t know every little thing he knew this was an important night for Robby. So he did his best trying to calm the hot headed Robby as the night failed to live up to expectations.

As they drove home Robby was practically seething and his eyes betrayed the sadness so Miguel decided he should probably do something. He spotted an empty parking lot on thinking fast he pulled off into it confusing the shorter.

Miguel tapped on his phone a bit before turning the music up and pausing it so it wouldn’t start playing before he was ready. Picking a country song he’d heard the other day on his co-workers radio he hopped out of the car and walked to Robby’s side, opening the door for the confused blonde. Both doors opened and lit by the light posts and headlights Miguel pressed play before holding his hand out for Robby.

He pulled the blonde close as he started to move them around slowly in a circle around the parking lot. Robby felt tears as he listened to the song and felt the comfort of Miguel’s heart beat. He sniffled as the song started to play out another song starting.

“Thank you.” Robby said quietly as Miguel started to slow the dance. The taller smiled softly before leaning down to give Robby a kiss on the forehead. Robby looked up at him with this far off look before he straightened himself a bit and took a deep breath.

“You know that’s actually part of the reason I planned this night so much. You’re really something special Miguel,” he was nervous as he held Miguels hands in his own, professing his love in an empty parking lot. “I know we’ve had our differences, our fights, and I’m sure there will be plenty more of those but despite it all you’ve stood by me wither as a friend or a lover.”

Robby wiped his eye as he let go of Miguels hands. Miguel looked at him confused and a bit concerned as he looked at Robby struggling in his jacket pocket. The blondes face tinted pink slightly before he finally got it and he looked back up at Miguel. He knelt down as Miguel finally understood what was happening.

“Oh Dios mío…” Miguel muttered as Robby gently held one of Miguel’s hands. He looked up nervously yet somehow so sure of himself.

“So when I realized all that I knew I had to ask you to be mine forever,” Robby finished his little mini speech as he took a deep breath, “so will you marry m-”

He didn’t even get to finish the question as Miguel practically tackled him with his yes. Both boys were laughing as Miguel kissed Robby’s face repeating yes over and over.

Nothing could be more prefect in that moment than the two boys on the ground laughing as they sealed their fates, finally proclaiming it to the world that no matter what they weren’t going to be seperating anytime soon.

[ladysunamireads]

The Noceda House

The Noceda House by TotallyAwesomeRacoon

After the events of The Day of Unity, Luz & Co. are trapped in the human realm, and take shelter at the Noceda house.

Words: 979, Chapters: 2/30, Language: English

Fandoms: The Owl House

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, Other

Characters: Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, Camila Noceda, Vee, Hunter | The Golden Guard, Gus Porter, Eda Clawthorne, Raine Whispers, Hooty

Relationships: Amity Blight/Luz Noceda, Hunter | The Golden Guard/Willow Park

Additional Tags: Hunter | The Golden Guard Needs a Hug, Hunter | The Golden Guard Needs Therapy, Amity Blight Needs Therapy, Amity Blight Needs a Hug, Everyone Needs A Hug, Luz Noceda Needs a Hug, Luz Noceda Needs Therapy, Gus Porter Needs A Hug, Willow Park Needs a Hug, Trans Hunter | The Golden Guard, Good Friend Willow Park, Protective Willow Park, Bad but Sad Boy Hunter | The Golden Guard, Good Friend Gus Porter, Bisexual Disaster Luz Noceda, Protective Amity Blight, Luz Noceda and Vee are Siblings, Hunter | The Golden Guard and Gus Porter are Siblings, Good Parent Camila Noceda, Bisexual Camila Noceda, Post-Episode: s02e21 King's Tide, My First Fanfic, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Owl House Characters in the Human Realm, The Human Realm, Gay Disaster Amity Blight, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hunter | The Golden Guard has PTSD

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40950015

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

oough hate hate hate maglor as the ‘nice fëanorian.’ i don’t care for fandom woobification in general, but this one just puts me in such a pugilistic curl that i can’t leave it in peace. maglor will always be the most self-victimizing character in the silm to me (imagine a person who is unable to be accountable at such a strong and fundamental level that it transforms or replaces the existing narrative to the point where even the audience believes in their lack of culpability!!) and it really shivers my timbers (negative) to see him be portrayed as the cute kind of pathetic. he’s weak and gross and sad because he’s a manipulative, propagandizing, entirely self-made martyr who suffers out of a desire to be pitied rather than because he’s actually interested in taking responsibility for any of his actions: if he’s a kicked puppy, then he’s the one wearing the steel-toed boots. he doesn’t actually want to get better because that would require accountability, but he needs the security of moral righteousness to feed the old superiority-inferiority complex—so he clings to perennially self-fulfilling, self-perpetuating victimhood….biting n biting and then showing off the wound until someone sympathizes

[softlimefluff]

CaeJose 💐 Family/Kids HC

Requested by anon

A/N: I found this request hiding in my notes app and decided to write it!! Sorry to the anon who sent this for it being in limbo for (probably) months.

CW: Implied sex in a conversation about family planning, but nothing explicit.

-Both Joseph and Caesar are actually good with kids and want them--Caesar especially, as he was used to caring for his siblings after his dad left.

-When you bring up the idea, they both immediately pull you to the couch to chat and cuddle, thinking about your future together: How many kids do you all want? Who should be the dad or should they both try and leave it to fate? Do you have a doctor who would be understanding about your poly relationship and co-parenting?

-When you finally go for it and get pregnant, Joseph and Caesar are super attentive to you, making sure that you're safe and healthy. They even try making meals for you (the kitchen looks like a disaster after, but their food is actually really good!).

-Once you go through all the months and finally have the baby, both Caesar and Joseph are crying, rambling on about how proud they are of you and fawning over the little one. They're fighting over who gets to hold her until you tell them to be quieter or you'll wake the baby.

-They settle for rock paper scissors to decide and Joseph triumphantly cuddles your little one, watching as Caesar slips a finger into their tiny palm with a, "Welcome to the world, tesoro."

-The boys' least favorite duty, of course, is diapers… After you remind them of how long it took to push the baby out and that you're still healing, they shape up and gladly volunteer (though Joseph still wears a swim nose clip when he's on duty in classic dramatic JoJo style).

-Caesar loves making bubbles for the baby when they're awake as a way to easily entertain them!! Joseph, of course, gets competitive and starts making funny faces until he also earns a chorus of baby giggles.

-Joseph is always adamant that birthdays are special and plans a huge party for your kiddo. Caesar didn't have as many parties growing up, so he goes all in as well to make sure your child feels loved and special.

-Both Caesar and Joseph have experienced a lot of loss and sadness when it comes to family, so they want to make sure your kid always knows they're loved, wanted, and treasured!!

[audhooman]

WARNING: will probably ruin your childhood, has a wall of text, mention of violence, gang violence mention, includes the plot of Oliver & Co., this is my ramble

Please note that I love this movie and it’s one of my favorites, I simply had a what-if thinking spiral

so I was watching Oliver & Co. and I thought of them as humans (as one does) but when I tried to rewrite the story with the animals as humans?

It got so much darker

Like, sure we like the idea of it and seeing what we think they’d look like as humans is super cool, but think about it-

It’s a story of an orphan that gets lost on the streets of NYC in the 80s, and he’s very hungry. So he searches for food, but the guy doesn’t give him any. An ADULT MAN comes along and says he’ll help get the food, it works, but the man runs off with the food they got together. Naturally the boy chases after him to get the food back- all the way to where the man is staying with his (OTHER ADULT) friends to share the food with some made up story. The boy makes his presence known, but is threatened by everyone but the man earlier (sure they think he’s from another gang but hE IS A KID). The man explains and they ease up, even going as far as excepting him into the ‘family’ (gang. They even say they’re a gang in the film). Another (ADULT) man shows up and it’s found out they’re in BIG DEBT with a mafia(?) boss. The mobster shows up with his two bodyguards that threaten the ‘family’ while Mr Scrungly (that’s what I’m gonna call debt man) talks with scary loan shark guy. Blah blah, life is threatened, 3 days to get the money, blah blah blah- Mr Scrungly comes back after scary boss guy leaves, learns about the new kid, and welcomes him warmly. NEXT DAY! They take the new kid and show him the ropes of their job (steal money via exploitation). As this is going on, the little boy makes friends with a little girl that’s in the car and he ends up going home with her (as the gang is left behind after being found out, but they think the boy was kidnapped due to them being found out). Little boy and little girl bond by making the kitchen a disaster for one very unhealthy snack, butler calls parents, little boy gets to stay! Meanwhile the resident adult female (what would she be in human AU? An aunt, cousin? Let’s go with aunt that leaches off her sibling’s wealth) is UNHAPPY over the fact a new child from the streets is now in ‘her’ house. Oh also she flirts with every man and plays with their hearts blah blah blah that musical number where birds drooled over a poodle. Anyways, she doesn’t like the fact the boy is here and is jealous of the two children practicing piano and playing. Later when the ‘rescue mission’ commences she helps the group KIDNAP. OLIVER. They take him back home and are shocked to find that! Oh wow!! He liked it there at the kind rich kid’s house where he didn’t have to worry about food?! How could he!! This is a betrayal! Let’s KICK THE CHILD OUT OF OUR HOME!!! Then Mr Scrungly comes back, hugging the kid for comfort and is very sad he didn’t get money cause now he’ll probably DIE. He sees that hey! New kid has new and expensive looking accessories! Instead of selling those accessories, what if we RANSOM HIM?!? So they do, but when rich girl comes with fancy lady and a piggy bank, Mr Scrungly realizes that these are children. This is very wrong and we should not do this. But it’s too late and the girl gets kidnapped by evil loan shark man. Blah blah rescue mission: yeeting the boy through a window is a great idea, huh? Then they sneak in and are saving the girl, yay! LOAN SHARK PULLS OUT A GUN! Mr Scrungly appears, yay! They hightail it outta there on the very cheap scooter/moped thing and it’s a car chase through NYC at night- somehow they go through the subway tracks, fight scenes commence, the two bodyguards are killed, they end up on a bridge, the boy and the man are THROWN by the loan shark, the gang maneuvers so they aren’t hit by a train, loan shark was distracted by last minute and gets hit by the train and DIES. Everyone goes to the side so they aren’t killed and check on the boy and man. Boy looks d e a d. Man is sad. Everyone is sad cause they think he’s dead but nO WAIT HES ALIVE! Blah blah victory- timeskip to the little girl’s birthday and oh wow she’s let all these homeless people in her house for her birthday and her butler and aunt(?) are okay with it! But it’s okay cause they’re friends now :)! Her parents definitely won’t mind! ‘sides, they all leave once Mr Scrungly loses a bet to the butler lmao

[sleeplessinpnw]

My body hurts. I hate being schizophrenic. I remember when my life was clear and I was healthy. I was social, I would go out with friends all the time, I had a better reputation, I was NoRmAL....

I've been having a hard time with my body. My head is a disaster. I'm on so many meds and have been now for close to a year. They've changed my life around. But they wont be able to undo the weird stuff I was getting into when I was completely off the deep end. I've made it through so many challenges this year. I've battled being lonely and depressed every single day since last August. I completely went coo coo for coco puffs and was so public about it on my social media where I had over 700 followers. I was saying some pretty weird stuff. I freaked some people out and got annoying to others.... that's for sure. I made a fool of myself and am afraid to go to places I use to go frequently. I fell into such a deep depressed state while hearing voices and destroyed so much of my personal possessions. I miss all of my rave clothes!! I fell into this belief that going to raves ruined my life but it was just my mental health. But that's the community that saw a lot of my posts and unhealthy behavior and ever since my birthday last year I literally sabotaged all of my going out clothing and rave wigs/bodysuits/jewlery/etc because I thought it would make me feel better. Fuck it. When I did it, I was WASTED and on cough Nyquil. I was a wreck. My birthday is i a week and I'm in a better place but I miss my fucking things. And I have no money to replace any of it. Nore am I even going to edm shows and festivals at the moment. I destroyed a really fun and pretty part of me. I use to be so skinny and sparkley and fun. What happened to me!? Will I ever make a come back?? Who knows.... WHY AM I EVEN GOING OFF ABOUT THIS!? Ugh.

It's late and I need to be up in the morning but I'm wide awake and writing my feelings is all I want to do.

I have no hobbies. I feel like I'm never going to have a fucking relationship with a cute boy. I feel like a loser, that's for sure. I don't do anything when I'm home alone. I hardly ever feel like listening to music or watching tv. Is it my depression?? Fuck it. UGH!! And all I do these days is just wait for my mom to get home so I can kick it with her. But now she has a boyfriend and she spends all her time with him. I like him though. I'm not mad at him or anything, I just miss having more alone time with my mom. All she does is talk about him and her co workers anyways. It's draining but I tolerate it because she's in a happier place compared to last year. When I was a hot mess.

Will I ever find a job that pays well that isn't food industry? I'm going to start applying for new jobs after St. Croix. My mom and I are super broke so.... Idk what that trip is going to be like and I already am preparing myself for my mom talking about how broke we are when the trip is over. Oh, AND my car needs a new battery UGHHHH Car stuff always happens at the worst time possible. Anyway, back to the job situation. I just feel like I wasn't mentally stable enough to have any job for awhile. Then being unemployed for so long instigated more of my depression to amplify. And now.... I have a shitty resume and I don't want to be a server but I have No IdEa what's ever out there for me..... that will even pay more than minimum wage. I have friends who have steady jobs. I literally like.... never see Tara anymore and Kayla has been going through stuff and hasn't been hanging out as much. But I don't even have money to do anything anyways. I keep thinking about Nichelle and Sarah which is sad LOL. Like.... I feel like a failure compared to all of these people and I want to be successful in something. But WHAT!?! I still am technically employed with Sol.... Buut lets be real, I hated it anyway and need a more steady job that isn't just folding clothes for 8 hours a day. Maybe I should apply for UPS.... I've head they are good to work for. UGH. I'm gonna try and go to bed now. Mr. Man wont get out of my lap and I have to be at Randy's tomorrow at 10 which means I gotta wake up around 8:30. So..... until next time!

[angrylizardjacket]

It is 5:40 in the morning and all I can think about is Rami Malek in The War at Home. the way he delivers his lines, the way he says words in that series is Iconic and if I had seen it when I was growing up I would have absolutely molded my entire personality to be him. how does he sound like a fully grown adult man at the age of teenager. Kenny is one of the funniest performances he's ever given and I want more people to talk about it. No I have not had sleep, yes I am taking further questions. no I have not seen the full series, yes I have watched the one hour video on YouTube that's just all of his scenes, it plays on repeat in my head, it lives there rent free. I think about the way he awkwardly says meow about once a week. thank you goodnight