#saf incorrect quotes

[jasperthejester]

curt: hey owen wanna know how to start a conversation with a glass of water?

owen: a glass of water is not a thing capable of understanding words. and even if it did it’s a glass of water, how would it respond?!

curt:

curt: water you doing?

[mythuzalasheir3]

Owen: *knocks on Curt’s door* HEY CURT I’M GOING TO CUT SOMEONE’S EYE OUT. WANNA COME WATCH?

Curt: *Opens the door*

Curt: Good times.

[its-short-for-jackalope]

🥰🥰🥰 spies 🥰🥰🥰

[rando360ina03]

Enid's Daily Life! PT.5

Enid: *tear full eyes*

Wednesday: MI amour! What happend?

Enid nodding her head 'no'

Wednesday: You know I will find out one way or other so pls mi amour

Enid: mo-mom told me that I deserved these ugly scars......

Tears start falling down Enids eyes as she hugged Wednesday

Wednesday: shhh

Wednesday: no no Enid. You are not at fault because it wasn't your fault, your a hero for nevermore and to me.

Enid:

Enid: do you think it was better if I died?

Wednesday pulls away from Enid to look at her teary eyes,

Wednesday: no,no,no,no mi amour pls don't say such words no pls. No you could never deserve such fait your m-my knife to my stone. I could never live without you!

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: your not to balme for your face mi amour so. Porfavor no te mueres te amo.

Enid looks up to see Wednesday's eyes filled with tears. Enid hugs Wednesday as she lightly sobs into her arms

Enid: I'm sorry my babycakes, I won't leave as long as your here and mine I won't okay? I promise

As both girls started to shead tears as they hugged eachother passionately.

Enid: sorry you had to comfort me like that ik it's not your things wens

Wednesday simply nod asthe hold eachother

(A old draft I didn't. Other to fix up :p )

[inkwell-illustrations]

Barb: *seductively takes off her glasses*  Barb: Wow...  Tatiana: *blushes* Haha... what?  Barb: You're really fucking blurry! Tatiana: Put your glasses back on!

[orangeslikesbread]

Curt: It is pride month Barb, you know what that means Barb: Huh, what Curt: Barb: Do you want us to make like, gay gadgets, what? Curt: ...

[ryoko-akari]

Curtwen Thoughts are plaguing me nonstop, specifically something silly about vocabulary differences they might have from being on two different sides of the pond. So here's a compilation of silly quotes I came up with inspired by conversations I've had as an American with my Scottish pals.

"Pass me the torch love"

"The what, Owen we're not in a cave!"

"Im well aware, but it's dark so pass the torch"

"What the hell is a torch?!"

"The metal thing in your hand!"

"You could just say flashlight!"

"No I wouldn't because that is clearly a torch!"

"You Americans driving on the wrong side of the road"

"No we drive on the right side, you Brits screwed it up"

"The rest of the world disagrees with you"

"Well the rest of the world is objectively wrong!"

"Looks like it'll be 15 degrees Celcius when we arrive tomorrow"

"Wanna run that by me again in freedom units?"

"This'll be over the top so don't forget your braces love"

"My what?"

"Your braces?"

"Owe, it's an uber fancy ballroom dance, the only thing I can think of for braces are pads and I don't plan on getting in a fight tonight"

"Braces Curt! You know, to keep your trousers up!"

"ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SUSPENDERS-"

[angyllxblues]

Safina: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Nel: The cow??? Safina: What? Rook: Nel, W H Y?

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

I NEED more content of TCB and Shipwrecked connected universe!

Like SAF, WWG, Flop Stoppers, and SIS are all canonically connected to each other, I'd love to see more fan content with the characters interacting. And at the point why not add in more tcb stuff to connect, like TCBOB (which actually might be connected in canon bc of someone's last name), or ex-vloggers or idol worship.

And then there's a bunch of connections you can draw between Shipwrecked's stuff too, with different characters being mentioned in different projects. And I think it'd make perfect sense to have a lot of shipwrecked characters interacting.

So like make the interact! Draw fanart! Write fanfic! Make up incorrect quotes or silly little scenarios!

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[rekino2114]

Your turn to die girls x male reader incorrect quotes

A/n:There is so little yttd girls x reader content it should be illegal

Sara chidouin

[Sara is in a Kendo match against another girl and she's losing]

Y/n:this is bad.....oh wait! SARA IMAGINE THAT GIRL JUST FLIRTED WITH ME!

Sara:!!

[She immediately starts destroying her opponent]

Y/n:.......t-that actually worked?

Reko yabusame

[You're at one of reko's band concerts]

Y/n:WOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!! THE GOTH GIRL WITH THE BONGOS IS MY GIRLFRIEND

Reko:AND THE HOT GUY IN THE FRONT ROW IS MY BOYFRIEND!

Alice:........is this the time to flirt with y/n?

Reko:HECK YEAH IT IS!

Nao egokoro

Nao:boop! Boop! Boop! *giggle*

Y/n:nao......you've been booping my nose for five minutes straight

Nao:sorry I can't help it your nose is just so.....boopable

Y/n:I don't think that's a word

Nao:Well, I just invented it now, then, it perfectly describes your nose

Y/n:....You're so adorable

Anzu kinashi

Anzu:did it hurt?

Y/n:Uh? What?

Anzu:when you feel from the sky...

Y/n:.....

Anzu:Shoot! I meant from heaven....y-you know cause you're an angel and all that......Joe told me this worked on ryoko

Anzu:......o-oh yeah i-uh I....forgot about that....eheh (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

Mai tsurugi

Mai:oh sweetheart~ I made you something

Y/n:Thanks. You really didn't have to. You bake so much stuff already

Mai:nonsense, I love baking and especially when it comes to you speaking of look at what I made.

[She pulls out a tray of heart-shaped cookies with I love you written in frosting]

Y/n:Awww, that's so sweet.....pun not intended

Mai:Well, not as sweet as you, darling.

Sue miley

R/g/n:call me handsome~

Y/n:.....o-ok

Miley:dear, did that girl...make you uncomfortable?

Y/n:Yeah, sorry,even when I told her I had a girlfriend, she kept flirting with me

Miley:Please don't apologize it's not your fault, that girl on the other hand...I'll go talk to her

Y/n:please just don't kill her

Miley:No promises~

Y/n:*sighs*.....I would be lying if I didn't find that kind of attractive

Tia safalin

Safalin:there now you're patched up

Y/n:Thanks a lot, saf, sorry to worry you

Safalin:i-it's alright just be more careful next time

Y/n:Yeah for sure........

Safalin:i-is something wrong b-babe? Are you still hurt?

Y/n:n-no it's just could I....ask you something?

Safalin:o-of course, you can ask me a-anything honey

Y/n:....could you....kiss my injuries? Maybe they'll heal faster that way....eheh

Safalin:*blushing*.....a-alright, i-i can d-do that

[She starts kissing your wounds]

Y/n:Thanks tia, that feels great

Safalin:d-don't mention it, i-i actually enjoyed that

Y/n:Oh, if you did, then how about we kiss for real?

Safalin:*blushing* o-ok

[You start making out passionately]

Maple

Ranger:that bastard you're dating sure is protective of you isn't he?

Maple:he is, and I love that about him. After I realized how terrible sou was to me, I can't imagine anyone I'd rather date. Oh, what a coincidence he's talking to him right now

(I know she was programmed to love him, but like she really didn't deserve that in this au she's not)

Y/n:Listen here, you seaweed haired piece of shit if you dare come close to that sweet angel girl again, I will rip out that majority vote body of yours until not even one human part is left

Midori:........

[gentlemen-of-lies]

Curt: Fuck me if I’m wrong but two plus two equals four ;)

Owen:

Curt:

Curt: Wait shit hang on I did it wrong.

Owen: Yeah you did ;)

Curt:

Curt: OH-

[skylarksof]

Owen: I’m going to take you out.

Curt: It’s a date.

Owen: I meant that as a threat!

Curt: See you at six.

[owencarvourmega]

Curt: so, are you ready to commit?

Owen: ..like a crime or to a relationship?

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

Tati: Owen is homophobic.

Cynthia: Elaborate.

Tati: I'm gay and he is inconveniencing me.

[putrefactive-boy]

Owen: Swallowing glass just to stay pure...

Curt: If you put your name and my name together, you get mAy-o-nAise! also please don't swallow glass

[inkwell-illustrations]

Barb: *pointing* May I sit there?

Tatiana: That's my lap.

Barb: That doesn't answer my question.