#sagau incorrect quotes

[alitheakorogane]

Reader: (Running around the place to avoid being hit by arrows) So, do all of you think I'm an imposter?!

Venti: Yep! But don't worry, we'll hunt you down with love!

Reader: Love? More like with a thousand arrows!

Zhongli: Just let us catch you and face the consequences of your crimes of impersonating the Divine Grace.

Reader: But I just wanted to chill in Teyvat, not dodge arrows, spears, and angry mobs! And what do you mean by impersonating?! It's not my fault I was born with this ridiculous face!

Venti: Ha! Good luck with that! We're relentless when it comes to catching imposters like you.

Reader: Good luck with that! Your aim still sucks, you'll have a chance catching a random sleeping hilichurl with your aim than me!

[poisonous-honey]

Player: *listening to Writing on the Wall for the 100th time* Kaveh's just like me fr

Kaveh: *Feeling every emotion at once* pleASE STOP OUTING ME TO EVERYONE IN SUMERU AND THOSE ARE NOT THE TRAITS OF MINE YOU SHOULD BE RELATING TO ARE YOU OKAY

[forgottennpc]

Photo:

Traveller: What's the plan?

Cyno: I have an I-Dehya.

Tighanri: ...

Traveller: ...

Paimon: ...

Note: Sorry, not sorry. Need Cyno to explain the joke, I ain't gonna explain it.

[goldensunsetchild]

Random SAGAU and SAHSRAU brainrot

What if Traveler/Trailblazer as our vessels were to unconsciously begin to copy our personality? But the bad parts of it.

Like... the fact that I personally have a really bad personality, so I think it would be easy for them to copy my never ending rudeness. Following the fact that if I don't like someone's behavior it's most likely that I will end up always bickering with them (an example is my dad) and that sarcasm is my second language.

So I imagine Lumine and Stelle (since they were the ones I choose for the role of MC) going around with a natural resting bitch face (my signature expression) starting to be less friendly around people, doing snarky comments here and there. And of course bickering to no end with people they don't like, probably they will end up throwing hands at them and all.

Now I feel like I have to do incorrect quotes with them being more like me. Should I do it?

[heedmywarnings]

SAGAU MASTERLIST

Before the "Impostor" was executed, they called out every single sin the Archons' have comitted..

i - One Last Time

ii - Once Was Never Enough

iii - Again?

iv - On Their Knees

v - Caged with Freedom

vi - Give Up, Cold Spirit

vii - The Failed Escape

viii - Who am I?

ix - Not Found.

iv - Again..?

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Forget everything, do not acknowledge your past and focus in your present. You have escaped, you are not in the game.

And Then The Brighter Days Come

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Impostor? Do not say such a vile word in my presence. A journal, of a person.

i- Of all the GOLD I could've stole

ii - Of all the GOLD you I could've stole

iii - Time?

iv - No Faces Left Undistorted

v - Eius Mortem? (Lower Your Volume)

vi - Three Parts of a Page

vii - WHO HAS SUNG????

viii - stop.

ix - end.

A creature has a risen, that creature is you, Behold.

Chapter I

Chapter II

Chapter III

KNY MASTERLIST

HIS CHILD is powerful, strong... like him. But soon he will lose control over his child. He knows he'll bite the hand that feeds him, so he'll remove their teeth, one by one...

i - Determination

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OTHER FICS

Goodbyes To The Storm - That's why the torment of ignorance corrupted him.

The Journal - Just a report on a simple journal retrieved by two noble lineages.

Perils of the Unknown - Three names, one person.

Fallen Child - The death of a child.

Your Local Manic Alchemist - Why fall inlove when you can solve the mysteries of the world and say for certain your twin brother is adopted? - albedo

Incorrect Quotes with the Archons! - literally what it says

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The Narrator's Play.

The Fraud

The Overseer

The Boy

The Archon

Who is Arctos?

[newstepping]

cakes diasomnia has given to yuu + cakes yuu has given to diasomnia

malleus draconia

a different nickname for malleus

prince charming's kiss

the reversed cinderella tale + art

and while you sleep, i'll be scared

crowley finds a way back home, stays in twst

twst x sagau ft. M4ll3U5

why not me?

ingame voicelines

housewardens try to woo you but the first-year rizz is unmatched

housewardens forget that they are your boyfriend when they are drunk

the princess treatment

voicelines about you

courting, pining, or flirting?

not your knight in shining armor, yandere

you fall asleep in class

the key to my heart

a fae's love

i've become the villain's lover!

a hopeless lovestory + malleus draconia is gomez addams personified

he's a ten, but he...

you make them plushies

a beautiful heartbreak - I, II, III, ...

name

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

my dearest, malleus

someone new catch's their s/o's attention

yuu is loopy and doesn't recognize them

+ nsfw +

gimme all your love! 3rd years x thicc!reader nsfw

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incorrect quotes - I, II, III, IV, V, VI

lilia vanrouge

the reversed cinderella tale + art

why not me?

post chapter 7 overblot? it doesn't have a title and i'm bad with titles

courting, pining, or flirting?

the key to my heart

dearly yet intensely

a fae's love

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

+ nsfw +

gimme all your love! 3rd years x thicc!reader nsfw

lilia's breeding kink lol, nsfw

silver

the reversed cinderella tale + art

why not me?

courting, pining, or flirting?

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

sebek zigvolt

the reversed cinderella tale + art

why not me?

the princess treatment

courting, pining, or flirting?

"don't you know it's bad luck to see your bride before your wedding?"

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incorrect quotes - I

[alitheakorogane]

Reader: This is like Among Us, but with isekai, a twist of obsessed religious freaks and magical shit I would rather not want to be another bloody decoration on my body. And it does have a vent in this place... Just add "i" on the end and speak "ehe".

Klee: Among Us? Is that another realm in Teyvat? Can we visit?

Reader: No, Klee, it's... never mind. Let's just focus on not getting smitten by the Archons.

[poisonous-honey]

The Traveller sits at a table near Good Hunter as Jean creates a stack of pizzas

Npc: what's going on here

Traveller: *drinking apple cider* The Player asked Jean to make 99 pizzas

Jean: *stacks another pizza in tears* They don't even eat any of it

[rene-is-an-insomniac]

"Happy Birthday to you."

Sagau! Soft Au

Tighnari ft. Wanderer and co

Tighnari meets the player for the 1st time

"Please Ayato don't come home." The residents of Teyvat heard your voice echoing as you pulled on the Yashiro Commissioner and the Raiden Shougun's banner. You were trying to build pity to wish for a certain someone in 3.4. unfortunately for you, you had a habit of accidentally pulling 5 stars from their banner at low pity.

For a certain Fennic fox of Sumeru, this day happened to fall on his birthday. A day where he was busy giving lectures. The lectures had been going on for almost 11 hours at this point. As he gets to his last point he hears the shooting stars falling from the background. Some who were listening got up and ran to see the shooting stars.

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

One after another fell turning a mixture of blue and purple. As the stars stopped they stood by the window waiting for something else to fall.

"Excuse me are you done?" Tighnari's stern look has the students scrambling to retake their seats.

"Thank you, as i was saying."

You run around with Kaeya playing Akitsu Yuugei gaining primos as your score raises. Having enough for another wish you spend your primo on Ayato's banner. Another blue wish passes showing another useless bow. Sighing you pull out your card buying enough primos for a 2 pull.

Tighnari who was walking to his location looks up seeing a star approaching him head on. The golden light illuminated him as he heard a ping and someone's voice.

"Wait is that Nari?" He hears someone's distant voice talking. He looks around to search for the person only to see a green screen as he is forced to face forward. The screen switches between the green void and the real world of Sumeru.

As the gold star fades away his vision clears showing the road ahead of him. He continues on his way to give his lecture as he heard a tune being sung.

"Happy birthday to you~"

Bonus

Hehe have some incorrect quotes with the Sumeru Trio.

The squad is trying to con some random guy

Tighnari : Um, Cyno, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Cyno: We need money!

Tighnari : You're scamming him?

Cyno: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Tighnari : What?! No way!

Cyno: Why not? We already stole Collei!

Collei: Hey guys

Tighnari : No, we didn't. Collei can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!

Collei: I wanna steal

Part 2

Tighnari : What do you think Cyno will do for a distraction?

Collei: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Collei: ... or they could do that.

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Hehe I got Tighnari on his birthday today so I guess coming hom3 was his birthday wish? It's my 1st time writing him hopefully I can get better in the future. Anyways have a good day/ night everyone!

[yintsukareta]

incorrect quotes part 3 because school is killing me

warning: blood mention and also slightly suggestive for a few parts

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Hu Tao: So how did you meet your boyfriend? Zhongli: He had 2 sinks.

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Albedo: Perhaps imagining not only enhances one's imaginative abilities but the imaginative abilities inside one imaginative abilities. Imagine imagining that can only be imagined within the imagination of your imagination. One cannot disagree with the power of imagination but imagining is tricky when one does not know how imagining works, therefore imaginative imagining can only occur in our deepest imaginative imagining state. Concluding imagining the imaginative is imaginatively imaginative. Kaeya: What

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Albedo: Maybe they're talking about homogenous and heterogenous. Kaeya: The homosexuals and the heterosexuals. Kaeya: Wait-

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Ayato: THOMA JUST GAVE ME HOMEMADE BUBBLE TEA

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Kaeya: ALBEDO PLS HE'S SO HOT Kaeya: I'm going into heat

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Itto: Are you still alive? Ayato: Yeah I guess so Itto: Okay good to know Itto: Good night!

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Xiangling: wanna v later Xiangling: when Xiangling: i cok Xiangling: bepis Xiangling: beef

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Xingqiu: I can't draw straight, cause I'm not straight, I'm me.

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Joel: Dad came back with the milk

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Hu Tao to a ghost: You sound like a microwave

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Itto: I may be dumb- Itto: That's it i'm just dumb.

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Xingqiu: I got ketchup on my shirt Hu Tao: Well I have something red that's not ketchup on my shirt Chongyun: Huh Xingqiu: Do you mean blood? Chongyun: Did you commit a crime? Hu Tao: Listen that kid held my iPad for too long, probably 3 minutes. Xingqiu: So you murdered the iPad kid Hu Tao: Yes Chongyun: WHAT THE HELL

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Bonus (SAGAU):

(name): Coughs (name): And blood comes out and I get rushed to the hospital to learn that I'm dying because blood got in my lungs that provides for the earth and we all die. (name): Anyways Diluc make my knees go in.

[bitwynn]

so, as a person who is about to drown in their midterms and missing writing about their Crack Taken Seriously SAGAU Songfic!AU story, i got bored and decided to generate character prompts.

i think i ended up just making more work for myself because i really wanna draw these as tiny comics AHAHAHAHA

if you wanna generate your own quotes, i used ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quote generator! <<this is the link lmao

[dat-bruv-person]

Pov: Sagau where your genshin characters call your phone because you haven't played with them in a while.

You: Why are you in my contacts?!

Aether, Lumine and Paimon: Our contacts.

[sunlightocean]

SAGAU but we make fun of everyone

WARNING : A lot of swearing.

Jean : How dare you impersonate The Creator’s looks!

Y/N : SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMAN, YOU LOOK LIKE SOME DAMN WATTPAD Y/N WITH DEM DIAMOND BLUE ORBS AND LONG LUSCIOUS GOLDEN BLOND HAIR. WHAT YOU GONNA DO, CRY AND SING FIGHT SONG ON THE ROOFTOP UNTIL YOUR 8 FOOT TALL ALPHA MALE BOYFRIEND WITH 8 PACK ABS SHOWS UP????

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Kaeya : Your actions will not be tolerated!

Y/N : My guy, YOU ARE OUT STRUTTING YOUR TITS SHAMELESSLY OUT IN PUBLIC. YOU WEAR THAT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN???? SMH, HOW DOES THE CATHEDRAL TOLERATE YOU, fucking stripper boy. Now onder you got abondoned by Diluc, I wouldn’t what a person as a friend, much less a brother.

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Gorou : You shall be executed in the name of the Creator!

Y/N : SAYS THE ONE WEARING A CROPTOP OUT ON THE BATTLFIELD! WHAT TYPE OF WHORE DOES THAT??? YOUR JUST ASKING TO GET FUCKED, WITH THAT TYPE OUT OF OUTFIT.

Y/N : YOUR BOSS MIGHT AS WELL BE WEARING PANTIES OUT IN PUBLIC, OH WAIT A MINUTE, SHE DOES. FUCKING STRIPPERS.