My opinion on stardew valley bachelor's
Alex
Not that attractive tbh (don’t hurt me Alex simps)
He feels just like a average jock and nothing else
I’ve literally never taken the time to know him
Hes ok ig
Elliot
He is so pretty on god
His comments about having to brush his hair are relatable
Cheesy poet man
He probably smells really good and if you were to ask him how he'd say it's the ocean breeze. No, he actually used perfume but wants to feel special.
Will marry him. Is marrying him
Harvey
I always forget he exists
HE IS NEVER THERE WHEN I NEED MEDICINE
He is running on coffee
Probably doesn't follow his own medical advice
Average but still nice
Sam
Loveable dumbass
The idiot we all got but don't deserve
Probably gonna go for him next
Sadly he plays mobile games
His hair looks like it was really windy and he was too lazy to fix it
Probably doesn’t know a single thing about how farming works until you become his friend
Sebastian
I love this man
My first husband in the game
Also his mom is hot
Emo freak
Please sir get some sunlight
100% had a phase when he posted cringy sad whispers
Touch starved man # 1
Shane
Touch starved man # 2
Deserves all the love and affection in the world
Relate to him a bit to much
Please sir stop working at jojo, i'll just give you money each week
Spent all my gold on beer for him, look I needed to get close
Getting married to him in another playthrough
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sebastian vettel at the fis world cup, kitzbuehel, austria - january 20, 2024
📷 arthur thill / alamy
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so. I'm fishing on the dock near Willy's shop right? And it's roughly 6pm. And who do I see, on their merry way back home from ginger island?
All. Six. Bachelors.
Alex, Sam, Harvey, Elliott, Sebastian, Shane, and NO ONE ELSE. like... were they having a boys day? Throwing the gridball around in the sand?
...are they a polycule? Was this their whole-polycule-date?
Literally WHAT are the odds of this happening, I would love to know.
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