#santa claus is going to high school

[keysmashing-bees]

So since Mariah!Ethan is a thing....

Hear me out. Mariah as Chris Kringle.

[ghostface-knight]

there's an alternate universe where north pole high school is tormented by the will of several eldridge gods, and hatchetfield high school is the setting of a shitty film franchise they all hate on

[watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead]

current mood: in character one star reveiws of Wiggly on the starkid merch store

There's so many geralds, this is only two:

THESE ONES ARENT EVEN *FROM* HATCHETFEILD???? HOW DID WIGGLY REACH THEM???????

*ANNABETH CHASE CAMEO????????!??!?!*

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

What makes me so mad is that "Santa Claus is Going to High School" would make BANK. We all know it would!!! If you want an easy sell to Hallmark all you do is add a B-plot where Kris (Chris?)'s Senior Elf comes down after him to make sure he doesn't get into shenanigans or tomfoolery or do silly things with magic. He of course falls in love with the music teacher, who is either related to Noelle or is her favorite teacher one of the two. (Or Noelle's unrelated legal guardian because she is Noelle's favorite teacher)

And of course one of the reasons all the kids are on the naughty list is because they are all Aggressive With Sport which means the school's athletic budget takes up waaay too much of the extracurriculars budget which means there's no arts budget.

so Ms. Favorite Teacher has to make do with beat up instruments and an untuneable piano. Naturally Senior Elf and Kris use magic to get better instruments and tune the old piano do you see how it writes itself. I'm so mad.

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

So I’m assuming Pete works at the Cineplex?

[cinderellaenjoyer]

Kim Whalen Kris Kringle. I think it would be funny.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

It's probably been said before, but Will Branner Santa Claus.

[spinachbobsquarepants]

I like to apply Richpez to pretty much any Lauren Lopez/Joey Richter pair of characters to see how funny it is. Like yeah, there's Ron and Draco, and that's pretty funny, but there's also Linda and Uncle Wiley, Bug and Bugette, Jingle and Jangle, and my personal favourite, Craphole and the baby buffalo he shoots.

[rentumblsstuff]

*watching Santa Claus is Going to High School*

Peter: Why is Noel still okay with going out with him after finding out he’s Santa?! He’s too old for her!

Ruth: Hey, I’d be happy for an older man to put me on his naughty list.

Richie: If I were Noel, I’d immediately ask him if the elves get paid or if he’s running a holly jolly sweatshop.

Steph: Oh, sweat shop for sure! Look at the actor playing Kris Kringle. He looks like he’s done some shit, and he’s dating a girl, like, one thousandth of his age. That Santa has no room to judge anyone.

[kairithemang0]

I know this thing is so stupid but honestly if we see Kris again I want him to be played by Joey so here's Joey Richter!Kris Kringle

[keysmashing-bees]

Continuing my series of holiday-themed hatchetfield couple art(and my Mariah!Kris propaganda)

[jonmattdaily]

i think each photo i take of mittens guy just gets progressively worse

[wetcatschwartzy]

cheer potential <3

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I love a good play within the play. Hamlet Shakespeare understood this but also Horror parody musical series Hatchetfield gets it

[ted-the-sleezeball]

I MADE SOME PINSSSS

THEY CAME OUT SO GOOD