#sassapis ghosts

[themischievousronster]

MOREEE

[azeofspades]

Actually the Jay/Sass friendship in this show is so dear to me like wdym they hug and say "I love you" to each other and the narrative doesn't treat it as weird or gay

[azurbright]

Hi!!!! I literally never thought I would find a blog that writes for Ghosts CBS, even though I am only up to mid Season 2 so I am jumping for joy rn you are doing the Lord's work and WONDERFULLY too!! ❤️❤️

Anyway, idk if you write for this but can you please do a fanfic of Sasspis having a crush on Fem! Ghost Reader who died in the last 50 years and is pretty laid back and bubbly. But he lowkey doesn't know what to do about it/handle it, since he has his whole 'cool kid' persona that he wears constantly, and his nonchalant 'flirting' isn't working (Cuz Reader is just living her afterlife and bro would literally treat 'hi' as flirting, we all saw the Tree episode 💀)

So it is basically Sas trying to flirt with her by basically just having a normal conversation, and accidentally blurts out his feelings in frustration when she doesn't pick up on any of his 'hints' then you can decide the ending, go wild >:)))

Yess absolutely!!! There just aren't enough Ghosts X Readers out there in the world. I've taken it upon myself to write them <3

Sassapis X Fem!Reader

No content warning other than Sass being the most cringe fail man that's ever existed. Don't worry, he gets the girl in the end.

I didn't have much time to write this before work, sorry it's a little short. And this is my first time writing Sass, so I really hope you like it.

You died recently... well, not exactly recently. You were the most recent ghost to have died, but it wasn't long after Trevor. You died in 2006. So before anything interesting happened but long enough to have more knowledge of technology than the rest.

So you've been here for a little less than twenty years, and you'd say your relationships with the other ghosts were quite good. You especially liked to hang out in big groups because that's just where you felt you belonged. You were happy you got to have this silly little family of friends for all of eternity.

There was one ghost, though, that you weren't sure even liked you. Sass, for the most part, only ever said "Hi" to you. And it's not like you weren't trying to talk to him. It's just when you would. He seemed to get all strange and figedty. You didn't really mind that much though.

Today was different, though. For some reason, while you were watching the television with Thor, he decided he wanted to strike up a conversation with you. "Hey." He smiled at you, an actual greeting.

"Hey Sass, how's it going." You respond your eyes still watching whatever it was on the TV.

"Oh, you know, same old, same old." He crosses his arms over his chest and glances off to the side nonchalantly.

"Right..." you say suspicious, "do you, need something?"

"Oh! Yes! Right, I was wondering," he pauses stuttering, "if you were doing anything later?"

You look up at him and cock your head to the side in confusion, "Yeah, Jay's cooking dinner tonight, we're all gonna be in there." Your eyes close at the idea of Jay's cooking. It always smells wonderful.

"Yeah okay, cool... cool." He then quickly scurries away.

You turn to Thor, who's laughing his ass off, "What was that about?" You giggle.

"Thor does not know, maybe Sass is trying to be friend." Thor continues to laugh.

"Yeah, you're right." You smile to yourself, honestly, you're glad that he's actually trying to come around.

Later that day, you're all in the kitchen smelling whatever it is Jay's making for dinner, and Sass is standing next to you. Weirdly close, but you didn't really mind.

"Hey." He smirks. You question to yourself if he's trying to look cool, because if anything he just looks a little silly.

"Hi, Sass. Are you enjoying the smell of the food?" You ask him, making small talk.

"Yeah, but I'm enjoying the smell of you more." He says.

"...sorry, what?" You turn and look at him laughing in confusion.

"Do you wanna walk the grounds, Jay's seems to be almost finished." He gestures towards the back door.

"Oh yeah, let me get Issac, he loves evening walks."

"No, no no no no," he says quickly, "just me and you."

You nod and start to walk towards the back door, "are you gonna murder me?" You joke.

"Definitely." He responds.

You two walk in silence for a while. At this point, you're really not quite sure what you're doing here. You like Sass, he's cool, but you were quite sure he hated you.

"So, how'd you die?" He asks you.

"You don't know?" You look up trying to remember all the details, he shakes his head, "uhm, well, basically the short of it is, In 2006, I was on a walk with my boyfriend, and he murdered me. And that's basically it, I'm like super over it, though." You laugh, "he was kinda shitty anyway, I don't think he even got away with it either"

"That's awful, dude. Wow" Sass seems to be in awe.

"Yeah, but, you know," you nudge him, "now I have you guys."

"That's so true. You could have me, all of me." Sass seems to blurt out.

"What?" You stop walking and turn to him.

"No, I mean," He seems to be trying to back track, "like, we could be something. Or not! We don't have to, we can just be friends. I've been weird to you, and I know that's weird, I'm weird. You're not weird, you're so nice, and you didn't even notice." He stops.

"Oh my god, this is embarrassing." He shutters.

"No, Sass, I just don't understand what you're saying." You say confused.

"I like you, I guess." He laughs nervously.

"Ohhhhh." You seem a little taken aback. This isn't a bad thing. You've always found Sass to be cute, but you genuinely thought he hated you. Now you realize it was just his stupid "cool guy" persona. "You goofball." You hit his shoulder.

"What does that mean." He looks at you.

"Nothing, just, here." You lean and kiss him on the lips. Only for a second before pulling back to see how he felt about it.

You weren't sure if he shut down or not, "Sass?"

"Please, do that again." He says quietly.

You laugh quickly and then step closer to him, putting your hands on both sides of his face. You tilt your head slightly and kiss him again, this time for a little bit longer, and he actually kisses you back. He hesitantly puts his hands on your waist. "Is that alright?" He asks you.

"Yes." You smile, and hug him tightly. "I'm just glad you don't hate me." You laugh again but this time relieved.

"I never hated you, sorry, I was just trying not to come on to strong."

"I don't think you came on strong enough." You both giggle together embraced in eachothers arms. It was fun, exciting, and different. You never thought you'd get to have anything like this ever again. It was exactly what the two of you needed. Eachother.

[woodstoneconfessions]

i really really hope that Sass ends up being atleast more clearly ace coded and at best ace representation

so here's some plot points that might be fun

Sass tries to write a book like Isaac because he likes storytelling, but he just can't write the connection and attraction between two lovers right, and the other ghosts try to explain what that connection is like for them and hes just like "that sounds .... strange... I don't think I like people like *that*"

Joan reveals shes ace and Sass is like "me too" once he knows what it means and then they go watch Queer Eye and theorize what ghosts live in the houses the Fab Five visit

they reveal it and then don't have a plot about it and it doesn't become a character trait

Jay has a dream where he meets up with his ex from college who reveals she's actually aroace and didn't just think he sucked and so now they can finally play dnd again together and Sass just stands there confused

this is a shitpost, most of these suck

sorry

[jambread23]

Ghosts cbs fanart!!! Part 2 here

[space-feminist]

sassapis cbs ghosts is such a fantastic character. he's a 500 year old bitter old man. he's a young unfulfilled 20-something. he can go into people's dreams but mostly uses it to ask for food. he starts drama for fun. he's the most up-to-date on pop culture of all the ghosts. he's an indigenous guy who watched the colonization of his homeland for the past 500 years. he gets microaggressed on the daily for his asexuality. we still don't know how he died

[ninjaart-fan]

I love this show! I love the characters, the story… Man, I really want to see Trevor and Hetty together. I know, I know, they aren’t perfect, but they're good for each other (and their hook-ups are hilarious)

so here some random sketches

[o-heidy-o]

Someone once said that it's weird how Sassapis speaks fluent, perfect English, while Thor, who has been there the longest, doesn't. I like how this shows their personalities. Sassapis, being a storyteller, has to be precise with words and adapts to his audience, showcasing their culture through the way he dresses and tells stories. But Thor chooses to keep his accent since he's the only Viking there; he doesn't have to adapt to them, nor does he want to. I love how he messes with the others by mixing his way of speaking with random actual words.

[neeksparksg]

Ghosts Cbs Headcanons

Sam feels bad for you because you died so young. You think it’s annoying whenever Sam tries to baby you since you were “practically an adult” by your standards. Isaac points out that 14 was not adulthood, even back then.

Sassappis is your favorite ghost to sit with when you're tired of everyone else's drama. You’ll plop next to him and just sit in silence, occasionally making snarky comments about the others with him.

Thor has decided you’re an honorary warrior, dubbing you “Tiny Shield Maiden.” You once pretended to fall just to see if he’d catch you—and he did, dramatically yelling, “THOR SAVE YOU!” while everyone else rolled their eyes.

Alberta has taught you all her jazz songs. You sing them as loudly and out of tune as possible.

You constantly make fun of Nigel’s formal way of speaking. You mimic his British accent to annoy him and get giggles out of the other ghosts. Isaac thinks it’s hilarious but pretends to scold you for “mocking an ally.”

Alberta taught you to snap your fingers dramatically when making a point, and now you do it constantly.

You were angry with Isaac and refused to talk to him for two years. After the first month, you forgot why you were angry, but since he didn’t apologize, you kept giving him the silent treatment.

Flower insists on telling you stories about her wild days in the '60s, and you listen intently, even if you don’t understand half of what she’s saying. “What’s a commune?” you once asked, and she just replied, “Freedom, kid. Freedom.”

Trevor tried to teach you slang from the early 2000s. “No one says that anymore,” Sam tells him, but he insists on teching it to you anyways. He regretted it as soon as you said, “Totally tubular, Trev.”

Isaac talks to you about his achievements, but you purposely get the details wrong to annoy him. “Wasn’t that Hamilton’s idea?” you ask innocently. “It was NOT,” Isaac sputters, indignant every time.

Whenever Jay practices cooking, you like to guess what he’s making based on the smells, although your guesses are often way off. “Cactus stew?” you once asked when he was making pesto.

You still use old Wild West slang, which confuses most of the other ghosts. You’ll say things like,“Faster than a jackrabbit on a hot griddle,” or "Acknowledge the Corn" leaving everyone (especially Isaac and Hetty) scratching their heads. Flower, however, thinks it’s deep, and Sassappis always nods in approval, as if he fully understands. (He does not.) it does not help that you use it wrong on porpouse to mess with them

[weareallgonnaliveforawhile]

Oh, that was like the 1500s, Europeans had NOT been there yet. It wasn't until like the 1600s that the British showed up. Plus he died in 1513, he had a solid century before any Europeans would've shown up on the east coast.

Also, I think Thor must've spoken some Lenape because Sass mentions that him and Thor spoke during the very long period of time where it was just them alone, and Sass did not speak any other language.

Thinking about Sas from ghosts. Imagining dying and not only coming back as a ghost but then also seeing a white man for the first time

[batcavescolony]

Do you think School Spirits and Ghost's could be in the same universe? They're both ghost tied to the place the died, who have no idea how to cross over, and some people can see them. Now I want a Ghost × School Spirits cross over.

[0133444]

actually hope the virgin jokes culminate in sasappis coming out as asexual and we get an "The Ghosts Feel Bad for being Fucking Rude for the past Several Months" episode because this is ridiculous and frankly a bit ooc at this point

[azeofspades]

Sass, exhausted, probably to Flower and Thor: My fucking God, get a room

Patience spawning in from the dirt: GOD DOES NOT FUCK

[the-beee-charmer]

Ghosts Character Posters!!

In addition to my Ghosts Musical poster I made those tiny posters for a bunch of characters from the show!

Once again, I'd love to somehow some day sell my designs/prints so lmk if that's something you might be interested in!

👻🫶🏼

[geronimomo-spd]

i have made a few creatures! i truly believe all of these hehe

[medusas-daughter]

Update: the repressed white lady on cbs Ghosts has just made me sob violently for a whole hour by revealing how she died. I am unwell. She was all alone. She was never alone, her entire life she was always surrounded by staff who begrudgingly respected her and a bunch of ancient ghosts who looked over her since she was a child and loved her. And when she was most scared and desperate she was alone. And then she became a ghost and just stayed alone. And Thor and Sass and Isaac just came home one day, finally free from the hole and traumatized and reeling from the loss of Prudence to find Hetty wandering the halls of her home alone. And she tells them she was celebrating, she tells them she had partied so hard she accidentally overdosed. Her closest friends, who love her more than she could ever know, and she can't tell them. So they congratulate her on a "fun" death and move on. I am dying somebody sedate me