#sasuke could never

[evenmorebeetles]

One of the things that always really fascinated me about Sakura's character is how manipulative she is.

I was rewatching the anime with my partner because it was their first time, and when Sakura finds Sasuke to beg him not to go to Orochimaru, my partner said that they were a little disappointed that romance was emphasized in that scene over friendship, and I said, "You know, I think Sakura would have told Sasuke she loved him whether she did or didn't. She knows that he cares about her. I think Sakura would say anything she had to to get him to stay."

And the most obvious example of this is when she does that exact thing to Naruto before the Five Kage Summit, lying about having feelings for him in order to save him, and that scene is what I was referencing when I made the comment, but throughout the course of the anime, there are several other moments where Sakura either outright lies and cons or uses her feelings as a weapon to get her way.

She does it right when Team 7 is formed, when Naruto plays the eraser prank on Kakashi. Her inner monologue shows that she thinks it's hilarious, but instead she puts up this facade. She berates Naruto because she thinks it'll make her appear cooler to Sasuke, and she tells Kakashi that she told Naruto not to do it and that she would never do something like that because she wants to portray herself as not only superior to Naruto but as the good one, the innocent one, the one who can do no wrong.

She does it to Sai, Kiba, and Lee when she knocks them unconscious so that she can go kill Sasuke by herself. She does it when tells Sasuke that she wants to join him so that she can get close to him. She does it again when, at the end of the war, she begs Sasuke one last time. She even does it in Sasuke Retsuden when she cons Penjira at cards and reveals that she's been doing the same to Tsunade for years. And these are just off the top of my head, I'm sure there's more.

Basically I'm saying that everyone should consider themselves lucky that Sakura's on Konoha's side because if she was the one with the villain arc? She'd be ruthless.

[punkeropercyjackson]

2000s ship wars were a whole nother level of headassery because the fandom would prattle on about how their rival ships love interest was totes abusive and a shitty character and then they were the realest niggas in the whole franchise

[jasontoddssuper]

When a male character pulls his female love interest without even trying by just being a nice weirdo but dosen't realize she likes him for a long ass time even though she makes it super obvious,that's code for him being autistic btw

[sasunarualways]

the only reason there was no kiss here

[bunni-lee]

the eye contact between naruto and sasuke fucks hard

[anubisthe1]

You ever meet those touch starved people that look so damn hugggable, yet you know if you even try to touch them, they will cut your arm off. That's how kid kakashi was and how sasuke is.

[mishellii]

I just know Sasuke is the biggest baby. He probably loves to cuddle and getting his hair stroked and just loves when y/n coddles him in every way. Of course only in the comfort of their home, we wouldn’t want anybody of the konoha boys to find out he actually is very affectionate and loves all the attention he gets from y/n

oh stop it he IS. he refuses to hold ur hand in public or do anything that could indicate him having normal human feelings because he's such a fragile soul, who needs everyone to think he's this tough emotionless guy who doesn't need ANYONE which is BS

because once ur alone with him, he will and can not keep his hands off of u. there hasn't been one night, since u two got into a relationship, where u didn't need to help him fall sleep.

either by playing with his hair while his head's in ur lap, or having to talk about ur day until he's passed out, cheek pressed either against your chest or your shoulder. gets so whiney too if u don't acknowledge him while ur doing work around ur apartment, so he trails behind u like a lost puppy until u give him the attention he desires.

he's such a big baby i'm going insane actually

[moon-trees]

not too sure how everyone looked at sasuke and thought he was just a sane individual who made bad choices. um, no, that is a very mentally unstable child who never received the proper help and support he needed, which led him deeper and deeper into madness and everyone just ignored it.

[urostakako]

i have nothing new i want to share... have a wallpaper...

[ID: A drawing of Satoru, Shoko, and Suguru from Jujutsu Kaisen. Suguru and Satoru have their arms slung around Shoko’s shoulders, who smiles around a cigarette in her mouth and whose hands are in her pockets. Suguru, on Shoko’s right, makes a three-fingered peace sign with his right hand and leans slightly down. Satoru has his legs crossed and his left arm up in a fist, mouth open in a smile. In hiragana written above them is Sashisu! (さしす). ]

[sasukesun]

“and so they fought. and so they laughed. friends. before they knew it, they were inseparable” is such a raw line you would think it’s shakespeare poetry but it’s from a naruto chapter cover with naruto and sasuke wearing matching guitar pin necklaces with each other’s faces on it, so it’s rawer than it

[opens-up-4-nobody]

God. The thing abt the uchiha is that. Yes. It was fucked up that no one trusted them and they got pushed further and further from the village center. However. They were also a clan of ninja cops with fucked up magical eyes that they supercharge by getting horrifically traumatized. So like. I also would not fucking trust them.

[moog-enthusiast]

sasunaru amv i made today. i have seen maybe 10 episodes of naruto ever in my life. this has not stopped me. college student life be #crazy

[evilkitten3]

i don't remember when he first saw it in canon, but it would be really funny if sasuke didn't have any clue whatsoever about sakura's super strength until like the very end of the series. like every time he sees her he's been thinking "oh it's sakura probably still as annoying and useless as ever" and then it turns out that now she can punch a mountain in half

[every-sasuke-uchiha]

[narutosrighthand]

“You show me that humanity’s impermanence scares me, because it creates room for pain and mistakes to be made and repeated. It’s like praying, humans are always doing something like praying, and hoping something good is coming next to look forward to. After they have experienced cruelty, they still find things to love, live, and hope for.”

[joy-girl]

If I was the Jinchūriki of the nine tailed fox I could not be trusted because I would befriend it and take the seal off... what do you mean I have a fox inside me?? A real fox??? Set him free poor baby, he's done nothing wrong and he's my friend y'all don't understand him like I do