#schlart

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

guy who is totally definitely not an allegory for satan

[whiteclaw-swagger]

Jebediah Schlatt, MichaelMcville’s local “Old Man”

This is his ask blog, which also doubles as a roleplay blog for the Beached SMP!

Feel free to send him anything, and he’ll be happy to answer

[lexisrobotcollection]

You ok there bud?

[verarev]

:8=)

jschlatt emoticon

[the-furies]

and sidenote what's fucking funny to us especially abt all this is how just ooc our dsmp fictives are. which tracks ofc as fictives can and Will grow and change from who they are in canon but ours were just. bizarre from the start

[ohbabydollie]

writing schlatt little letters but misspelling his name on purpose

dear schlart,

shart my love,

shit,

at first he thought it was funny and cute since you didn’t know how to spell his name at first. you ended up writing it as shlatt, sclatt, etc. until you got used to writing it.

once you did, he loved reading your notes until it got to schcatt, schlut, schore, shit, schlart, etc.

occasionally you’ll throw in the nickname that catches him off guard and makes him laugh.

he leaves them on his desk to read from time to time while he’s streaming, his face almost immediately softens with a smile as he sees the way you’ve found to edit his name

he would never tell you, but seeing those little letters makes him feel better

it’s the highlight of his day

[sardonic-the-writer]

gone but never forgotten. rip schlart 1999-2024

[moonysfavoritetoast]

schlart is live

[pluralphilza]

what do you guys think of schlart

[conarcoin]

prince Zuko as In. the fictional animated character ← does not know what schlart walk is

[kiwicam]

If fitz keeps a good upload schedule for both his channels we could get more schlatt content than from schlart himself

[also-an-art]

YAHHOOO bed bivison schlart fwb feedism fic this is like the closest feeling I’ll ever have to doing hard drugs I think 🙏 -🕯️

WKDBWJDHJEJD my honor to be ur dealer 🫡

[metfell]

look at my schlart boy

[cxyotl]

still think a brba crimeboys au would be fitting btw.

waltuh- wilbur

jesse- tommy

sally- skyler

flynn- fundy

gus- schlart

max- conor

gale- quackity

jane- erm. one of tommys log wives i suppose.

hank- tubbo

gomey- eret

marie- ranboo

[zooone]

sniffle sniffle sweaterduo fans are crying in joy because their community is deader than the ctntduo community because sweaterduo hasn’t had shit since the hot pockets and before schlart got added onto the dream smp

i know right ggrgrgrhrhrngmmgnhn

[wooteena]

wait can i ask what 'guilt trip post' anon meant

gatekeep gaslight girlboss guilttrip baybbeeee this one