#schmookums

[littleoceanbabe]

i am currently rotating dr john “jonk” hamish watson in my brain. he’s so. he’s just. he’s so skrungly. but in the most loving of ways. he’s so baby. he’s so babygirl. he’s so awkward. he’s so silly. he’s my dream man. i’m so so so in love w him.

[erineas]

You won't believe what i've found!!

[levibloodmobile]

Faust: Love of the Damned (2000) featuring Jeffrey Combs hole

[sitizelter]

(how have i not posted this here)

[philzokman]

chuuya is so hot i wish gay people were real

[bunniesbearsandadventures]

If I come over to your house and you have a cat, that cat will become my new friend whether it likes it or not.

𖠳 ᐝ ꕀ𖠳 ᐝ ꕀ𖠳 ᐝ ꕀ𖠳 ᐝ ꕀ𖠳 ᐝ ꕀ𖠳 ᐝ ꕀ

[camvrin]

Kieran appreciation blog 😻😻😻😻

[plaguery]

i dont know who or what it was directed at but i just said "girlypop bubblegum schmookums..." out loud. i dont even remember saying it but i heard it. i know i hesrd that come out of my damn mouth

i said like. with the tone of someone saying "aw babe..." or whatever

[koupium]

[xptobie]

Doodled them silly lil schmookums

[minkkumaz]

DISASTEROLOGY

hyunjin dreamed of you and the things you'd do together, and not one soul knew about it. he finally draws up the courage to show you his intentions

PIERCE THE VEIL series

PAIRING hwang hyunjin x gn!reader WC 1.1k TAGS friends to lovers. lovesick hyunjin. confessions. smooching. slightly angst. fluff. suggestive implications. OMI NOTE i think out of all the members i struggle with writing hyunjin the most. i literally dwelled on this for so long but honestly turned out better than i expected. @skullverse, my ptv twin. this one is for you my schmookum wookums bc ik he's ur fav!!

a single finger traced over hyunjin’s abs, making him take a sharp breath. there were a million different kinds of fun, but that was only a figment of his mind’s eye. when he was tucked in between his sheets, a tainted dream resurfaced every night.

but this wasn’t true, no, it was completely impossible. nobody knew that he dreamt about you, the dates he’d take you on, and the way he’d hold your hand so perfectly that not one person would get a single idea besides ‘they must be together.’

this was his imagination, and when he wasn’t happily rested within it, the world felt like it was at end.

often time’s he’d wake up in a cold sweat. running a hand through his hair to detach the pieces that stuck to his forehead. his shirt clung to his body, lacking the touch of you underneath.

hyunjin sighed, looking over to his blinking alarm clock that had a small sketchbook next to it. you were meant to come over soon to spend some time with him since days like that came rarely. one quick nap later and he was soon reminded of how badly he wanted you, yet couldn’t have you.

it was everything. the way your lips parted slightly when you were confused, how you stabilize yourself by holding onto his shoulders after he teaches you choreography, or maybe when your hand brushed against his as you walked alongside him.

a low groan of annoyance fell from his lips, moving from his spot on the bed to freshen up in the bathroom. looking in the mirror was only a reminder that today was supposed to be the day he’d say something to you; imply that he wanted so much more than to just be friends.

all he saw was his fear looking back at him. out of every drawing he’s ever made, he could never sketch out a coherent idea of how he fell victim to your spell. so instead he settled with drawing you. just you.

it was now or never, right?

picking up his phone from the charger, he sent you a text to let you know that it was okay to come over. it wouldn’t take very long, as you didn’t live too far. in the meantime, he pushed down these possessive thoughts and cleaned himself up.

the clock felt like it was ticking slower than ever, but that was just a misconception when he heard the gentle knock on his door. thousands of butterflies awoke in his stomach, and he had never been more nervous than in that moment.

he walked over to unlock the door and let you inside. you were cozy in some pajamas, with a jacket hugging your body.

“hyun!” you grin, reaching your arms around him in a hug, enabling his hands to snake around your waist.

“hey, i haven’t seen your face in awhile.” he ruffled your hair gently.

“pff, only because you’re too busy with tour.” you tease him, pulling away to follow back to his bedroom.

“okay maybe i was a little busy! but i have a present for you from when i was on tour.” he tells you, grabbing the sketchbook on his night stand and handing it to you.

“for me?” you flipped it open to see an image of yourself laying prettily on the first page. 

every pencil stroke dug into the paper, getting only the finest of details. you lower yourself back on his bed, still admiring the drawing.

“do you like it?” he smiles at you.

“do i like it? i love it oh my gosh!” you bounce slightly on his mattress, giddy with endorphins.

you place the book next to you on the comforter, reaching your hands out to pull him towards you in another embrace. in the midst of this all, he falls against you on the bed.

all you could do was let out quiet giggles with the boy on top of you, his head stuffed in the crook of your neck.

he lifted himself up, leaning up on one of his forearms. his free hand traveled to your face, moving small strands of hair that were blocking your vision. a pink hue played across his cheeks; this position felt too similar to the ones in his imagination.

“i don’t know how you were able to get all those details of me. you even got one of my moles!” you beam from underneath him.

“you’re just on my mind all the time, how could i not?” 

“uh huh, you’re too busy being one of the most desired men on the planet.” you joke with him, failing to realize he was being serious. your expression shifts when he doesn’t laugh.

“did you know that i dream about you, y/n?” he says tenderly, grazing his fingertip over your jawline.

“wh– pardon?” you mutter.

“there’s so much i want to tell you, but i don’t want to scare you off.” he looked intimidating, towering over you. but there was so much care in his words that it confused you.

“hyunjin.. you could never scare me off. i value all of my time with you.” you respond calmly, trying to mask your flusteredness.

the line he drew down your face stopped, instead drifting down your neck and across your collarbones. a shiver travelled down your spine.

“are you sure that you mean that, y/n?” his voice was composed sweetly.

“i mean it.”

“whenever i draw you, i think back to these daydreams i have about you. about us. we did so much together, but none of it was real.” he stopped, “it made me second guess things a lot. but i figured that even if the world was ending, shouldn’t we spend the rest of our time in love?”

“i– i don’t know what to say.” you lay below him with a shocked look on your face, but you were far from scared. you were curious.

“don’t say anything. just imagine us, please?” there were undertones of distress in his words.

“i like you, so much. but i don’t want to ruin things between us. i was so terrified.” you confess, biting back a frown.

“you won’t ruin anything, my muse. you’re anything far from poisonous. things will be okay.” 

“how will i know for sure?”

hyunjin looks into your glazed eyes, you were looking like you were about to cry. this only made him smile more.

he leaned down closer to you, until he was only inches away from your ear. you could feel every inhale and exhale sliding down the side of your neck.

“you’ll know if you stay. i want to create something beautiful,” he whispers, “then destroy it.”

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[woozivrse]

my love ❙

POOKUMS IM SO SORRY

IM GONNA BE A LITTLE LATE :(

DONT WAIT UP

chan chuckled, already waiting in line at the cafe the two of you were meeting at.

my pookum schmookums ❙

don't worry about it!! stay safe<3

by the time you had gotten to the cafe, chan was sat at a table in a corner with your order. your face brightened when you caught his eye, waving your hand excitedly. he smiled back at you, endeared by your actions.

“oh my gosh i’m so sorry!” you sat down, thanking him for your drink. “there was someone filming something? like on the sidewalk, so i had to wait for them to finish, and it was really cool! but it took so long. it was like, a performance thing?”

he chuckled. "that sounds interesting, did you get a video?"

"nope, they didn't let us," you pouted. "i wanted to show you, maybe you knew them!"

"that's alright, i don't mind," he pinched your cheek. "you're here, so that's all that matters,"

[gingerjolover]

continuing with my thots as requested….

pretty sure it’s the gay gay horny horny cigarettes ep of gayotic (could be wrong) but naomi mentions being like a stone top…

i’m just thinking like… calling them daddy while they smush my head into the pillow and smack my ass and split me apart with their strap 😁😁

and i just know they’d be a munch. like in the sheets yes but also in the streets. when they’re not lovin on u they’re running around to get u what u ask for in a heartbeat. they’d kiss your hand when you say goodbye & shit like that, not afraid to be corny and silly.

i feel like they’d do a fuckass british accent and say some shit like “i bid you adieu” like, they’re kind of a loser (i luv it)

the amount of money they spend on u is criminal. they’re basically to sponsor of your shopping sprees. and they obviously want a try-on haul after. i can imagine them sneaking off during your hyper-focused haze of being in target (i have adhd) to buy some expansive ass italian lingerie u wouldn’t let them buy in front of you, and surprising u with it at the end of ur haul.

headcannon! their favorite pet name for u is baby (i’m projecting shh)

semi-ironically (it gets less ironic everytime they say it) they call u schmookums. i will not elaborate. thank u for attending my ted talk

mama g, i humbly request to be 🍒 anon

gimme a sec to process....

first off, welcome baby! everyone say hello to cherry anon 🍒🥳

second, you need to lock me uP

(sometimes i feel like a baby gay because i have to look up kinky terminology ignore me)

i (ginger) canonically write mainly soft!gf, i'm not SAYING she's a pillow princess okay? i didn't SAY that, BUT soft!gf with naomi (esp) is very casual dominance in like everyday relationship, just has her shit together and naomi really looks to her for grounding. but in hc with soft!gf, yes, naomi is a stone top and i am not opposed to writing a fic with your scenario because it would be ON BRAND kay? naomi is daddy. period. no discussion. absolutely canon.

i have only written for them twice but i agree with everything you have written (and so beautifully might i add) they love you so hard it's criminal, like bouncing around you and making sure you're taken care of while you're staring at all of the different gel pens for 20 mins (may or may not have happened to me today in target) (i also have adhd <3)

the lingerie scenario made me take a puff of my inhaler because obviously they want a fashion show and then obviously, they are going to fuck the living daylights out of you while you're wearing it :)

baby is a good one! you are their baby so makes perfect sense! (in my fic yesterday i have hc that naomi LOVES to be babied on the dl, when they aren't feeling great you call them baby)

schmookums sends me to the moon tbh

[temedtime]

pookie schmookums are u ok?

that depends on who this is

[ceilidho]

NEILS INSTA STORY??? I JUST FUCKING DIED.

my little honey baby darling sweetheart gorgeous munchkin schmookums pookie sweetie ................ i love him

[bluedivvy]

drew the riddler (paul dano) for my good friend my schmookums @melonthemelon27 bc he's obsessed and i dont blame him. its also the riddler's birthday soon so here's an early gift!! uhh riddle me piss or whatever

hes so cheeky i love drawing him with long big eyelashes. he flutters them at ppl