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[unitedstatesrei]

The Agent/Investor Partnership Survival Guide (How to Profit Without Killing Each Other)

Key Takeaways Agents and investors thrive when they stop competing and start collaborating. Clear roles, expectations, and communication systems are the key to profitable joint deals. Trust is built through vetting, small wins, and shared values—not Instagram bios or hype. Welcome to the Partnership Truce Table You’ve survived the war. You’ve read the article. You’ve picked a side—or maybe you’re just watching the fallout from a safe distance. But here’s the truth the memes won’t tell you: Agents and investors actually need each other. The agent knows the streets, the comps, the contracts. The investor knows the numbers, the funding, the hustle. Put them together and what do you get? Money. Leverage. Power. The problem? They often speak two completely different languages—one fluent in MLS, the other fluent in off-market chaos. This guide is your translator. Your treaty. Your playbook. So whether you're a wholesaler trying to charm a REALTOR® or a licensed agent sick of getting ghosted by investors, grab your pen. Grab your calculator. We're going to show you how to profit without punching each other. Why You Need Each Other (Even If You Hate Admitting It) The Win-Win Nobody Talks About Let’s keep it real: Agents have access to listings, data, networks, and buyers who are actually approved to close. Investors have cash, creativity, speed, and the guts to tackle the deals most agents would rather not touch. Together? You close more. You close faster. You close better. Need proof? Investor flips house → agent lists it → everyone wins. Agent has a client with a disaster property → investor scoops it up → client is thrilled. Agent and investor partner on BRRRRs → long-term income for both. This isn’t about who’s better. It’s about who wants the bag. The best partnerships don’t happen because of friendship—they happen because the deal math works. And guess what? The math says: stop the beef, start the business. United States Real Estate Investor United States Real Estate Investor 6 Common Collab Models That Actually Work Not Just Theory—This Stuff Closes You don’t have to invent the wheel. These six models are already out there, printing checks for smart teams who stop trying to win and start trying to close. 1. Investor Buys, Agent Lists The investor finds or funds a distressed property. After the rehab, the agent lists it on-market for top dollar. Clean, legal, and everybody gets paid. Agent wins: Gets a reliable listing pipeline. Investor wins: Gets top dollar without babysitting buyers. 2. Agent Finds, Investor Funds Agent finds an off-market deal but doesn’t want to—or can’t—close on it. Investor steps in to fund and execute the deal. Agent wins: Gets paid as a referral or JV partner. Investor wins: Gets access to deals without door-knocking. 3. BRRRR Partnerships Agent and investor team up on a long-term buy-and-hold. Agent helps acquire, investor funds rehab, both share in refinance and cash flow. Agent wins: Earns equity and/or recurring income. Investor wins: Scales faster with local market guidance. 4. Referral Swaps Agent refers an investor to sellers with properties that are too distressed for the market. Investor refers homebuyers to the agent. Agent wins: Monetizes dead leads. Investor wins: Builds goodwill and reciprocity. 5. Agent-Investor Teams Some brokerages have dedicated investor-friendly teams. These agents are trained to handle creative deals, speed-based closings, and wholesaler quirks. Agent wins: Becomes the go-to for local investors. Investor wins: Doesn’t have to teach agents how investing works. 6. Creative Finance & Listings Agent lists the property, but instead of traditional financing, the investor structures a seller finance or subto offer. The agent gets paid either way. Agent wins: Gets paid on unconventional deals. Investor wins: Acquires with low money down. Bottom Line: There’s more than one way to split the pie. Pick a model, set the rules, and go get yours.

How to Vet Each Other Without Starting a War Trust, But Verify (Without Acting Like the FBI) Before you start sharing leads, numbers, or late-night lockbox combos, pause. Not everyone in this industry is what they claim to be—and a flashy Instagram profile doesn’t mean they can close. Here’s how to keep your guard up without coming off like a paranoid lunatic: Ask These 5 Questions Early: What’s your experience with deals like this? (Avoid the vague flex. Push for real answers.) How do you typically structure your partnerships? Can you walk me through your last two transactions? What’s your ideal role in a JV? (Are they passive? Control freak?) Have you ever been sued in a deal? (Yes, we’re going there.) Watch Out for These Red Flags: They dodge paperwork or want to “keep it verbal.” They badmouth every past partner. Their numbers sound too good to be true, but you can’t verify anything. They don’t ask you any questions (rookie or reckless). Their vibe screams, “I want the win more than the relationship.” Pro Tip: Check Their Online Trail Search their name. Check their LLCs. Peek at their public records. If they say they’ve done 30 deals… the internet should show something. Build Trust Without Triggering Ego: Start with a small deal or test referral. Use non-binding agreements to lay the groundwork. Be upfront about expectations and how you protect your side. This isn’t about distrust. It’s about due diligence with diplomacy. In a world of fake gurus, ghosted texts, and “I thought you were paying for that,” this section alone could save your next deal—and your reputation. Communication Protocols That Keep the Deal Alive Text Etiquette, Voicemail Rage, and Ghosting Prevention Great partnerships don’t die from lack of skill. They die from bad communication. Texting at weird hours. Radio silence when the heat’s on. Over-communicating like a nervous intern. It all adds up to distrust, and distrust kills deals. Here’s how to avoid unnecessary drama: Establish the Basics Up Front: What’s your preferred method of communication? (Text? Call? Email?) When are you usually available? How quickly do you expect responses? The “Two-Day Rule” No one should go longer than 48 hours without an update—even if the update is “still waiting.” Silence breeds suspicion. Don’t Send Paragraphs, Send Bullet Points If it’s urgent, get to the point. No novels. Just: What’s happening What’s needed What’s next Sample Check-In Texts That Work: “Quick update: Title cleared. Waiting on inspection results. Anything you need from me?” “Just saw the appraisal. Want to jump on a quick call later today?” “Closing timeline still solid. I’ll circle back Friday unless anything changes.” What to Avoid Like a Bad Lead: Leaving long voicemails that no one listens to Bombarding with calls back-to-back Passive-aggressive texts like “Let me know if you’re still in…” Going dark when the pressure hits When in Doubt: Overcommunicate… but Keep It Tight There’s no such thing as too much clarity. But there’s definitely such a thing as too much rambling. Respect each other’s time. Stay professional. Keep it tight, and keep it moving. Because the deal doesn’t close on silence—it closes on alignment. United States Real Estate Investor United States Real Estate Investor Joint Deal Checklist Don’t Let Your Money Die in the Gray Area Deals fall apart when no one knows who’s doing what. That’s why you need a Joint Deal Checklist—a tactical map that keeps both sides on track and out of court. Before the Deal Starts: Who’s the buyer? Who’s funding? Who’s on the title? Who’s responsible for paperwork? How will profits be split? During the Deal: Who talks to the seller? Who handles contractors, inspections, and appraisals? Who’s communicating with title/escrow? Who’s tracking the timeline and milestones? Who approves expenses and change orders? After the Close: How and when will profits be distributed?

Will there be a post-deal debrief? Is there a plan to work together again? If so—when? Templates to Use: JV Agreement (non-binding or formal) Profit Split Calculator (Google Sheet or Doc) Scope of Work checklist for rehab deals Power Tip: Put EVERYTHING in writing. Texts fade. Memories distort. Egos inflate. Your paper trail is your parachute. If something goes sideways, it’ll save you from splatting on the runway. Because in real estate, handshake deals end in hand grenades. The Most Profitable Places to Find Each Other Go Where the Sharks Swim If you’re waiting for the perfect agent or investor to knock on your door, don’t hold your breath. The best partnerships are found where the hustlers hang out. Where to Connect IRL: Local REIA Meetups: Still undefeated. Show up, stay late, talk shop. Investor-Friendly Brokerages: Agents trained for speed and strategy. Investor Bootcamps or Workshops: Learn AND network. Win-win. Title Company Mixers: You’d be shocked who shows up to these. Construction Supply Stores at 7 AM: No joke. Want real ones? Go early. Where to Connect Online: Facebook Groups: Local investment and agent groups can be goldmines (or garbage—know the difference). BiggerPockets: Still a top-tier hub if you cut through the fluff. Instagram DMs: Respectful outreach works. Don’t be weird. LinkedIn: Less flexing, more business. Slide into the right inbox. Discord or Slack Communities: Niche but powerful if curated right. Don’t Just Lurk—Engage The key isn’t just showing up. It’s showing up with value. Comment. Ask questions. Offer insights. Share wins. If you bring the game, you attract players. Because the right agent or investor won’t just find you—they’ll notice you. Conflict? Here’s How to Survive the Blow-Up The Art of Disagreeing Without Burning Deals In this business, blow-ups are inevitable. Deadlines get missed. Contractors vanish. Buyers flake. And when it happens? Tensions rise. Egos inflate. Fingers point. Here’s how to protect your partnership when things go sideways: Set the Tone Early Agree upfront how conflicts will be handled. Decide if a third-party (mentor, broker, attorney) will mediate disputes. Define what happens when someone wants out, before it happens. If It’s Small, Solve It Fast Don’t stew. Don’t rant. Use this template: “Hey, I noticed X happened. Can we hop on a call to clear it up?” Tone is everything. You’re solving a problem, not swinging a hammer. If It’s Big, Document Everything Start a paper trail. Write a neutral summary of what happened. Get clarity in writing before you talk emotions. Know When to Walk (Without Burning the Bridge) Some deals just can’t be salvaged. If it’s time to bail: Exit respectfully. Pay what you owe, even if you’re mad. Leave the door open for a future, better-aligned deal. What NOT to Do: Go public with your drama. Trash talk online or at events. Withhold payments out of spite. This industry is smaller than you think. People talk. Reputations spread. Handle conflict like a pro—not just for your money, but for your long game. United States Real Estate Investor When real estate agents and investors stop competing and start collaborating, they have the ability to profit like never before! United States Real Estate Investor What Elite Partnerships Actually Look Like Real Ones Move in Silence—Until Now Let’s strip away the fluff. Great partnerships don’t just look good on Instagram—they work in real life. They’re structured. Respectful. Strategic. Here’s what sets elite agent/investor teams apart: Case Study 1: The BRRRR Duo The Setup: A Virginia investor teams up with an agent who knows zoning laws and renovation timelines. The Result: 12 deals in 18 months. The investor scaled. The agent now has equity in three properties. Why It Worked: Clear roles. Constant communication. Shared vision. Case Study 2: The Flip-to-List Machine The Setup: An investor flipping 5–6 houses per year builds an exclusive listing relationship with a local agent.

 The Result: Properties hit the market fast, staged well, and command top dollar. The agent gets all the listings. The investor gets all the speed. Why It Worked: Loyalty, repeat business, and systemized processes. Case Study 3: The Lead-Share Legends The Setup: Agent passes distressed leads to investor. Investor sends qualified retail buyers back to agent. No contracts. Just trust. The Result: 7 referral checks and 3 JV deals in one year. Why It Worked: Mutual benefit. No ego. Long-term play. What They All Had in Common: Defined boundaries: Everyone knew their lane. Fast response times: No waiting days for a callback. Aligned values: Hustle, integrity, and a no-flake policy. Because elite partnerships don’t need constant praise, they get constant results. Team Up or Miss Out: Your Decision! The Future of Real Estate Is Collaboration We’ve thrown the jabs. Shared the war stories. Broken down the battle lines. And now, it’s time to drop the mic: The real estate world doesn’t need more lone wolves. It needs power pairs. Whether you’re an agent still allergic to “off-market” or an investor who thinks all REALTORS® are drama queens, here’s the truth: You can go fast alone, but you’ll go far together. This survival guide wasn’t just a toolkit. It was a wake-up call. The smartest people in the game aren’t choosing sides—they’re forming alliances. So if you want more deals, less drama, and way bigger wins? Make the call. Start the conversation. Build the bridge. Because the most dangerous thing in real estate isn’t competition—it’s isolation. You’re either growing your circle… or getting locked out of someone else’s. Choose wisely, then go close something.

[akanemnon]

It was super effective

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[hajimedics]

I'M NOT YOUR DOLL AND I'LL THINK FOR MYSELF AND I'LL LIVE FOR MYSELF

[magic-worms]

"equal ground" a blu engiespy comic

CWs: graphic descriptions (not illustrations!) of violence/torture, illustrations of blood, bruises, fresh stitches. for the first one, please refer to this clip from poker night at the inventory if you need a preview.

thank you for reading

[chio-chan2artbox]

Step Forward - Part 3 They are going on a date!!! Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 Check out my tags for fun facts XD

Kofi

[sunderwight]

I absolutely get where people are coming from with Dom Mobei Jun in fics and it's often extremely good, but there is just so so much potential with Dom Shang Qinghua and Sub Mobei Jun.

I just really think they would be into the switch in their public-facing relationship dynamics for bedroom activities. The games they could play! Clever "lowly" servant Shang Qinghua pretending he's blackmailing or tricking Mobei Jun into servicing him for revenge, gloating about how he's got his king just where he wants him, getting to really cut loose on the degradation dirty talk (venting for all those years of holding back any kind of criticism out of fear for his life) while Mobei Jun gets some traditional demon courtship fixes out of the process, and also enjoys the opportunity to just completely turn off his brain and his vigilance around someone who he 100% trusts not to abuse the privilege.

Heck, their relationship didn't actually gain ground on physical intimacy until Shang Qinghua started finally cracking and losing his temper and demanding Mobei Jun respect him (and... call him 'daddy', of course...), and when Mobei Jun finally gets Shang Qinghua to tell him how to court him he's like "finally" and makes him the world's worst noodles about it. He's glad that Shang Qinghua is telling him what to do in order to please him! He wants that.

In conclusion, Mobei Jun would absolutely enjoy being bossed around and I think Shang Qinghua would equally enjoy ordering him to do various bedroom activities, in the most unrefined terms available, and being immediately served & obeyed.

[sukibenders]

When other Yellowjackets fans, majority who are poc themselves, talk about how weird and frustrating it is that the writers introduced a random yte character and gave them a storyline when there were two (technically three but they killed off Lottie even when there was an opportunity for more) woc, who have been around since s1, that could've fit the mold instead (like Mari) and have actual personalities outside of building up/being the lapdog for another character. Or how often times many of the, limited, poc characters are often either treated poorly and killed off, or pushed to the side (Simone, reduced to the disposable black girlfriend trope and is nearly killed by her partner because she's in the way of a ship; Travis, since s1, had his trauma dismissed or ignored and was overly hated but no one talks about how he was SA'd by the girls he's now stuck with on top of having to eat his brother and not be able to grieve over it). How Taissa's whole storyline is just revolving around Van even with all the potential, especially given she's fighting to be free from her own mind, how Lottie's mental illness is treated so poorly as if it's not the butt of a joke then it's met with heavy criticism (and the only time she is met with sympathy for it, it's through the lens of a yte character embodying her and having an emotional conversation with her father). How you can have all of these reasons (and more) for being annoyed by Melissa's character or the direction of the show, and be met with #those fans downplaying these concerns, or just being overly antagonistic just because they find yte character #243 entertaining so obviously these conversations don't have merit. But this fandom has always had an...."interesting" way in which it discussed the poc characters on the show, so I'm not surprised.

[lucabyte]

hi im back

[epiaphany]

eddie being nervous before face-timing christopher

[bucketyd]

Worst marriage proposal ever

[writing-with-olive]

How to make a call script to talk about a bill

Alright, so if you're here you've probably seen those posts about "call your senator/rep/whomever about xyz" but then don't include a script. Here's a formula to making your own. Remember that you will likely to be talking to an aide, not the person themself, so you'll be using third person (he/she) rather than second person (you/your). Once you fill in the script for yourself on whatever your issue is, pass that new script around. Calling your representatives is a numbers game, not a uniqueness game, and a completed script helps with accessibility.

If you want to do this but need help, especially if you're trying to call a politician who usually doesn't align with you, feel free to send me (op) an ask and I'll lend a hand. It's a good skill to have, but it's not always intuitive if you've never done it before!

Option 1: The Basic I've never had this version take more than a minute, and since the bulk of calls are boiled down to a yea/nay without much regard for content outside of that, it does it's job.

Hi. I'm calling today from [place your person represents] as a constituent of [name of your person]. I heard about [bill number], or the [name of bill], and was calling to express my [support/concern] for it, as it would seriously [benefit/harm][name of your person]'s constituents in my community. Because of this, I'm calling on [him/her] to vote [yes/no] when the bill comes to a floor vote. (They'll say that they'll pass it along) Thank you, I appreciate that. Have a good day. *hang up*

Option 2: The Deluxe This one takes a little more effort, but can help your call stand out a bit, which helps indicate that you actually do care. Before you call, look on their website to see if they've supported any initiatives similar to the one you're calling about (even if it's kinda tangential). This works because most people call to complain, so saying "you're doing a good job" is a nice change of pace. They're people too, even if they're detached.

Hi. I'm calling today from [place your person represents] as a constituent of [name of your person]. I heard about [bill number], or the [name of bill], and was calling to express my [support/concern] for it, as it would seriously [benefit/harm][name of your person]'s constituents in my community by [main selling point of your bill/reason to vote it down]. As someone who expects my [office of person]s to look out for the people of [place your person represents], I was pleased to see [name of person] vote [for/against] the [name of bill] bill, showing their commitment to [main selling point of example bill/reason to vote it down]. To continue this trend, I'm calling on [him/her] to vote [yes/no] when the [name of bill] comes to a floor vote. (They'll say that they'll pass it along) Thank you, I appreciate that. Have a good day. *hang up*

[akanemnon]

Clearing the weeds

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[bowielit]

okay i'm high as fuck right now and have been rewinding Paul saying "What's the matter John, love, Blue Meanies?" at the end of Yellow Submarine over and over. also right after the way they make direct eye contact and paul instantly breaks after seeing johns face...

[ryssbelle]

Brozone reunion concepts for this little thing based on this ask

As stated in the ask idk fully how this moment would go, this concept was mostly building off the premise presented within the ask :D

Bonus:

[mafuyuakgae]

kanade's gift

[redbeanpandashfts]

Me scripting AAVE will never be called "internet slang" and stay in the mouths of black people only.