#self proclaimed neet

[evilestboy]

microdosing reality by looking out the window every once in a while

[caveat-canine]

You want to know some fun lore about me? Sure you do here it goes

My special interest since the age of 10 has been three very specific pokemon characters from the bw/2 games. Unfortunately I am one of the 7 fans that these characters actually have so coming across any fan content of them is an arduous process.

But! Like seven years ago someone started posting on DA about these guys, made a roleplay account that flopped, and by the time I mustered up enough courage to ask to be friends they'd already moved onto other things. They still had cool art though so I followed their art on DA and Instagram.

They opened up a discord server for followers before covid happened, but the people in the server were really super terrible and I left almost immediately. I eventually got the guts to join again, and the artist and I actually started talking for a bit, told him how I originally found his art, and we actually clicked well for a few months until he faked a crush on me and let his (at the time) boyfriend threaten to doxx me because I sent him a bracelet for his birthday.

Don't meet your heroes kids

[hugemilkshake]

Can I please Request a Pitaya, Ananas, Longan Cookie(Separate) x Reader(GN)

Reader just being the most sweetest common(rarity) ordinary Cookie who is actually a nerd about Dragons and always dreamed of meeting one and didn't even realized they made the Dragons fall in love with them making Y/N just go and be like "Wait- How- why-? I'm just a common Cookie though- like what???"

Enjoy your milkshake! Man the dragons are so silly. But I do think ananas will be the one to get released next, like dudes the next legendary. I have no proof of this but I have a hunch.

I’m also adding lotus and lychee bc I think they’re neet

Dragon Admirers

-Romantic scenarios-

Pitaya Dragon

You were a fairly simple cookie.

You just wanted to see or even meet a dragon

And what better place to meet a dragon than the Dragons Valley?

And it just so happens that there’s a quaint little village called Dragon City there.

A slight downfall is that they hunt dragons but, that’s no big deal!

Well one thing you didn’t know about dragons was that few could actually disguise themselves as a cookie

Now what dragon is the most famous around Dragon City?

The Red Dragon

….and that egg they got. No one knows why. But they let it happen, I mean, whose going to fight a dragon over a baby??

So the chances of meeting a dragon doubled!

One day a cookie was sporting around town showing off his “dragon.”

Well, for someone like you who studied dragons you knew damn well that was a Wyvern.

So why not correct this cookie?

Well as you were correcting this self proclaimed “dragon” rider, a certain white haired cookie watched on.

This cookie called themselves Pitaya Cookie, but in reality, they were The Red Dragon.

Honestly, they were kinda impressed and freaked out by your vast knowledge on dragons, now you didn’t know everything but you knew enough to distinguish a wyvern from a dragon

Not many cookies know how to do that these days

It was kinda charming…

Now, The Red Dragon was a bit prideful, not as prideful as other dragons

So why not go and talk to you to test your knowledge about dragons?

Unexpectedly, you knew more than they thought you did.

It was actually super charming to see someone who actually knew what they were talking about when it came to dragons!

Now you didn’t know everything but they’ll humor you.

Now unbeknownst to the dragon, they would subconsciously start spending more time with you and getting quite fond of you..

One faithful night, when everyone was fast asleep and when The Red Dragon was back to their cave, they found themselves actually excited to see you again!-

Oh

Oh no

Did The Great and Almighty Red Dragon fall in love…?

Oh gosh…

This is not something that The Red Dragon should be feeling this away towards an average cookie!

But it’s not a bad feeling… but it’s still embarrassing

Snap Dragon doesn’t understand what Pitaya is so hung up about but they want to know!

It’s only a matter of time until Snap Dragon sneaks out to see what Pitaya is up to.

Ananas Dragon

Ah yes the Tropical Soda Islands! An absolutely beautiful place to be!

But you know what’s even better?

Dragons!

And there is one who resides on the island! At least that’s what you have heard.

The Golden Dragon hasn’t really been seen all to much, but there’s proof the dragon exists!

Like a while ago, when the dragon appeared, people left fruit offerings to the dragon!

Hmm…

Maybe you should try and leave an offering!

That would be fun!

Well you went and and bought some fruit from one of the local venders and traveled out To some part of the island by the island’s tallest peak.

But as you were laying down the fruit, you heard some squeaking noises coming from a bush

You went to see what it was and you saw a small lemur trapped in a rope trap

You felt bad so you helped it out and gave it some fruit from your offering pile and went about your day

But instead of the lemur going back up in the trees or bushes, it went towards a cave with a golden glow to it

There on a golden throne sat The Golden Dragon or Ananas Dragon for short.

When Pineapple Lemur came back happy and with fruit, This didn’t surprise the dragon at first until they noticed that the fruit was not from anywhere by the mountain

Where did Pineapple Lemur get that fruit????

Well later that night Pineapple Lemur led Ananas Dragon down to were you left the fruit and the rope trap.

Ananas figured out what happened after a quick game of Pictionary

So Ananas Dragon took the fruit and decided to leave a golden scale in its place

And out of curiosity Ananas Dragon stayed there to see if you’d return

They weren’t expecting you to return but you did! Now Ananas Dragon was hiding because they don’t know who you are. You could be some deranged lunatic for all they know!

But when you saw the golden scale on the ground, it’s like the heavens have bestowed a legendary gift upon you!

And it might be the closest to meeting a dragon you’ll get to

At least that’s what you thought.

Over the course of a week or so, you’d leave fruit by the mountain and Ananas Dragon would leave something in return

Now did you know that the dragon was there? Nope.

But The Golden Dragon grew quite fond of you

So fond in fact they started to leave more expensive stuff to you

It was an act of affection

Maybe one day Ananas Dragon will come out and great you..

Lotus Dragon

You decided to go to the annual wish festival that took place every year.

But unfortunately you chickened out and decided to stay some what close but not too close to the action.

You’ll probably go and join in on the festivities but not stay for the actual event

I mean, you’re a big fan of dragons but when it comes to meeting a dragon as powerful as The Blue Dragon, you kinda get a bit nervous.

I mean they could kill you in the flick of their wrist probably so how could you not be nervous??

So you sent your wish out and ran. It was probably not the strongest or most interesting wish

But your wish to meet a dragon was really strong.

Strong enough for a certain wish granting dragon to notice.

Lotus Dragon wanted to brush it off but couldn’t.

The strong desire to meet a dragon was kinda overwhelming

Why though?

That was the most interesting part.

You wanted to meet a dragon because you find them cool.

So cool that you studied them… for fun?

Studying dragons is a very odd concept to Lotus Dragon.

You could have studied anything else, but you chose dragons?

Lotus Dragon is a little judgmental, but the more they look at your wish, the more interested they get

They can truly see how passionate you are for dragons and how much you actually want to see one prominent

It’s a little cute.

Lotus Dragon looks at you wish in a fond way now

There’s some affection for you growing in them but they push it down, it’s not time to give a common cookie this affection

But maybe making your wish come true will get Lotus Dragon closer to you

Lychee Dragon

While trying to get to the Tropical Soda Islands you found yourself in the Rambutan Village.

I mean, there aren’t any dragons but you can sure tell others about them!

And your knowledge was actually liked by a lot of cookies

Especially that kid Mangosteen Cookie

They loved hearing about your stories and knowledge about dragons

Something weird was that monsters stoped appearing as often…

Weird…

At least for anyone who’s not Mangosteen Cookie.

Mangosteen Cookie knew why monsters weren’t appearing

It’s because they had been a little distracted with you and your knowledge on dragons

It gave them a weird sense of pride when you showed how much you knew about dragons

Mangosteen Cookie wouldn’t say it or show it, but they were actually a dragon!

Lychee Dragon or The Violet Dragon to be exact

Lychee just enjoyed hearing you talk about dragons for hours on end

Your voice was actually kinda calming

But you were always with Lychee or well Mangosteen, no matter the day

But sometimes, Lychee wished they could show their true self to you without causing a panic among everyone

Now Lychee realized that they had fallen in love with you, they know that

But would Lychee try and get you to fall in love with them or would they just hypnotize you?

Longan Dragon

An average day.

That’s all your life was.

Average.

You taught some younger cookies about dragons and told them stories but other than that nothing really happened

But there was one thing that was weird…

Golden eye orb things could be spotted around places you went to on a daily basis.

Kinda like they were watching you.

Freaky.

But beyond those eyes laid The Ivory Dragon

The dragon watched you with curiosity on a very regular basis

Longan Dragon found you interesting…

A weak, insignificant cookie who knew a lot about dragons.

Interesting..

But while watching you The Ivory Dragon saw two cookies holding hands and being affectionate towards one another

Longan Dragon wanted to do that with you…

But… what was the feeling they felt..?

Was it love..? Or was it pity..?

[catindabag]

Some extra “facts” and interesting weird info about a certain self proclaimed tiger lady house cat in my TBOSAS on Crack!AU.

One of my great THG buddies was asking about Tigris Snow and her weird cheese addiction. So I just had to write some things down before I write my next short take.

Tigris Snow is extremely addicted to cheese. She’s a certified cheese addict and “cheese thief” since the day she and her little cousin (Coryo) lost their marbles after the war ended.🧀

No one knows why, but little Tigris Snow claimed that the “cheese fairies” came to her in a dream one day and saved her and her little cousin from death and starvation.

Don’t worry. Crazy Coryo Snow doesn’t mind that his poor cousin is addicted to cheese and believes in some “mythical” cheese fairies. He has his own addictions (cabbages) and problems (Highbottom & Dr. Gaul) to worry about.

In truth, Coryo’s “mythical” cabbage deities and lima bean elves commanded him to ignore the “calling of the cheese” in order to stay pretty for his sugar daddy (Sejanus).

At least both of them inherited their family’s rare ability to bargain with wild animals. They can even converse with “sacred” rabid raccoons, poisonous snakes, and wild squirrels without getting attacked.

Meanwhile, the Creeds can talk to sewer rats and fat chinchillas for some reason.

And the Ravinstills have a rare ability to command an army of Bichon Frisé puppies to do their dirty jobs for them.

Sadly, Tigris was recently fired by Fabricia Whatnot for secretly stealing and eating expensive cheese cubes and cheddar chicken sandwiches all day.

She said that her cheese fairies made her do it. A food sacrifice must be made before the “hour of the owl” in order to satisfy the ancient cheese deities of the “Golden Arches” (McDonald’s) who once ruled Panem (America) even before it existed.

Moreover, our sweet tiger was actually sewing and hiding little cheese cubes inside some of the dresses on accident purpose without Fabricia noticing. Her co-workers didn’t even know about the cheese cubes until some unfortunate lady complained about the smell.😔

That’s why our dear Tigris Snow is currently unemployed and living her best happy-go-lucky “house cat” life in Corso.

But crazy unemployed Nero Price is her worst nightmare. He’s a self proclaimed werewolf who howls at the moon all night.

She’s a poor skinny cat and Price is a crazy werewolf who runs around the city (like a wild dog) looking for rabid raccoons and Peacekeepers to fight. So it’s better for the tiger to stay home with the Grandma’am.

At least her little cousin (Coryo) buys her the best cheese tarts and sugar sticks after school (using his rich sugar daddy’s money of course).

So yeah. Tigris Snow is now the NEET (not in education, employment or training) Cat Queen in this weird universe.

However, the Grandma’am doesn’t mind. She already has big plans with old Strabo Plinth to rule Panem from the shadows after Coryo marries into the Plinth family and their fortune.

And yes, our poor malnourish looking Cabbage Boy (Coryo) is actually the real breadwinner of the family.

Coryo marrying his long time sugar daddy boyfriend (Sejanus) was the best decision he and his family ever made.🥰

At least love-struck Sejanus Plinth was willing to pay for his poor sugar baby’s bills, rent, and groceries.

So after Coryo and Seji Pie got married and had their 24 (and more) babies, crazy cat auntie Tigris decided to finally settle down and became an official cheese merchant in Corso.

She (now) even has the time to talk to her mythical cheese fairy friends without being interrupted by evil Fabricia Whatnot.

She, along with Ma Plinth also like to spend old Strabo Plinth’s filthy money on the sweetest cheesecakes and weird looking clothing hangers every weekend.

Unfortunately, Ma Plinth is the only sane person who believes in Tigris Snow’s little cheese fairy friends.

Ma even joined Tigris Snow’s little secret organization called ✨The Cult of The Golden Arches✨. But to be fair, crazy Palmyra Monty and Festus Creed are the only other official members of her cult.

Too bad. Nobody could see those little cheese fairies except for Tigris and Coryo.

However, poor crazy Coryo likes to ignore his cousin’s mythical “beasts” because he claims that his cabbage deities and lima bean elves don’t want him to bow and worship some weird annoying creatures who divided the old world with their “Golden Arches” (McDonald’s).

Reject the cheese! Bow before the cabbage!

Yeah, I know. The poor Snow cousins are unashamedly crazy and delusional with their cheese fairies, ancient food deities, sacred animals, talking cabbages, and lima bean elves.😂

But don’t be sad. Our crazy cheese tiger is still into fashion and making clothes for her little cousin and his 24 (and more) gorgeous children with Sejanus.

But selling and eating cheese is her true passion and calling (in this life anyway).🧀

[ohmerricat]

when self-proclaimed leftists use ‘jobless’ ‘get a job’ ‘neet’ or any variation of the above as an insult i have to laugh because in this job market? in this economy? at this time, when a billionaire douche was caught on camera last week talking about how the ‘unemployment rates need to go up’ to punish the working class for stepping out of line? i understand ‘get a hobby’ to an extent, because people with few hobbies do tend to waste more time on fruitless online arguments (exhibit A: i’m self-aware. working on it) but … ‘get a job’? ‘oh it’s not that deep’ — i’ve applied for twenty vacancies on indeed over the past month and still haven’t recieved a single interview offer. these were mostly low-paying, low-training, little-experience-required minimum wage openings, by the way. and when some homophobic troll is attacked online and shamed for being ‘jobless’ and ‘on benefits in his mother’s basement’ instead of, you know, for the actual rampant bigotry that he’s peddling, it makes you wonder — are anybody’s politics actually fucking coherent, or do people just want an excuse to use the same ableist, classist rhetoric that their oppressors do against a figure which it is deemed ‘acceptable’ to target? it always bounces back. you’re not hurting the asshole troll, your hate comments are only raising his online engagement which is exactly what he’s trying to achieve. the people that you are hurting though are the disabled and disadvantaged people on their last straw, feeling dehumanised and humiliated by the systems in place that seem to be continually, unrelenting rejecting them from all angles. that’s what you’re projecting: “if you aren’t currently employed or are simply for whatever reason incapable of selling your labour to an organisation or corporation of any kind, your value and worth to society and humanity is negligible, and you will be paraded as the lowest of the low — the worst example of what a person can possibly be compared to, a walking stain.” it is becoming ever more challenging as a disabled person to believe that the world genuinely wants us here and that 90% of the population aren’t firm adherents to eugenics deep inside their bones (or even overtly and shamelessly, as i’m observing more and more frequently in comment sections)

[helenascorpse]

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call me Xen, Puppy, Vsevolod, Pansy, Ghoul or just G

He/They/Xe/It and She for close friends (i use any and all neopronouns) and Er/Es

20 years old (May 14)

slavic german (belarus/polish)

horny on main (filter #mdni)

aroace transexual faggot with objectum tendencies (fictosexual/romantic and aegosexual/romantic and proculsexual/romantic) and pluralgender

t4t pussy4pussy transsexual (reclaiming it for myself) 👍🏻

butch boy dyke girl fag nonbinary tranny who wants to eradicate cisgenders, girl fundashi, male fujoshi, girl yaoi and boy yuri enjoyer, professional tranny, professional NEET, president of the leathermouth fanclub, male misandrist, obese and happy with myself (fuck diets), insane about cannibalism and its eroticism, Youngblood Chronicles enjoyer

If you see me post something extremly concerning and unhinged i probably had a drug relapse. it happens

semispeaking disabled level 2 autistic / cripple punk who is tired of ableds (use tonetags like /s or /srs for me)

Host of a DID System (18 alters currently known)

Future bassist and drummer

DNI and tag list under read more

Other interests are: Kpop, TF2, EARLY! PATD, fanfiction, genshin impact :( ,making fun of Frank Iero in a gay way, Pierce The Veil, being feral over Bert from The Used, Basement era Gerard Way, being hrony about Leathermouth Frank, bullets era MCR and TTYG FOB, Andrew Hurley labret and tongue piercing, Pencey Prep, Arma Angelus, Punk music, Peterick posting, Grant Morrison, black metal (NOT THE RACIST/HORRIBLE ONES)

I do selfship with celebrities BUT i respect their families and spouses and know i will never have a chance with them its just a silly little faggot thing i do

DNI

waycest shipper (kys), brendon urie, msi or lindsey ballato fan/apologist, proshipper, general dni stuff (transphobe, racist, general bigot) call yourself punk without engaging in punk politics/arent anti-authoritarianism/anti direct action, if ur under 16 don’t follow me oh my god or interact with my nsfw posts, self proclaimed “liberals”, anti sex work and prostitution, demonize drug addicts, demonize schizophrenia and other disorders, pro-israel, radqueers, associate with lakemichiganlolita, padawanryan and similar users, engage in CNC/ageplay/raceplay/fauxcest/stepsiblings things like that (die one million deaths)

how and what i tag:

Frank: #frankie tag

Gerard: #gee way tag

Frank&Gee together: #pissnvinegar

Ray: #ray tag

Mikey: #mikey fucking way

mcr in general: #mai homosexual romance / #my homosexual romance

Andy: #andy tag

Joe: #joe schmoe tag

Patrick: #patricky stumpy

Pete: #peter schmeter tag

Pete&Patrick together: #half doomed and semi sweet

fob in general: #my 4 bfs

Anthony Green: #ant tony tag

LS Dunes: #bisexual dilf band

Bert Mccracken: #release the mccracken

Jepha: #babygirl jepharee

the used as a whole: #used not broken

gabe saporta: #gabey baby UNUSED UNTIL HE GETS A GRIP. FREE PALESTINE

travie mccoy: #travie mccoy

ryan ross: #victorian child laborer

laura jane grace: #my queen

geoff rickly: #british looking american

pencey prep: #pencey prep

arma angelus: #arma angelus

for my soul :): #kat tag

[sandwichsakurauchi]

For one word drabble: Stomachache!

She'd stumble into her room after spending the day assisting Yoshiko with one of her little demon streams... after somehow losing a game of rock-paper-scissors with Mari to get out of it. And just her luck: The self-proclaimed fallen angel's activity of choice was a mukbang stream. An endless train of greasy snacks and spicy treats for four... five... six hours...

It was a wonder she made it home in her condition.

"O-Ough..." The redhead would groan as she flopped back onto her bed. Her stomach still felt packed full, no longer as soft and jiggly as it usually was. It let out deep, guttural growls and groans as it struggled to digest an exclusively neets-only diet. Chips. Chocolate. 'Fallen Angel's Tears' aka extremely spicy takoyaki. Pizza. Cake. It was all too much. "N-Nngh... N-Next time... she needs a partner for this sort of thing... Hff... Y-Yocchan can just... ask Hanamaru-chan instead... OUGH-!!... H-Her stomach is made of sterner stuff than mine... O-Ooough..." She'd wince as her gut roiled. "Hffngh... H-HURLK-!!" Her cheeks bulged for a moment before a deep swallow sent anything that tried to escape back down as she let out another moan of discomfort. Hopefully next time she got this full, it'd be off of food she actually craved...

[the-other-puppet]

Jevil (aka Jables)

The Monster

THERE HE IS LOOK AT HIM GO

now THIS, THIS mf, takes Susie's role in this story .

Spamton's self-proclaimed roomate and bro.

Jovial. Extroverted. Talented. Funny, can do anything.

the kind of person you'd love to have as a friend... and would've hated to be bullied by as a child.

Jevil was a demon in all it's meanings as a kid, in fact, he was spamton's personal childhood bully, and haven't seen him since they parted ways many years ago.

And now it's back, coincidentially meeting the human again and somehow having to live with him; the only face he "knows" in the city and the garbage can being the only place he could stay on. thinking it's both, a re-encounter with an old friend and a way to show how much he's changed through life.

guess chapter 1's arc will involve him showing and proving that the human can trust him.

Despite all the talent and potential he has, is still a NEET, lazy asf, and doesn't seem to have interest on finding a way to get money that soon...

[orochiedit-archive]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time you open a self-proclaimed neet shut-in otaku blog on here and they mention having a boyfriend

[virovac]

Abhoth expy might be fun for Sucker for Love

Abhoth is a xenophobic neet that despite not leaving the cave it manifested in, is often said to by both other mysterious beings and humans to be a demiurge figure responsible for all that's wrong in the universe.

seek out the slimy gulf in which Abhoth, father and mother of all cosmic uncleanness, eternally carries on Its repugnant fission.

...

a sort of pool with a margin of mud that was marled with obscene offal; and in the pool a grayish, horrid mass that nearly choked it from rim to rim.Here, it seemed, was the ultimate source of all miscreation and abomination. For the gray mass quobbed and quivered, and swelled perpetually; and from it, in manifold fission, were spawned the anatomies that crept away on every side through the grotto. There were things like bodiless legs or arms that flailed in the slime, or heads that rolled, or floundering bellies with fishes' fins; and all manner of things malformed and monstrous, that grew in size as they departed from the neigbborhood of Abhoth. And those that swam not swiftly ashore when they fell into the pool from Abhoth, were devoured by mouths that gaped in the parent bulk. "I, who am Abhoth, the coeval of the oldest gods, consider that the Archetypes have shown a questionable taste in recommending you to me. After careful inspection, I fail to recognize you as one of my relatives or progeny; though I must admit that I was nearly deceived at first by certain biologic similarities. You are quite alien to my experience; and I do not care to endanger my digestion with untried articles of diet. ""Who you are, or whence you have corne, I can not surmise; nor can I thank the Archetypes for troubling the profound and placid fertility of my existence with a problem so vexatious as the one that you offer. Get hence, I adjure you. There is a bleak and drear and dreadful limbo, known as the Outer World, of which I have heard dimly; and I think that it might prove a suitable objective for your journeying. I settle an urgent geas upon you: go seek this Outer World with all possible expedition."

There was no sound in answer; but out of the lumpy mass there grew a member that stretched and lengthened tovrard Ralibar Vopz where he stood waiting on the pool's margin. The nember divided to a flat, webby hand, soft and slimy, which touched the hunter and went over his person slowly from foot to head. Having done this, it seemed that the thing had served its use: for it dropped quickly away from Abhoth and wriggled into the gloom like a serpent together with the other progeny.

By Jason Thompson

So translate that to monster girl and you have someone who’s afraid to go outside, abhors physical contact and who is the scapegoat of the family.

...I think Estir, the self proclaimed embodiment of hubris-destroying Entropy might hate her for different reasons than rest of the family. Seeing the Abhoth-expy as taking credit for her work   Could see an alt ending where you get them to well, not reconcile, but concile period.

... but yeah this could be heartbreakingly relatable

“Everyone always blames me for everything when I don’t do anything...and that just makes me want to not do anything even more,”

and funny moments consider thie goal of the game is to kiss eldritch gods

“okay, Here’s the deal. I’ll grow a new head to kiss you with and then cut it off before the germs can reach the rest of my body”

[somegirlsnerdywords2]

Anime i’ve Watched

That begin with a N (Part 2)!

Yep this is how i’m going to bring over all the anime and manga i’ve watched and posted about on the old blog. It’s not so detailed but it will have to do. Anything new I watch or read from this point on will have their own posts.

Net-juu no Susume  (Recovery of an MMO Junkie):

Genres: Game, Comedy, Romance, ONA 

Synopsis:  For the first time since graduating high school, 30-year-old Moriko Morioka is unemployed—and she couldn't be happier. Having quit her long-standing job of over 11 years, Moriko quickly turns to online games to pass her now-plentiful free time, reinventing herself as the handsome and dashing male hero "Hayashi" in the MMO Fruits de Mer. With the pesky societal obligations of the real world out of the way, she blissfully dives headfirst into the realm of the game, where she promptly meets the kind and adorable healer Lily. Befriending each other almost instantly, the two become inseparable just as Moriko herself becomes more and more engrossed in her new "life" as Hayashi. Eventually, Moriko adopts the reclusive lifestyle in its entirety, venturing out from the safety of her apartment only when absolutely necessary. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Moriko, a timid 28-year-old corporate worker named Yuuta Sakurai has also logged onto Fruits de Mer from the other side of town. Coincidentally bumping into each other at the convenience store one night, both write off their meeting as no more than just another awkward encounter with a stranger—however, fate has more in store for them than they think. [Written by MAL Rewrite]

My Rating: 8/10

Finished airing in 2017 with a total of 10 episodes

My Thoughts: The male lead wears glasses! In case that’s something anyone but me cares about... Aside from that I can’t remember much about this one which is never a sign of an amazing anime so it’s up to you friends! Will you watch it or leave it?! 

Nijiiro Days:

Genres: Comedy, Romance, School, TV Short, Shoujo, Slice of Life

Synopsis:  Nijiiro Days follows the colorful lives and romantic relationships of four high school boys—Natsuki Hashiba, a dreamer with delusions of love; Tomoya Matsunaga, a narcissistic playboy who has multiple girlfriends; Keiichi Katakura, a kinky sadist who always carries a whip; and Tsuyoshi Naoe, an otaku who has a cosplaying girlfriend. When his girlfriend unceremoniously dumps him on Christmas Eve, Natsuki breaks down in tears in the middle of the street and is offered tissues by a girl in a Santa Claus suit. He instantly falls in love with this girl, Anna Kobayakawa, who fortunately attends the same school as him. Natsuki's pursuit of Anna should have been simple and uneventful; however, much to his dismay, his nosy friends constantly meddle in his relationship, as they strive to succeed in their own endeavors of love. [Written by MAL Rewrite]

My Rating: 8/10

Finished airing in 2016 with a total of 24 episodes. Each episode running about 13 minutes in length. 

My Thoughts: Love the manga, which I keep meaning to finish because it is a completed title... and I should probably finish it before manga gets even harder to find online with the way things are currently going... 

Anywho, the anime! Pretty good. The episodes are about half that of a normal anime but you have a 24 episode count so it’s basically the same as having a 12 episodes run with the usual running time!  I’d watch it is you want more content after the manga, but keep in mind that the anime does not cover the entirety of the manga! 

No Game No Life:

Genres: Game, Adventure, Comedy, Supernatural, Ecchi, Fantasy

Synopsis:  No Game No Life is a surreal comedy that follows Sora and Shiro, shut-in NEET siblings and the online gamer duo behind the legendary username "Blank." They view the real world as just another lousy game; however, a strange e-mail challenging them to a chess match changes everything—the brother and sister are plunged into an otherworldly realm where they meet Tet, the God of Games. The mysterious god welcomes Sora and Shiro to Disboard, a world where all forms of conflict—from petty squabbles to the fate of whole countries—are settled not through war, but by way of high-stake games. This system works thanks to a fundamental rule wherein each party must wager something they deem to be of equal value to the other party's wager. In this strange land where the very idea of humanity is reduced to child's play, the indifferent genius gamer duo of Sora and Shiro have finally found a real reason to keep playing games: to unite the sixteen races of Disboard, defeat Tet, and become the gods of this new, gaming-is-everything world. [Written by MAL Rewrite]

My Rating: 7/10

Finished airing in 2014 with a total of 12 episodes. 

My Thoughts: I have a laundry list of things i’m meaning to watch, read or do. Watching the No Game No Life movie on Netflix is one of those things. Anyways! I recall this one being alright, nice art/ animation/ character design and an interesting premise but too short and underdeveloped. One of those animes that may have benefited greatly from a longer run or second season. 

No.6:

Genres: Action, Sci-fi, Mystery, Drama

Synopsis:  Many years ago, after the end of a bloody world war, mankind took shelter in six city-states that were peaceful and perfect... at least on the surface. However, Shion—an elite resident of the city-state No. 6—gained a new perspective on the world he lives in, thanks to a chance encounter with a mysterious boy, Nezumi. Nezumi turned out to be just one of many who lived in the desolate wasteland beyond the walls of the supposed utopia. But despite knowing that the other boy was a fugitive, Shion decided to take him in for the night and protect him, which resulted in drastic consequences: because of his actions, Shion and his mother lost their status as elites and were relocated elsewhere, and the darker side of the city began to make itself known. Now, a long time after their life-altering first meeting, Shion and Nezumi are finally brought together once again—the former elite and the boy on the run are about to embark on an adventure that will, in time, reveal the shattering secrets of No. 6. [Written by MAL Rewrite]

My Rating: 8/10

Finished airing in 2011 with a total of 11 episodes. 

My Thoughts: Just read the manga and watch this as extra, I can’t remember if the anime covered the entirety of the manga’s story but either way check out that source material first! The manga series is also completed which is a huge bonus. High point: The relationship between the two leads. 

Noragami:

Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Supernatural, Shounen

Synopsis: In times of need, if you look in the right place, you just may see a strange telephone number scrawled in red. If you call this number, you will hear a young man introduce himself as the Yato God. Yato is a minor deity and a self-proclaimed "Delivery God," who dreams of having millions of worshippers. Without a single shrine dedicated to his name, however, his goals are far from being realized. He spends his days doing odd jobs for five yen apiece, until his weapon partner becomes fed up with her useless master and deserts him. Just as things seem to be looking grim for the god, his fortune changes when a middle school girl, Hiyori Iki, supposedly saves Yato from a car accident, taking the hit for him. Remarkably, she survives, but the event has caused her soul to become loose and hence able to leave her body. Hiyori demands that Yato return her to normal, but upon learning that he needs a new partner to do so, reluctantly agrees to help him find one. And with Hiyori's help, Yato's luck may finally be turning around.

My Rating: 8/10

Finished airing in 2014 with a total of 12 episodes. 

My Thoughts: Yes! Watch it! Love it! And also read it. Big downside: The updates for this manga are slow and the story is unfinished obviously. Upside: Two whole seasons of anime goodness, and if we’re really lucky we’ll eventually get another? Ok maybe not... but a girl can dream! Also this anime has one of my all time favourite opening themes! Amazing! 

Noragami Aragoto:

Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Supernatural, Shounen

Synopsis:  Yato and Yukine have finally mended their relationship as god and Regalia, and everyone has returned to their daily life. Yato remains a minor and unknown deity who continues taking odd jobs for five yen apiece in the hopes of one day having millions of worshippers and his own grand shrine. Hiyori Iki has yet to have her loose soul fixed by Yato, but she enjoys life and prepares to attend high school nonetheless. Taking place immediately after the first season, Noragami Aragoto delves into the complicated past between Yato and the god of war Bishamon. The female god holds a mysterious grudge against Yato, which often results in violent clashes between them. It doesn't help that Bishamon's most trusted and beloved Regalia, Kazuma, appears to be indebted to Yato. When lives are on the line, unraveling these mysteries and others may be the only way to correct past mistakes. [Written by MAL Rewrite]

My Rating: 9/10

Finished airing in 2015 with a total of 13 episodes. 

My Thoughts: Another amazing opening theme! Seriously this series really knew how to pick them! Also have crushes on a solid chunk of the cast... so there’s that. 

[primeministerofantarctica]

A3! x No Good Nick AU

this is stuck in my head so I need to ramble

If you haven't seen NGN (you haven't i know😔) it's basically about a foster kid who cons her way into a rich family to steal from them for her foster parents (and to ruin their lives for personal revenge reasons)

Taichi is our protagonist

The god troupe as his current (shitty) foster parents

Sakyoizu as the parents! The dad is a banker, the mom is a restaurant owner. It's perfect.

Izumi is the "fun" parent though

Kazunari is the oldest sibling, IMMEDIATELY latches onto Taichi. They share a room and exchange twitter and tiktok accounts (not facebook, mom joined 🙄)

Kazunari is obsessed with his social media image and will do anything to preserve it. This will come back to bite him.

Meanwhile, Banri: the younger, and self-proclaimed better, sibling

Won the student council election by a landslide and is the first junior student-council president

Distrusting of Taichi at first, but warms up eventually

"haha straight pride ;)" *kisses juza in the halls*

Itaru as the NEET who lives in his mom's basement and spews unhelpful cryptic life advice while being Taichi's backup for cons.

That's it for characters since I'm brain empty rn, just have some (slightly paraphrased) incorrect quotes

Izumi: come out to the car! :D

Alexa: now playing banri's coming out playlist. ZOKU ZOKU SASERU YOU NA-

Reni: good job stealing that case of expensive wine. How did you pull it off?

Taichi: easy, I switched it out for the cheap bottles at discount wine barn

Haruto: but won't everyone know they're drinking the cheap stuff?

*cut to Homare in the restaurant*: exquisite! You can really taste how expensive it is.

Banri (to Juza): “I’ve been a jerk. But that’s not who I am… At least it’s not who I want to be. … Plus I really like you.”

[eruhamster]

I feel like all this cyberpunk stuff you see recently really misses the mark because it tries SO HARD to be what bladerunner was instead of extrapolating on 2020′s problems to imagine a cyberpunk future for a 2020 audience.

The future in the 80s is so far removed from the future we see today. Sci-fi stuff of the 80s like self-driving cars aren’t interesting because they’re a reality today, for example. And it bothers me that the cyberpunk stuff in games and media you see like... Basically just stops at AI and body modification and doesn’t really think about how late-stage Capitalism will continue to develop and get worse over time. The US declared corporations people specifically to give them rights over actual human beings. That’s something that happened in the 90s, iirc. Monsanto has actual patents for genes. Nestle’s CEO doesn’t think water is a human right, and they bought various water sources in Africa to sell water back to them that used to be free, and that’s not touching shit like what they do with baby formula. Our government tracks what people do all around the world, and other governments do the same. Our data is constantly bought and sold. No one ever knows what’s real because governments are constantly propagandizing on the internet anonymously, to the point where Wikileaks revealed the CIA has a whole fucking trove of Japanese emoticons for when they’re posing as people online. Then you have crazy shit like brands creating internet personalities for themselves and pretending to have mental illnesses, and whatever the fuck is going on with Seraphine. 

This isn’t specifically about Cyberpunk 2077, it’s something I’ve noticed just in general with Cyberpunk or otherwise futuristic stuff recently. It’s so stuck in the past when there is so much potential to talk about what is currently happening to our world. In so many ways, we are IN that cyberpunk future. I don’t just want robots and blow-outs with other gangs. 

Give me some real 2020 cyberpunk shit. Give me that half-robot catgirl body with a tentacle penis, but on the flipside also give me some actual commentary on corporations owning everything, from your body to your government. Give me 3D printed weapons, the concept of fighting back by going off the grid, give me a world where it’s neigh impossible to actually stay undiscovered by the government, a government that is 100% an oligarchy, owned and bought and for the rich. Billionaires are in favor of UBI by a large margin because it enables forever capitalism where they can keep a permanent wage inequality where you only have enough to make them more money to consume(but never enough to save), while they’re able to get rid of all jobs to replace them with AI. Billionaires are also in favor of colonizing other planets because they want to get off this hellscape after they ruin it.

Why not touch on how people no longer interact like they once did? On NEETs? On people who rather proudly proclaim that they’re only attracted to 2D girls, or even just the minor strange versions of this like Vtubers and their simps, and the Tumblr funnymen who romanticize their anime waifus that have never even held another man’s hand before them?

Maybe it’s just impossible to expect real commentary from a corporation but idk I feel like there’s so much wasted potential in the genre. Like I could go about this for probably like a billion years. This genre should not feel so derivative in 2020, and yet it all tends to just feel like a rehash of Bladerunner.

[gr33dy333]

as a severely mentally ill person with a job, I could not imagine interacting with a self proclaimed NEET. I think I would just shank them and then leave

[sinmenon]

In here she is talking about the “herbivore men” or “grass-eating men”, a term coined in 2006. It refers to guys who have little or no interest in sex,  are often deemed as non-assertive and even passive men, and they are also seen as being gentle and soft individuals.

From wikipedia:

(...)In Japan, the decline of the Japanese economy is often said to contribute to the rise of herbivore men, the theory being that economic disillusionment from the bubble burst of the early 1990s, has caused Japanese men to turn their backs on typical "masculine" and corporate roles. As economic downturn showed the fragility of salarymen, permanent employment became less appealing, (...) Japanese women might be further discouraging men from entering into romantic relationships. The decision that many herbivore men make to stop working, because work and marriage in Japan are so inter-related, may have made it more difficult for these Japanese men to find marriage. Many women refuse men who do not have steady jobs (such as freeters and NEETs).Other women feel that self-proclaimed sōshoku-kei danshi (herbivore men) are weak and not masculine, while some men apparently are not attracted to "independent" women.

[happymetalgirl]

Neckbeard Deathcamp - So Much for the Tolerant Left

After making waves last year with their wonderfully disrespectful parody of NSBM on White Nationalism Is for Basement Dwelling Losers, Neckbeard Deathcamp have quickly returned with another offering of neo-Nazi mockery. Since making waves online with the relative explosion of their debut album, Neckbeard Deathcamp have become much more well-known for their loud online presence than anything else relating to their music, which is fine.

When I talked about their breakout album last year, I mentioned how its valid artistic and comedic value stemmed from its very shittiness, an intentional characteristic of its mockery of the pathetic lo-fi production and terrible writing within the NSBM scene. Naturally, it's not the kind of album you return to after enjoying the context-based (and indeed valid) comedy of it all. So it's no wonder really that they're back already, and while there have definitely been improvements on the musical front to show that this band can actually make a cohesive modern black metal album, the band kind of ends up repeating their original joke in a much less fitting package. I don't know if the band have printed lyrics at all for this album, but being that it's certainly not musically enjoyable enough for me to buy a physical copy in the hopes of finding more hilarious narrations and being that they haven't included lyrics on their Bandcamp page, the main source of their debut album's hilarity is lost on this one, which is left only with titles in the same vein as those on the debut.

The album's cover donning the debut's recognized Nazi eagle emblem made out of dicks above Richard Spencer getting a wedgie implies the same confident jeering at the alt-right that the debut had, but this album is not any more confrontational in context (and probably less so in content) than the band's debut. And while snickering song titles and cheeky album art seem to suggest the band are content to continue making fun of the stupidity of white nationalism, the comedic fun really stops right there both in content and context.

The improved listenability of this album has me conflicted. On one hand, I actually wouldn't mind replaying this thing in the future; it actually has some of the harsh, satisfying qualities in the forms that make black metal appealing. Songs like "Shitpostnacht" and "Operation Neet" actually carry some decent, down-tuned, lo-fi blackened sludge riffage, while the closing track and the 10-minute "Horseshoe Theory" seem to take cues from Primitive Man's approach to harsh industrial noise, and the result is actually not too bad, nothing special, but certainly not as shitty as the purposely muffled and grainy debut. On the other hand, the NSBM spoofing aspect of the album is reduced to the occasional samples of neo-Nazi propaganda that pop up, effectively removing the purpose of the musical aspect of this whole project.

But Neckbeard Deathcamp wasn't really even about the listening to the intentionally horrendous music in the first place. It's been more about the surrounding discussion and the thrill of triggering sensitive neo-Nazis online and participating in the most vivacious expression of contempt for that group.Being that this is a music blog and I'm by no means any kind of expert on the best way to combat fascist ideology within metal or in the grander scheme of things, I didn't want to talk about the cesspool of political discourse on Twitter, but being that this band's identity and aesthetic is tied so closely to it (even if their music is not), I feel I have to at least briefly address that.

Conservatives and progressive activists alike have long lambasted, rolled their eyes at, and become frustrated over the recent trends of how the politically uninformed and uninvested co-opt the language of progressive activism into hollow, feel-good platitudes of pop feminism for the sake of clout through that dreaded act of v i r t u e s i g n a l l i n g. And the actual valid importance of virtue signalling in certain contexts is its own messy discussion, which I'm not going to suck up more of this music review with. But as aggravating as clout-chasing fake-wokeness is, the similar practice on the more radical side of the political spectrum, in its own way, is similarly problematic. On the more aggressively confrontational sliver of the broad anti-fascist position, the boisterous expression intolerance for fascism and its proponents under the guise of justified lack of civility is as much of a disingenuously motivated performance as what happens in the clout-chasing middle of the political spectrum. At least that's what it seems to be from what I have consistently seen on the anti-fascist metal Twitter sphere that Neckbeard Deathcamp participates in and has now based their identity upon. And Neckbeard Deathcamp are honestly not even the most egregious offenders in that bubble, but they do participate in and perpetuate it, and it is something that needs to be talked about but seems to be rather suppressed. And just to be clear so that no one from that circle gets as quickly upset as the sensitive Nazis on the other side, it's not that fascism isn't a reprehensible ideology or that neo-Nazis deserve to feel as comfortable sharing their ideas as we do; it's because the indulgence in the catharsis of vehemently vilifying the, indeed, justifiably condemnable evil of fascism seems to be done so lazily and aimed so irresponsibly that it comes across as self-serving and counterproductive. Rather than proclaiming baseless platitudes about girl power for woke pop feminist clout or publicly shaming borderline offences for the sake of self-righteous elation, the more radical version of these practices finds publicly committed antifascists chasing the same kinds of validation through ostentatious expressions of basic, widely appealing condemnation of fascism (like the feigned valor of the "Nazis are not welcome here" proclamation, as if it's really all that bold or controversial of a stance or as if Nazis these days are even overt enough to be deterred by that kind of blanket-statement-ass lip service). But then there's also the poor aim and irresponsible invocation of infighting when criticism of mishandling of aggression or advocacy for violence arises from other progressives, during which expressive and careless antifascists tend to deflect from justified questioning to the suggestion that criticism of their methods is compliance with, if not indicative of direct support of, fascism. It usually comes with the suggestion that the forsaking of civil discussion is justified because of how dangerous fascist ideology is and how critical it is to stamp it out. ("What kind of person is against punching Nazis?") It's the stereotypical cop-out of calling everyone against you a Nazi that the political right wing has run wild with. And, again, it's not that Nazis should feel their worldview is valid and accepted in society. The problem with mislableing and then lashing out when the mislabeled defend themselves is that it looks ridiculously unreasoned from the outside (which it often is) and pushes away those quieter, less politically invested people on the fence away when they see it or experience it. I get that fascists these days are cryptic with their fringe status (which I certainly like to look at optimistically as one positive sign of the times among the many other dismal ones). But of course fascists will resort to these methods when the fully evolved from of their worldview is so universally detested. And if fascists will adapt their game plan to resist the one-dimensional attack of antifa shrieking, which they will if they haven't completely already, anti-fascist activism and those who represent it like Neckbeard Deathcamp like need to adapt to combatting the more covert spread of fascism as well. Good god, I thought this was an album review, about an album, of music./10