#seriously it is BRAND. FUCKING. NEW

[commander-revan]

No fucking way, what do you mean Horikoshi? I thought we'd have a bit more time with all that talk about him wanting a longer epilogue. There's still so much to wrap up before the end.

[timeisacephalopod]

The type of Christian who asks atheists how they don't like, murder people on the reg are so funny to me because they seem to think their religion makes them the Peak of Morality when statements like "if you don't believe in God how comes you don't do X thing" all but outright state they have no idea why shit like murder and rape is bad except that God doesn't like it lmao. Like way to admit you have no intrinsic sense of morality and need to be afraid of a higher power to be a decent person, but I promise if you're not a piece of shit it's actually very natural not to want to do heinous evil shit all the time potential punishment from a higher power or not 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

man. nothing hits like a good sammie

[anotherpapercut]

I will never understand how some people hate all tea, which there are like a billion flavors of, but love coffee, which all has the same terrible taste no matter what

[shopcat]

did i seriously not just talk about freaks dropping the r slur because they think it's funny like. not even 3 days ago. like i'm sorry why did i just had to block a longtime mutual for that ... 4chan wannabe fucking rejects 😭😭 its so insidious atp like i feel gross ..

[heirofnepeta]

Why did we get rid of cloaks as a common garb, I wanna be cool and have a buncha cloth hiding my true appearance so that when I am challenged to a duel I can dramatically swing it off to reveal that I am not at all ready to fight in any kind of duel, sword or otherwise.

Oh yeah and also they look cool I guess that's a plus.

[poltergeist-coffee]

unrelated to anything ever but i just realized my fucking pfp has hair that matches with qcellbit and qbagi MKANKNVKJSKMA

[fruitless-vain]

Next up on things going wrong we have my block heater catching on fire! And me getting electrocuted by it!

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

every time i do research on the thyroid i find out another basic bodily function it’s involved in

[overbearingstruggles]

Listened to a pop-culture podcast briefly discuss the Lizzo situation and gotta say, I'm glad one of the hosts talked about why her statement feels cold. Because while I've always been against ATL's lawsuit, once it hit I fully understood their robotic statement. They knew immediately they were going to go the lawsuit route which is why they couldn't give any ounce of humanity or admittance to any mundane shit at all full stop.

[r4v3nr0s3]

..... I’m so tired.

[virtualmosshroom]

gonna have to email the online store I bought that vape from bc it’s literally unusable and it’s brand fucking new like did I get a dud battery or what??? You can’t even buy a replacement battery bc they don’t sell them in or to australia!!!! What a waste of $200 that I could really use right!!!! 😖

[bad-at-metaphors]

I wonder if my customers EVER look at me while I'm checking them in and feel any level of remorse for breaking the "no pets in the loan car" rule

[psychoticwillgraham]

got a 2 out of 5 on the scale probability for softball sized hail AND we’ve got a tornado watch until 9pm, which is the first tornado watch of the season, LETS GOOOOO!!!!

[still-nix-d-goffic]

Nothing quiet so irksome as a Holiday Car Commercial.

[somecunttookmyurl]

a fun and fucked up fact about me is that when i was in sixth form (16-18), approximately 10 years prior to being diagnosed ADHD, i drank SO MUCH store brand energy drink that 2 things happened

1) It became such an obvious and well known Thing about me that my tutors started putting "too much red bull can kill you" news articles on the walls. These were not present in rooms I didn't have classes in. It was not a college-wide initiative. That was for me, specifically. Nobody said it but we all knew.

2) Several friends suggested, in all seriousness, I contact the Guinness Book of Records to set a record for "most caffeine consumed with no physical effect" after I had 3x 1 litre bottles in about an hour and my heart rate was still exactly the same and nothing about my demeanour had changed at all. Meanwhile Ryan had 1 bottle and was physically vibrating. Because he's normal.

(I didn't do it because it would require having a medical professional present the whole time to verify and like absolutely nobody with a medical degree is going to do that in good conscience)