#seth shitpost

[midnightlighthowlite]

Ody has a very good case for " my one misfortune us that most of my enemies desire me carnally"

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Milchick is losing it, everyone is having a multidimensional love polyhedron affair, mark is dead. macrodata is NOT getting refined. live laugh love severance season two

[midnightlighthowlite]

I love how Berthold was more or less a Stealth Titan: there in one second and gone the next meanwhile our boy here is like

Nuke

You think when Eren woke the titans, he was like " yo Yimir, can i customise them? I know they look like Berthold, but my bff can do so much more damage"

The Colossal Titan

[bisexualchaosdemon]

(The Foxhole Court, ch.6)

I'm coming back to this and laughing because it turns out that 'fuck you, faggot' didn't really narrow it down either

[w3irdoartist]

The higher the stack, the greater the cowboy.

(Note: I'm finally free from uni for a bit. Les get cracking.)

[machrealgirl]

severance memes except it's just milchick and helly. because i like them the best

[midnightlighthowlite]

In Annie's defence, she hasn't tried it on someone who wasn't

1. A mistrustful PoS

2. Armin with a suspicion

3. Eren after she'd kicked his ass

Part of me wants to give her credit bcs she did not pick her targets well, while the other is " good job, Marley, you trained your spies so well one can't act for shit and the other managed to get through by developing a personality disorder

Also, why 10 yos? Why not Zeke or someone more advanced? What about all the people in Zekes year who didn't become Shifters? Did their training just stop?

The more i think about it, the more it doesn't make sense for Marley to have sent 10 yo's on this high intensity spy mission

Like

They didn't know about their military divisions.if they did, they could have sent 15 yo's directly to enroll. Hell, teenagers might have had more pull than children

Look, i know why, narratively speaking, they sent them as kids.

But now i can only think of them sending Zeke as a supervisor or something and they mamage to get through Rose but then the rest of the story is RBA trying to stop Zeke from snatching Eren and running away w him

Annie + playing the victim to fool men

[firstknightvulion]

This would come up.

[scholliski]

Seth’s ghost has got to be fucking haunting Kevin’s ass because imagine you’re just trying to play exy and then this weird messed up celebrity decides to play on your team and alternates between ignoring you and criticising everything you do for seemingly no reason and then his even weirder messed up celebrity sort of brother fucking kills you and the dude has the audacity to say it’s not a major loss, I’d be so angry

[bitepilled]

my contribution to this game i never played

[midnightlighthowlite]

Antinous and the suitors " let Odysseus come! We're more and youngetr than him!"

Ody, only lit by the ichor, glowing menacingly

Hermes, Athena, Apollo and everyone else in the sky: cracks open popcorn

[fangirloverlode]

Saw 5 pendulum trap except it just like. Fucking breaks as soon as Billy stops talking because Hoffman didn’t build it well

[solarweer]

The "can't cook for shit" group

Had to fill the silence with something •◡•

Those handsome bois belong to @codemiracle

[epic-arc]

Cinder: So let me understand after you kidnapped him and interrogated you, you were attacked by your boss and then he saved you and gave you a speech that changed your view of the world?

Jane Doe: Basically

Neo: Does he have the personality of a golden retriever and believe he can change people from worse to better?

Jane Doe: Well he is a cat but yes he does.

The three look to the side to see the two talking about their friends and many interests.

Jane/Cinder/Neo: Fuck i want his babys~

[energysoda]

this came to me in a vision

[star-bursts-industries]

Brian currently consumed by SMAU thoughts. There’s so much potential.

Andrew and Neil are NEVER online. They have accounts because they have too, but there’s only like….5 photos on their pages combined. And it’s like press photos. They post like Harry Styles ok. Once in a blue moon and you have no idea if it’s them or the press team (it’s definitely the press team).

Allison is purposely chaotic, the ultimate f you to her family. She stirs shit up just because she can.

Dan and Renee are properly trained little media girlies. Pretty photos and pretty tame, Dan sometimes gets out of hand if provoked but it’s never anything to crazy.

Seth is banned from having access to his accounts like once a month for posting offensive shit simply because he doesn’t know how NOT to be an asshole.

Matt is a FUCKING comedian. He also professionally shit posts. Movie critics, exy stats and ultimate professional trash talk.

Kevin is basically a professional exy account, the only thing on his account is exy and he’s like the least controversial because all he does is talk about exy. Sometimes he gets a little harsh with his criticism.

Nicky is one of those accounts everyone sees but no one really follows you know? He’s funny but in a wtf way? Bro is all jokes, thats IT. He also faces near monthly expulsion from his accounts but for inappropriate behavior in the public sphere.

Aaron funnily enough has the most followers out of all of them, even Kevin. Aaron’s account is basically faceless and he just posts candid shots of his life. Like look at my ice coffee, watch me study, here’s a time laps of me cleaning my dorm. Aaron is followed by a lot of people even people who don’t care about exy for the soul purpose of he somehow became one of those accounts that just gives people motivation. Funnily enough he did it by complete accident, he started posting photos for the sole purpose of keeping in touch with the friends he wasn’t supposed to have because Andrew. It exploded without him meaning too.

Even funnier? The other foxes have NO IDEA. Aarons internet handle is something dumb and not at all related to his name. So they all think Aaron is using the fact he’s the least problematic child to get out of media duty, and since Aaron doesn’t post his face online they don’t realize those photos that always go viral across the PSU campus are Aaron.

Wymack knows. Wymack has decided this is INFACT above his pay grade ( he also thinks its both funny and good for Aaron, since Aaron is usually the fox that gets looked over)

Aaron doesn’t pay that much attention to the numbers his posts make either. Bro really just likes pulling one on the other foxes.

Also study with me posts help keep him accountable for how he spends his own time.