OPLA has now in its hands a golden opportunity of not only giving us reparations for the previous portrayal of Momoiro Island and the Newkama, but also they could do the supreme galaxy brain decision of making part of Sanji’s training on the island be, like, combat Vogue lessons.
If Taz Skylar, after a whole training montage with his mentor Tim Curry as Emporio Ivankov, just
to avoid an incoming attack I will be the happiest motherfucker on the planet
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I shudder at the thought of celestials fighting, now knowing that they can be killed makes me sad, it seems that death has reached even Higher beings like the Archivists, it is truly sad.
Charmer, how disastrous is that chapter to the Archivists history? And how engage the Archivists are to not repeat it ever again?
-Fox-
The Charmer: I hadn't ever heard of this before just now, so I am seething with rage that our family ever did anything to harm other Celestials. I am of the belief that we should never harm each other because I think that that is a mortal quality to possess.
The Copyist: I do not agree with what was done either. The only one who could give you specific details about this is father, since he was actually, literally, there. The other families had differences of opinions regarding certain things about our family's preferences and Collection techniques. A fight broke out at what was meant to be a debate and it ended with a several members of each family dead. And it is quite easy to reassure yourself that this will not ever be repeated, because despite some elders of our family attempting to find and contact the other families, sightings of them remain extremely rare.
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aaron don’t die in an aphverse series (level: impossible)
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i’m gonna ramble to you no you do not have a choice in this matter/h
so, i’ve been thinking. the idea of clyde slowly becoming afraid of simon has rotted my brain beyond redemption and allow me to explain why i feel this way
simon is the kind of person who uses ingenuity and craftiness to win a fight
clyde is reliant on brute force to win any conflict he gets into. either force or intimidation.
winfrey, despite his own physical strength, is about as smart as a wooden plank (/aff)
simon however? it would make sense that his form is just goop and tentacles, cause he refuses to eat humans. being goopy, it makes sense that he’s not very physically strong, so he uses craftiness to win
flock would also be like this. they’re stuck in void stage, but since they’ve consumed an ass ton of crows (which are smart ass birds), it would make sense that flock is also clever
also, the scarecrow motif fits into this
scarecrows exist in the first place because farmers needed a solution to birds eating their crops
so, with some ingenuity and craftiness, they made the scarecrow
my point is:
clyde and winfrey are physically strong, but that isn’t always good.
simon and flock are clever and crafty, even if only one of them is capable of complex thoughts.
they don’t have fully solid forms, so they are reliant on cleverness and the ability to function under pressure to survive
thank you for coming to my TED talk/j
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i NEED to get on this plane and back to my apartment asap‼️ i am having THOUGHTS and i need them to cease‼️‼️
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in the upcoming days if i have time it's gonna be all aceyu delulu because i'm actually not okay after seeing him in the phantom bride story. what the fuck is this. his stupid tactless boy rizz is winning me over
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( Funnier concept: Shinsengumi person tries to stop them specifically Okita and they both stop fighting to both beat the shit out of him )
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hahahahahahahahah
i am the sanest person y'all
~spoilers for s2 ep37 under the cut~
WFT IS THE INTRO HOLY SHIT- MY BRAIN STOPPED WORKING THE SECOND I HEARD ALL STAR START PLAYING-
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O
WILLY- SCARY'S BACK
WILLY THAT PIECE OF FUCKING-
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O N O N O O O O
SCARY'S GOING TO GRANT OH SHITE-
OH? OH.
Grant punch #1
HELL YEAH NORMAL
"Scary's the beaten the broken and the damned" FUCK-
DAMN NORMAL
"And when it says you can touch a creature, can I touch myself?" hah, nice
YES SPARROW
Kiddads lore? Kiddads lore.
Oh Scary bestie-
"Something has broken in Normal and all of his rage is spilling out right now, like all of the fucking shit that has been bottled up for him, just fuckin taking L after L, it's just all coming out and he's taking it out on these pizza guys" oh nooooo~ NORMAL SO DESERVES TO GO FERAL
"Just tug on my toes" "tug on my toes so I know when to sword these pizzas" "you manage to somehow out homoerotic Neon Genesis Evangelion" suddenly the gif they posted on twitter makes so much sense-
"Normal looks at this, and sees it through the darkness somehow and says, "everybody's falling in love, wiTH EVERYBODY ELSE BUT ME" and then I smash the wall and grab a fire axe and just start going to town on the fucking pizzas up here" NORMAL. DESERVES. TO. GO. FERAL.
"You whirling dervish of homoeroticism and pizza and video games" I need to use this line
How did this ep become to homoerotic-
NICKY!
"Vegans only"?
"This podcast may be the only thing without a visual component to end up on wiki feet" so true Beth, so so true-
Grant punch #2?
GRANT-
Grant punch #3
"Vegans only".
FUCK YEA SCARY
"A vegan has to eat through all that meat" Normal and Sparrow nooo-
Normal and Scary moments <3
"Whoever can bring Terry Jr back gets the anchor" fuuuck- "I'm really sorry it doesn't- it doesn't work like that anymore" FUUUUUCK-
MESSAGE TO TERRY MESSAGE TO TERRY MESSAGE TO TERRY MESSAGE TO-
OH SHIT LINK YOU GO GIRL(?)
y'all now what i'm gonna say:
Double Therapy for all!
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