#shake that bottle-

[halogalopaghost]

TIL that you can assign an AO3 next of kin to control your account in case of your death???

[strawberrypirates]

someone's jealous....

[elalalune]

*shakes him*

(Wonderland au)

[heartnosekid]

squishiesnmore on ig

[squinkoblinko]

this ship so cracked im smoking it

more shtuff down dere

pretty sure his fur would b white but idgaaffff its too late naow

[astroxnot]

extra strength <3

[doyou000me]

Thanks to @dropthedemiurge and @springkitten, I tossed my plans for the day out the window and made another little AFTG guy to add to the collection.

Zoom-ins under the cut!

[chrollohearttags]

good morning. thinking about getting fingered awake by a pretty dom fem while she sucks on ur nipples and she’s just teasing you the entire time like ‘aw I know you’re awake gorgeous, just open your eyes’ ‘you’d feel so better if you’d just come already’. and her normally soft(ish) voice is all raspy..she’s nibbling at your ear about to drive you crazy—

[televised-eyes]

i love how easily crowley could’ve just said “he’s my best friend” to nina but instead he practically chokes out “he’s just an angel *gulps* i know”

he spends the all of s2 referring to aziraphale as his friend yet the one moment he’s directly asked about the nature of their relationship, he panics and overreacts because the word “friend” doesn’t even scratch the surface of what they mean to each other

crowley’s revelation as he walks away: aziraphale isn’t just his friend or an angel he knows. they’re best friends, they’re hereditary enemies, they’re soulmates. their relationship reflects the closest thing to what humans would call a “love life”

[faunandfloraas]

[katebeckets]

the CBI Five being actual children [9/?] ⤷ 2.09 — “A Price Above Rubies”

[elegyofthemoon]

you know what i'll put this here too BUT LOOK AT THEM.

STRIKE HAWWWWWK....

[sandflakedraws]

Okay I’m not even into trolls or anything, but that height analysis was pretty cool and interesting lol

Any more things you analyzed? (Or even a fun fact, idk, just wanna see people talk about things they like)

i've analyzed quite a lot but one thing i haven't seen other folks fully explore is the horrific living conditions in that bottle.

i know why it's not covered in film, cause again, this story is a silly musical comedy for kids! and if it were given it's full appraisal, the tone of the movie would be absolutely shot.

...

but like,,,, it's so dang bad in there my dude. it's SO bad.

like, in it's upright position, the diamond's base isn't big enough for floyd to lay down on, without cricking his neck severely.

so even when we see him drifting to sleep, he's sitting. minimum 2 months of trying to sleep sitting up. (against a cold/hard surface no less)

(he's also got an instant-wake response to . someone lightly tapping on the door. . .)

oh and also! the air in there has gotta be super thin, as there is but a single breathing hole at the top of it, not even as wide as a troll finger.

and that's ! when it's not capped off ! most of the time, it's got the spritz cap on, making it even harder for any air to circulate in there.

while we're at it ; since that's the only opening (no clasps, no grooves, no visual indicators that it can open via any other method at all, hence the film's conceit that the brothers need to hit the PFH to free him), i'm inclined to believe that it's also the only way to get food to him...

... which is to say you can have your pick of many terrible options for that. whether velvet & veneer tried to mash something through there, or have him sip from the world's worst gerbil feeder,

or they just. didn't feed him at all. and he's only alive because it's a magic world.

wHICH IS STILL SAYING NOTHING ABOUT HOW THEY ACTUALLY HANDLE HIM

plugging those excerpts cause. y. yeah... they're not gentle with him at all. bro is Bruised to all hell.

.... and none of this has to do with the actual core threat in the movie, which is having his core forcefully ripped from his body, leading to the whiteness and crystallization we see goin on.

in conclusion i need way more art/fics covering floyd's recovery okay? okay.

[hcnnibal]

i love your steak sauce boy

sauce of eternal anguish and suffering

[potatomoonjuice]

clancy in da soda (^・ω・^)

[haoven]

im so obsessed with this photo you don’t understand