#shaking like a rabid dog

[dix0nvix3n]

thought tumblr would like this thing I did a few months ago

and here's some things I said to @sinkdownbeneath about his height difference over me the other day, I really am at “smother your face into his chest” height... I am only 5'0 (Correction as I am making this post: Istg Norman said he was 5'11 at one point, he's 5'10 BUT STILL)

[randomgooberness]

I had to stop reading your fic halfway to draw this, it was too funny not to hjshsjshsjhs

I AM GOING TO EXPLODE

[puhpandas]

no more by natewantstobattle is SO wormwood

[marcy-wu-on-the-brain]

guys holy shit lyn lapid

[stil-lindigo]

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUUSE TONIIIIGHT

[niki-sty1]

Have you guys SEEN Shadowheart's juicy luscious chunky squishy ✨personality✨

Lae'zel is weak- she can't resist her and it doesn't help that Shadow is good at seduction. She would go to undress in Lae's line of view, she'd bend over on purpose, she'd walk to her tent in only underware and pretent she forgot something.

Lae would never beg but she would say 'please' to be suffocated under Shadow's soft weight. She'd ask her to squeeze around her head harder, to fully sit on her face - she almost want's to faint from it.

**Also i painted this in 3 different styles because i couldn't choose - you can tell me which one you like most if you want<3

[audhd-nightwing]

dick “if i breakdown i will literally never recover so i will bottle up all of my trauma until i die” grayson

. . .

dick “ok well i died but i came back and now everything is so much worse but if i let myself feel anything i’ll get killed so i guess i’ll just continue bottling everything up forever and ever” grayson

[inoreuct]

yall aren’t ready for the zosan fic i’m writing. hell I’M not ready for the zosan fic i’m writing.

[pidginhole]

hello again tumblr i come bearing slutty edgar allen poe (the bsd version not the actual author)

u all better tell him he looks pretty i stg

[teddie-bear420]

The mailman or smth

[jacqcrisis]

seeing the hades 2 trailer as someone who wrote 300k+ words of fanfic for the first one feels like you just stumbled out of the mosh pit since the band finished their set, exhausted and bruised but happy to have done it. But what’s that? The drummer snuck back on stage. He’s got the double bass pedal firing. The front man is running to the mic. The crowd is cheering. A new mosh pit is surely forming. 

And you see that and go ‘son of a bitch’, cause you KNOW you might just hop back in.

[jjanguri]

cozy jjangpuppy

[stromer]

[onsideramen]

One Step Away.

DRAGONS RISING SEASON 2 PART 1 SPOILERS AHEAD.

Also, quick TW: Choking, Death.

This is a little silly fic that I'll be posting to AO3 later probably ;3

(KAIS FEAR SCENE IN THE CAVE REAL OMG???!?!?!?!?!? Character study :3)

Kai stared ahead, determined to reach the end of the cave- he needed to, after all. The flame in his hand flickered, faltering before extinguishing itself into small puffs of ash.

The Fire Master turned his attention to his hand, snapping it a few times in a fruitless attempt to get the flame back. He groaned when it didn't work, turning around to the others and-

...Where were they?

Kai squinted, seeing nothing but a cloud of darkness. He took a step forward, worry squeezing his heart tightly. He didn't need to worry, not yet- but how could he not? A few months would never be enough to meld that torn piece of him back together, that piece of him that wondered if he'd simply finally given to insanity, seeing nothing but hallucinations.

He shook his head quickly, not letting his thoughts drag him under. This moment was real, he was certain- and he was certain his family was not within his sight.

"Lloyd?" Kai called into the darkness, voice steady despite the worry dripping from him in borderline solar flares. He frowned at the lack of response, moving his flameless hands to cup his mouth. "Nya! Lloyd!"

Again, no response.

The worry was practically tearing him apart inside out now- something he would likely never admit. Kai walked further back into the cave, attempting to locate the others. If he was mildly frantic about it, no he wasn't.

Kai came to a halt at the sound of what could almost be called a scream.

One that he was far too familiar with.

Kai whipped around, already falling into a defensive stance as he watched Lloyd run to him, tears streaming down his face. The Fire Master didn't comprehend how young he looked in that moment, as if he were a confused and scared 11-year-old again.

It didn't matter how he looked, not at all- and it never would. It was Lloyd. His brother. Someone he swore he would always protect. Pulling Lloyd closer to him before adjusting his stance to be semi-in front of the younger came almost as second nature.

Kai watched closely as something slunk out of the darkness, towering over him. The thing smirked, a hand coming out from behind it.

The thing held Nya by the neck, she flailed around for a moment, trying to pry the thing away from her neck so she could, most likely, breathe.

The Fire Masters eyes widened, stance faltering for just a moment before his expression hardened. Sparks filtered from his fists.

"Let her go."

The thing sneered at Kai, its devoid face crinkling into something akin to disgust before tightening its grip. Nya squirmed for a moment before beginning to wheeze, her attempts to pry the things hand from her neck growing weaker and weaker.

Kai stared, pulse buzzing violently under his skin.

His blocked flames bristled, a blazing inferno deep in his core.

And he lunged.

He lunged for the thing, anger in every grab and tear at the monster.

Rip.

Tear.

Rip.

Tear.

"LET HER GO!" He screamed, eyes burning as his attacks grew more and more helpless.

The thing snickered despite its current state, amusement in its unforgiving eyes.

Kais' anger only grew, the inferno raging until it obscured any rational thought he could've had. Unshed tears clogged his eyes, limbs trembling as he tried to withhold himself from killing the thing. A mercy it didn't deserve.

And then he was on the other end of the cave, gasping in gulps of air, dizzy, with an unbreathing sister beside him. His inferno sizzled out, water dimming it to a few half-hearted sparks. The shaking of his limbs increased tenfold, his tears finally boiling over and burning his cheeks.

"KAI!" Lloyd- oh, oh FSM wasn't he protecting him-

Kai threw himself onto his feet, looking a complete mess as he watched in what felt almost like slow motion as The Thing dragged his younger brother further into the darkness, a snicker echoing the cave before something zapped him.

Kais' mind had to do a double take on that last thing, actually. He was staring at the stone floor of the cave, shaking mildly- but there were no tears in his eyes, as if they'd been boiled away.

He was zapped.

Zapped?

Was Jay nearby? Oh, FSM. How would he ever explain all this- he couldn't handle The Lightning Ninja right now-

No, no. It would be a good thing if he was there now, wouldn't it?

Kai was pulled to his senses by the sound of the others talking. The others. Lloyd and Nya. His family. His siblings.

He inhaled shakily, trying to wipe what must have been a horrified expression off of his face, then stood up.

They were alive.

[lovesickeros]

putting my thoughts under the cut in case people dont want to spoil themself on arle voicelines

currently obsessed with the view our current harbingers have of the Tsaritsa. both childe and arlecchino greatly respect her even if arlecchino is dubiously loyal to the Tsaritsa at best. they both talk about her as a figure who is gentle and compassionate, completely at odds with both the organization she allows to commit horrible acts (dottore. its a lot of dottore. he canonically took children from the hoth under the old knave if they were no longer considered "useful" and used as test subjects). shes described as someone with no love left for her people yet the harbingers we've heard talk about her never seem to describe her in such a manner. of course, childe mentions she had to harden herself to complete her goal, but he still notes that shes too gentle. the more we learn about her the more i want to meet her purely because she is contradictions all the way down and its great!!! taking whatever scraps i can get and its perfectly in line with my characterization too so i stay winning

[ithinkdogshouldvote2]

Me: "can we have Normal and Scary this week?"

Anthony Burch: "You have Normal and Scary at home."

Normal and Scary at home: