#shame they had to be such dicks

[welcometogrouchland]

I miss them so bad (Dick and Damian)

[kuroshitbag]

srry not normally my thing but SNDBSIFNEJ

from an exchange with an anti leaving a comment on some adorable sebaciel art:

the platonic cuddling being Sebastian slowly sliding into bed, spooning Ciel, kissing the back of his neck, nuzzling into his face, and then Ciel turning around to tuck himself into Sebastian’s chest.

that’s. exactly how I crawl into bed with my partner (who is 30+ btw lmfao) every night. literally all the way around. trying to call shit like this platonic is so much more weird than shota existing, methinks.

edit: they also,,, referred to csa,,,,,,, as “kid diddling”. very very normal. SO normal, bro. (/heavy sarcasm)

[zappedbyzabka]

👔👔👔👔

[realbeefman]

rewatching community why is jeff winger so transgender. “you lost the right [to talk about women’s bodies] the moment you decided to grow a wang!” from 2x21 the entire little indian girl story from crit film studies HELLOOOOO

[cephalog0d]

Batkid Drabble - "Pattern"

Tim initially dismissed the finger-tapping as Dick and Steph being terrible at sitting still (without a good reason, anyway).

Until he realized they were spelling his name in Morse code.

“What?” he demanded.

“What what?” Dick asked with convincing innocence as he tapped out N.O.T.H.I.N.G.

Steph had a much weaker poker face, or wasn’t even trying to hide her grin as she tapped out H.I. T.I.M.

Tim narrowed his eyes at them and pointedly pulled on his headphones, leaning closer to his computer screen to block them out.

S.P.O.I.L.S.P.O.R.T. Steph tapped.

S.P.O.I.L.E.R.S.P.O.R.T. Dick added. Tim ignored them dissolving into laughter.

((Cross-posted to AO3; dedicated to @dangerousdan-dan for indirectly inspiring this with talk about people using Morse code to annoy Tim XD))

[unnerving-presence]

omfggg i’m so tired of ppl acting like wesker kill you or tell you to kys the second you spoke to him no tf he wouldn’t y’all r annoying

[baycitystygian]

He looks like he's gonna eat those chess pieces

yup

that scene lives in my head rent free purely for how goddamn pretty he is in it

I cannot put into words how Not Normal I am about this fucking vibe

[bunny-heels]

if i go to the AW tag and see that softcore porn top post one more time-

[kokorolinkrun]

I don't think I will ever get over the fact that official Dick Figures gijinkas exist

[killa-trav]

but daddy i love him goes so fucking hard but why did it have to be about ratty man

[sunburstkisser]

SUNMORB NATION RISE UP‼️‼️

Fun fact this drawing made some kid on Tiktok go batshit 😭😭 All because I'm 20 and like to ship myself with a funny little unicorn

The reveal video is under the cut btw! I thought it was cute and I'm proud that I did it in one take

[thatshadowgastwhore]

(And just when they thought it couldn’t get any worse, I discovered the character of Tim Drake)

Get ready for the hell on earth that was my incessant reblogging of Dick Grayson posts part 2: Tim

[aldamiriel-necrococo]

Gang. I am here to inform you that there are truly some massive hogs out there. Like. I knew they physically existed in my occasional brushes with live action porn involving them. But. Jesus fuck dude. Seeing one in person is TERRIFYING size queens how are you ALIVE. Truly genuinely thank god I’m medically not able to take any below the waist penetration for another three weeks I was looking for a different gif but this one that came up is so much more accurate

[mer-acle]

When you don't want to use the p word bc Zeus might lightning strike you if you implied that Ganymede was a VERY young man indeed.

Jk mf would probably be proud of it

[gaal-dornick]

also the serizawa name drop there had me screaming bc like. that's my man!

[lovestruckslut]

i wish i had big scary ans tattooed male roommates who used me whenever they like and before i know it im just always naked around them and if i go out with them they make me dress like a femboy slut and let anyone who stares grope me.

i wish they force me down and crush me under their bodies until i cry when they force me open and take pictures of me and shove things up my holes, invite their friends and make me suck them all. i wish i had male roommates whod take away my bed and make me sleep with one of them every night, i wont have to pay rent as long as they get to fuck my ass.

i want them to tie me to girl and make us rub our pussies together and i know shed be confused when i cum all over myself with tears in my eyes and my tits pressed against here and a nice thick toy shoved down my throat.

maybe one of them is even a tattoo artist and gives me free ink every time i let them sell me for porn!! only he wont let me choose my art so ill have a nice little piece above my empty womb telling any man who gravs me that im not allowed to say no, and one on my ass where they can use a pen to mark how many loads ive taken

maybe hed be really really nice and give me a tramp stamp too!! soemthing really skanky and ill moan and my pussy with gush when he does it, maybe ill ve really REALLY lucky and hed even give me a pretty piercing in my clit too, and hed make it hurt but they all take care of me, only them and their friends are allowed to humilate me and cum on my face and piss on my cunt