#shane and ryan rpf

[st427ey]

bitches be like “dont ship real ppl!!” until its ryan and shane of bfu/watcher tv… its me im bitches

[t0byisnotonfire]

I haven't been very active butt I'm probs gonna post some hcs about Ryfessor and history oars :))

[postmortemmadz]

unfortunately if i do make angst art for my au, your faves will be overdosing and being horribly depressed and drinking way too much for a senior in high school

hashtag sorry

[glasshouses-and-stones]

Writing Patterns

Thanks @suseagull04 for tagging me! This was fun :)

List the first (optionally: and last) sentence of your last 10 (or less) ao3 works. My ao3: glasshouses_and_stones

From newest to oldest:

▪︎why don't we kick it up a notch? (let my hands give it a shot)

(hockey rpf, Jamie Drysdale/Trevor Zegras)

The adrenaline from the game is still buzzing under Jamie's skin when he and Tregor bang through their front door, a trail of equipment bags and tossed dressed shoes forgotten in their wake.

He kind of wants to die a little.

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▪︎a place they still put sugar in their iced tea

(RWRB, Alex/Henry)

Henry thinks he's going to die.

He was wrong.

-

▪︎i'll do everythin' i can to help you through

(hockey rpf, Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews)

It was a shitty game.

They don't have any reason to stay awake after that.

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▪︎How to Spring Clean

(How to be a Normal Person, Gus/Casey)

It’s that time of year again!

Whatever.

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▪︎rough on the surface, but you cut through like a knife

(hockey rpf, Mitch Marner/Dylan Strome)

He’s annoying.

"Now, how about some pizza?"

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▪︎why celebrities should NEVER look themselves up

(hockey rpf, Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews)

Mitch thought it was funny at first.

Mitch just huffs sleepily before he's drifting off into a dream-less doze.

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▪︎want

(original work, f/f)

The candles have almost burnt out.

I think I feel something press into my forehead before I fall under.

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▪︎Suddenly

(Watcher Entertainment rpf, gen)

It's eight in the fucking morning—too early for Ryan to be up, but he doesn't think he got any sleep last night anyways, so what's the point of just laying there?

Suddenly, sure, but it happened all the same.

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▪︎the potential of us

(hockey rpf, Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews/William Nylander)

It’s a quiet night in.

"I guess it was always you two."

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▪︎pink camellias, heliotrope, and morning glories

(hockey rpf, Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews)

Honestly, Shakira is such a queen (Hips Don't Lie is a banger, for real), and Mitch is about ready to bow down at her feet because she is doing God's work.

He falls asleep with a smile on his face.

-

This honestly all over the place, lmao. I start most of my stories off very choppy with a short sentence, and my next sentence usually elaborates on it. I think its supposed to be a hook, but who knows? I like it.

Tagging anyone who sees this and who wants to do it! Please tag me in it if you do it. I'd love to read yours :)

[iamanartichoke]

Anyway I don't care for RPF, it's not my thing, my blorbos are all fictional, etc -

- but I'd be lying if I said I haven't been obsessively thinking about writing Ghost Files fanfic, but from the POV of the ghosts in the places the boys have investigated. Like -

Ryan, stumbling around the Winchester House as he searches for the seance room: I'M LOSING IT. DO YOU HEAR ME?

Sarah: You're going the wrong way, dearie.

Clyde, next to her, passing her the bowl of ghost popcorn they're sharing: What do you suppose he'd do if I knocked this lamp over right now?

Sarah: I'm concerned he might actually die of fright, to be honest.

Clyde: Maybe if I just nudge it a little.

Sarah, swallowing some popcorn: Perhaps just make it sway. Enough that he'll notice, but not so much that he'll drop dead.

Ryan, knowing they're there because of course they're there, ghosts are fucking real, Shane, and he can feel Sarah's eyes boring into the back of his head, watching his every move oh god how has this become his life?: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

Sarah, unbothered: We've all quite had enough, I think.

Clyde, balancing the bowl of popcorn in one hand while he tries to push the lamp with the other: Oh, this is so much fun, we never get people in here alone like this.

So anyway.

[dyingtobehim]

ryan offering his ass to a demon and the ghost machine immediately saying knot watcher omegaverse is real

[marcianoliterati]

I picked up my kindle and it's ONCE AGAIN out of battery (i really need a new ereader) so i just said fuck it and opened ao3

[thegroundhogdidit]

As someone who got super into Markiplier and Jacksepticeye in 2017 yeah they are also Victims of rpf. *shudder*

i think the consensus here should be that only youtubers should be seriously worried about rpf

[coiled-dragon]

I think if Shane and Ryan asked me to stop posting fic of them getting down and dirty i'd just write the fic and not upload it . But i think shipping real people is the most normal thing. Like tabloids ship Brangelina. Every article speculating if two celebs are dating is kinda shipping in a way. Cooing over your friends getting together and thinking their an adorable couple is shipping. But if i were making someone uncomfortable i'd just ship in my head instead of publically.

tbh.. Its RPF has been around for as long as people could think, draw, and write about it. Fanfiction of real events and people, too. There are some public figures who say it makes them uncomfortable and people dont just stop or even keep it 'secret'. Posting about it on Tumblr or Twitter or Ao3 where 200 people read it isnt really public imo, and the only times its even been a real problem to me is when people use their ideas and get mad at real life people for not being like their fanfic.

Gestures to Spn fandom a while back when people were, iirc, sending death threats to members of the casts family over fictional shipping AND rpf shipping. Its never ever okay to show it to people who express no interest in seeing or knowing, and its one of those things where in my mind, if they dont know it doesnt hurt them.

Its a finicky line and I know a lot of people feel very VERY strongly about it, but it has existed for ever, it will continue, and its on fandoms themselves to behave and in some cases curb fellow fans when they struggle to distinguish between the FICTION part of 'Real Person Fiction' and the Real Person part.

[boyapologist]

the fact that I honest to god haven't watched anything from watcher OR read fanfiction in over a month now....

[tasty-littl-snack]

It's monday morning you open up pod watcher and see that Mari is a guest. "Oh cool I haven't seen her in long content before this might be interesting, she will probably flirt with Ryan or something after all they're married". And it begins so, but then Shane is like *deep analysis on Ryan's character*, Shane and Mari roasting Ryan's habits, them talking about clothing style and Shane and Ryan being their usual selves. Mari points out once that they're making eye contact and it makes her feel like she's intruding. Ryan saying "No you're not." maybe catching himself that he shouldn't flirt with Shane in front of his wife. It's 10 minutes in, they talk about something else.

They talk about Ryan being easily spooked and Mari asks Shane if he knows how to deal with that. "No that's just how Ryan is I don't know if there's something you can do about that."

Around half hour in Mari is like "Tbh I'm kinda nervous to be here I feel like I'm ruining the dynamic" and it's then Shane points out that she's part of the group and they did hang out multiple times. And it seems fine, but then later Ryan continues to be wierd with Shane by asking him if he can move his pecs, and wondering if he'd cook in an apron naked.

Ryan also asks Mari if she knows what he's thinking, and Shane is the one who answers. (and is right. Mari is just flabbergasted by Ryan's mind going there)

And that's pod watcher 69 in a nutshell.

What I'm saying is that usually when I see men and their wives interacting, that rpf brainrot goes away because usually a married couple acts like a married couple but here I'm not sure who's the one third wheeling.

[t0byisnotonfire]

Pls ppl send me asks I'm so bored 💔

[childofposiden71]

Guys, I might have to write RPF. I have the best idea ever had. Buzzfeed unsolved made a video about Edwin and Charles but its inarcuate. So the boys go to LA with Niko and Crystal and haunt the fuck out of Shane and Ryan

[anonymous-dentist]

In case any of you guys are wondering where I stand on rpf, I don’t really care about it unless it’s like shoved in anyone’s faces

My MOTHER on the other hand openly and vocally says that Ryan and Shane from Watcher should A) be dating or B) be married

And upon telling her that they’re already married to other people, she said, and I quote, “Well, I know plenty of people who are married to women who really shouldn’t be”

So yeah, I need to lock her and Mama Bando in a room and see what happens

[oldmanpusspuss]

i have to be real your ryan and shane posting has been really getting to me and i’ve started reading rpf again for the first time in like a decade 🫡

yaaay i love being a bad influence <3

[sequencefairy]

Title: You Filling My Cup, Sun Coming Up

Rating: Teen

Relationship: Ryan Bergara/Shane Madej

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Always a Different Gender or Sex | Established Relationship | Lesbians in my Shyan? It's Likelier Than You Think

Words: 3,068

Summary:

“Power out at your place?” “Yeah,” Shane replies, running her hand along Obi’s spine, listening to the deep rumble of his purr. “You?” There’s a rustling on the other end of the phone that Shane reads as Ryan nodding. “Yeah, my mom and dad have the generator running though, you wanna come out to Arcadia?” “Can’t,” Shane says, immediately. “Obi—” “Shit, that’s right,” Ryan interrupts. “Fuck. Okay. Give me an hour?” There’s no time for Shane to say anything, let alone disagree or suggest that Ryan not do something stupid, before Ryan disconnects the call.

OR: Shane's been hermit-ing. It takes an ice storm and a Ryan to bring her out.

Written for the @thehauntedinfirmary's advent collection!